It's an Animal
And now the Fire Department is going to take a beating over a coyote drowning:
An aborted water rescue of a wild coyote today left animal advocates furious with Chicago rescue crews.
After responding to an emergency call about 11 a.m., a fire department scuba team saw a figure moving on an ice-covered Lake Michigan, said Cmdr. Ron Dorneker.
As a department helicopter hovered above the animal, the ice broke and the coyote fell into the frigid waters about a half-mile from the shore.
David Holingue, who stopped to watch the commotion during his daily walk along the lakefront path near Fullerton Parkway, expected the divers to save the coyote. He was stunned when authorities called off the rescue.
It's a wild dog. We don't think it's even endangered in Illinois anymore. Lord knows we see a ton of them running around the neighborhood. However, city owned helicopters and dive qualified firefighters are at a premium and ought to be used to rescue human lives.
But thanks for making everyone forget about the cougar.
But thanks for making everyone forget about the cougar.
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posted by SCC at 12:02 AM
90 Comments:
"But thanks for making everyone forget about the cougar..."
--SCC
Yeah, you'd hate to have the crazies try to burn down Daley's retreat again...
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the two most dangerous dives for a diver are a river dive and an ice dive. no way in hell should anyone attempt an ice dive to attempt to save a wild dog... if it was a cougar drowning then i could see a diver going in for that! the fire department mad a great call by not putting there people under the ice to save the dog.. hope pita doesnt burn down another one of daleys lake houses!
Well if it was police helicopter 1 they would have taken care of that situation. By taking care of it, i mean shining a bright light at the coyote and then getting an event number.
Maybe Mr David Holingue should have jumped in after the coyote and tried to save it himself...freakin' liberal dumbasses.
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An animal is a life, too... And being that our fire fighters living the good life cruising the city 1000 feet above mostly have NOTHING to do, why not save this creature? No one's life would be at stake, as they are trained to go into the water. I guarantee this creature offers more to our ecosystem than most lives on the south/west side! He doesnt demand tax dollars, he finds dinner (usually what you wont or have discarded), usually comes out at night and bothers no one... he doesnt shoot up rival coyotes, hittimg some innocents in the fray, he really just wants to live and be left alone! He is the anti-west sider! He doesnt make our cause as police that just want to go home more difficult, he doent cry coyote-ism, and stage political rallies looking for everyone else to make sure the coyotes succeed. He does just fine on his own. His nuisance is an overturned garbage can, not a hell fire of bullets at rival coyotes and park rangers! He raises a family and those members follow the basic principal of living... He does not get food stamps... he does not cry about a coyote not having fair representation in government these creatures actually get by with what they have... they get by, leaving us alone, and survive natural selection. West side residents should follow their lead! This coyote and his lineage should be an example, should be the main point in Obama's next speech... I would have went into the drink and rescued this poor guy as I have more respect for his life than the life of many south/west siders! God speed, coyote... you truly are an example some of our "citizens" should follow! God speed Mr. Coyote you are a true hero!
Not a big fan of the bed wetters but y'all did a fantastic job. Go with God and sin no mo'
First the cougar and now this. It is absolutely crazy how these animal lovers act. The way they carried on about that cougar being shot was absolutely insane. The same thing with this animal; the news will keep this up for weeks.
If they love animals so much, why didn't those roscoe village idiots take care of the thing themselves instead of calling the police? If those idiots cared so much for this one, why didn't they jump in the water and save him themselves?
Makes one wonder what else is important to pea-brain people like them. On second thought, no, whatever it is, I don't want to know.
But thanks for making everyone forget about the cougar.
FORGET ?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN FORGET ?
WE WILL NEVER FORGET, YOU RAT BASTARDS! YOU KILLED POOR LITTLE KRUGER THE COUGAR LIKE YOU WERE ON SOME FRIGGIN' SERENGETI SAFARI OR SOME SHIT !!!
HOW CAN WE FORGET THE IMAGE FROM THE NEWS CHOPPER, SEARED INTO OUR BRAIN, OF THAT SWEET LITTLE ANGEL KITTY LYING ON THE DUSTY STREETS OF ROSCOE VILLAGE. GUNNED DOWN LIKE A COMMON GHETTO HOODRAT !
HE COULDA BEEN SOMEONE. HE WAS AN HONOR STUDENT. HE WANTED TO GO TO COLLEGE AND BE A MASCOT. BUT NOW THAT DREAM IS AS DEAD AS HIS BULLET RIDDLED FUR COVERED CARCUS.
NO ! WE WILL NEVER FORGET !
GUNS DON'T KILL COUGARS. PEOPLE KILL COUGARS, YOU RAT BASTARDS !
poor coyote, he got tired of eating all the rats in the alleys on michigan avenue so he went on a little ice fishing expedition. rest in peace my furry friend.
