Good Idea for Vehicles
A number of commentators have suggested that the Department put a governor on squad cars so that the vehicle is unable to move at more than 40 or 45 MPH. It would eliminate a lot of the crashes and increase officer reactions times to traffic issues as they would be more observable at 40 MPH than they would be at 90-or-100 MPH.
Just one small (or large) problem:
We're sure he'd weigh down the vehicles by dozens of miles per hour, but there just aren't that many 450 pound governors available to ride on along on all three shifts citywide. Maybe he could just ride around with 011 Tact for a few months?
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posted by SCC at 12:07 AM
150 Comments:
Ha!!!!
You all missed the point. Get him a bicycle so he could lose that fat.
Greatest job destroying Governor in the history of the state. So many jobs eliminated and businesses closed under his one term. All the commercials in the world, paid for by his trust fund, will not help him get re-elected. Bye bye in two years.
OAN officers received their SC Johnson care package today. The 002nd district is holding them hostage in the community room. Officers in the deuce still haven’t received them. Only CAPS, the commander’s office and a few supervisors. Why is this commander?
J.B. messed the State up.
He can only ride with tact if they make a “thin blue line” t-shirt in XXXXXXXL, and of course he’d need a lot more tattoos!
However think off all the sandwiches and various snacks he could put in his super cool exterior molle pouches on his vest cover!
And this is the same 400 lb guy who constantly tells me that the corona virus is deadly to my health as I run 20 to 30 miles a week as a 45 year old man and have been doing it for 20 years.
I like your photo in this article. A fucking idiot thinking he's delivering the next Gettysburg Address. Just blow off the stage asshole.
It can easily be programmed into the ECM. It is a huge liability to change it in cop car. Ford has the answer to that.
Why are teachers getting paid right now? That’s what I really want to know.
John Candy movie line “Wow your Fat”
Hmmmm...
Big sack o' shit makes poor trunk ballast.
If you have to take any sort of evasive maneuver
and BSOS shifts on you, you got some very real
and immediate problems as laws of physics and
motion assert themselves.
Gads... we just imagined a wheelie
on ONE wheel at high speed as BSOS
shifted and bulged a rear fender.
Try and catch THAT skid.
OT:
Hey Mayor Groot, does the Census Cowboy and his horse work evenings and/or weekends in the 10 under-served and disadvantaged city neighborhoods where the census forms are not being returned at the same rate as other Chicago neighborhoods?
This can go so wrong in so many different, Chicago type ways. It has the potential to become a story for the ages!
F.U.L.L.
3/5 Of A Mile In 10 Seconds
-Captain Beefheart of the bridge of the Enterprise
"Big boned" as the elders would say. We knew him
when he was a Cub Scout. He was an entire troop.
Yeah he's a fat fuck all right. J.B. that weight is going to put you in the ground and tho I can't stand Democrats I'd never wish that on anyone , well , almost anyone.
With all that cash why hang on to such a Job? Your not going to make it to the White House and right now your Capt. of the Titanic. Jeez let it go, lose some weight, hang at a horse farm and enjoy some grand kids. Get Healthy. If this is your vision of the future we'd all be better off, you especially.
Why doesn't the morbidly obese billionaire get gastric bypass surgery? If he lost a couple hundred pounds, he wouldn't appear so repulsive and totally lack credibility with his constant bullshit.
a tracking devise on the governor is definitely a must have. that way the citizens of illinois will know exactly where he is during the next shut down.
He's not wearing his Krispy Kreme face shield.
They're all the rage these days.
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That's it!
Finally something to boost lagging auto sales.
Industrial quality air bags as an option.
You would need C-4 to detonate them however.
How about a B-52 fart parachute? In prison orange.
why can’t we have the device that changes all lights on an intersection to read on the approach of a squad car with its strobe lights activated? we always hear about technology being advanced if I could save one life.
This is NOT the type of individual who goes out at 2:30 AM
for a Subway sandwich.
You all missed the point. Get him a bicycle so he could lose that fat.
No you are, let him keep eating to implosion. He’s got to go.
