Saturday, August 02, 2008

(Don't) Go Greyhound!

  • A 40-year-old man is in custody in Manitoba after a young man was stabbed — and, witnesses said, decapitated — aboard a Greyhound bus travelling through the province overnight.

    The RCMP would not confirm the reports of beheading, saying only that a stabbing took place around 8:30 p.m. CT on an eastbound Greyhound bus on the Trans-Canada Highway about 20 kilometres west of Portage la Prairie.

This one is pretty gruesome. Other passengers fled the bus and held the door shut until police arrived.
  • Police cruisers arrived about 10 minutes after the attack began, he estimated, and officers began directing passengers to school buses to take them to a hotel in Brandon.

    "While we were waiting on the side of the road, [the attacker] was taunting the police with the head in his hand," said Caton.

We don't know for sure, but if some guy is taunting us with a head, he's going to get lit up. We're pretty sure we could beat it in court somehow. Corporation Counsel, however, would settle the case for a cool million bucks.

29 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have inadvertently given the cruiser fool ammunition SCC:

Police cruisers arrived about 10 minutes after the attack began, he estimated, and officers began directing passengers to school buses to take them to a hotel in Brandon.

8/02/2008 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There really is a Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

There have been some really strange anti-police court cases in Canada. Like a constable being criminally prosecuted for firing an almost immediate second shot at an armed offender.

8/02/2008 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

corporation council, I am on there side as long as it dont come outta my pocket....so far so good 2 for 2

8/02/2008 02:18:00 AM  
Blogger Too Many Rectums said...

But SCC, gun control and the denial of concealed carry permit works in Canada! WRONG!
I will say something in the offender's defense. Reports indicate that the victim had an I-pod. Make a note everybody: Keep the volume of your I-pod down, otherwise you could be the next victim!

8/02/2008 06:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy headless horseman Batman!!!

Something tells me that da mayor might cut off the Supt's head soon at City Hall. Then we can take of business.

8/02/2008 07:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, sometimes we all need a little head.

8/02/2008 08:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's the psycho "they" hired to attend that bosses meeting 7 Aug.
Was on his way, but couldn't contain himself......

8/02/2008 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BRING ME THE HEAD OF THE STUTTERING PRICK ON A SILVER PLATTER.

8/02/2008 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh, now why would you "light up" someone who is taunting you with a severed head? Insulting, yes, but threatening? I don't think so.

But maybe I don't understand the weapons potential of a severed head. Perhaps the City should propose an ordinance banning severed heads without proper credentials and a mandatory 15 day waiting period.

8/02/2008 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there is no such thing as bad head...some are just better than others

8/02/2008 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CALL 911...THIS IS A JOB FOR THE HEAD DETECTIVE!

8/02/2008 09:24:00 AM  
Blogger Rue St. Michel said...

Gee -- No physical description of attacker, no name, nothing.

My is that his religion of choice begins with an I and ends in slam.

If he was a white Christian male, they would have plastered his mugshot all over the place by now.

8/02/2008 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You have inadvertently given the cruiser fool ammunition SCC:

Police cruisers arrived about 10 minutes after the attack began, he estimated, and officers began directing passengers to school buses to take them to a hotel in Brandon.

8/02/2008 12:43:00 AM"


Or maybe identified the 'cruiser fool' as a Canadian?

Ay?

8/02/2008 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We don't know for sure, but if some guy is taunting us with a head, he's going to get lit up.

Just curious...Why? Because the head is in mortal danger?
Because the psycho dipstick really, REALLY deserves it?
If only it were that easy.

8/02/2008 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
He's the psycho "they" hired to attend that bosses meeting 7 Aug.
Was on his way, but couldn't contain himself......

8/02/2008 08:47:00 AM

Damn that's funny.

8/02/2008 11:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did Chalkie pack his bags and go to Canada for a stint??

8/02/2008 11:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SOUNDS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR THE MOUNTIES TO CALL IN THE HEAD DETECTIVE.........................

8/02/2008 12:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And can you believe not ONE person on that bus tried to stop the attack apparently? WTF? And the offender was Viet Namese or Cambodian. Photo in the Tribune this morning. Victim 22 years old.

8/02/2008 02:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Did Chalkie pack his bags and go to Canada for a stint??

8/02/2008 11:54:00 AM"


Chalkie has cousins everywhere.


Dat guy sure gets around.


Prolific, that's Chalkie.

8/02/2008 04:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least the passengers had the good sense to keep the door shut, locking this lunatic inside until the police arrived.

8/02/2008 05:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was Snidely Whiplash the offender?

8/02/2008 06:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SOUNDS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR THE MOUNTIES TO CALL IN THE HEAD DETECTIVE"

Det. Longcock is on the scene

8/02/2008 06:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think knives are the least of Greyhound's worrys. HOBOs are the real problem.


SRT

8/02/2008 07:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is why public tranist will never really catch on in this country. I'll continue to commute alone, thank you, in my air conditioned car even if gas goes to $20.00 per gallon. Don't make me get on a smelly, crowded, noisy, lerching bus filled with I don't know who. I'll happily take my chances on the Stevenson.

8/02/2008 08:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, and I though it was bad here in Chicago. Our psychos are much more politically correct here. Maybe Chasen went up there now to work, for the Mounties, as the new Dudley DoRight....

8/02/2008 10:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Keesing Bandit says---

I got some head on a Greyhound one time.

Now, kees me you fool!!!

8/02/2008 11:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I think they might have found out where those floating feet came from, A.

8/03/2008 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Latest news reports in this bizarre killing are that the offender, an Asian male, not only beheaded the victim, but was actually consuming parts of the deceased when Police boarded the bus and restrained him.

8/03/2008 07:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dudley Do-Right said...

Was Snidely Whiplash the offender?

Right time frame but wrong offender! It was obviously "Head-Lee LaMarr."

Oh, Canada....where the Mounties are brave and the Braves are mounted.

8/07/2008 07:12:00 PM  

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