Damn firemen! Those bumbs had to get back for lunch ya know. They should of had two helos three boats and five fire trucks out there saving god's creature. So what if a fireman gives his life for such a cause. That's what their paid for.
F-ing Lincoln park jags. What first responders do isn't a game. People can die in these situations. Next time runner guy, jump in yourself and we'll send the chopper for you after we get the sick seagull off of the water crib.
Putz!
Coyotes kill and eat domestic animals such as cats and dogs. They are a danger to the community. They also have attacked small children and adults. There should be a shoot on site order for theses pests!
A helicopter or a trained dive rescue officer is worth more than than this canine garbage running around! Flight officers (not CPD cause it never flys) and divers have families and loved ones.
So if it was rescued it would have been taken to animal cruelty and destroyed. Easier and cheaper to let nature do it's course!!!
I'd volunteer to shoot it but the dept. already owes me 4 45 rounds that they don't have to replace my ammo used in extermination!!!!
Calls of two coyotes, "not the Mexican human smuggling kind" at Marquette Park on Monday.
Fox and Coyote spotted in Durkin Park neighborhood recently also. Seems the animals are taking over the south side.
So many animals die in Chicago all the time.
Not that I don't feel bad that the animal lost its life, but human life is much more important.
If the idiots that were standing there bitching were so concerned, why didn't they jump in to save the beast.
It doesn't matter which uniform is worn - P/O or FF - you're damned if you do, damned if you don't.
You all be safe out there.
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Wanted for questioning in the attempt kidnapping of a poodle is a cougar/mountain lion, 3ft tall 160 pounds tan haired, believed to be in possession of a small framed Semi Auto pistol last seen in the area of.....
That cougar was holding its side when it ran and refused several commands to stop. The cougar turned in the direction of uniformed members and would not show its paws after several commands to do so. Several shots were fired and the remains of the Animal rights activists were removed to the cook County medical examiners office for forensic autopsy. end.
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Them Wild Dogs are Just a Appetizer For Me, YUM YUM
It's a fuckin' coyote people . Who the fuck cares about a wild coyote that will eat your little Yorkies. Get a life and complain about other shit .WTF ! You PETA people make me sick !
Only 1* and it ain't for a coyote!
If they had guns they could have shot it.
The tree huggers will be up in arms.
I was reading the comments on the Trib website regarding this story and was not suprised how many softballs were angry that the CFD aborted the mission to save the coyote. A CFD helicopter already crashed a couple of years back at the lake front (thankfully with no deaths) and people are going crazy about an animal that they would probably run over with their car because they are too busy talking on their cell phone.
It's such a shame they let such a majestic animal die.
Sarcasm.
Oh no, these city workers should get more training. They must help all little creatures.
Why didnt Cmdr Doorknob ride his bike out there,throw the fox on the handlebars & be done with it??
Calls of two coyotes, "not the Mexican human smuggling kind" at Marquette Park on Monday.
Fox and Coyote spotted in Durkin Park neighborhood recently also. Seems the animals are taking over the south side.
3/04/2009 02:03:00 AM
The fox in Durkin Park was my beautiful wife out for her evening walk
David Holingue, you are an idiot. Get your head out of your backside and if you want to do something, get worried about the dozen or so dogs killed everyday in Chicago by street gangs training them or using them as bait in training for dog fighting.
Not advocating animal cruelty here at all, let's talk this one through.
Diver jumps in, its risky at anytime, but in the ice, shhheeeet, then gets fuzzy coyote in his arms for a rescue, ummm, think that cute little vacinated dog you feed kibble to is the same creature ? So let's say coyote's natural instinct of self preservation doesn't kick in, or better yet is overridden by logic and coyote let's fire diver carry him to safety, what then ? Now where is safety, (I am not sure how CFD does it) but let's say they get him on a fireboat or back in the chopper, ow yeh, the rescure is over with then, I'd never fly in a helo with a fricking coyote, just a personal problem I have, then they let him go, say right there in Lincoln Park, ow yeh, that will work, the next ten years go by and some little dashcund becomes coyote food,,,jesus,,,these idiots just piss me off. Horrible thing to see an animal in distress, worse to overreact and risk lives to save them.
The coyote's family will now sue the City and the ACME rubber raft company. News crews were unable to reach the Roadrunner for comments.
Who cares!
Fuck the animal rights jagoffs!
There are plenty of more wild animals running around waiting to attack humans!
I hope they attack the animal rights advocates and bite them in their asses!