When are we getting new cars. So many have been junked, officer’s and Sgts sit around for hours waiting for cars.
Wait a minute I weigh 300 and am 5'9", dies that make me fat?
i was in cullum il for a funeral on saturday. loads of houses with signs saying "pritzker sucks" fucking hilarious
Another fat fucking dummycrat politician who never worked a day in his life.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
OAN officers received their SC Johnson care package today. The 002nd district is holding them hostage in the community room. Officers in the deuce still haven’t received them. Only CAPS, the commander’s office and a few supervisors. Why is this commander?
7/14/2020 12:20:00 AM
Because the supervisors are forging officers’ names and taking more than one box. My partner and I still haven’t received a box.
They are going to need a crate from Steinway to burry him in.
I had a 50” tv and I just bought a 65”. He still does not fit on the screen.
"Anonymous Bariatric Surgery for Putzker said...
Why doesn't the morbidly obese billionaire get gastric bypass surgery? If he lost a couple hundred pounds, he wouldn't appear so repulsive and totally lack credibility with his constant bullshit.
7/14/2020 02:23:00 AM"
He'd look like Jerry Nadler
Fat boy has never done an honest days work in his life.
O.T. Wondering if Groot ever sits on his knee and he tells her governor stories. Just wondering.
Very robust looking gentlemen, don’t you think?
Somewhere in a barn, at a horse farm in Kenosha, Wisconsin, this fat bastard has a bigger than life sculpture of a cow carved out of butter. And every weekend he's up there, licking it. So far he's made it to one of the udders. That's how he makes decisions, one or the udder.
This is NOT the type of individual who goes out at 2:30 AM
for a Subway sandwich.
7/14/2020 03:46:00 AM
But he does smell like hot sauce!
Question: He spent $200 million to become the governor of the Titanic. Will he appoint himself as a U.S. Senator if Biden picks Duckshit as his running mate and she resigns her office?
OT
please remember to vote for Pat O'Brien for cook county states attorney.
I'll bet he smells like Maple syrup. And ass. Maple syrup and ass.
We're sure he'd weigh down the vehicles by dozens of miles per hour, but there just aren't that many 450 pound governors available to ride on along on all three shifts citywide. Maybe he could just ride around with 011 Tact for a few months?
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Not fair that's a skinny mic picture it adds hundreds of pounds to any full figured physic...
Just replace all the squads with golf carts.
JB Swine is fat and stupid. He spent $171 million for a job that pays $178,000 a year. Not very good with return on investment. Pugsly is a power hungry slob and has no idea what he's doing. I love seeing the signs posted in yards stating Pritzker sucks...It's that warm and fuzzy feeling. FK you JB and Beetlejuice!
Come on now, guys, leave Governor Pugsley alone
To 3:44 am
Yep......old retired fart here
The state of Arizona has what they call “interrupters” on their street lights
Have no idea how the technology works with their police cars/ambulances
BUT they sure do work well.......
When an emergency vehicle is approaching, ALL street light signals go to RED....
Stopping traffic nearly immediately......
Sure would be a great idea for Chicago streets.......and eliminate a lot of accidents.....
Why have CPS Teachers been paid for the last 5 months is what I would like to know.And now they are not returning to work in the fall.Involuntary Furlough them starting September 1st.
I get it, Snort.
I hope he was charged at least double for that suit.
As for the tie, it probably came from a clown supply website.
1:50am says:
Hey Mayor Groot, does the Census Cowboy and his horse work evenings and/or weekends in the 10 under-served and disadvantaged city neighborhoods where the census forms are not being returned at the same rate as other Chicago neighborhoods?
Perhaps the officers working Brownie's 'community service" assignments can fill out the forms for the disadvantaged?
I'm sure they are just too poor to afford pencils or pens and are awaiting the free back to school supplies even though there will not be any back to school if the CTU gets their way.
nonymous said...
Why are teachers getting paid right now? That’s what I really want to know.
