Tuesday, April 11, 2017

"Your Turn" "No, Your Turn"

  • A man was shot to death in an argument with his father over who was going to walk the dog Sunday morning in the Burnside neighborhood on the South Side.

    Donald Johnson, 22, and his 43-year-old father shot each other about 8:20 a.m. during an argument in the 9100 block of South Woodlawn, according to Chicago Police spokesman [...] and the Cook County medical examiner’s office.

    Both men suffered multiple gunshot wounds and were taken to Christ Medical Center in Oak Lawn, police said.
That's got to rank right up there in the top ten dumb-ass reasons to kill someone.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

As long as the canine was ok, that's all that matters.

4/11/2017 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Should of gotten a fish instead.

4/11/2017 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


4/11/2017 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's got to rank right up there in the top ten dumb-ass reasons to kill someone.

Someone? He killed his SON! His CHILD! WTF!!!!

And the SON shot the DAD!

Regardless who drew first, WTF!

But hey, the Police are mean and racist.

4/11/2017 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They weren't arguing over who walks the dog. They were arguing over who poop scoops.

4/11/2017 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So who walked the dog?

4/11/2017 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Your Turn" "No, Your Turn"
Just when the inanity can't get any sillier...:

More "Tales From Da Hood," SCC...

Anyone who has seen the nonsense from behind
the wheel of a Blue & White for one-third
to one-half of their lives can both aver
and attest to the madness that fuels
this kind of behavior.

The rest of everybody else cannot comprehend
how viewing this kind of pathology so up=close
is so corrosive to the Policeman's soul.

"If you guys would just stop fighting "reform"
and accept your place as public servants and
give up on your blue collar, Mt. Greenwood
dwelling "Warrior Cop" sensibilities, the
public would support you."

As always, it's amusing how they always manage
to point the cannons of reform and accountability
in the wrong direction in this town.

Father and son have a shoot-out over whose
turn it is to walk the damned dog.

Others we can think of at the moment?

Mother who shot and killed her son
for cheating at the card table.

Mother and children running a stash house.
Some dissatisfied (and armed) customers
chased one of the sons into the house.
Momma tried to deny them entry while son
high-tailed it for the back door.

The dissatisfied (and armed) customers
blew Momma's brains literally from the
front door out the back door behind the
son who kept on running.

And yes... It was yet another scene of
howling and flopping with every aimlessly
wandering and misdirected swing-dick
and hang-tit having a double mouthful of
"Po-leece ain't shit cuz..."

"Police reform has to happen hard,
fast and right now."

When you have such a toxic, pathologically
fucked-up beyond all hope and care, majority
end user of Police resources as exists in
Chicago, any talk of "Police Reform" is as
meaningful as all the hateful liberal
progressive agendists dropping their culottes
and taking a shit down a live volcano.

And as equally risible too.

"How can we get those Cops out of their
"pout" and "defensive crouch" before
Chicago gets lit aflame for a second
summer in a row?"

Police Like You Have No Friends.

4/11/2017 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, but did the dog ever get walked? What about the dog. A good reporter would have asked about the dog.

4/11/2017 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I sure hope the dog is okay.

4/11/2017 01:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


4/11/2017 01:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After working homicide for the last 27 years, these 3 stand out as all time stupid domestic murders, in no particular order;
Brother shoots brother in the head because he wouldn't give him the Sega game cartridge.
Sister stabs brother to death because he took the last sip out of the wine bottle.
Brother, already on parole for murder, shoots and kills his brother for turning up the heat.
And the really hard to believe part is that all three happened in.....Englewood.

4/11/2017 01:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unbelievable. Now who's gonna walk that dog??????

4/11/2017 01:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Right up there with the brother stabbing the other brother(literally) at thanksgiving day supper over the last turkey drum stick.Chill out bros.

4/11/2017 01:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am just happy the dog wasn't hurt in ths incident.

Were both father and son legally allowed to own firearms?
Were the firearms legally bought accordingly?

I have more questions than answers, which concerns me...

4/11/2017 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was the dog remanded to Canine Services?

4/11/2017 01:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's right up there with there with the annual 'drumstick massacre ' that occurs regularly on Thanksgiving when someone eats the last piece of turkey. Ask any old homicide dick how many they're familiar with. If the people only knew.

4/11/2017 02:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just as bad as taking the last chicken leg or pork chop

4/11/2017 03:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I reckon the dog is the smartest one in that house.

4/11/2017 04:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I recall a murder over a banana cream pie. I think it was nephew versus uncle. Just keepin' it real.

