Monday, August 18, 2008

003 Killing

In last night's post, The King was seen cradling Jack's severed head. Tonight, "The Burger Wars" erupted in full force:



Oh god Lillie, what have you done???

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54 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lawdy Lawdy... Crime is rampant!

8/18/2008 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOOOOOOOL!

oh man, that was the funniest shit ever seen on screen!

*wotchoo smilin' at mo-fokker??*

KA-BLOOOEY!!

LOOOOOOOL!

8/18/2008 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC,

This definitely necessitates its own post:

Crime-ridden Arkansas town expands 24-hour curfew

HELENA-WEST HELENA, Ark. - Officers armed with military rifles have been stopping and questioning passers-by in a neighborhood plagued by violence that's been under a 24-hour curfew for a week.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080813/ap_on_re_us/arkansas_town_curfew

8/18/2008 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I recommend building White Castles the little buggers take more talent to assemble. I feel such a sense of serenity while building them.

8/18/2008 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After I stopped laughing, I recognized that if you actually listen to the lyrics you realize the biggest challenge we guys on the street face is a total disregard for human life.

8/18/2008 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder on the West Side?!?!

8/18/2008 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL

8/18/2008 01:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good thing for the people of Rogers Park that the 019 Gang team is catching robbers! 024 where are you??

8/18/2008 02:00:00 AM  
Blogger Detective ShavedLongcock said...

Poor Ronald McDonald! They were probably fighting over selling their burgers on the same corner!





www.shavedlongcock.blogspot.com

8/18/2008 03:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't we all just get along!

8/18/2008 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Homicide in 018 this morning, by Rock n Roll Mc D's. 1 dead 1 critical. When asked if it was gang related, R/o's replied, "We think it was the kings...the Burger Kings."

If anyone is capable of besting Michael Phelps, we believe it will be Chalkie.

8/18/2008 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
SCC,

This definitely necessitates its own post:

Crime-ridden Arkansas town expands 24-hour curfew

HELENA-WEST HELENA, Ark. - Officers armed with military rifles have been stopping and questioning passers-by in a neighborhood plagued by violence that's been under a 24-hour curfew for a week.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080813/ap_on_re_us/arkansas_town_curfew

8/18/2008 12:44:00 AM

Why not do this here? Lets keep all the animals under control but then again mayor freido would not be happy! How about we put them all in grant park, sorry they are already there!

8/18/2008 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh no ! The "king" must have gone downtown last night with chalkie and stopped at McDonalds.

8/18/2008 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

holy sh*t there was a real shooting at the Rock N Roll McDonalds. We better call Crump-Hales:

One man was killed and another wounded in a shooting in the 100 block of West Ohio Street near the McDonald's restaurant in the River North neighborhood, authorities said.

The shooting occurred about 4:15 a.m., said Chicago Police Officer David Banks, who said the two male victims drove themselves to Stroger Hospital.

8/18/2008 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see that Chalkie made an appearance at the Rock n Roll McDonalds during the night. One person was killed. The dicks on the scene were able to get a discription or the shooter and it was the king.
So now there is a APB out for the King.
Him and Chalkie are doing 1 hell of a job.

8/18/2008 08:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn!!

Burger Wilke got him another confirmed kill!!

Where is your rubber Joe?

8/18/2008 08:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This "gang war" isn't about drugs or turf. It's about which corporation gets the copyright to the image of Chalkie. Chalkie kids meals, Chalkie toys, Chalkie burgers. There is big $$$ at stake. My $$$ is on Taco Bell. They will bring back that chihuahua (sp?) and he will take down the king.

8/18/2008 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous GANG INTEL GUY said...

Okay, this thing is brewing!
The GDs are lining up behind the KING; while the VLs are siding w/
RONALD.
The cobras,mlds,kings,etc are following suit.
The white trash(jousters,skinheads,
etc)gangs are meeting tonight.....

8/18/2008 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good thing for the people of Rogers Park that the 019 Gang team is catching robbers! 024 where are you??

Damn good question

8/18/2008 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 8/18/2008 01:08:00 AM

A Royale?

8/18/2008 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like Lillie strikes again:

One Dead, One Wounded Near Rock N' Roll Mcdonalds


http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/blotter/chi-downtown-shooting-web-aug19,0,7399119.story

8/18/2008 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These two vid's are by and far the funniest posts I have seen on here, bar none. It is good to poke light hearted fun at the department. We need to a take a step back and laugh at ourselves every so often. It helps keep us sane. Good job SCC. Maybe me laugh out loud. Felt good.

8/18/2008 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

those clowns were loitering in 024 then all hell broke loose when they went into Albany Park, latin clown kings vs the clown vice lords.

8/18/2008 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder on the West Side?!?!

8/18/2008 01:08:00 AM

A Royale with cheese.....check out the brains on Brad

8/18/2008 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dat was real cold man, dude didn't even have a chance.

8/18/2008 11:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After I stopped laughing, I recognized that if you actually listen to the lyrics you realize the biggest challenge we guys on the street face is a total disregard for human life.

8/18/2008 12:58:00 AM

Exactly.

8/18/2008 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder on the West Side?!?!

