Thursday, May 08, 2008

The Keating Pub Crawl

In honor of Career-Rank-Sergeant Deputy Chief Keating commanding a bartender in a licensed Chicago tavern to eject from the premises an off-duty Chicago Police Officer who was enjoying a legally brewed, appropriately taxed beverage (measuring approximately 6% alcohol by volume) we announce the creation of the Keating Pub Crawl.

This event will take place in the 001 and 018 Districts at bars to be determined. We would prefer a Tuesday or Wednesday night as that won't interfere with softball practices. Any and all officers are invited with the following restrictions:
  • You must purchase and drink a beverage containing alcohol;
  • You must behave in a legal manner at all times;
  • You must not become intoxicated - pace yourself;
  • You must identify yourself as an off-duty cop to Career-Rank-Sergeant Deputy Chief Keating when he conducts a license check on the premises
You will also have a cell phone or exact change for the pay phone. Everyone will be assigned an hourly time and be required to telephone Central Control Group, 001 Desk, 018 Desk or Operations Command and report that you are a Chicago Police Officer drinking in a licensed establishment. You will provide the address to the answering officers and you will provide your name and star number to them if requested.

Leave all messages for Career-Rank-Sergeant Deputy Chief Keating.

It is also highly recommended that you have cab fare home, but not required. After all, J-Fed has stated at numerous roll calls that he would rather have officers call him for a ride than have them drive intoxicated. In these cases, Operations Command will be called and you should identify yourself as a slightly impaired Chicago Police Officer who is taking the Superintendent of Police up on his free ride offer. Expect a bit of a wait as J-Fed might be backed up with requests. If Operations Command is less than helpful, demand the Street Deputy - maybe you'll luck out and it'll be Career-Rank-Sergeant Deputy Chief Keating himself. Get the name and star of whomever you talk to because if J-Fed doesn't show up or send his car you have a hell of a lawsuit.

The first event will take place this coming Tuesday. Decide on a bar in the comments.

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315 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep up the good work, Keating!

See you in civil court, you moron.

5/08/2008 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sue the city and keating. He's violation the off duty po's inalienable rights. Says so in the US constitution {"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness" is one of the most famous phrases in the United States Declaration of Independence. These three aspects are listed among the "inalienable rights" of man.}
Some people find happiness with a cold beer.

5/08/2008 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi boys and gals! Its your favorite and most expertise drinker Lt. Richie Scotchbreath!

(HIC-UP, Burp, Fart, I just wet my damn pants!)

I commend SCC for this very worth wild endeavor. I will volunteer my highly respected police supervisory services to aid in this event.

(HIC-UP, Burp, Fart, I just wet my damn pants!)

Can we have the PIN THE TAIL ON SPRATTE's BELLY CONTEST TOO? This event drew 1000's to our pub! Most of the players who suffered broken bones from bouncing off Spratte's belly like a trampoline are now better.

(HIC-UP, Burp, Fart, I just wet my damn pants!)

I am sure if I go wearing my dress uniform with all the medals I bought at the Army Surplus Store, people will think I am a hero and buy all our drinks. Not too many cops wear 4 Congressional Medals Of Honor medals!

Well going to run and start planning help on this event!

(HIC-UP, Burp, Fart, I just wet my damn pants!)

Sincerely,
"The Original" Lt. Richie Scotchbreath


P.S.: And don't worry about Sgt. Dep. Chief Keating if I am there. He knows I have some very private poloroid pics of him from years back that he doesn't want to be made public!

5/08/2008 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Bathhouse Martini Bar is a steamy hot place to hold this historic meeting!

5/08/2008 12:21:00 AM  
Blogger Det. Shaved Longcock said...

I think we all wear t-shirts that say......

"You want me to blow and you haven't even bought me a drink yet?"

5/08/2008 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now wouldn't it be funny if he takes this seriously.......

5/08/2008 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BLUE FLU! Just set the date.

5/08/2008 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ALCOCKS in 001 for a starting place could easily hold 200 or more parking sucks, but will not be needed!

Maybe Lt Scotch-Breath could recommend a nice single malt?

5/08/2008 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This should start at Keating's former stomping grounds, Shaller's Pub across from the 11th Ward Office. It is after all where he got his start with Mike Morano, Louie Gade, and the then State's Attorney's Body Guard Detail.

5/08/2008 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SHAKE YOUR FIST!

Corrupt Practices T Shirt Co.

5/08/2008 01:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RIP Lt Scott...services will be held at TR's

5/08/2008 01:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT...CPD training academy recruits and staff on tv show top chef next week ? Any info?

5/08/2008 01:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We are going to miss you Lt Richie...... NOT!

5/08/2008 01:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The officer that was stripped in 015..... did they do the required field tests to see if he was drunk before taking him into 018 for no reason? I recall a certain officer in 025 who was fucked for not administering those same tests!! Sue the shit out of this stupid ass city!!!! FUCK POLICE WORK!!! FUCK CPD!!!! FUCK CHICAGO!!!! FUCK THAT RAT FUCK BITCH WEIS!!!!!!!!

5/08/2008 02:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are looking to hang us!!!! Weis can kiss my ass!!!!

5/08/2008 02:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WEIS = EXEMPT PPO

5/08/2008 02:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUCK JFed!!!!!

5/08/2008 02:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did my City check clear yet? That's all that really matters!!!

5/08/2008 02:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEY GANGBANGERS!!!! The city is yours!!!! Keep killing each other!

5/08/2008 02:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the 1% pay offer!!! This city really cares about us!!! Shut down all police work!!!

5/08/2008 02:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Downtown is looking to strip and/or fire a rather large number of PO's!!!!! Stay low and don't do a fucking thing!!!

5/08/2008 02:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do your job and loose your job!!!

5/08/2008 02:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a Clout Baby, Piece of Garbage, JAG BAG!

Amazing how this guy's whole fucking career was planned out for him.

5/08/2008 02:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, lets leave Dugans out. It's a Rat Hole anyway.

Keep us all informed.

5/08/2008 02:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-Fed your HGH is in and ready for pickup!!! You are going to need it since you are going to be the only fighting crime this summer!!!

5/08/2008 02:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm disgusted by the direction this department, hell nation, has taken. let men be men !

5/08/2008 02:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keating is just another of a long list of clout baby assholes. If he even attempted to tell me to leave a bar, well.... It wouldn't happen.

5/08/2008 03:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

gpj rules. george's lounge on s. wabash. home to the famous near famous and those who never had a shot at being famous. populated by girls who can't keep an address and men who don't care. it's not a big place or even a nice place but if you can't have fun there you're just not trying.

5/08/2008 03:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vallejo On Brink Of Bankruptcy
generous police and fire pensions tied to reason

http://www.nbc11.com/news/15345539/detail.html

couple this with Daleys kid dipping into our pension fund and the results are scarry for us in Chicago.

5/08/2008 03:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good News

Sun Times is being delisted by the NYSE- New York Stock Exchange, they cannot meet certain requirements.
They will now be on the OTC BB which is for start up companies or companies that have had problems.