7/14/2020 01:25:00 AM
In their minds they are not on an annual salary, but paid only during the actual school year. Many of them actually tried to file for unemployment when Summer recess came along. I believe the Chicago public teacher's union will attempt to hold the city and kids hostage regarding in-class attendance this Fall. A large % do not want to come back to work and will make outrageous demands of the city with the Mayor most likely caving into them.
They can try putting Democrat governors on cars, but you know they will fail at everything.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
from www.theexpiredmeter.com
Another Fail By Fake Prosecutor Kim Foxx -- Woman Attacked, Robbed By Thugs On Probation For Escaping Electronic Monitoring, And For Robbing A Walgreens - CWB Chicago
https://cwbchicago.com/2020/07/woman-robbed-by-men-she-met-while-dining-on-lakeview-bars-sidewalk-cafe-prosecutors-say.html
Sorry, but every time I see this guy I get a mental image of a pig on a platter with an apple in its mouth and potatoes and carrots around it.
"Put the fork down". Come out with your hands up.
For a guy with all that $$ could he hire a personal chef and a trainer, life coach, surgeon, to help him lose weight? Or does he think that look is in?
I totally get your "shtick", especially right now when laughs are scarce...
But long term....this accomplishes nothing.
Large And In Charge is what that photo says. Sadly, for the decent working people of Illinois.
Leaning Tower Of Pizza
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/census-cowboy-deployed-in-chicago
“When I was a kid I loved the Batman TV show. And, when the city of Gotham had a real difficult challenge, one of the things that the mayor there did is he called out and he sent out a distress signal to Batman,” Lightfoot said. “So, we are doing something similar for the census. And I’m happy to report I’m calling out the Census Cowboy.”
I am glad that we have nothing else to focus on "fixing" in the city. When will the social workers riding unicorns into crime plagued neighborhoods going to start?
R2D2, I didn't know Jabba the Hutt was governor of Illinois. We're doomed!
Nice shot for the Filmo Rangers!
Both the governor and the mayor are driving more and more businesses and tax paying employed citizens out of Chicago and Illinois. I moved out of Chicago and hoping to soon move out of Illinois all together. The only ones left will be the criminals, illegals and the welfare recipients. Good luck Pritzger and Lightfoot!!!
https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/chicago-bar-shut-down-fined-for-breaking-coronavirus-rules
I had a friend that was 450lbs. When he crashed his motorcycle he actually heard the Paramedic say "We are going to need a second ambulance crew".
He looks like a hustler without a que.
"Get in my belly" - Fat Bastard...
That huge head weighs about the same as a Jeep's spare tire...
O.T. The dreadhead cowboy a/k/a The Census Cowboy is by his own admission a convicted felon. Is that body armour he is wearing? I thought if you were convicted of a violent felony you are prohibited from owning and wearing body armour.
I didnt think he weighed that much. But while am I to question the almighty Alexa
https://youtu.be/UCT5phqzphU
I’ve known 20 something year olds that drove like grandma and 50 somethings driving like Andretti.
1st & 3rd Watch old timers would always grab the keys before roll all so squirts like us wouldn’t have any opportunity to drive like maniacs, rushing into bs calls. We also rotated Watches so regular partnerships were common and plenty of leftovers had youngsters bouncing around 3-4 days a 6 day week. We couldn’t wait for 2nd Watch 10-99. Maybe rotation wasn’t that bad after all.
When the CPD put out there occasional G.O. chase revisions, a copy always goes to the community. The unlicensed, uninsured feral don’t need a reason to flee and to them it’s just sport.
Speed limiters will only encourage more feral to instigate a chase and really, there’s no consequence for them. Permissible Hard Charging needs to be examined. More so on the management level, since they are the ones who benefit the most from Activity.
If the end result is just a check-off number for the supervisors, then chasing will continue.
When chasing leads to foot patrol or 5 yrs OTJ, then they’ll cease.
Don’t bother questioning Cook County and COPA, chasing is their bread and butter.
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Btw, JB Pigfluenza was cited with a warning last year on the Lake Geneva...for speeding in his catamaran. That takes a lot of torque for Mercury Verado Dual outboards.
So I heard.
