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Rumors abound that a new Canine test is in the works and will be announced shortly. It's a D-2 spot, a Department vehicle, and a bad ass home protection system with big sharp teeth.
Open post in the meantime.
Rumors abound that a new Canine test is in the works and will be announced shortly. It's a D-2 spot, a Department vehicle, and a bad ass home protection system with big sharp teeth.
Open post in the meantime.
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posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
47 Comments:
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Canine is one of the few (very few) good jobs left on this (shit) police department.
Anyone know what are/were the requirements for the canine test? Is it written? Is it oral? Physical? I would have asked but I saw none of the unit guys today...and no thats not a knock. I called for them two weeks ago to clear a construction site and in less than ten minutes I had 3 dogs on scene. Besides all day with the puppy is better than eight with a johnny hair gel recruit! SIGN ME UP
Better luck this time Wally.
K-9 is a great job, how much clout do you need? What will the warm weather months bring? We already know less coppers on the street as we are so short! Will we get the tahoes? How about any new cars that have all equipment in working order? Will jody buy as all new guns and follow the idiot mayors advice and have us leave the guns at the station? This city is sprialing out of control at a rapid pace hang on it will be a long scary ride!
I been the police for just over secen years. I've only worked with a couple of dogs in that time. I do love my hair gel. What are my chances of making it into K9?
Why join canine, I can work with the dogs that sit at south shore hospital.
I don't like dogs, but I love cougars!
Insert random, ignorant, "you're a clouted, phone-call pussy that doesn't deserve D2 pay, or a take home car" comments here. Just like with the SWAT guys looking for an out of grade pay bump. That should further help morale on the job.
Actually its the dogs who need the clout to get to Canine. The dog must be born in the 11th Ward and be the pet of a card carrying memeber of the Daley Crime Family to be considered. he was also be a registered Democrat.
I just heard that they are going to make the dogs pass the power test.
what about the old e.t test? has anyone been made an e.t recently?
What if my dog is the only one with clout? Is that OK?
As far as the test how does the doggie hold a #2 pencil?
I son't know, there is just two many changes in this new breed police department.
A Supt. that looks like skelator
Brass: men that look and act like women and women that look and act like fruity men.
Patrol people that don't have a clue.
Sgt. that can't answer a patrolmans question.
Lt.s that don't know enough to stay off the street, theyre goingto hurt themselves.
Capt.s that just don't, won't and cant.
Cedric "where da white women" Benson had to be gassed. All it took for the last couple of years was to stare him down and he would collapse.
anonymous said...
Better luck this time Wally.
5/09/2008 06:39:00 AM
awww schuks, almost off furlo....
In response to the guy wanting to go to canine cause of recruits...
Wow. I can see why you would not want to be with a shitty, or a cocky know it all recruit, but shit, give some of them a chance. They aren't all assholes, I bet when you started you were greener than Kermit the Frogs ass.
Im just saying we have to teach these kids before they turn into the dog asses like the ones that are already on this job... maybe like you.
YOU DONT TEACH EM, THEY TURN INTO MUSH.
written, physical, oral, talk with neighbors,,fenced yard and single family dwelling, word has it the application form and requirements ,if not already will be on cpd internetvery soon
Canine Test Question #1:
Two Polish guys are walking down the street sharing insights. The smarter of the two sees a dog lying down and licking his balls. The less intelligent of the two says to his friend, "Don't you wish you could do that?"
The second guy replies,
"Don't you think he would bite me?"
One of the requirements is to read Cesar Milan's book and strive to be a pack leader.
hey guess what, you wanna goto Canine? Sure dude! Just TAKE MY POWER TEST and you're good to go!
Don't believe for a second JFuk is gonna let anyone move to ANY fuckin unit within this department without having to take his "This is gonna solve ALL our problems" fucked up power test.
anyone what know what the test consists of? And i am sure you need a phone call. How big of one do you need?
The K-9 spot will be eliminated and outsourced to Securitas, Daley will make millions in kickbacks. Don't think it can happen?? How come the city pays $800 for GSSP to take a body but the rest of the agencies that use them only pay about $80-$100 per body?? Remember people, Daley has already said that he will not run for mayor next term and being that the pension system will be gone soon he needs to fatten his grand caymen bank account.
K9 SGT. Wally is the BEST!
They are starting a K-9 class as soon as the new Sergeant class garduates.....!