Bankrupt one day ( I hope)

Old Retired Guy

5/08/2008 05:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm going to get a T-shirt made up that states;
"I'M OFF DUTY, SO FIND AN ON DUTY TO GIVE ORDERS TO" "I'M DRINKING WITH MY WIFES PERMISSION"


They realy want to run all are lives these crazy bosses.

Hey MR DICK DALEY, J-FED and DEP BIG "K". I'm drinking at the Sears Tower and I'm looking down on your dumb ass's.

5/08/2008 06:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If STUTTERING john ever wants to retire from the howard STERN show. We can bring in STUTTERING DEP CHEIF jim, and is merry man the MAYOR!

5/08/2008 06:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a non drinker and I would like to do my part. I will volunteer to be a designated driver for the evening, and it would be my pleasure to drive officers home (or wherever). I believe that that would satisfy the serve part of serve and protect.

At your service

5/08/2008 06:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh me so drunk! Are you going to kick me out of my garage? DeP DumB FucK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M out here with the whole Desk crew bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5/08/2008 06:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is keating the same weasel(1st dist. dc) that terrorized the area on that upright battery moped?
Or is that a different weasel?

5/08/2008 06:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It would be funnier if anyone had the balls to actually do it. But you don't.

5/08/2008 06:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
who was running parking at the St. Jude parade. I brought my family down there and my mother was in from out of town. I've never seen it so disorganized. They had cars parked all over the placed and blocked several of us in. I had to wait at least 2 hours after everything was over for the cars blocking me in to move.

5/07/2008 09:53:00 PM



CAR 47, was in charge. Are very own BIG "K". He is to worried about other things than handling Dep Chief's work. He likes doing SGT's work. Doing bar checks.......

All the people who work for him are kiss ass, <3 that guy.

5/08/2008 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One word(ASSHAT)!

5/08/2008 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The MAYOR just called an emergency meeting of J-FED and DEP J.K. The meeting was to get an up-date on how down town looks. Keating said"I observed some garabge and a chair on the street and had streets and sand move the pick up right away" J-FED said"MR MAYOR this guy is good where can I get another guy like him for me".

This realy happened KEATING calling over ZONE 4, for a garabage pick-up. This guy is to much. Happened about a week back on 2nd Watch!

5/08/2008 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was Keating merit or test?

5/08/2008 06:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The BOSS as he calls him. Just likes to close BARS. MR MAYOR you can generate cash from taxing the sale of alcohol. Call off your DOGS. You closed most of the south side bars. Now secial K is messing with the bars that coppers go to.

SECIAL K----STOP MESSING WITH THE POLICE and find some parkers.

5/08/2008 06:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DID ANYONE TELL HIM HE GOT PROMOTTED TO DEPUTY CHIEF?

HE DOES NOT HAVE TO CONDUCT A LISENSE PREMISS CHECK!
AND
NOT TO WORRY ABOUT HIS PEOPLE IN 001 AND 018. WHEN THEY ARE OFF DUTY. HE IS NOT I.A.D

WHERE IS J-FED? i would like to buy him a drink at spy bar in 018. NOT

HEY I'M GOING TO SPY BAR IN 018.

5/08/2008 07:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is top secret, but J-Fed has leased a bus to drive coppers home from the gin mills.

http://www.giftandhome.org/cms/uploads/bus.jpg

5/08/2008 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

KEATING I'll be at MOTHERS until closing. Pick me up at the door. No needed to ask them to have me through out. I'll only have 15 shooters and to all the Foot Units see you there.

5/08/2008 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What would happen if keating ran into:

LT. Richie ScotchBreath

I think he sould transfer into ONE!

5/08/2008 07:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just to Change the Subject:

Area 5 gun team on-view one shit-head shooting at another shit-head over at congress/ lotus and decided to take "POLICE ACTION" wake up people!!!! Did you not received the newsletter from the FOP (p.4) where Greg Bella is quoted that the department wants us to be "REPORT TAKERS" and limit your activity to being a crime stopper? Get with it! If one shit head want to shoot at another so be it! When it was all over the offender was taken into custody at the 290 expressway and over 100 CPD officers assisted..... limit your work load. Especially, with the new rules led by J-Fed you don't have a chance of ADVOIDING seeing yourself behind bars, Thanks to the AREA 5 GUN STORKES!

5/08/2008 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

scc...i call b.s. on this story. I think you, the great scc, may have planted this story because you have a personal thing aainst the Deputy.

5/08/2008 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I certainly hope if this numbnutz appears and attempts to interfere with your personal liberty that you're going to provide for excellent legal assistance for the lawsuit? Other than telling him you're not leaving on his whim just for the sheer enjoyment, the lawsuits have to followup to hammer the point into this jerkoff's thick skull.

5/08/2008 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My Attorney would have his gold braid pension, some City dinero, and more, if he pulled that on me. Only in Shitcago, where the U.S. Bill of Rights only applies to the politically connected.

5/08/2008 08:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They were asleep when prosecutors say Smith, who had broken into the building, took a dollar bill and lit it to stay warm. It was another friend, Donald Black, who, on his way out of the building before the fire, gave Smith the bill. He identified her in court Wednesday.

-------------------------------

Liberal idiots giving bums money only to have it used to kill his friends, just like welfare.

5/08/2008 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe we should have some of the off duty guys who work at sox park go by keating when he is at the sox game, to which he has season tickets, and see how many beers he has there.

5/08/2008 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd say to do this on the Southside but to get in contact with a boss all you gotta do is look down the bar and raise your glass.

5/08/2008 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scarlett's on Clinton. I believe that is in the 001st district. Bring lots of singles.

5/08/2008 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd like to suggest the Baton for drinks this Tuesday. I'd also suggest we alert the media as well. I can just see the piece on WGN morning news now. Too funny.

5/08/2008 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just finished my tour. went another day without a contract so i went another day in my cruiser without my shoes on. no contract! no workee! any word on the new suv's? it would be nice to stretch out a little more when parked under a big oak tree.

5/08/2008 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After the pub crawl, we could all go water the flower boxes around the City, for effective use of the City's Green Policy, why let free water go to waste!!

5/08/2008 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there somewhere I can read about the actual incident this entry refers to? Was this from a comment on a separate entry, or else I am missing something here...

5/08/2008 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also, have video cell phones, which we control and edit to get him when he shows up.

Any old timers out there remember the original, "Stop & Drink" on Clark across the alley from the old 18th. Or Mike's, lots of good times there. It's too damn bad that the yuppies move in and there goes the neighborhood for the workingman.

Stay safe, party responsibly.

5/08/2008 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm going to get a T-shirt made up that states;
"I'M OFF DUTY, SO FIND AN ON DUTY TO GIVE ORDERS TO" "I'M DRINKING WITH MY WIFES PERMISSION"

5/08/2008 06:08:00 AM

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I think I will get a shirt like this for my husband! HAHA very creative.

5/08/2008 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keating! what a joke. put him in box one,he will stop that stupid shit..every time i see him i laugh

5/08/2008 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lil Mayor dipshit detests anyone referring to planters he has installed all over the city as Maffie Boxes. Mama Daley insisted on the damn things so we, as usual , have to pay for them and their upkeep.