Anonymous said...
a tracking devise on the governor is definitely a must have. that way the citizens of illinois will know exactly where he is during the next shut down.
7/14/2020 02:38:00 AM
Totally waste of money. He can be seen from the space station so why bother with a tracking device. Just look for the shadow.
Because its Chicago and no one is forward thinking. They still think 1990’s technology is wiz bang stuff
Another not so hot day. Great day to spend some quality time with the family. Keep the max speed at 30mph. See if I give a sh!t. Whatever.
I'm no ballerina myself but he's positively "Husky".
With Corey Crawford out for the Hawks, maybe JB can be the goalie? Just lie on his side And the entire net will be blocked!
They had a commissioner at the airport who was so fat that he could not get into his city vehicle.
They moved the track on the seat so it touched the back seat and then he could squeeze in.
When it can time to trade it in, they found he could not fit thru the door of the new car, so they spent another few thousand furbishing the old car!
And don't forget, Gov Thompson had a checker marathon limo because he was too tall!
Re: why can’t we have the device that changes all lights on an intersection to read on the approach of a squad car with its strobe lights activated?
We tried this out here in SoCal back in the 90's.
Only took a few week until you could buy a strobe that would trip the sensors.
Came with a tube to hide the flash from other drivers.
Chaos ensued.
System deactivated after 4 months. I still see some of the sensors still up there.
What has this fat fuck ever done in his life? Talk about privilege!
Suits from Omar the tentmaker
Jay Bob would be comical if her weren't destroying all out Home values and businesses. The trust-fund buffoon would be a laugh riot, if he were Governor of New York, but in Illinois he is destroying our children's future.
It isn't too melodramatic as for what they have planned for the Constitution of Illinois will be very difficult to undo. Understate these changes at your own peril.
Shock Doctrine: Get massive Policy changes enacted under cover of crisis. Pritzker will say "Covid has caused the State of Illinois to..."
Moondawg is sending in the summer mobile strike force to follow the census cowboy around and pick up the road apples from his horse.
Dragging Bubblehead behind a squad would for sure slow it down
https://bigleaguepolitics.com/billionaire-george-soros-to-give-race-hustling-groups-220-million-to-wreak-havoc-across-america/
I love how you can't criticize Soros or Pritzker without being accused of anti-Semitism.
Hey Browny, just 7 more to hit your 300 mark, I mean 400. Can it be done by mid July? You are the man ! Keep up the good work and grootus just might give you another gold star. (Got your bug out bags packed?)
"I think it's time you start giving serious consideration to salads."
"Whaddya mean?"
"I mean, get off my car before you flip it over, you fat fuck."
What I'm wondering is, how is it that we got THE worst mayor, THE worst governor, THE worst commissioner, THE worst sheriff, and THE worst state's attorney possible, ALL AT THE SAME TIME? I can see getting two at the same time, maybe three. But what are the odds of ALL FIVE AT ONCE? WHILE everyone is moving out of the state, we're on lockdown, and we've got riots and looting and a big uptick in crime. It's like the royal flush of shit.
Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker said Tuesday that he "will not hesitate" to bring back regulations previously put in place to slow the spread of the deadly coronavirus across the state, including closing bars and indoor dining at restaurants, should health officials find it necessary.
We have to keep everybody miserable through the election and if Biden wins everything will go back to normal the next day!
He will need the tough guy look, khaki or dark green cargo tactical pants, thin blue line and other tactical style tee shirts, the operator beard, tattoos and a tough guy look with cool tactical wrap around sunglasses.
Geeeze, you show that fat prick just when I am going to eat....Barf time.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
This is NOT the type of individual who goes out at 2:30 AM
for a Subway sandwich.
7/14/2020 03:46:00 AM
He has no toilets so he keeps all th3e crap inside...
to all people who dont know motors......
governor is another name for making the car only go a certain top speed.
He been eating too much Kenny Rogers chicken.
“Mess you up!”
- Cosmo Kramer
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Why are teachers getting paid right now? That’s what I really want to know.
7/14/2020 01:25:00 AM
They’re not getting paid dummy. Teachers don’t get paid over the summer. They won’t get a check again until mid September.