4/11/2017 06:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two things:
1)Remember Steve and Garry on am1000? They had a story on "blues news" about 30 years ago where a guy killed his brother over a pork chop.
2)My first year on, we were sent to one of the nastiest domestics that I've ever seen. 35 and 40 yo brothers living with mom, get into a fight over who's turn it is to have the vcr for the night. They went at each other, one with a kitchen knife, and the other with a table leg (which had been liberated from the table during the undercard wrestling match). We get there and there is blood EVERYWHERE. My partner and I are looking for other bodies because there is no way this much blood comes from these two clowns who are still standing. We get everything wrapped up and mom says "they usually fight over the vcr, but this was a bad one"
No shit.
Buy another vcr

4/11/2017 06:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is the Dog ok Uncle Lar? Yes lil Tommy, the Dog is Ok

4/11/2017 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well now we won't have to hear that the POL ice are just shooting and killing our children. Now we can blame daddy for shooting and killing his child ( age 22 ) over a dog. Now the POL ice can be there to just clean up the mess. Thank you daddy for taking another thug off our streets. And with you in jail that makes 2 off the street.

4/11/2017 06:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The pooch is going to have ptsd. A new hand-out on the horizon.

4/11/2017 06:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My favorite I worked was the 16yr old who shot his 15yr old cousin dead for wearing his socks. Grandma was seen afterward on the front porch directing everyone to tell the police it was a drive-by. Good old Roseland days!!!!!

4/11/2017 07:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't this the month/week "special ed" got the superintendent job? and "crime" has not seen a drop....Or crime has been climbing every week/month since.....LMAO....

4/11/2017 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I strongly suspect that this tragedy would not have happened if these men were members of Fr. Pfleger's Parish

4/11/2017 07:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so.....was the dog walked?....and, by who?...doesn't anyone think of the dog?....as Rahm would say, It's for the dog!

4/11/2017 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guess we can eliminate "Blew each others brains out", from the possible causes of death.

4/11/2017 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who let the dog out?

4/11/2017 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about the one where one cousin stabs the other in the neck because she wasn't sharing the free White Castle French fries mom who worked their had just given them.

4/11/2017 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Much better than a baloney sandwich.

4/11/2017 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago Values, right Rahm??

4/11/2017 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

B.S.! "Han shot first!"

4/11/2017 08:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm waiting to here Obama say, "if I had a Son and he didn't walk the dog I'd shoot him too." The father will claim self defense and he'll walk, but not the dog.

4/11/2017 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These two bozos just volunteered to have their second amendment rights taken away.
We need to thank them as someone that counted could have gotten hurt.

4/11/2017 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And yes... It was yet another scene of howling and flopping.....

4/11/2017 12:58:00 AM

Thanks for the chuckle!

4/11/2017 08:54:00 AM  
Blogger Chris Prestridge said...

In all fairness, down in good ole 'bamerstan, we do have the occasional shooting over whom should have won the Auburn v. Alabama football game, so there's that too.

War Eagle!!

4/11/2017 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But seriously, did the dog get walked?

4/11/2017 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Should of gotten a fish instead.

4/11/2017 12:09:00 AM

So far, best logical response.
Winner, winner chicken dinner! Thanks for the chuckle.

4/11/2017 09:20:00 AM  
Blogger dda6ga dda6ga said...

Pork chops, dog walking, doing the dishes, "mean mugging", all valid reasons for a quck violent death among some of our neighbors...

4/11/2017 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure Foxx will decide they both shot in self defense, so no charges will be brought. Never mind the fact that both were most likely not legal gun owners. Or maybe the dead guy was the offender so everything solves itself. Either way, the dog should be removed from the home, along with the multiple children who undoubtedly live there.

4/11/2017 09:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope the dog shit in the father and the sons beds.


4/11/2017 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Need chlorine in that gene pool.

4/11/2017 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dog wasn't trained in de escalation? Obviously the smartest one of that group.its a dog walk dog group🤔

4/11/2017 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Just as bad as taking the last chicken leg or pork chop

4/11/2017 03:06:00 AM

Yep I still recall dude stating, after fatally shooting his brother, "I loved my brother, but it was MY pork chop". Cant make this shit up.

4/11/2017 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Worked that Beat in '83-84 as an FTO, they turned what was a working class neighborhood into another gangster disciple shit hole with decent people afraid to live a normal life, the father was probably one of the miscreants who looked up to his family for a way to live, by the gun. WTF.

4/11/2017 09:49:00 AM  
Blogger BirdsnBlooms1 said...

Poor dog didn't get his walk. Hopefully, he finds a good home.

4/11/2017 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can someone please play the 1965 hit song "Walkin the Dog" by Rufus Thomas ??

