Chicago Pols and Balls
- Our Machine Democrats who back Obama are constantly preoccupied with nuts of all kinds. When our first king, Richard I, was elected, the hacks went around saying that "Daley is the dog with the big nuts," though they wouldn't dare say so in the presence of mob boss Paul Ricca.
And when Daley's son, Richard Shortshanks, began the restoration, his anatomy was also favorably described by trembling politicians who still act like puppies in his presence. Our own Machine-backed governor, Rod "The Unreformer" Blagojevich, once made news by bragging he had "testicular virility" to make tough decisions, although now everyone's patiently waiting for him to get indicted without making a mess.
Got to love the Richard Shortshanks crack. How did he miss "Hog Balls" Beavers though?
This fascination of politicians' testicles though, it's like the Keesing Bandit's dream come true.
This fascination of politicians' testicles though, it's like the Keesing Bandit's dream come true.
Labels: we got nothing
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
22 Comments:
Yes! Your blog was on channel 7 10pm news!!!
Chicago pols definitely have the balls to rob,steal,thieve,lie,cheat,deceive,rip,bribe,and smile while doing it all...
But it's okay,like the Mayor says; "I didn't know".
"Got to love the Richard Shortshanks crack."
More like Richard ShortCRANK.
The Keesing Bandit says---
We have to stop this right now. All this talk about testicular virility and hog balls is making me dizzy.
Now, kees me you fool!!!
Ya gotta admit that "SHORTSHANKS"
is a great one!
The lowly Patolmen in this f*kedup
regime must be the SCOTS.
We need a "Braveheart"........
just pissed my pants.
The day Richard Shortshanks gets indicted will be a day of celebration in police stations all across the City. I will then go collect on a bet and stop in to church, say a prayer of thanks and be nice to my wife.
Once Obama takes office the invincible armor of immunity will surround Richard Shortshanks. Let's hope that Pat Fitzgerald has the goods and other attributes necessary to indict before January 2009.
Richard Shortshanks is better than The Stuttering Prick.
Ron Huberman has some balls...and their shaved too! (I'm just guessing..not from personal knowledge)
How about the chi-town butt-slam!
They better all watch their nuts because Jesse Jackson is going to go chop chop!
John Kass rocks. That's one reporter I have respect for. You go, John.
P.S. Kiss my ass Daley. Shove your fuckin' 1.1 percent up your ass. Oh, wait. Too many aldermen in the way. Shove it up one of their asses then.
Anonymous said...
Yes! Your blog was on channel 7 10pm news!!!
7/13/2008 12:01:00 AM
the only place to get the news "SCC" we report you decide!
"The Keesing Bandit says---
We have to stop this right now. All this talk about testicular virility and hog balls is making me dizzy.
Now, kees me you fool!!!
7/13/2008 05:17:00 AM"
Methinks thou protestith too much.....
Obama is already a polititian and a democrat, hence he has no balls. If Jesse wants to cripple Obama cut off his hands, like they did with the thieves like was done in his ansestorial home, and I don't mean Kansas.
He is a polititian, a democrat, friends with Resko and his rat friends, what else you need?
Dud how old are, never heard those phrases before, enjoy the retirement and stay off the blog.
"Ron Huberman has some balls...and their shaved too! (I'm just guessing..not from personal knowledge)
7/13/2008 10:23:00 AM"
So you say....
I always wondered why I couldn't understand JESSE,but the awesome responsibility of "STORING NUTS IN YO CHEEKS TO FEED YOUR PEEPS" is all clear now.I just hope he don't get no bad testies for da' kin out westies.
Just a thought but BILLIKENITIS is such a serious disease I'd sure hate to spread it.
"ust a thought but BILLIKENITIS is such a serious disease I'd sure hate to spread it.
7/13/2008 10:23:00 PM"
Then don't ever forget to wear your jimmyhat.
The Keesing Bandit says---
"...Ron Huberman has some balls, and they are shaved too..."
Why, yes they are.
Now, kees me you fool!!!
7/13/2008 11:36:00 PM:
Do you still wear a jimmyhat when you go to confession at the Faith Community of Saint Sabina?
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