He also detests being referred to as BOSS.

He reads this blog so keep it in mind.

Hey Boss Daley, stick your Maggie boxes up your ass.

5/08/2008 10:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SGT STANOPPLIOUS SAYS Keating! was more fun then arresting people for orange stickers in the rear window

5/08/2008 10:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Despite all the bravado on here not one copper in 100 would have the balls to challenge Keating or any other boss for that matter. It feels good to say it but its not gonna happen.

5/08/2008 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I gotz Jackie Childs as my Lawyer

5/08/2008 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Confirmed. 85 Sgts. to start Monday with a 6 week school.

5/08/2008 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CAR 47 send me back up.i see too beggers at state and madison,they are trying to grab my jar with my balls in it

5/08/2008 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CAR 47 has anyone seen my manhood, i had it when i was born,and when i joined the police dept,oh i remember now,i sold it to King daley.with my nuts.

5/08/2008 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CAR 47 send me my bike units to madison and state,i have 2 buckket boys under arrest for felony begging.anyone seen my hat

5/08/2008 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish this ahppened to me, i be suing the fuck out of the city, keating and everyone else. WELCOME to 2008, sue the city everyone.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5/08/2008 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep up the good work, SGT Keating the 001st dist is safe

5/08/2008 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

REF to Lt Rich Scott,
Just a little info on him that will not be posted by the person making all the scotchbreath posts...
when he was the tact lt in 22, my old partner, P.C. developed cancer, Lt Scott along with Sgt McMahon took better care of him than most of our mommies took care of us as kids. P.C was embarrassed by all the extra attention and didn't want to cause anyone any problems. Lt and Sgt took it upon themselves to do what was best for P.C. and his family. I will always be grateful to the Lt, Sgt's and other tact officers that stood by P.C. in his time of need.
ALSO, when Lt Scott found out he was getting sent back to the watch, he called me and asked if I was stuck on midnights and if I wanted off because he didn't care what watch he went to. I had only met the man one time and to my knowledge he had no clue that P.C. was my old partner. To me this was a total class act and appreciated by me.
I understand to the one making the posts he wronged you or you felt wronged by him,and you probably have your reasons, but I just wanted to let others know he is not just a guy who hangs out a TR's...

Lt Jim Lavoy 008th district 01st watch, any questions about the validity of this post, I am in d.o.g. 7 come and ask me.

5/08/2008 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CAR 47,you better lay off me or else,i will tell my bike unit.and they will write you a ANOV.U slackers.

5/08/2008 10:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ray "Bam Bam" Wilke says that it sounds like Career Rank Sergeant Deputy Chief Keating needs to have his spineless back introduced to the cavass. I'd like to knock out a few shots of Jack, a few Beers and Keating. I'd set that son of a bitch up with my paint brush left and then tag him hard with the "Bam Bam' sledgehammer right. I don't trust that kissass prick, suckhole, dogass piece of shit. You don't like it, come try "Bam Bam" and see what happens.

5/08/2008 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

did anyone read the scum times article today about JA..it shows he was cleared of all charges but supernintendo weiss was quoted saying he wants justice for the people of cicero. what?! yep the people of cicero thats what he said he also said the the internal investigation will continue and JA will be punished...i mean this guy is out of control..so being cleared in a court of law isnt even enough for this fed fuck

5/08/2008 10:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:37 AM

The red "Peoples Republic of Chicago" T- shirt is a winner. The hammer and sickle adds a nice touch. $24?

Can I get a 50% police discount?

The white "PROMOTE ME!" T-shirt should be in navy or black with copious and descending white dollops and splatters in the front between the collar and the wording.

How about a "FUCK DA MARE & J-FED!" T-shirt? Succinct yet eloquent and heartfelt.

5/08/2008 10:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe we should pull this at a HOOTERS, or similar place or better yet, one of those transvestite joints.
We set it up so when Keating walks in, he gets swarmed by the girls or "girls". Nevermind the cellphone video, get this on HDTV for the World Wide Web.

Make it an instant wet T-shirt contest or a game of FIND THE SALAMI.

Remember Keating, you started this.

5/08/2008 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just to Change the Subject:

Area 5 gun team on-view one shit-head shooting at another shit-head over at congress/ lotus and decided to take "POLICE ACTION" wake up people!!!!

Its easy to say to quit working. I'd love to be able to do that myself, but, the fact remains that if most of us saw someone shooting a gun, anyone that did any policework at anytime would take action. It becomes instinct after a short period of time on this job. I know that we all say that it's time to stop working, but, it's not that easy. What if the shithead turned the gun on the coppers that drove up on this situation ? Should they leave ? I'll bet that you never chased a person with a gun before or you would not have that attitude. A slowdown in revenue is the way to go at this time. The one bag dope arrests is a good place to slow down. Drinkers are a way to ease up. But, a man with a gun is probably gonna get alot of attention from the workin police. We have to pick our spots and it should start with the cutoff of the revenue stream. Although that won't happen because too many people want their traffic car, early car, late car, foot post...or whatever. They are the goofs, not the guys doing real police work. You are the "STORKE" as you typed it, but, I'm sure you meant stroke and were just to drunk to type it.

5/08/2008 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J Fed is going to give you a ride! He will give you a ride to the nearest station, make you blow, then fuck you for being intoxicated off duty.
Remember, YOU are the one blowing, and getting fucked, and YOU are the one who bought all the drinks! What a wonderfull relationship we have!
What the hell, he might be able to fuck one or two of us, but he, or Sgt Deputy Keating won't be able to fuck all of us! I'm in! Name the time, I got the place!

5/08/2008 11:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you 008th district for the nice job on the foot chase yesterday in the 10 sector where people still appreciate the police and good police work. Keep it up, we need it.

5/08/2008 11:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My old copy of Rules and Regs says "intoxicated". The new rulers are stripping people for being 'Impaired". The last guy blew .04 and got stripped. Can anybody clarify?

5/08/2008 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BLUE FLU---------16MAY08

5/08/2008 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a question???? J-Fed had a press conference where he stated that all police officers are always on duty.
Therefore identifying yourself as an off duty police officer is incorrect, seeing as you are always on duty.
This being said, the city should show you the money. If you are always on duty, you should be paid 24 hours a day, every day of the week. It seems unfair that you are always on duty and not reaping the monetary benefits from it. What goes J-Fed?
Pay our police for all the extra hours they are on duty.

5/08/2008 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The way I heard it was Keating's mother was a secretary to Old Man Daley and that's how Little Jim became the Police when he was old enough . I'm not sure if he's merit but I think so . He must have a lot of clout because Daley and the Illinois Senators placed his son in Annapolis . You don't get there unless you have CLOUT ! But when he was in the 10th Dist. he was one of the best Tactical Officers that the 10th Dist. had ever had. He was a true worker and spent as lot of time in court.

5/08/2008 11:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks to the AREA 5 GUN STORKES!


I'm not area 5 gun team, but dude, if they want to take police action don't treat them like they are Judases. I myself do as little as possible, but I don't get upset if someone else does. If they want to risk the federal lawsuit, that doesn't affect me one bit.

