Thursday, October 04, 2007

Shades of Our Childhood

  • Cook County Forest Preserve District commissioners voted today to tear down the toboggan slides at Swallow Cliff and regrade the hill for sledding, saying it would cost too much to repair the beloved winter attraction.

    Slides at three other forest preserves also would be removed as a result of the decision, which came over the objections of two Southland commissioners.
It's too bad that this litigious society and an incompetent Cook County government couldn't come up with some way to make this winter tradition something we could have taken our children to. Some of our best memories of winter involved the slides, wind burned faces and hot chocolate.

Damn, we're old.

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34 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I knew you were a north sider!

10/04/2007 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Swallow Cliffs are on the south.... oh, wait a minute! Swallow! Ha!

10/04/2007 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To maintain the chutes, I'd willingly pay a fee and say OK to a tax increase. Do you realize how little it would take to fix the chutes compared to what the County throws away every year?

I guess it's more important for the Toddster to keep handing out jobs and spending money on bullshit, rather than make a good expenditure on something that so many people have enjoyed for so many years.

Todd...and the rest of the asshats who approved this action, you suck!...and I hope you get lifetime hemmoroids

10/04/2007 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No one goes to the one on the south side anyway... its a bangerfest now....

10/04/2007 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, it's 85 degrees in October. Toboggan runs? In Chicago? I know you right-wingers are in denial about global warming because it doesn't please your corporate masters, but get a clue. Your kids ain't gonna get wind-burned faces without going to Ontario.

10/04/2007 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

cook county government is disfunctional, and has been for a long time...over taxed, with bloated positions and agencies....but, the taxpayers are sheep, they continue to vote Democratic, like their fathers and forefathers...in a county as big as Cook, one would think that many of the voters would wake up and move toward good and effective government, but no.....the political and fiscal corruption continues unabated, without missing a beat...maybe Stroger (father and son) and his ilk should qualify for an award of sorts, i.e., "most years fleesing the taxpayers without getting indicted by the feds"...

10/04/2007 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck Todd, and everyone else.... I'm retiring as soon as possible, in 9 yrs I'M gone,..... fuck it ALL!!!!!

10/04/2007 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a fucking joke. They have money 4 everything else. I guess there will be nothing left to share with your kids. Just memories of "When I was a kid.. oh wait, it's gone."

10/04/2007 03:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny, the government can afford to move the wekfare baby machines out of the projets and into $300,000 condos and living units, but for us tax payers we get shit again. There will be a revolt soon, and not soon enough!

Medical care to the illegal aliens, billions on gang bangers medical bills who are shot and billions in social secuirty payments to gangbangers kids who's fathers have been kill in their gang activity. But god forbid we have something that REAL FAMILYS enjoy! Give me a break!

The real problem is the amount of theft and kickbacks in government! Glad our children has to pay the price so this corruption can continue.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm maybe of they take old man Stroger off the artificial life support machines, they could afford to rebuild the site, but then again, the family wouldn't get his 200,000 a yr pension if they do that.

USA IS SCREWED! PERIOD!

10/04/2007 03:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just another toddler blunder! he will still raise taxes to the max and stuff his pockets full of more cash just like his daddy! How any bodyguards does toddler have? Does he still have 12 cars like his daddy and the stretched lincoln town cars? does beavers still have 4 drivers and 2 county cars?

10/04/2007 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its for the safety of the children...




\rolls eyes

10/04/2007 07:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We don't get enough snow for the use of toboggan slides. Hell, most of you don't even know what a toboggan is? I don't even think they make those old wooden ones anymore. Besides most of you wouldn't go out in the cold, you would rather watch TV or eat.

10/04/2007 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

rod,todd and richie, the new 3 stooges.

10/04/2007 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC made the mistake of assuming that the Cook County Forest Preserves exist to provide recreation areas and facilities to county residents. You are mistaken. It exists to provide jobs for political hacks.

10/04/2007 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are going to turn them into sledding hills!!!!

It is going to be really funny when some kids get hurt because they will be flying down a 100yard hill with no control and the lawsuits start coming.

With the chutes built the way they were it was controled with the sled going straight down hill and enough at the bottom to come to a stop. You will now have numerous kids flying down these hills in all directions slamming into each other and then the parents suing of course

10/04/2007 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have SWAP fix em.Just have the judge ask if the convicted is a trades person and viola,some real sweat equity for the taxpayers.

Oooppss,im sorry,that makes too much sense.Forgot that my college degrees dont mean anything on this job.Back to our regular stupid political hack programming.

10/04/2007 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love how Beavers had Stroger give his girlfriend a full-time "county job," when she was on leave from her "city job" for emotional stress.

Fuck that bitch..my police job has more stress in 8 hours then her office job at streets & sanitation!