Was looking at a pre-Governor photo of him. He looks like he has gained 80-90 lbs since winning the election.
There were transmission lock out on those 6 cylinder fords way back in1968 as I recall— just saying
wouldn't work - he was popped for speeding in his boat last summer in Lake Geneva. Though, somehow did not get cited. Go muck your stables rich boy.
Jabba Pritzker
I think what we’re really going for here is a rev limiter. Meaning, limiting the amount of “revruns” which get a say in anything. Zero RPM’s means zero revs per minute.....very good solution. Between the governor and the rev limiter....I think we have a good start!
Most patrol cars are rated to pull a small trailer, the min being about 1750#. That's enough to put a set of bearings on Pritzker and have him roll behind the car like a sausage.
I'm not fat. I'm big boned.
Hey census cowboy, fuck you too. Motherfucker was saying fuck12 and fuck the police.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1283144266219495424
The "cowboy" that @LoriLightfoot paraded out to promote census efforts yesterday says "fuck the police" and "fuck 12" to this passerby. Good work, mayor.
Is Luigi's still there on Madison? Nothing like a large thin crust sausage and mushroom on the front seat while you're coding out 6 jobs at a time. Great memories.
Get sardines on half for Governor Humongous.
I believe the device to limit the speed of an engine is called a governor, can we change that to a Pritzker now.
Anonymous said...
This is NOT the type of individual who goes out at 2:30 AM
for a Subway sandwich.
7/14/2020 03:46:00 AM
Youare right. He has a personal executive chef
Keep fuck'n voting DemocRAT...you fools!!!!!
Off topic but has anyone heard about the second part of the sgt exam? Any info would be greatly appreciated.
Haystacks Calhoun in a business suit.
Now that Brooks Brothers is bankrupt, will we see him
in a Navy Canvas model from a tenting supply store?
Capone was fat, but Capone was nimble.
USPS had a monitor on his deliveries after an initial
purchase of tiger testicle testosterone extract from China.
Looks like it didn't work.
Save the tiger.
Yeah and not tuna salad either.
With all his money you would think Jelly Belly would have some mirrors in his mansion. ♠️
Anonymous said...
"Very robust looking gentlemen, don’t you think?"
7/14/2020 07:00:00 AM
Ol' Gran'daddy said:
"Stout and sturdy"
Ol' J.B. "Jowl Bacon" Pritzker
is quite the piece of work. No?
Well for starters 3:44 two squads coming from different directions and all free what could go wrong. How about just obeying all the traffic laws and devices when going to crime scene. What’s the hurry your already to late to do any good. Stop trying to be the police no one cares.
When I see Gov. Fatso in a suit, I think back to the target customer of Rodney Dangerfield's men's wear store in the "Back to School" movie.... the "Big and Fat" store.
Be nice, poor thing hasn’t seen his feet in decades.
the golden corral at the governors mansion never closes.
Anonymous said...
Wait a minute I weigh 300 and am 5'9", dies that make me fat?
7/14/2020 05:26:00 AM
Of course not just short...
He should moonlight for Central Rent A Crane as an auxiliary counterweight.
News additions:
Michele Rubino-Deputy Chief Crime Control
Dion Boyd-Deputy Chief Caps
Angel Novalez-Commander Caps
Yolanda Talley-Deputy Chief Area 1
Fred Melean-Commander 008
Donna Rowling-Commander of Management and Labor affairs
Eric Carter-First in charge of taking care of all his connected idiot friends
Forget governors on the cars get these bozos golf carts.
OT: I never had kids, so begrudgingly I have a pretty hefty amount of my taxes allocated to a pretty sad, education system, but that’s the price of living in a society. What I am not on board with is that if these do nothing teachers stay home in the fall, I expect a refund. What the f! am I paying for when every day, I get up to do my job because I’m essential. I got Covid as a result. I lived & they will too unless they are in a high risk category. Amazing how many of them are not afraid to protest or visit the beach, but god forbid, actually do their job. Anybody who pays taxes and has to go to work- ought to protest this b.s. if it happens. A teacher lives in my condo association. You know what I’ve seen her do about 3 times a day during what would be teachable hours... I see her working out. She literally is doing sprints etc up and around the block. I don’t think I’ve seen her in a pair of long pants since winter. I’m paying for this? You know why they want the time off in the fall? So if Trump wins, they can help BLM & Antifa destroy more of our country.