Take it easy Francis!

5/08/2008 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keating is a pompous dick from Bridgeport. I have known him for a long time and when I see him I say hello. The fuck ignores me and keeps walking. FUCK YOU you ass sucking merit Sgt. Some day I hope to urinate on your grave.

5/08/2008 12:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TO: Anonymous said...
OT...CPD training academy recruits and staff on tv show top chef next week ? Any info?

5/08/2008 01:51:00 AM


Was filmed about a year year and a half ago....The picked one class that was in full uniform to be the food samplers. I think the PT group was a different class.

5/08/2008 12:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TO: The officer that was stripped in 015..... did they do the required field tests to see if he was drunk before taking him into 018 for no reason? I recall a certain officer in 025 who was fucked for not administering those same tests!! Sue the shit out of this stupid ass city!!!! FUCK POLICE WORK!!! FUCK CPD!!!! FUCK CHICAGO!!!! FUCK THAT RAT FUCK BITCH WEIS!!!!!!!!


You are assuming that the po consented tot he tests...If I remember correctly the officer in 025 testified he gave the tests and never did, along with a couple other necessary things that he never did as he wrote and testified to.

5/08/2008 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just sat in my beat car for 8 hours doing nothing but watching gasoline be wasted. Sometimes when my partner and I got bored we revved the engine. Yes, never turned the car off. I could have, but I have no regard for saving this city shit. You see, I am protesting any type of work but as an added bonus Im wasting a valuable resource as well.


Oh, and by the way you liberal fucks, I also throw all my garbage on the street while on the west side. I consider the 011th district the worlds most beautiful trash can.

5/08/2008 12:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) *****ALERT****** Midway Update! What is going on now? Why is Officer JJ on 2nd watch assigned to the desk on a permanent basis! Even better if he leaves the office he has to have another officer with him at all times! I was in the other day flying out and worked with JJ in the district, was a good copper what happened! He told me he has some "beefs" with woman at the airport and is under "house arrest", WTF is going on there? Now they are short of officers and they are wasting time escorting him everywhere? Maybe the new boss has no idea what to do? You would think that when they put a woman in charge she could get behind this! Ahh Guess Not!

5/08/2008 12:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jimmy stop it please! My hero! You were an idiot as daleys boytoy commnader and your even abigger pimp now! All for the money boy wonder remember in 010 when you were the biggest boozer ever? Come on kid cut the bullshit!

5/08/2008 12:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you came on the job to write reports good for you, as for the Area 5 Gun Team NICE JOB, some of us are proud, keep up the good work.

5/08/2008 12:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was Keating merit or test?

Holy Shit you have got to be kidding me right? MERIT all the way, the Chicago way that is.

5/08/2008 12:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My T-shirt says: "I work for J-Fed but he got no street cred".

5/08/2008 12:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NOW THIS IS INSANE WE HAD A P.O. COME DOWN AND TELL US THE ACADEMY SENT HIM TO ADDRESS US AND REMIND US TO WEAR OUR SEAT BELT DRIVE CAREFULLY AND NOT DRIVE DRUNK AS IF WE WERE TWELVE YEAR OLDS APPARENTLY WATCH COMMANDERS ARE UNCAPABLE OF ADDRESSING THESE ISSUES HE SHOULD HAVE JUST STOOD UP THERE AND TOLD US "HEY GUYS DONT DO ANYTHING THE DEPARTMENT IS OUT TO GET YOU" THAT WAY I COULD HAVE GOT MY SHIRTS FROM THE CLEANERS BEFORE THEY CALLED ME ON THE RADIO

5/08/2008 01:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sue the shit out of this stupid ass city!!!! FUCK POLICE WORK!!! FUCK CPD!!!! FUCK CHICAGO!!!! FUCK THAT RAT FUCK BITCH WEIS!!!!!!!!

5/08/2008 02:01:00 AM

A well written statement from Chicago's finest. Very passionate and thoughtful. A future white shirt.

5/08/2008 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wooo hooo!

Let's go to Exit!

Those punk rawk girls are hot!

5/08/2008 01:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did he ride up to the bar on his segway with his space commander helmet on?

5/08/2008 01:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just finished my tour. went another day without a contract so i went another day in my cruiser without my shoes on. no contract! no workee! any word on the new suv's? it would be nice to stretch out a little more when parked under a big oak tree.

When did we at the CPD start using the word "cruiser"?

5/08/2008 01:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think if we had a block party on Division from Clark on east.

Block off the street, serve some nice beer & food!

I think it'd raise morale?!

But hey, we always have that FOP picnic out in the sticks! Who cares!

5/08/2008 01:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I say a tailgate party and BBQ in the parking lot of 35th and Michigan! Big pig roast! Keggers!

5/08/2008 02:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Being a lifelong southsider, I'll need some advice on the best irish bar in 001 or 018. I like darts and a bit of bawdy singing. Does anyone know if J-Fed knows his way around the southside? I don't want him driving me in circles all night. I'll wait for the ride, that cab fare will be a killer.

5/08/2008 02:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If this is even half true, James Keating is a world class styrofoam dildo.

5/08/2008 02:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

civil rights violation? grab a attorney who is federal. they pay more on damages and must comply within 6 months. no stalling them.

5/08/2008 02:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Work without a contract....no problem. Let's just get a damn health care plan that will cover my propecia. Come on already.

5/08/2008 02:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blue-flu just set the date? I believe it was about three months ago.

5/08/2008 02:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

blue flu every friday , until we get the contract we deserve.

5/08/2008 02:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ban The "I call B.S." weirdo. It's not Chicago slang. Is it fed slang?

5/08/2008 02:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

would like to share a you tube video with you all, especially that work in 005:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LNfT4-oItI

5/08/2008 02:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what section ?

5/08/2008 02:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Back in the day, if this punk tried a shot like that at the Slammer or Mike's on Webster, we'd disarm him, strip him to his skivvies and give him an atomic wedgie that he'd never forget. He'd be the laughingstock of the CPD even after he left.

Get witnesses, take notes and video. Then sue the cocksucker!

5/08/2008 02:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If this is going to be named THE KEATING PUB CRAWL, the real name should be THE KEATING PUB CRAWL IN DIAPERS, since he is such a fricken cry baby! The guy was an ass as Sgt and only became a bigger ass as Dep. Chief! And we all should wear brown lip stick due to all the ass kissing Keating does!

5/08/2008 02:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well if this is really an event in honor of Keating, shouldn't all us males wear ladies panties? Keating is a little sissy and never was a man!

5/08/2008 02:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Re:

Anonymous said...
One word(ASSHAT)!

5/08/2008 06:38:00 AM


Isn't that really TWO words? I think it is!

5/08/2008 02:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dont know mayor daley... can i still come scc??

5/08/2008 02:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WE NEED LEADERSHIP. BRING BACK MARIA SOTO-MAHER.

5/08/2008 02:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well, I can tell everyone all my war stories as they enjoy a refreshment! From the street gangs I took down, how I got rid of the mafia in Chicago and how I have over 1000 homicide arrests. My war stories will keep you on the edge of your barstools and you will hang onto every word of these dangerous tales of crime.