Proof that Chalky hates P.E.T.A. and wildlife!
tell david holingue to go pound sand. tell that yuppie bitch to risk his own life to save a wild fucking animal who would have eaten his puggle two weeks later. then mr. holingue would blame the police for not protecting his little shit dog. you do not risk human lives to save an animal period. typical liberal douchebag.
If Seiser would have responded to this call he would not only have saved the coyote, he would have taught it to roll over, play dead, and fetch the paper all before making it back to dry land!
Coyote or fireman.
That's a tough call.
NOT.
Risking a human life in freezing water to save a wild beastie......not a good call.
If it had been a kid that would be another story.
I live in an area where it sometimes seems as if they are EVERYWHERE! They hate train whistles, and when one passes, the volume of their howling is unbelievable! For the most part, they are very shy, and you rarely see them. It is true however, they will grab a family pet if possible. Lost count of how many cats have mysteriously disappeared!
As much of a nuisance as they seem, though, they do definitely have an important place in our ecosystem, rodent control, for one. They help keep the balance.
kinda' sad. poor thing. Life is such a struggle for them, from birth to death.
What's that Timmy? Lassie fell in the lake again?
In 023 on monday a man had a heart attack and had to wait because the ambulance was down on a drunk who was sleeping in the cold, city resourses waisted on a bum who wanted to get drunk instead of a tax payer. The yuppie who called has no idea about the big picture, just lets feel good now.
Coyotes are a F***ing nusaince and must be destroyed when observed near our homes. They can grab a 25lb child by the throat and drag the child away. Don't hesitate if you see one in your yard !
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4/4/07 Coyotes strike fear into some.
Woodstock, IL A coyote jumped over a silt fence and snapped at 8-year-old Brandon Schaefer’s hand when he was walking home from school last month, his mother said.
The bite left two puncture wounds, and the boy received five rounds of rabies shots, which left him feverish and vomiting. Brandon received his last shot Wednesday afternoon.
“If they’re going to attack my 8-year-old, they’re going to attack a 5-year-old,” his mother, Jenny Schaefer said, adding that the next attack might be more serious.
Kill Coyotes !
The humane thing to do would be to have shot it. These things die in nature all the time, like everything else does.
There's no way I'd condemn you or the CFD for not rescuing a wild animal. When these things happen, you do your best, but it's not worth dying for.
Anonymous said...
If they had guns they could have shot it.
3/04/2009 06:43:00 AM
Are you kidding? Firemen without guns. Dis is Chicago.
I would have went into the drink and rescued this poor guy as I have more respect for his life than the life of many south/west siders! God speed, coyote... you truly are an example some of our "citizens" should follow! God speed Mr. Coyote you are a true hero!
3/04/2009 12:33:00 AM
I believe you would have jumped into that icy water! Booze can make you brave and do such wonderful things!!! Stop by this weekend, we got that whisky in the plastic bottle you love so much. 69 cents a gallon!
Any citizen or media-hype who things that CFD should have made a dangerous rescue for a wild animal is fucking crazy and nuts!!! If either of them are so fucking concerned let them go risk their own necks. For a human, civilized or not, I'll risk my neck, but for an animal or to appease the ignorant - fuck no.
FUCK a Fuckin Coyote, they are preditors, and many states offer a bounty on them . Spend my Fuckin tax Dollars to rescue one? Are you fuckin CRAZY? Let the Animal Lovers pay the Bill. Not Taxpayers. INMATES RUNNING THE ASYLUM....
Please, oh please rescue the poor canine from the lake. Get him on shore, get him some food and dry him off. Then shoot the four legged rat eater.
IT'S VERY EASY, HAVE THE P.E.T.A. PEOPLE respond and use private funds to try to save these animals. Let em SHOW they REALLY CARE, by using THEIR money to foot the Bill, not the Taxpayers.. Lets see how much THEY really CARE, when it comes out of THEIR POCKETS,,, INMATES RUNNING THE ASYLUM...
We don't even have enough officers to man beat cars, now we're supposed to risk our Officers lives to rescue a mangey predetor, animal???? What's next, give CPR to a rattlesnake?
INMATES RUNNING THE ASYLUM....
At least the Cougar smelled good.
I like Chinese Food, but where are these Cougar and Coyote corpses going to????
In the Tribune article today the CFD laid off the blame for the death of the coyote on CPD and Animal Control.
Thanks CFD you screw it up and then say we were told about it.
For the PETA people, coyotes don't behave like dogs. That's why they are coyotes.
And who is going to jump into the icy water to save the first diver when he gets attacked by a scared wild coyote. Do these morons really think the coyote would just sit there and let a human grab it and pull it up into a helicopter without attacking out of fear and instinct?!! I'm sure the firemen were really excited about the thought of being trapped in a helicopter with a scared wild animal. Would it be worth it if the coyote went nuts in the chopper causing chaos and the chopper crashed killing all occupants?? Great legacy for their families, "My daddy died saving a coyote" Fuck the liberals.