The qualifications are: the dog shouldn't bite your corrupt ass.
Anyone know what are/were the requirements for the canine test? Is it written? Is it oral?
Oral is probably a good bet.......
Probably throw in the POWER test at the last minute, too, just in case you don't pass the oral.
Are we sure that the canines won't mistake J-Fed for a de-meated chew bone.
Commander Franklin came to our roll call several weeks ago and mentioned they were exhausting the old list and were in the process of putting together a new test.
Canine Test Question #1:
Two Polish guys are walking down the street sharing insights. The smarter of the two sees a dog lying down and licking his balls. The less intelligent of the two says to his friend, "Don't you wish you could do that?"
The second guy replies,
"Don't you think he would bite me?"
5/09/2008 01:40:00 PM
You buddy are an IDIOT
once you become a K9 handler, how long would i wait before i received a BERTUCCA day?
CPD, DEA and FBI hold competition for best K9. CPD dog goes 1st, finds dope in 10 seconds. DEA dog goes 2nd, finds dope in 10 seconds. FBI dog goes 3rd, pokes CPD and DEA dogs in the ass, steals their dope and holds press conference to declare he's the best !!!
Anonymous said...
Insert random, ignorant, "you're a clouted, phone-call pussy that doesn't deserve D2 pay, or a take home car" comments here. Just like with the SWAT guys looking for an out of grade pay bump. That should further help morale on the job.
5/09/2008 09:43:00 AM
Funny shit, but it will be coming.
Canine gets an hour on front and back for "maintenance." Get the job if you can, and like dogs. Dont forget the extra, extra pay for supplies.
do i have to take the "POWER TEST" to handle training my dog and giving him/her commands? Jodi - you sir are an asshole. I'm great with dogs and i've trained dogs all my life. my arrest record over the years can only be touched by a few, minimal crs, no lawsuits, no court deviations, no inspector infractions, never late, etc etc and over the years i've been in 9 cpd traffic accidents 8 of which were ruled the other guys fault, i've been in 1000's of foot chases, in 400 plus tussels with assholes, at least 40 plus actual fights, sustained tons of injuries but i'm still out there giving it my all but their aint no way passing the run in the physical test due to all my injuries so i guess i'm NOT qualified enough for Jody Weis to be a canine or carry an M4. What a total dumbass he is.
I want to work canine so that I can b like Seiser Corcoran the almighty, know everything of canine donny corks. Why add dogs and handlers to the unit when we have don the greatest corcoran
Rastro says---
Rye would rike a rew partner. Ra run rye got row smells runny.
The dog has to take the power test not the officers.
Hope it's nothing like the Mounted Unit process. What a joke!!!
Is that Don (Satan) Corcoran? The Sweatmaster General?
i am a female with 4 1/2 years on the job. i have ten honerable mentions. i spent all my time on the westside. i have been bit by a dog three times. i am a little scared of large dogs. should i still apply?
"i have been bit by a dog three times. i am a little scared of large dogs. should i still apply?
5/10/2008 09:08:00 PM"
Depends.
Did those dogs walk on two legs or four?
SOMEONE ACTUALLY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE K-9 TEST.. CAN YOU PLEASE DROP A FEW LINES....OR GUIDE US SOMEWHERE
Get rid of the old K-9 sgt at o'hare. Only cares about his computer and deferred comp.
MMMMM good. Cambells does not work and gets paid.
Well, let me think back to the late 1990's when I took the power test at the cacnone test facility on Touhy by the airport. The Lt. in charge actually said if we have a phone call we better use it because he is going to get a lot of them to fill the few open spots. Of course we all passed the physical agility test but failed the phone call test. Except for a certain female who DID NOT pass the physical agility test (excpt when she did it alone, hmmm) and she became a canine handler of course. Sour grapes, maybe, but still the Chicago way of getting a good spot. Always was always, will be !!!!!!!!
new test: 2 title codes. 9153= TSA, train in texas 10 weeks 9152= CITY, train in Des Plains 14 weeks. 9153 will be just explosive detection & 9152 will be all the city handlers (Explosives & Narcotics) new list will be by scores and not senority as the last list.
i am a female with 4 1/2 years on the job. i have ten honerable mentions. i spent all my time on the westside. i have been bit by a dog three times. i am a little scared of large dogs. should i still apply?
5/10/2008 09:08:00 PM
Jessica W. Is that you?
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