All you young cops will be drooling about the crime I solved and the worst of the worst criminals I single-handedly captured.


I can even include the time I was in just my boxer shorts with just an ankle holster on with a small 38 snub nose revolver while taking out my garbage only to find out the El Rukins were holding a high ranking meeting in the alley behind my house. Using just some showlaces I tied them all up and held them for the police. I had my poodle Peek-a-boo hold them all at bay till the squads starting rolling up!


James Spratte

5/08/2008 02:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Area 5 gun team on-view one shit-head shooting at another shit-head over at congress/ lotus and decided to take "POLICE ACTION" wake up people!!!! Did you not received the newsletter from the FOP (p.4) where Greg Bella is quoted that the department wants us to be "REPORT TAKERS" and limit your activity to being a crime stopper? Get with it! If one shit head want to shoot at another so be it! When it was all over the offender was taken into custody at the 290 expressway and over 100 CPD officers assisted..... limit your work load. Especially, with the new rules led by J-Fed you don't have a chance of ADVOIDING seeing yourself behind bars, Thanks to the AREA 5 GUN STORKES!


*********************

what kind of moron you are pal? do you know how big of a lawsuit you would be setting yourself up for if you didnt take police action. if the police just stood by and a kid or anyone got hit by this shoot out and you did nothing, you would get fired and sued. once one of these shit heads said you were on scene, onviewed the incident and did nothing they would sue the hell out of you and the media would eat it all up. you must be a complete idiot not to do anything. your a typical know it all 2 year wonder coward!

5/08/2008 02:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Re: Lt. Richie Scotchbreath..... Four Congressional Medal Of Honors, now that is funny! I love that guy!

5/08/2008 03:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dep. Chief Keating must love inspecting liquor licenses, he has checked the Manhole Bar's license about 3 times a day since becoming Dep. Chief!

5/08/2008 03:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Deputy Chief Keating:

I will be in Suite 4 of the Sybaris Suites for Couples in Frankfort with an open bottle of champagne and waiting for you. I will be on the pool slide waiting for you to catch me as I plunge into the pool!

See you there big boy!!!!

Hugs and Kesses,
The Kessing Bandit


Let's see if he throws me out!

5/08/2008 03:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Re: Scotchbreath's comment

P.S.: And don't worry about Sgt. Dep. Chief Keating if I am there. He knows I have some very private poloroid pics of him from years back that he doesn't want to be made public!

______________________________

You got to love this poster. He keeps you laughing. Even while I am sober.

5/08/2008 03:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think we should use:

Hic-Up, Burp, Fart, I Just Wet My Pants!

On our t-shirts!

That would be funny!

5/08/2008 04:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sugestion for location:

THE BATON CLUB. 436 NORTH CLARK STREET

The Baton has offered its Las Vegas-style revue featuring female impersonators.


At least give Keating some eye-candy!

5/08/2008 04:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I think the Big K must be color blind, doesn't he know he wears a white shirt not a blue shirt, or is it he don't know his job. Riding around on radio assignments, walk downs and PREMISS CHECKS and fly around on his sedway.

look out 001 and 018
j-fed and the big K is out there looking for -------> YOU

5/08/2008 04:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wan't to tell the rest of the Police Department what a bunch of shit bags the Department is, I was at the bar on 3 May 08, and there was a distribance before I got there and they gave the bar a ANOV. Well as I was having a drink Dep. Chief James M. Keating, Chief of the Centrol Control District walked in, in uniform and working; and Who knows me and said to the manager what is he doing here. He also refused to shake my hand. I guess this is the way the Command staff does things now. No human contact. There was another P/O with me. The Manager of the bar asked us to leave as requested by KEATING, which we did. This Dep Keating is a staight up Jag-Off, and if He reads this, he knows who I am and can come and talk to me! Now we can't have drinks!!!!!!!!!!!! KEATING THE SHIT BAG, from Unit 214!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5/03/2008 05:33:00 AM

two these two officers you should have gone to Keating's pub "Shaller's Pub" That will teach you, I here they have curb serive they pick you and take you home next time make a reservation!!!!! :)

5/08/2008 04:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe all persons who have been drinking, while either walking or driving should be locked up?

Can you imagine Muffy and Buffy who just left Gibsons who might appear to have had a drink getting arrested for public intoxification. If public intoxification is illegal for one it is illegal fo all, including the mayor's cn man contractors, business men ans woman, movie stars and hollywood whores and Mr. Michael Snead himself. I think Gibsons would be a perfect target to get the Daley and Weis message across to the public that this is the NEW CHICAGO and "WE ARE READY FOR REFORM". Lets drive all liqour licenced establishments out of Chicago. How about if we extend the curfew to anyone. All citizens must be home (and sober) by 10:30 PM. It just gets better and better.

Remember, GIBSONS, oh they might not like it at first but when they realize that you are doing G-ds work for the Mayor and Supt. the citizens will fall into line. I just hope we can get this done by 1984.

5/08/2008 04:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was talking to my father the other day, who is retired CPD, and I asked him how old men are when they stop masturbating. He told me, " I don't know. But I know its not 72".

5/08/2008 04:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

off topic; for those interested in k-9. watch the cpd internet application to be posted very soon!also seconcitycanine.blogspot.com/ is back up.

5/08/2008 04:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Set the time and place SCC and I'm all over that like flies on poop. Don't forget to let the media know...

5/08/2008 05:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

neil bergstein said...
Is keating the same weasel(1st dist. dc) that terrorized the area on that upright battery moped?
Or is that a different weasel?

5/08/2008 06:21:00 AM



YES!, YES!, BIG GOOF!

5/08/2008 05:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I assume there is a Mrs. Keating. If they are dining out sometime we get a stripper to do a table dance for him. One of those bawdy singing telegram surprises.

Just a gift from the boys down at the station, boss. Get this on videotape,only make sure there are no kids around, that would be in bad taste.

5/08/2008 05:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was a neighbor of Keating for a while. And I can say that he is just as much as a J.O. and A'hole off duty as he is on duty. A real tool. I remember one neighbor threw ice cubes made from bleach on his lawn which cause a bunch of yellow spots on h is lawn. Keating was going nuts trying to figure out why and was paying a lwan service company to try to correct the problem. He is an ASSHAT!

5/08/2008 05:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey KEATING just in case you are not up on Dept. Policy, NO POLICE CHASING with SEDWAY. I'll be bar hoping on Wed. no need for chase. I'll stop at BAR LOUIE.

5/08/2008 05:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHERE ARE THE REPORTERS ON THIS SCC???? Very off-topic I'm afraid but St. Francis Hosp was just saved. and the group (highly secret) is thanking the governor Blago, the highest crook in the nation. Who operates with the blessing of OUR police supt (no caps) and the mayor. You say we shouldn't have a beer after work? You shouldn't be corrupt and shame the name of your father mayor. You should return the citizens money JFed and return, from where ya came. Blago, you fucked us twice. Shame on us.

5/08/2008 05:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DICK DALEY, J-FED and SPECIAL-K, three stooges who are destroy-ing morale. All three are clueless!

