Monday, November 03, 2008

No Murders for 35 Days

Here? You're joking, right? No, this would be Miami:
  • Midnight Friday marked the end of October and the news from Miami's homicide office was what didn't happen.

    No one was murdered.

    October passed without a homicide -- meaning for the first time since May 1966, an entire month went by in the city of Miami without someone succumbing violently.

Over forty-two years since they had a month with no killings. And way back in the 1980's, they were a hotbed of violent death. Remember how much trouble Tubbs and Crockett had cleaning up that town?

But what amazing difference is there in Miami that isn't in Chicago that might dissuade street assassinations? What magical cure have our Floridian citizens discovered that provides an almost magical protection to it's people?

Oh yeah...Concealed Carry. The streets aren't awash with blood; the "wild west" shootouts are nonexistent; people walk the streets with impunity conducting their daily business without a care in the world because they aren't relying on the government to take care of them. How shocking.

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18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It might also have a wee bit to do with having a real Police Chief.

Daley should have hired this guy or any other number of NYPD veterans. They demand results of their officers AND give them the tools and authority to get the job done. You know little things like radios that work.

Daley was right to bring in an outsider. He just needed to bring in a professional instead of "Unfrozen Caveman Superintendent"

11/03/2008 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If we just let the shit heads kill (gangbangers in layman's terms) each other for a couple of more years, we will go 35 days without a homicide. I love doing paper on a shit head homicide. Another problem solved.

11/03/2008 01:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is SO fucking ironic that you posted this. Just an hour and a half ago, I was riding my motorcycle & got chased by some *choice citizens* honking their horn & screaming at me...I had to hit 70+ on a side street blowing stop signs because I didn't know WHAT they wanted.

And I thought to come to SCC because I'm STILL REELING behind the fact that I'm a, um, Chitty employee who's NEVER been on the wrong side of the law & I have to walk around defenseless to this shit. MEANwhile, King Richard runs around with his staff of sworn bodyguards who get D2 pay to protect his leprechaun ass.

When's he going to pull a Jane Byrne & see what his law-abiding citizens have to deal with on a daily basis partly due to his on-going gun-control agenda???

11/03/2008 01:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what will they put on "48 Hours"? No murders?

11/03/2008 05:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey we have no murders for 35 MINUTES here! If we had a real boss, and a real mayor not one with 50 sheep behind him, we could make it happen! We have no cars,junk radios, an exempt structure that maes reno 911 look like a real department!

11/03/2008 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And I thought to come to SCC because I'm STILL REELING behind the fact that I'm a, um, Chitty employee who's NEVER been on the wrong side of the law & I have to walk around defenseless to this shit. MEANwhile, King Richard runs around with his staff of sworn bodyguards who get D2 pay to protect his leprechaun ass.

When's he going to pull a Jane Byrne & see what his law-abiding citizens have to deal with on a daily basis partly due to his on-going gun-control agenda???

11/03/2008 01:59:00 AM

Sorry son but they get D3 pay.

11/03/2008 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was a murderer mass exodus to Chicago 35 days ago! Blaaaaaaaahahahahahahacahamhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

11/03/2008 11:32:00 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Now with several of the other cities and towns dropping their pistol bans and c.c. permit bans Chicago is the only place to be if you are a criminal. I once did security for a speaker of the houses mother but in Chicago I am not allowed to defend myself from these rampant "shitheads" in my city. C.P.D. officers are great and trying very hard but It would be nice if citizens could play a role in our own preservation.

11/03/2008 04:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhh, Bad news, SCC. I was recently in Miami. People do not walk the streets with impunity or without a care in the world. No way.

11/03/2008 05:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy packing mimi Batman!!!

Give everyone a gun and see how peaceful this town will get.

11/03/2008 06:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Keesing Bandit says---

I walk the streets of South Beach with impunity and without a care.

Now, kees me you fool!!!

11/03/2008 06:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm suprised was in Miami last month, what a shithole.Had to pay the hotel shuttle driver to take me to a liquor store safely...took a plane no gun.

11/03/2008 08:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
And I thought to come to SCC because I'm STILL REELING behind the fact that I'm a, um, Chitty employee who's NEVER been on the wrong side of the law & I have to walk around defenseless to this shit. MEANwhile, King Richard runs around with his staff of sworn bodyguards who get D2 pay to protect his leprechaun ass.

When's he going to pull a Jane Byrne & see what his law-abiding citizens have to deal with on a daily basis partly due to his on-going gun-control agenda???

11/03/2008 01:59:00 AM

Sorry son but they get D3 pay.

D-3 like burke guys, 2 on 3 off + all the great overtime!

11/03/2008 09:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But the government is supposed to take care of me! If Obama is elected I wont have to worry about having to stress out to put gas in my car... or pay my rent... or raise my kids...

11/03/2008 10:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Miami is like a drug. You feel good for a little while and then you just crash.

Man, I gotta lay off the sause.

11/03/2008 10:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

An armed society is a polite society. I see nothing wrong with concealed carry..in fact, I should send in the $$ to get my PA carry license. Reciprocity allows you to carry in a bunch of other states too, and it's only $25.

11/04/2008 12:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the murder rate dropped because of obama.

11/05/2008 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just imagine all the CPS dropouts with concealed pieces blasting up and down Cicero Ave. All yoose high school graduates should compare murder rates on a population ratio. South Carolina, Georgia are CC and bigger shitholes.

11/12/2008 06:40:00 PM  

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