Hilarious
This is just about the funniest damn thing we've seen in the Comments Section in a long time:
- From now on we should just refer to Mary Mitchell as MOPE-rah.
It has been spoken - let it be so.
"MOPE-rah" has the SCC endorsement.
UPDATE: Seiser approves.
"MOPE-rah" has the SCC endorsement.
UPDATE: Seiser approves.
Labels: media
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
39 Comments:
Mary Mitchell's car got stole, Seiser recovered it with heads, but Mary did not want to see more young black males in prison. She didn't want them prosecuted.
And now, for a commcerial break.
"Stay tuned, as Moprah will feature Rev. Westcide and why hotdog-shaped black dogs are discrimated! It's time for a Moprah March! We will also feature Moprah's Top 10 Christmas Gifts."
Tune in tomorrow on NBC!
i love it
MOPE-rah Bitchell
Mope-Rah I give it ***** 5 Stars off the charts laugh in your belly funny, Good editing good directing "it was beter than KATS"
siskel & Ebert @ the Movies
In other news 4500 s Spaulding shooting 2 night many good witnesses who were very willing to talk, haven’t seen that type of cooperation in 18 years
DANA, DANA, DANA...!!! MARY SAYS THAT HE HAS DONE A LOT BY APPOINTING A BLACK TO HEAD SOS....IF SHE ONLY KNEW THE BAGGAGE THAT CAME WITH...SHE, AS A WOMAN SHOULD BE OFFENDED THAT THIS PERSON WAS APPOINTED TO SOS...............BEING BLACK DOESN'T MAKE YOU QUALIFIED, THERE AEW PLENTY OF OTHER BLACK (MEN AND WOMAN) WHO ARE INCOMMAND, WHO ARE BETTER QUALIFIED TO HEAD SOS....
So if we see her out on the town, instead of making fun of her shorn dread locks, we're call her "Mope-Rah".
What fun!
I thought her name was
Very Bitchell
Fuck Mary Mitchell and the black unicorn she rode in on!
While I might be described as somewhat well-read, I never even knew that she existed until I visited this blog site.
It's vile, controversial pseudo intellectual assholes like her that could possibly delay the inevitable bankruptcy of that yellow sheet tabloid.
Ignore the raving, racist lunatic.
That is great. Mope-ra LOL!!!
did you see the trib story with employess of the bar confirming the cops at jefferson tap started the fight and waved off on duty cops?
they are done!
9/12/2007 08:19:00 AM
Are you an asshole or what? Of course they are going to put that in the paper. Everyone hates the police so the yuppie assholes will stick together.
To 9/12/2007 08:19:00A.M.
Yeah I saw that story, and it doesn't look good for our guys. Makes you wonder how Leo Schmitz, AKA Ric Flair got promoted especially after this was know almost form the beginning.
Instead of oprah's book of the month club, Im anxiously awaiting Moprah's crook of the month club...who will her number 1 be this month? A car thief? a rev?
Never forget? Forget what?
signed: Sen. Dick Turban.
Keep voting democrat!
Dear Mary, I understand that you have made your money by accusing others of racism, and claiming the right of blacks to be victims. I also realize that if blacks in America lived in safe neighborhoods, got jobs, stayed away from dope and respected the value of family-you would be out of work tomorrow. No one really thinks that your opinions on real topics matter, and your 7th grade brilliance shines through daily. If you really cared about blacks in high crime areas (which you don't), you would ask for the best person for the job. You betray your race for cash every day just as you insult those of us who actually care about blacks in America. Choosing someone based on race never works-see Detroit, New Orleans, and the carefully selected white, hispanic and black district-commanders-to-match-the-racial-makeup of their districts for examples. PS- Starks is a misogynist who does not respect the law and often shows up to scenes drunk...kind of a stereotype of what's wrong with the black communitty.
SCC, can you start a seperate thread/post on the FLSA ruling today about us being able to use our comp time whenever we want. I can't believe i'm actually seeing this day happen.
"Of course they are going to put that in the paper. Everyone hates the police so the yuppie assholes will stick together"
everyone hates the cops? the yuppies will stick together? get your head out of your and take a breath of air every now and then.
the article also stated the ast. manager let the bouncer go home because she knew cops were there. sounds to me like she trusted the cops, not hated them.
you are sounding just like the mutts on the south and west side with your conspiracy theory. everyone hates cops so they are going to shoot us in the back for no reason!!!
unbelievable!
Even more hilarious is the 22 year old mope who got killed (shot in the head) in Oak Park, several blocks west of the Chicago border.
The Police Chief said it is the first murder in the suburb since 2002. But than added that it obviously spilled over from a street disturbance that began in Chicago's westside Austin neighborhood!
CLASSIC!
"commcerial break?"
Is that where you stop the gang-fight, retreat back to your momma's house and eat that generic cereal "sugar bombs" that all the ghetto stores sell.
SCC, I enjoy reading the comments of the liberal media. However, Mary Mitchell is not inept. She is only writing the garbage in the soon-to-be-expired Sun Times in an attempt to bring more readers to the Sun Times. That newspaper has fallen to unreadable and it's advertising rates reflect it!. I get the Sun Times for free at work, but I'll pay four bits for the Trib at 7-11!