5/08/2008 05:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never,and I mean one of the few absolute NEVER's in this life, is to comr between an honest working' man and his well earned beer.

5/08/2008 05:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well it look like Chicago doesn't need to hire more officers after all. The City will just hire private security firms, like those being being used in the Marqette Park District. Typical of the City to ignore the real problem of hiring more police with a "quick fix"

5/08/2008 05:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GREAT EVENT; KEATING this for SWORN PERSONNELL ONLY! DON"T BRING The MAYOR and stop sucking ass!

5/08/2008 05:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

08:56 your not the police. "cruiser"

5/08/2008 05:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I move into Bridgeport can I get over to the City Hall Detail. J.K.(Joe Kipka) and Keating.

5/08/2008 05:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Use some common sense...do as the City does to you, use your cell phone cameras. Start filming Exempts while they are drinking at promotional parties & stumbling out of their favorite liqour establishments and get into a city vehicle, or out with someone other than their significant other & start posting them! The story is always the same, do as I say and not as I do!

5/08/2008 05:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and J-FED says things are now on the up and up. Also J-FED you said you looked over all the Gold Stars and they are well quialfied.


FROM THE GUY WITH NO CHANCE ON EVER GETTING PROMOTTED. BECAUSE HE DON'T KNOW ANY ONE WHO CAN HELP HIM GET BUMPED UP.

BLUE SHIRT FOR LIFE AND DRINKING.

5/08/2008 05:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey I got an idea. Why don't we bring back the 3 stooges. Mayor Daley can play Moe, J-Fed can play Larry and Special K can play Shemp.

O.K. now I want Larry and Shemp to line up so I can slap them in the face.

5/08/2008 05:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

get the facts of the story right, the bar was already closed and the po,s were in there after hours

5/08/2008 05:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hEY dEP dUMB ASS YOU ARE ONLY NEEDED TO GIVE OUT RIDES. yOU KNOW WHAT i'M TALKING ABOUT. kINDA LIKE WHEN YOU WERE THE mAYORS DRIVER.
i'M BACK TO HAVING SOME DRINKS WITH THE REAL POLICE.

NOT JUST A BUNCH OF daley WANT-A-BE'S. lIKE YOU AND j-fed.

5/08/2008 05:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

keating sounds like an irish name and that means that ole boy keating likes to suck up the devils brew once in awhile. where does this putz cocktail at. if he doesn't drink then he must be a pussy and i wouldn't worry to much about him.

5/08/2008 05:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I FEEL SORRY FOR MY FELLOW OFFICERS IN THE C.C.GROUP. THAT HAVE TO HEAR THIS JAG OVER THE RADIO TALKING SHIT EVERY DAY. HE IS ONE OF THE THOSE THAT THINKS EVERYONE WANTS TO HEAR HIM. HE THINKS WE MUST NOT KNOW WHAT WE ARE DOING. BE FOR YOU GOT HERE IN THE C.C.G. IT WAS RUNNING A LOT BETTER. THIS DEP JUST RIDES A SEDWAY ALL OVER AND THE CITIZEN COMPLAIN THAT A COPPER IS RIDING LIKE A NUT. WELL I TELL THEM HE IS JUST DALEY'S HAND PICKED BOSS.

5/08/2008 05:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dep go find parkers and do some bus checks. Leave Coppers alone, if you were ever one, you know what I'm talking about.

OLD BRIDGEPORT GUY!

5/08/2008 06:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I THOUGHT THEY GOT RID OF ALL THE ASSWIPE GOLD STARS! J-FED YOU MISSED ONE!

5/08/2008 06:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got some news for you guys hot off the presses. I guess J-Fed let one slip by him when he was cleaning house and getting rid of all of those gold stars.
Who was his information specialists .....ray charles. special k has been given a free pass. J-Fed don't you know this guy is in human resources, daleys undercover hiring personnel. special k has been giving jobs to a list of people. ralphie white park security detail, jimmy mcque city hall detail and louie zambrano mayor daleys body guard unit.
J-Fed are you sure your cleaning the department up, or is all this a cover up. The story goes on. I'll see what else I can undercover.


Hmmmm..... I should have your job J-Fed.

5/08/2008 06:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sence j-fed is talking about getting us in shape this dep cheese has been spotted running and working out in bridgeport.

NUTS

5/08/2008 06:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I'd like to suggest the Baton for drinks this Tuesday. I'd also suggest we alert the media as well. I can just see the piece on WGN morning news now. Too funny.

5/08/2008 08:42:00 AM



I agree let's start taking Reservations,

Please sign up seats are going fast you can leave until your shit faced !!!!!!!!

5/08/2008 06:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This weekend I was thinking of going bar hopping. Now, normally I don't like bar hopping. But, since I heard that deputy chief barnie fife is in town. I don't want to be at one bar for to long. So the way I see it. If I keep moving and with the departments no chase rule. I should be able to get to the next bar and have a shot and a beer before I have to leave.

Special K you can follow my piss scent to see where I've been.

5/08/2008 06:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The rule against being intoxicated does not constitute what the department considers intoxicated. .08 is the state law for driving and not a department rule. If you have been disciplined for being intoxicated off duty. Sue the city, the department and the asshole that dropped paper on you.

5/08/2008 06:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't wait for all the Christmas parties this year. Better serve Kool Aid.

5/08/2008 06:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys remember huberman another one of daleys golden boys. Is jim keating his neighbor? they have alot in common. Lets compare.

Huberman Keating
drove a school bus. rode a garbage
truck.

patrolman 1 yr. patrolman 1yr.

deputy sup. deputy chief.

From what I hear they have a lot in common with there personal lives too.

5/08/2008 06:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Downtown is looking to strip and/or fire a rather large number of PO's!!!!! Stay low and don't do a fucking thing!!!"

Of course, Weis came on to show the public that he is taking care of business so he wants to give them a large number of cops fired.

5/08/2008 06:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

018 is a joke!

5/08/2008 06:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I went to the Sox game Tuesday. I figured I would take the kids to the game. Who do I see outside the game deputy chief keating. I said hello, he said if I don't go on about my business he was going to slap his cuffs on me. I told him I'm not that kind of guy.

Keating if you want to live out some fantasy I can help. Let me put the cuffs on you. When your in uniform and slap you with a 2x4 up side your head.

5/08/2008 06:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WEIS = EXEMPT PPO

5/08/2008 02:03:00 AM

Nah, PPO's are "field qualified" by an FTO. I'd say he's still on recruit status.

5/08/2008 06:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The new City motto "The Keating Pub Crawl" I here j-fed and the Big M love it.


I hear they have feelers out trying to get everyones opion for the best photo so they can start making billboards........ I can see it now ....

5/08/2008 06:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dispatch: calling all cars, calling

all cars be on the look

out for a black

limousine containing

3 male white

occupants all in the back

seat. J-Fed, Daley and

Special K.

Car 100: Dispatch if Special K's in

the back who's driving?

Dispatch: I wonder what there all

doing in the back seat?

Car 1800: Dispatch have car 100

give me a meet over at

greek town.