Another FU to the police. And you fools think your going to get a good contract anytime soon. Her tax comments of everything on the table includes Gus in manpower for the CPD and a 10% reduction in ALL city salaries. The alternative will be major 15% head count cuts in every city department. Choice will be yours salary cut or your job may be eliminated. No buy its just cuts either city cannot afford the golden parachutes. Know they are talking about a 35% to 45% property tax increase. Already napping all over the country Chicago will follow suit if not lead the way.
When listing the WORSTS that Illinois,Cook County,and Chicago have in office please do not forget the utterly useless Senators Durbin and Duckworth.Wish they both would just go away already.
off topic: lets remember Judge Arthur Willis when he comes up for retention-from CWB Chicago
Chicago police caught a burglar red-handed as he tried to leave a Loop drugstore with thousands of dollars worth of inventory this weekend, prosecutors said.
“I’m really interested in this $3,800 worth of stuff,” Judge Arthur Willis said as he called Djaris Pierce before him in bond court on Sunday afternoon.
A prosecutor told Willis that police who responded to a burglar alarm found the front revolving door broken at CVS, 105 South Wabash, around 7:50 a.m. Saturday.
Cops entered the store and encountered Pierce as he walked down a staircase from the second-floor pharmacy, the prosecutor said. Inside Pierce’s backpack, police allegedly found 20 bottles of various prescription drugs and prescription inhalers.
The pharmacy’s roll-up security gate had been pried open. Surveillance video allegedly captured images of Pierce breaking through the store’s front door and then heading toward the pharmacy.
Willis, noting the 26-year-old’s lack of criminal background, released Pierce on his own recognizance.
Don't fuck'n car chase, don't fuck'n foot chase, don't fuck'n stop anyone (racial profiling). Just answer the radio and go to your calls. Be safe and God Bless!
Yabba Dabba Doo! I'll ride along with you!
UNBELIEVABLE!On July 1st 107 Chicago Public School Teachers filed for UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS with the State of Illinois.The MOB has got nothing on these thieving bastards.I guess wishful thinking would state that perhaps this is a preemptive move in anticipation of Mayor Lightfoot playing hardball when they refuse to return to work in September.Nah,they are just stealing.It comes natural for them.
Another fabulous job by Mayor Lightfoot in vetting a hire as flying all over the internet this afternoon is a video of the newly hired CENSUS COWBOY yelling FUCK THE POLICE and FUCK 12 to passing motorists as he rides his horse over the lawns of west side residents.Just wondering who scoops up the horse shit and repairs the blocks of lawns that the COWBOY is destroying?And yes,believe it or not,he was riding over a lot of freshly landscaped beautiful lawns.
Bet you don't see the CENSUS COWBOY video from this afternoon with him yelling "FUCK THE POLICE MAN" and "FUCK 12" on the 9 or 10 oclock Newscasts tonight or any time.Groot,better get your people on that Twitter site to take down the CENSUS COWBOY video.
How about a Horse? Came across this today on on Red State
https://www.redstate.com/nick-arama/2020/07/14/chicago-mayor-lightfoot-tries-to-distract-from-city-shootings-in-a-bizarre-way-and-it-gets-worse/
Next command changes
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Off topic but has anyone heard about the second part of the sgt exam? Any info would be greatly appreciated
Yeah. Don’t take it.
sick
Seriously, deep down, wouldn't you love to see Pritzstone try to get out of the back of a three man unmarked squad car? Tell the truth, you KNOW you would! The car might actually tip over like when Fred Flintstone gets the rack of Brontausaur ribs!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
Wait a minute I weigh 300 and am 5'9", dies that make me fat?
7/14/2020 05:26:00 AM
Of course not just short...
