Not a Homicide?
Hopefully, this is just preliminary paper shuffling:
- A 17-year-old Gage Park High School student died Tuesday, two days after his family said he was struck by a brick the same night that another Chicago Public Schools student was fatally shot on a CTA bus about a mile away.
- Bowens was taken to Stroger Hospital, where he was pronounced dead at 12:31 p.m. Tuesday, according to the medical examiner's office. His death has not been labeled a homicide.
Because last time we checked, bricks weren't just falling out of the sky onto CPS students heads.
Labels: crime
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
23 Comments:
Ray Bam Bam Burger Wilke said:
Remember boys and girls - there has not been a homicide on beat 2211 SINCE I arrived in 22!
And you can take that to the bank!
"Because last time we checked, bricks weren't just falling out of the sky onto CPS students heads."
LOL....true to the title "sarcasm and silliness"
Can't you see it coming? Bricks to be regulated and licensed any day now.
Oh, and taxed, too.
When J-Fed finally got around to removing the pile of Krispy-Kream boxes and the bones from the orders of Harolds Chicken that soon to-be Sergeant Masterson brought to Phat Phil daily he discovered the booklet on how to make a homicide into a death investigation, which includes the guidelines on how to ignore Pam Zekman's requests for information!
Phat Phil lives.
Maybe the ME heard someone threw up a brick at a basketball game and figured it was a sports related injury.
JFRAUD and the screaming skull will do whatever it takes to keep the city under 500 mrders this year. We are well over 400. So expect a lot of death investigations becoming accidental, suicide, who cares if someone gets away with murder (with our clearance rate they probable would anyway). As long as the mayor and J fraud dont have to admit to the real crime numbers.
New Order came from king richie himself. Due to the increase in homicides by stabbings and beatings this year and the fact that our homicide rate is up 25%, only murders by gunfire will be counted as homicides all others will be classified as death investigations until they can be buried in the stats later on. This will also make richie's case against gun manufacturers stronger because it will show every homicide in the city of chicago was caused by guns.
It's all part of the "Flying Brick Phenomena".
I saw in on an A and E special.
It could be a suicide. He may have struck himself in the head with the brick.
How about this headlien... "City Realizes Most Do Not Care About CPS Students...Tribune and SunTimes to stop reporting CPS deaths"
Pretty appropriate Id say!
anything to shoomz the public into thinking the crime is less in the city and that they are a lot safer than they really are.
sounds like what they do in the district where i live. making legitimate burglaries thefts, making aggravated batteries into criminal damage. unbelievable!
nobut every other crime is being committed on bt 2211 yu lazie mf er
OT: Shooting over here in 016 today at that Jewel/Osco strip mall at Narragansett and Irving. Shitheads running into stores to escape each other...shooting in front of the funeral home across the street...get me the hell out of this city.
Of course it's not a homicide. The brick didn't kill the kid. He had a pre-existing condition of which the offenders...oops, I mean playmates had no way of knowing.
This rare but prevelant disease is called Kilnbaked-clayitis. More comonly known as brick-a-phobia or flying object-a-phobia. Not a common ailment but can be deadly if the throwers of such objects aren't aware of their target's condition.
One good wallop to the head can prove to be fatal. No negligence on behalf of those who don't know of this rare head trauma disposition.
We'll simply chalk it up as a learning experience...19P!
hey..... at least they arent using guns
The city should ban all bricks!
I,
Eddie Burke, shall propose that we, the citizens of the City of Chicago, here to fore ban bricks from the city limits.
It shall be done!
Bricks Kill.
EB
PS: so do, knives, fists, hands, feet, baseball bats, pipes, wooden objects other than BB bats, razor like blades, autos, cell phones, acid, rope, trucks, busses, water, aircraft.....ad infinitum....
EB, Do you like my jewelry?
Bricks falling from the sky???
An aside:
In the early 90's Boston PD high lords began to trumpet a story line that by their astute management abilities and inspired leadership Gang Related Homicides had fallen dramatically.
11th and State panicked and direction went forth to find out Boston's secret.
Lo and behold t'was not a secret sauce in the drinking water but a magic pen...if the death was not the result firearms use it was NOT counted as a Street Gang Related murder. Knives, BRICKS, swords, lances, pikes, halberds, fires, falling involuntarily from high places, etc did not count.
Remember boys and girls the magic pen can solve any problem (it also enables loong lunches).
I do my best wet work with cinder blocks, crossbows and alpine axes.
It has come to the homeland, never leave home w/o a pistol!
Thanks City of Shitcago!
If I could me and my whole family would be gone from this shit city!~
Mr. SouthSide says---
"...shooting over at Irving and Narragansett..."
Welcome to my jungle latte drinkers.
No!! that's not it...
Lil' Joe was doin' some ektersizes, you know, back flips off of dem beds over in the lot. We'll we knowed he was runnin' too fast when it was his turn and all of a sutton he flipped off of dat big bed and landed his head on doze square rocks. He din't move and we was like, Hey, Lil Joe, c'mon get up and he was like, just layin' there wiff his eye balls all rolled up in his head. So, we ran.
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