5/08/2008 06:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is keating the same weasel(1st dist. dc) that terrorized the area on that upright battery moped?
Or is that a different weasel?

5/08/2008 06:21:00 AM
__________________________________

Yes it is. Has anyone told this guy that he looks like a total goof ball on that goddam segway??

It's hard to take you serious.

5/08/2008 06:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't a Deputy Superintendent get murdered in a bar/resturant having drinks? Riordan?????

Do as I say, not as I do. Keating is such a jagoff!!!!

5/08/2008 06:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of car 47. Last week at the illegals' march, he gave an order, then another dep. chief countermanded it. A few moments later 47 was back on the horn countermanding the countermand.

Moe, Larry, cheese...

We are ready for nothing!!!

5/08/2008 06:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Several years ago, I moved from west suburban Baltimore to Mount Laurel, New Jersey where I am currently attending grad school at Rutgers University in Camden. It was then that I encountered Mr. Jody Weis.

Be forewarned from someone who knows. Jody Weis is a rattlesnake. Do not trust him.

5/08/2008 06:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you miss Cline now????

5/08/2008 06:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

The MAYOR just called an emergency meeting of J-FED and DEP J.K. The meeting was to get an up-date on how down town looks. Keating said"I observed some garabge and a chair on the street and had streets and sand move the pick up right away" J-FED said"MR MAYOR this guy is good where can I get another guy like him for me".

This realy happened KEATING calling over ZONE 4, for a garabage pick-up. This guy is to much. Happened about a week back on 2nd Watch!

5/08/2008 06:46:00 AM

That is code for, The black bag is ready.

5/08/2008 07:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

just finished my tour. went another day without a contract so i went another day in my cruiser without my shoes on. no contract! no workee! any word on the new suv's? it would be nice to stretch out a little more when parked under a big oak tree.

5/08/2008 08:56:00 AM

This isn't the navy!
We have cars or wagons!!

5/08/2008 07:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The City will just hire private security firms, like those being being used in the Marqette Park District.

I just recently moved out of Marquette park (yeah I know,what took me so long!)and those pvt security outfits are/were useless.All they wanted to do is talk shit with the young future baby mommas,never did a bit of police work.

Funny,we never needed security until all my fellow lugans were run out of the neighborhood.I wonder if their having the same problems in Lemont and Homer Glenn?

5/08/2008 07:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey guys lets all meet up at the E2 nite club and work our way to the 1st district and 18th district bars

5/08/2008 07:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All the tough guys on here talking about law suits and telling the deputy off are full of shit. Sounds great, especially after a few beers in your basement and your mom lets you come upstirs to use the P.C.

Prediction; NO one of you tough guys on here will say a word to the wimp Keating's face nor will you sue anyone.

No go back downstairs and stay there.

5/08/2008 07:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shaved Long Cock has Lt. Garrido from 025 for an avatar?

5/08/2008 08:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CAR 47 send me my bike units to madison and state,i have 2 buckket boys under arrest for felony begging.anyone seen my hat

5/08/2008 10:15:00 AM


Job well done, We will have to put him for an Commendation.... oh no, watch out J-fed he is after your JOB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5/08/2008 08:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Keating if you want to live out some fantasy I can help. Let me put the cuffs on you. When your in uniform and slap you with a 2x4 up side your head.

5/08/2008 06:26:00 PM"


Which head?

5/08/2008 08:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your cruiser? You in the Navy?

5/08/2008 08:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Hey I got an idea. Why don't we bring back the 3 stooges. Mayor Daley can play Moe, J-Fed can play Larry and Special K can play Shemp.

O.K. now I want Larry and Shemp to line up so I can slap them in the face.

5/08/2008 05:51:00 PM"


As a fan of the Stooges, I take umbrage with your insulting comparison.

Please apologize to Moe, Larry and Shemp.

5/08/2008 08:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Let's see if he throws me out!

5/08/2008 03:34:00 PM"


And this is a euphemism for what?

5/08/2008 08:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But when he was in the 10th Dist. he was one of the best Tactical Officers that the 10th Dist. had ever had. He was a true worker and spent as lot of time in court.

5/08/2008 11:43:00 AM

I dont know how old you are ranger, but you arent even close on that statement. I could name you a litany of names of guys who worked tact in 010 that made JK look silly.

5/08/2008 08:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's up with the private security firm that is being paid for with area tax dollars in the Marquette Area? Is this firm owned by a relative of King Ritchie or is it a legit attempt to help? Also did these tax payers have a choice?

http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/local&id=6130959

5/08/2008 08:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Q- If I move into Bridgeport can I get over to the City Hall Detail. J.K.(Joe Kipka) and Keating. 5/08/2008 05:44:00 PM

A- No. Call P.M.
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Q- Has anyone told this guy that he looks like a total goof ball on that goddam segway??

A- Reminds me of Ben-Hur.

5/08/2008 09:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The officer that was stripped in 015..... did they do the required field tests to see if he was drunk before taking him into 018 for no reason? I recall a certain officer in 025 who was fucked for not administering those same tests!! Sue the shit out of this stupid ass city!!!! FUCK POLICE WORK!!! FUCK CPD!!!! FUCK CHICAGO!!!! FUCK THAT RAT FUCK BITCH WEIS!!!!!!!!

5/08/2008

they fucked that officer over for no good reason. truth is he is a hell of a nice kid who didn't do anything other than have some drinks at the bar. Shame on the 18th district p.o.s. he has done more policing in his short career than most p.o.'s in 18 will ever do. FUCK U !! 18 District

5/08/2008 09:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Before I went into the Army, the SF NCO that was on recruiter duty asked me about my drinking habits.

He said "before you answer, just remember that before I came into the Army I worked as a bank teller. And every Thursday night I'd go out with my co-workers and we'd drink until we puked."

"And that was just to get ready for Friday night."

;)

5/08/2008 09:30:00 PM  
Blogger leomemorial said...

what next? busting into your bedrooms while you're trying to have marital relations with your spouse?

LMAO!!!!!--->This isn't the navy!
We have cars or wagons!!

5/08/2008 09:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did he ride up to the bar on his segway with his space commander helmet on?

5/08/2008 01:48:00 PM

No. Those things are dangerous. He had his bitch Commander Georgas piggy-backing him. For Shizzel!

5/08/2008 10:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only 85 months left suckers.

5/08/2008 10:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lt Jim Lavoy 008th district 01st watch, any questions about the validity of this post, I am in d.o.g. 7 come and ask me.

5/08/2008 10:16:00 AM

Jim, I know you and think you're a great guy. And I agree, Lt. R.S. went above and beyond to help out Paulie, and I think that alone shows what a great guy he is. He ALWAYS made sure Paulie was taken care of, and that was a class act. But Paulie never worked for Sgt T.M. and T.M. wouldn't do anything without asking his buddy.
You are 100% correct in giving kudos to Lt. R.S. He did the right thing...BIG TIME! But to stroke Sgt. T.M. is way off base.

5/08/2008 10:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes,

Riordan,
Mr. Marina Towers!

Adios

5/08/2008 10:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Confirmed. 85 Sgts. to start Monday with a 6 week school.
-----------------------------------
You again?