7/14/2020 07:33:00 PM
I weigh 430 and am 6ft5in I'm obese but heavily muscular!
Anonymous said...
News additions:
Michele Rubino-Deputy Chief Crime Control
Dion Boyd-Deputy Chief Caps
Angel Novalez-Commander Caps
Yolanda Talley-Deputy Chief Area 1
Fred Melean-Commander 008
Donna Rowling-Commander of Management and Labor affairs
Eric Carter-First in charge of taking care of all his connected idiot friends
7/14/2020 07:46:00 PM
Holy shit!!! You gotta be kidding me!!
Rubino....who got dump[ed from 017 tact now a deputy chief?
Talley....deputy chief...015 is still on fire
Boyd....what the hell has he done?
OMG.....we are doomed
Anonymous said...
wouldn't work - he was popped for speeding in his boat last summer in Lake Geneva. Though, somehow did not get cited. Go muck your stables rich boy.
7/14/2020 03:56:00 PM
I thought they did ticket him, for making waves in a no wake zone. With that amount of weight, I think any boat would make a wake. Regardless, Imagine not being able to see your unit because your guts in the way. And have no motivation to try and better yourself, especially when being a millionaire. What a weak minded individual. Sad sad sad
Just think of the poor ponies at that horse farm of his. Is PETA aware?
OR. Riccio wants to be the chief of a
small dept. I hear Mayberry is looking.
Fred Melean-Commander 008
7/14/2020 07:46:00 PM
Cocky, arrogant, merit. He certainly is exempt material.
Fuck the Fake Cowboy, Go back to the Village People. Puto De Mierda.
JB Swine is fat and stupid. He spent $171 million for a job that pays $178,000 a year. Not very good with return on investment.
MMMAAAAANNNN, are you soft and naive if you believe that Governor Flounder isn't making money on this deal.
While the Pritzkers are worth billions, they didn't get that way throwing money away. They and their friends are doing well, don't worry about them.
This can go so wrong in so many different, Chicago type ways. It has the potential to become a story for the ages!
F.U.L.L.
7/14/2020 01:50:00 AM
The Groot and the Census Cowboy. Only in Chiraq!
The Groot and the Census Cowboy are police haters, so fuck them, but I am worried about the horse trotting around in bad neighborhoods!
JB is the epitome of those old wagon men of years ago. Every district had them. They were always the last on the scene. I always thought they just didn't want to get there first and get stuck with the paper. But speaking of governors to limit squad car speeds, looking back it was just simple physics that they never got into accidents because with one or two JBs in the wagon cab solved the problem of speeding. I remember the passenger seats were like descending into the Grand Canyon!
“ why can’t we have the device that changes all lights on an intersection to read on the approach of a squad car with its strobe lights activated? we always hear about technology being advanced if I could save one life.”
——////——
You mean an opticom? What good is that when you have guys who can’t even slow down at a green light to clear an intersection? They’re great when cops are properly trained for emergency vehicle driving. Not here tho. We can’t even get yellow lights longer than 3 seconds.
I wonder how many toilet seats he has broken?
Governor FATASS is just a rather corpulent fella...
Will the CENSUS COWBOY consider J.B. to be 3 or 4 people?
They’re not getting paid dummy. Teachers don’t get paid over the summer. They won’t get a check again until mid September.
7/14/2020 02:53:00 PM
They are getting paid dummy. The have their salaries stretched over 12 months. They can afford to do that. It pays to have good contracts!
Summo training class leader
Jay Bob and Lori sux! 😭👽
JBs blood type is Ragu!
out in the southwest suburbs they use those signal control devices. they are radio operated when the rig activates its emergency lights. works to half mile, lights go green for emergency vehicle, red for others, and a white light flashes at the intersection. dont know how they avoid conflicts of squads coming from both directions. also, and i dont know how this works, when there is a train, the lights parallel to the train go green all the way down the line at the trains speed, and lights crossing tracks go red until the chooch is past. pretty nice if your driving along the tracks close to the trains speed.
Is there a way to find out, if Chicago Public Schools' teachers are being paid? 🤐🤬
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