Hey SCC have best/worst boss post and let it run couple days, people will flook to computer again!!!!!
off topic:
here is why I have a hard time believing any citizen complaints on t.v.....in an earlier post I was accused of being a sympathizer to men who beat women but I'm not, I just have been falsely accused in the past...here is why there will never be a strong OPS no matter who's in charge.youtube.com/watch?v=KgxwPU0W-Wg
To 9/12/2007 08:19:00A.M.
Yeah I saw that story, and it doesn't look good for our guys. Makes you wonder how Leo Schmitz, AKA Ric Flair got promoted especially after this was know almost form the beginning.
9/12/2007 10:24:00 AM
Friends of Cline. FOC. Cline protect his own despite the crime. Promote the incompetent.
Yes ladies and gentlmen keep buying that bullshit papper because it opens nice and easy like a book. It takes to much work to flip up the trib then open it. I could not in good mind contribute to that racist hoes paycheck. The scum times is for dummycrates only! If you have an education above 10th grade read the tribune. Much better reading.
next on moprah - -
do you have popcorn lung due to eating the conagra brand? if so, why? the popcorn is white.
NBC 5 TONIGHT AT 10PM 12 SEP......WHO IS THIS "FORMER POLICE OFFICER"- PAT HILL WHO WAS AT A WEST SIDE MEETING OF NIMRODS AND STARTED THE THING OFF BY SAYING " the police are not here to protect us..." someone has to know this lady and plz tell me her cedentials..............
Mope-Rah promotes Dana because she believes in affirmative action for undereducated goofs who have connections with Stroger/Beavers/Whigham faction of the Democratic Party.
Sneed promotes Cline because she believes in affirmative action for fat slobs who spend alot of time in Krispy Kreme shops.
When Cline becomes the poster child for Krispy Kreme and states on television in a uniform "I buy these because they are so good" and then shovels two or three donuts in at once as an example she will be sitting alongside Jerry Masterson drooling.
Has anyone noticed how large Sneed is and how she wears sheets to cover her body?
The Sun Times deserves both Mope-Rah and Sneed because both are a disgrace to their profession!
Pat Hill use to run the African American Police Assoc.
A dim bulb, do nothing, dogass police.
But a loyal democRAT
025 District Copper said...
Hey SCC have best/worst patrolman post and let it run couple days, people will flook to computer again!!!!!
9/12/2007 06:52:00 PM .......................changes made because SCC likes something new not same ol same ol
I still would like to see who the everyone thinks the good Sgts. are in the districts and units, after all, they are the front line supervision we deal with most. Let's see it!
Hillary should ask Mary to run as her VP - they could both take Race Pandering to a all-time atmospheric high.
You are just upset because she made Sneed look like the idiot she is. She explained Sneed's insecurities, just like she did to the people here on this site. He is still the MAN and is still making decisions like the MAN. He has the balls to move the incompetent idiots Cline left behind. I commend you Dana.
Why do you always have to say blacks are uneducated also. I use to teach the 3rd grade, and Sneed's column is written about as well as one of my remedial students. Also, pool about 100 blacks and 100 whites. Blacks will have more education 47% of the time.
By the way, make up something we can believe and stop hating on Dana. He does not want the job, so you can stop targeting him, he is just enjoying his power and pay. I love it. Also, please write something we can believe about him. I see you do not know Dana. He is diabetic and does not drink. He hasn't taken a drink in over 20 years.
I also heard Sneed is looking for a new job, not for stating what she beleives is facts, but for her unprofessionalism and direct action in targeting the innocent because her fat friend got dumped from CPD and is humiliated by having to take a bullshit job. Ha ha ha ha
Unfortunately we have affirmative action in our school systems, when I went to college they still flunked people. And how many African Americans play the race card in regards to being flunked out due to poor performance in school. Just look at the brillant teachers in our school system.
You say you taught third grade. It had to be in a Chicago public school. Your lack of grammatical knowledge wouldn't pass muster for a Catholic school teacher.
Chicago State graduate, right? It shows.
There is a difference between what goes for education, these days, and actual intelligence.
You are sadly lacking in both.
Anonymous said...
To 9/12/2007 08:19:00A.M.
Yeah I saw that story, and it doesn't look good for our guys. Makes you wonder how Leo Schmitz, AKA Ric Flair got promoted especially after this was know almost form the beginning.
9/12/2007 10:24:00 AM
Its not what you know its who you know. Everyone knows that. The city is the machine.
By the way in response to Mr. Stupid, I taught 3rd grade at the University of Chicago Lab School when I was finishing my doctorate. Just because your unintelligent, sorry got the excuse of being poor white trash ass could not think of anything else to say, I commend you for shining as the stupid idiot you are.
By the way, he is still the MAN. Obama has all you white folks angry and running for cover. Jessie Jackson Jr., Meeks, etc. will be runnning the city soon, so you racist bastards will have to pick a new profession because you will finally be held accountable for your shit and I will be living the life of luxary in Florida on my brand new boat and in my brand new home laughing at your soon to be broken down ass.
Good day Sir. :-)
You taught at the U. of C. Lab School?
Apparently they have no requirement regarding an elementary knowledge of the English language.
They must have addopted a policy of hiring "merit" teachers.
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