8/18/2008 01:08:00 AM

Ok, I'll bite. What do they call it?

8/18/2008 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank God there is peace between CVS and Walgreens. That's a drug war that would be devastating.

8/18/2008 12:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder on the West Side?!?!

breffest!!

8/18/2008 12:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey that clown looks just like 43B.
Red hair and all!

8/18/2008 12:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How ironic:

One dead after shooting near Rock ‘n’ Roll McDonald's

One of two men shot outside the Rock ‘n’ Roll McDonald's in Downtown Chicago Monday morning has died.

http://www.suntimes.com/news/24-7/1113032,downtownshoot081808.article

8/18/2008 12:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"One dead after shooting near Rock ‘n’ Roll McDonald's"

Quick... get crump over here, we have a situation!

8/18/2008 12:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't see the humor at all.

8/18/2008 01:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone else notice on the front page of the Tribune they had a map of all the RED LIGHT ENTRAPMENT CAMERAS. The only neighborhoods excluded were Bridgeport, Armour Square, and the South Loop. They had one camera at 35th/King Drive in between them all. The rest of the city has between 800 to 1000 cameras. Call your Alderman and complain.

8/18/2008 02:00:00 PM  
Blogger Detective ShavedLongcock said...

One dead after shooting outside downtown’s Rock ‘n’ Roll McDonald's
One of two men shot outside the Rock ‘n’ Roll McDonald's in Downtown Chicago Monday morning has died.
The shooting appears to have happened at the northwest corner of North Clark and West Ohio streets about 4 a.m. where a police officer on the scene said several shell casings were found.




SOMEBODY FIND THE BURGER KING GUY! I KNOW HE DID IT! I EVER OVERHEARD SOMEBODY SCREAM... "KING LOVE" RIGHT BEFORE THE SHOOTING!


www.shavedlongcock.blogspot.com

8/18/2008 02:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO, You've done it again!!!!Kudos, SCC. I just hope that dipshit Crump-Hales sees this shit.

8/18/2008 04:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One dead after shooting near Rock ‘n’ Roll McDonald's.

Oh, it's on now!

8/18/2008 05:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I work in 003...thanks for making us the joke of the city boss!!! Keep the ideas rollin!!!!!

8/18/2008 07:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can someone do a CHALKIE type thing to the tune of the Monty Python "Bring Out Your Dead" skit, using City garbage carts and Patronage hack Streets and San workers? Come on, pleeeeease???

8/18/2008 07:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was the trans fat controversy is what it was. Don't be takin' my fat away.

8/18/2008 08:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't you be disrespectin me with that smile boy!

8/18/2008 08:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clowns creep me out.

8/18/2008 08:24:00 PM  
Anonymous gacy's ghost said...

8:24 PM

Me too.

8/18/2008 09:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She has no idea what she has started! But I'm glad she has. More fodder for the pickin. Thanks Crump Cakes. This alone was worth your promotion.

8/18/2008 10:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Ray Bam Bam Winke say said...

Damn!!

Burger Wilke got him another confirmed kill!!

Where is your rubber Joe?

This was a good shoot just axe me. I can even show you the award i recieved for shooting him. That rubber was loaded joe, I could have been kilt.

8/18/2008 11:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The lines have been drawn and the burger wars are now officially started. It began last night at the Rock N Roll Macdonalds. Officers are advised to use extreme caution near both B.K. and micky D's.

8/18/2008 11:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I don't see the humor at all.

8/18/2008 01:54:00 PM

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then you shouldnt be reading this blog

8/19/2008 03:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

do cops in 003 get free BK?. oh wait! no more freebies thanks to officer starbucks

8/19/2008 03:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It gets worse with Lillie Crump-Hales. On any 3rd District shootings, an automatic notification is made to the alderman of the ward in which it occurred. What a JOKE she is!

If you don't believe this, I can get the copy of it from the C/O Book and post it for you.

8/19/2008 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The lines have been drawn and the burger wars are now officially started. It began last night at the Rock N Roll Macdonalds. Officers are advised to use extreme caution near both B.K. and micky D's.

8/18/2008 11:58:00 PM

What about Wendy's is it next?

8/19/2008 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My lord! He does look like 43B ( Sgt T.W.) can i ride my bike please?

8/19/2008 12:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She has no idea what she has started! But I'm glad she has. More fodder for the pickin. Thanks Crump Cakes.
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CRUMP CAKES!!!!!

BWahahahahahaha!!! That is worthy of sticking to her! COMMANDER CRUMP CAKES!!!! Bwahahahahaha!!! Ray Ray, eat your burger and THEN you can have a CRUMP CAKE!!!!

8/19/2008 06:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Notifications to alderman happen in all the districts not only in 003

8/19/2008 07:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Notifications to alderman happen in all the districts not only in 003

8/19/2008 07:02:00 PM"

Why would an Alderman need to be notified when the District Manager is his guy in the District? 20years ago a Alderman wouldn't even step into the station. Now they dictate who the DC is & run the district. THEREIN LIES THE PROBLEM& YOU PASSING IT OFF AS COMMONPLACE MAKES IT ALL THE MORE TRAGIC.

8/19/2008 10:05:00 PM  

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