4/11/2017 10:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4/11/2017 12:58:00 AM who always has intelligent things to say,
I've always wondered, is it:
Police like you, have no friends,
or is it instructions on how to do the job:
Police, like you have no friends.
Just wondering.

4/11/2017 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not a homicide but one brother pinned
another brother's hand to the kitchen table
with a fork for grabbing the last piece
of bacon.

But yeah...
The Police are the problem.

4/11/2017 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Should of gotten a fish instead.

4/11/2017 12:09:00 AM

Hey now!
Do YOU want to be dispatched
to a family battle royal over the
the last piece of fried perch?

Let these peoples and folkses
gnaw on each other without
Police co-witness or interference.

Whether it sorts itself out really
isn't the care or concern of the
civilized society they so forcefully

4/11/2017 10:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...so.. did the dog sooner or later poop in the crib...

4/11/2017 10:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Booze certainly could not have been involved....

4/11/2017 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's in the blood, culture, and in most cases it's better not to have a daddy.

4/11/2017 11:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fighting over who gets the turkey leg on Thanksgiving Day still ranks #1. Lots of bloodshed over the years on that one.

4/11/2017 11:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

like father, like son, bang bang

4/11/2017 11:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the old "Animal Stories" on WLS 890 am when I was little.

"Was the dog OK, Uncle Lar?"

4/11/2017 11:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow.....just wow......
And the sad part is, this shit goes on all the time......
But remember......the police are the problem.......

After 5 full generations of welfare and popping out kid after kid to STAY on welfare, paying for them all from cradle to grave, there is NOTHING the police can do about the attitude, beliefs, entrenched entitlement, poor schooling, drug running which is approved of by the entire family, robbing, raping, murdering, totally unemployable citizenry that this Democratic leadership has allowed to gain control in this once-great city.

And I won't even mention the hundreds of thousands of dollars in medical care now afforded this incident......
So, my brothers and sisters in blue, write your reports, cite each and every crime you encounter, save your money and get the hell out of this city as soon as you can....be safe, take care of one another out there, the carnage will continue no matter what we do.

4/11/2017 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who got home first at 0830am...Dad or son?
Why not let the dog run free and poop the yard, what was the reason to all-of-a-sudden leash the dog walk?
Was there someone waiting outside to settle a score that neither one of them wanted to disclose to the other?
I'll HunchLabâ„¢ this one and bet that neither wanted to be the dog walker that morning.

Let's see what's been reported via the media...
• 9100 South Woodlawn - Homocide, possible domestic or robbery of judge and gal pal, 5:30am

• 9400 South Forest - Homocide, domestic over a dog walk, 8:30am

• 9100 South Baltimore - Armed robbery of a 61yr old dog walker, 7:30am

• 11600 South Bishop - Homocide, 26 yr old TurninLifeArounder and shooting of 11yr old, 5:30pm

• and the dozens of similarly lawless urban related armed violence just since Monday.

South Town catching up to West Town.
Special Ed is running out of polices' to saturate the crime infestations and it ain't even summer yet.

Remember the 1960's Alabama-style Chicago Police are the ones that need Reform.

4/11/2017 11:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Should have had a goldfish instead and called him Rover..

4/11/2017 11:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rahm, the chicago and cook county politicians, the aclu and the leftist liberal news media get the highest award for manufacturing, promoting and nurturing violence in what once was a civilized city. Want to cut violence in half? Require any person receiving any type of public assistance to work a 40 hour work week or their benefits will be suspended. You will see a lot of baby momas telling babys daddy go out and get your own job, I'm not working for you.

4/11/2017 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joel and Ethan Coen Fargo comedy

4/11/2017 11:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alternately , it could have been over who scoops the poop.

4/11/2017 11:59:00 AM  
Blogger Sir Donkey, esq said...

Ultimately, it's always about a bitch...

4/11/2017 12:33:00 PM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

No one had to walk the dog. He probably emptied his bowels out after the sound of gunfire.

4/11/2017 01:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Betcha that K9 has a tail to tell.

4/11/2017 01:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's what happens when you think you still tell grown folks what to do. The father was wrong and the dog did not get walked anyway.

4/11/2017 01:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can relate to them. I hate walking my dog also.

4/11/2017 02:35:00 PM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

The one I recall was a birthday party shooting. When the guests gathered to sing happy birthday, the brother of the "birfday" boy refused to sing. So, the birfday boy went to the bedroom brought out his pistol and shot his bruvver to death in front of the other guests. No goodie bags at that partay only body bags.