5/08/2008 11:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the "Ex-FBI" guy;
Yep, we know. Even the ones who wanted to give him a chance, figured out diffrently in the second week.
After dealing with J Fed, I would rather have a sister in a whore house than a brother in the FBI!

5/08/2008 11:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The way I heard it was Keating's mother was a secretary to Old Man Daley and that's how Little Jim became the Police when he was old enough . I'm not sure if he's merit but I think so . He must have a lot of clout because Daley and the Illinois Senators placed his son in Annapolis . You don't get there unless you have CLOUT ! But when he was in the 10th Dist. he was one of the best Tactical Officers that the 10th Dist. had ever had. He was a true worker and spent as lot of time in court
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While I agree with most of your post, I'm 99% sure Keating doesn't have a son. This is based off a conversation with him.

5/08/2008 11:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is "Special K" Keatings new nick-name? I thaught he looks like "Kazoo" from the Flintstones, when he wears that dumb ass helmet.

5/08/2008 11:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the poster that stated the p.o.was asked to leave after a a.n.o.v.was issued and it was closed. If infact the p.o. was in there having a drink after the time on the license and Inspector K came in to do a premise check, he has every right to ask the owner to ask the p.o. to leave. That makes so much more sense to me because I,ll be dam if any boss is going to infringe with my civil liberties and thats the God Dam Truth!!!!!

5/08/2008 11:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WEIS IS A WEASEL.

5/08/2008 11:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
(OT) *****ALERT****** Midway Update! What is going on now? Why is Officer JJ on 2nd watch assigned to the desk on a permanent basis! Even better if he leaves the office he has to have another officer with him at all times! I was in the other day flying out and worked with JJ in the district, was a good copper what happened! He told me he has some "beefs" with woman at the airport and is under "house arrest", WTF is going on there? Now they are short of officers and they are wasting time escorting him everywhere? Maybe the new boss has no idea what to do? You would think that when they put a woman in charge she could get behind this! Ahh Guess Not!

5/08/2008 12:28:00 PM

I know who that guy is he was always on a segway rapping on al the girls with husbands and without! Herad a female cpd officer also had a beef on him! Ask him about the Jackson Park incident he got out of a few years ago with his clout! Hey Supt. why is he not in callback? Clout to powerful?

5/09/2008 12:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It seems to me that a full scale revolt by the working police officers of this City is brewing and becoming a very strong possibility this year.

Congratulations Superintendent Weis. You are succeeding in doing something that no one has ever been able to do before: Unite the rank and file police officers. Keep up the good work Jody and soon we will have one huge united front of Chicago Police Officers.

They will all be united against you but united for something is better than never being united as has been the case during my whole career.

5/09/2008 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the Superintendent can't give you a ride call me, I'll pick you up. I'm used to being a driver, thats how I got these stripes. Well, that and my felony false temp plate arrests. Oh, and if you are on Halsted in 023 I'm probably just a minute or two away.

5/09/2008 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The officer that was stripped in 015..... did they do the required field tests to see if he was drunk before taking him into 018 for no reason? I recall a certain officer in 025 who was fucked for not administering those same tests!! Sue the shit out of this stupid ass city!!!! FUCK POLICE WORK!!! FUCK CPD!!!! FUCK CHICAGO!!!! FUCK THAT RAT FUCK BITCH WEIS!!!!!!!!

5/08/2008

they fucked that officer over for no good reason. truth is he is a hell of a nice kid who didn't do anything other than have some drinks at the bar. Shame on the 18th district p.o.s. he has done more policing in his short career than most p.o.'s in 18 will ever do. FUCK U !! 18 District

5/08/2008 09:16:00 PM
Fuck the 18th district all of them that showed up on that scene they could have easily sent that kid in a cab home. But no they had to call for a LT. and a SGT. They could have just said the offender wasn't on scene. But it would take an 18th dist copper to call for a sgt and say "Im going to cover my ass" BULLSHIT you are suppose to look out for one another not get there ass fired and make more headlines! That last post is right on that kid knows more police work than the entire 018 dist. whoever came on that scene should be ashamed of themselves for not trying to get that kid out of the scene as soon as possible before the bosses came! Fuck you 018 you fucking never worked a fucking day as the police you pussies. There is a reason why where there cause you can't handle shit on the west and south side just handle getting POS fired and sucking alot of dick.

P.S real police stay safe out there beaware of the snakes/rats
CHEERS

5/09/2008 02:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Just to Change the Subject:

Area 5 gun team on-view one shit-head shooting at another shit-head over at congress/ lotus and decided to take "POLICE ACTION" wake up people!!!!

Its easy to say to quit working. I'd love to be able to do that myself, but, the fact remains that if most of us saw someone shooting a gun, anyone that did any policework at anytime would take action. It becomes instinct after a short period of time on this job. I know that we all say that it's time to stop working, but, it's not that easy. What if the shithead turned the gun on the coppers that drove up on this situation ? Should they leave ? I'll bet that you never chased a person with a gun before or you would not have that attitude. A slowdown in revenue is the way to go at this time. The one bag dope arrests is a good place to slow down. Drinkers are a way to ease up. But, a man with a gun is probably gonna get alot of attention from the workin police. We have to pick our spots and it should start with the cutoff of the revenue stream. Although that won't happen because too many people want their traffic car, early car, late car, foot post...or whatever. They are the goofs, not the guys doing real police work. You are the "STORKE" as you typed it, but, I'm sure you meant stroke and were just to drunk to type it.

5/08/2008 11:05:00 AM

AMEN BROTHER remember kill the city with the lack of revenue...stay off out there and be careful we have to many enemies out there

5/09/2008 02:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To every officer posting here who is bashing a fellow cop who is doing his job to the best of his or her ability - in any manner:  You should be ashamed of yourself.  You are betraying your allegiance to one another.  After all, we (fellow sworn brothers and sisters) are all that many of us have for a support system.  We are a family.  And like any family, we will have members that we disagree with, dislike, would rather avoid all together, or simply despise - but we would not insult or degrade that family member in a forum for the world to see.  In fact, we would probably never do it at all.  If we, as we should be, remain willing to lay down our lives to serve and protect this City and its citizenry, should we not at least protect the dignity of our own - the officers who have remained faithful to their sworn obligations? 

Individual officers posting on this site who constantly bash one another in this VERY public forum are commiting the worst fraternal breach that can be committed and it needs to stop.  It starts when we, individually and collectively, remember where our foremost allegiances remain and should remain - to serve and protect.

Do your job as you have sworn to do - no more and no less - in the manner in which you are most capable.  (And often, it is what we each consider "the most capable manner" which is the subject of most disagreements)  Remember police work is the greatest and most honorable job known to man.  I believe it to be a privilege to have been granted the opportunity to serve as a Chicago Police Officer (despite the current working environment) - regardless of the countless critiques and what the media and those we serve may say or write about us.  I remain proud to wear my star each day - because I have the privilege of calling each and everyone of you my family.  Make one another proud and despite your "familial" disgreements, respect one another - especially on this website. 

-Stay safe and God Bless and Protect You

5/09/2008 02:44:00 AM  

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