When it came to light in the newspapers, they reversed the hiring decision. She quit after several days claiming, "it didn't pay enough money."

That's why this city and county are going broke. They hire useless fucks, give them "no show" patronage hack jobs, and takehome vehicles, while paying them anywhere from $50,000 to $85,000 per year.

These same mopes wouldn't be qualified to earn $7.50 per hr. in any LEGITIMATE town!

I especially love when I go to pay a water bill or buy a city vehicle sticker and the clerk helping me takes 15 minutes to do a task that takes the rest of america about three minutes to do. (Because the dimwit is typing on the computer keyboard with her PINKYFINGER ONLY, due to the 6" fake fingernails that are so long they are curling under)

(Come on SCC you all know what I'm talking about..surely you've seen it to! Everyone standing in line with smirks on their faces)

One question..How does she wipe her ass when she uses the rest room?

10/04/2007 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys are so selfish. How can you think of tobogganing and hot chocolate when Tenisha just had her sixth baby and is living is a cramped 4 bedroom, 2 bath condo on the westside? And on top of all of that her wall mounted flat screen TV is on the fritz. We need to put our tax money where it will do the most good. Invest in firey hot cheetos stock.

10/04/2007 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nobody puts Toddler in a corner! Nobody

10/04/2007 12:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cook County tore down the old stone building at Cermak Pool. Supposedly they are going to build a multi million dollar water park. This same park has a sign where the Cook County Police Memorial will hopefully some day be built. To build this memorial that will will include all the names of Chicago's Fallen Officers and every officer Killed In the Line of Duty in Cook County takes money. County donated the little piece of land it will be on but will not fork over one dime for it's construction. Chicago's Memorial drained all the possible big backers for donations. If anyone cares, they are always looking for donations to get this thing built. It will be located in the park at Ogden and Pershing Rd., in Lyons. Be Careful Out There.

10/04/2007 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't worry, there are plenty of wards in the City where illegal dumping will more than offset the loss of the toboggan slides. Michael Christopher told me its really easy to put one of these things up.

10/04/2007 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUCK THE COOK COUNTY FOREST PRESERVES, I GO TO WISCONSIN, AND USE THEIR FACILITIES. CALLED THE PARKWAYS, ALSO GO GREEN BAY PACKERS , SUNDAY THEY WILL BE 5-0.

10/04/2007 01:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 3:06:00 AM:

How right you are...there are so many more "When I was a kid, there used to be..." statements nowadays. The old Kiddie Land at McCormick & Devon, Riverview, the Jensen Slides (soon, I'm sure), Sunset DriveIn. With the Toddler treating jobs like his own Sprint Friends & Family plan, there's never going to be anything left for the good things in life.

10/04/2007 01:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why even whine and complain on here. No body is going to do anything about it. We just take it and the politicians know it. Take care of the ones that make the most noise and screw the rest. At all levels they are taking care of their friends and family's and friend's families. Lady friends and mistresses. We have a huge house and senate at State level and three people decide what goes forward and what gets voted on. Why do we need all the other people. They pass laws that no one can investigate them and can do what they will with impunity. Election time comes around and there we are,"Thank you sir may I have another".

10/04/2007 02:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if stroger and beaver's have that many body guards why don't you put the blame where it belongs on dart
he's the one letting it happen

10/04/2007 03:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Honestly, when is the last time that we've had enough snow to have the tobaggon slides open for more than a couple of days a year? I loved them too as a kid, but it has been years since we've had the kind of winters we use to have in the past.

10/04/2007 03:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anybody know the story on John Stroger, often referred to on the South Side as "President Stroger." Is he dead or alive? Maybe he's on ice in the basement at AR Leak or Gus Cage's place. Is he collecting a pension from the county?

10/04/2007 07:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, interesting itsn't it? One day he's signing papers and giving the thumbs up, the next day....Is he still in rehab, the hospital, dead?

What a crock of shit that was. Morbid, almost.

10/04/2007 08:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apparently the county needs that money to pay Beavers latest Ho.

10/04/2007 09:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no wonder you're so normal SCC, you are a Northsider aren't ya????

10/04/2007 10:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dont you know we arent alowwed to have traditions in this country, Ask the kids and parents who attend Columbus school in Oak Lawn, Bye bye Christmas and Halloween, hello ramadan

10/05/2007 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always thought the forest preserves was a place for men to meet men and to enjoy hot love in open public areas! Screw the slides.... the men fun is better!

10/05/2007 02:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Todd needs the money for new rims!

Todd now has 21 (TWENTY ONE) relatives on the county payroll.

10/05/2007 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anybody remember the Amos & Andy show?

10/07/2007 08:54:00 AM  

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