4/11/2017 03:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Yes, 4/11/2017 06:28:00 AM, I do remember Steve & Garry talking about the pork chop murder.
2. There was another pork chop murder within the last few months as well.
3. My favorite still is the grandfather killing his grandson because he ate the Neapolitan ice cream. Me thinks the kid ate the chocolate and maybe the vanilla and left the old man with the strawberry. For the record this happened somewhere in Bronzeville, IIRC.

4/11/2017 03:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT)Alright this man AG Jeff Sessions has his balls strapped on and is ready"

Sessions signals immigration crackdown: 'This is the Trump era'

The attorney general wants the Justice Department to make immigration enforcement a priority.

Cannot wait until the music plays as the "law and order" men and women march into chiraq and arrest rahm for violating federal immigration laws AG Sessions says "no one is above the law", Rahm now about that Chicago taxpayer rebate money your squandered to hire lawyers to represent the illegal felons how is that working out now? rahm you toni and the 50 pandering, with dicky durbin and tammy dickworthless pandering hope the charges are brought soon so we can then "make Chicago great again!"

Thinkof how much total disrespect rahm has for police and law and order:

1) took away CPD retirees health care and had his email getting congratulated for screwing coppers
2) Used above referenced taxpayers money to shield illegal criminals
3) refuses to obey federal immigration laws
4) Spends another "found" 2 million hiring a girl and her crew to go after police and enforce a bullshit decree his friend obama following rahms instructions put into place.
5) held the criminal Mcdonald video in order to get re-elected
6) squanders billions in taxpayers money like giving to friends and family pathetic Depaul stadium

And so much more "rahm must go!"

4/11/2017 04:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

During a press conference the dog stated, "I'm glad these two morons shot each other. Now, maybe I'll get adopted by a 'normal' family in the burbs."

4/11/2017 05:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chi town values huh?

4/11/2017 05:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC Please post 8th grade graduation photos of both dad and son. Time for "turn their life" around moment.
Oh yea, is the dog OK? Did he finally get his walk? The media should be all over this. They are too busy talking about that nitwit druggie doctor who refused to get off "da plane".


4/11/2017 07:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Read, Life at the Bottom by Theodore Darlrumple. He explains it all.

4/11/2017 07:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's what happens when you think you still tell grown folks what to do. The father was wrong and the dog did not get walked anyway.

4/11/2017 01:56:00 PM

Here's a clue for you, Mr. Grown folks:

Grown folks don't live with their parents and argue over who's walking the dog. A 22 year old should be able to move out of his parents' house. If he doesn't, he better be prepared to do what his parents tell him. I'm sure this genius wasn't just staying with mom and dad after graduating college while waiting to start his new career. No doubt he was a piece of shit with no schooling beyond public high school, no job prospects, and no desire or ability to actually live on his own. So, "grown folks" or not, get your own place to live if you want to be in charge. Your line of "thinking" is what's wrong with the "community" of which you're undoubtedly a part. Regular, sensible people don't use terms like "grown folks," or say things like "I'm a grown ass man." That's ghetto moron speak.

4/11/2017 08:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Larry Lujack said...


"Dog gonna be alright Uncle Larry?"...

"The dog is fine little Tommy"....

If you were born before 1970 you know what this is....

4/11/2017 09:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blogger Anonymous said...

"The one I recall was a birthday party shooting. When the guests gathered to sing happy birthday, the brother of the "birfday" boy refused to sing. So, the birfday boy went to the bedroom brought out his pistol and shot his bruvver to death in front of the other guests. No goodie bags at that partay only body bags."

4/11/2017 03:16:00 PM



(With all due apologies to the Smothers Bros.)

4/11/2017 10:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...Can someone please play the 1965 hit song "Walkin the Dog" by Rufus Thomas ?" - 4/11/2017 10:07:00 AM

— not me, I still can't remember how to 'Walk the Dog' with my 1965 vintage Duncan Imperial yo-yo.

4/11/2017 10:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Valiant Knight said...

Anonymous said...
SCC Please post 8th grade graduation photos of both dad and son...

I think they graduated together in the same class

4/11/2017 10:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it had been a goldfish, they would have shot each other over who was going to clean the tank out! Isn't this the stuff movies and the World Federation of wrestling boxing matched are about? Father against son. Brother against brother. Maybe they will make a movie.

4/12/2017 01:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Phil the Thrill said...

And people get pissed off at me when I call it shitland

4/12/2017 01:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One of my favorites was a brother who killed his brother for using up a case of toilet paper over a weekend . 79th and Essex 1987 that was some serious shit.

4/12/2017 03:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This gives All In The Family a whole new meaning.

4/12/2017 03:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a dog eat dog world.

4/13/2017 12:49:00 AM  

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