He doesnt demand tax dollars, he finds dinner (usually what you wont or have discarded), usually comes out at night and bothers no one... he doesnt shoot up rival coyotes, hittimg some innocents in the fray, he really just wants to live and be left alone! He is the anti-west sider! He doesnt make our cause as police that just want to go home more difficult, he doent cry coyote-ism, and stage political rallies looking for everyone else to make sure the coyotes succeed. He does just fine on his own. His nuisance is an overturned garbage can, not a hell fire of bullets at rival coyotes and park rangers! He raises a family and those members follow the basic principal of living... He does not get food stamps... he does not cry about a coyote not having fair representation in government these creatures actually get by with what they have... they get by, leaving us alone, and survive natural selection.
Damn, that was pretty good.
As they say, many a truth is said in jest!
how the f^&k do you rescue a wild animal ? in the water ?
you would be attacked on contact.
assuming, after much effort, you suceeded, the animal woud be destroyed by animal care and control.
these people are complete and total idiots !
Well if it was police helicopter 1 they would have taken care of that situation. By taking care of it, i mean shining a bright light at the coyote and then getting an event number.
3/04/2009 12:07:00 AM
BWHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
God thats so true
12:33:00 AM
Are you soft?
Mr. SouthSide says---
Are you north siders that divorced from reality? First you elect Obama to bankrupt our nation and now you want to risk lives to save a coyote?
God help us.
Makes no sense to have everything there to do a rescue and not at least try to perform a rescue of any living thing. "F" for effort. I think they were just afraid of it.
I still like fireman better the police.
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This just proves what little value the good citizens of chicago put on the lives of those that protect and help them. They are not making any attempt to understand the danger that those rescuers would be in. They are more upset about the animal dying then they would be if any rescuer did.
Just something to keep in mind...
Did I miss something?
I was onscene and didnt see the wild animal go in the water.
I think someone is making this up.
12:33
Go fuck yourself you idiot. Your comment is so long, boring and liberal, I lost interest after the first line!!! Did you read the 2nd entry???
HE COMMITTED SUICIDE!!!
They hshould have called President Obama. He could have walked on the water to the spot where the coyote was drowning, gently picked up the furry, trembling, frightened creature, hugged it tenderly to his chest, and then walked back across the water, safely to shore. Then, in a final gesture of mercy, he could have laid on hands and healed its hypothermia.
Anonymous said...
12:33:00 AM
Are you soft?
3/04/2009 01:22:00 PM
IT'S CALLED SARCASM
Fur Balls said...
But thanks for making everyone forget about the cougar.
FORGET ?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN FORGET ?
WE WILL NEVER FORGET, YOU RAT BASTARDS! YOU KILLED POOR LITTLE KRUGER THE COUGAR LIKE YOU WERE ON SOME FRIGGIN' SERENGETI SAFARI OR SOME SHIT !!!
HOW CAN WE FORGET THE IMAGE FROM THE NEWS CHOPPER, SEARED INTO OUR BRAIN, OF THAT SWEET LITTLE ANGEL KITTY LYING ON THE DUSTY STREETS OF ROSCOE VILLAGE. GUNNED DOWN LIKE A COMMON GHETTO HOODRAT !
HE COULDA BEEN SOMEONE. HE WAS AN HONOR STUDENT. HE WANTED TO GO TO COLLEGE AND BE A MASCOT. BUT NOW THAT DREAM IS AS DEAD AS HIS BULLET RIDDLED FUR COVERED CARCUS.
NO ! WE WILL NEVER FORGET !
GUNS DON'T KILL COUGARS. PEOPLE KILL COUGARS, YOU RAT BASTARDS !
3/04/2009 01:27:00 AM
WOW. Is Stephen Colbert on this blog now ?
Commander Dornecker made the right choice and decision. Believe me, the CFD relishes good public relations all the time but to risk a human life for an WILD, potentially vicious animal is assine. The benefit of saving this animal is not worth the death or injury to the Fire diver. God Bless all our public safety officers, be they CFD or CPD, for they have a very difficult job to do on a daily basis.
I'M A P.E.T.A. SUPPORTER. (PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS) GOTTA GO NOW. HONEY, WERE DID YOU HANG UP YOUR MINK?
Anonymous said...
Mr. SouthSide says---
Are you north siders that divorced from reality? First you elect Obama to bankrupt our nation and now you want to risk lives to save a coyote?
God help us.
3/04/2009 01:32:00 PM
Thats because they operate on feelings not on common sense. They feel guilty about something and feel they have to make up for it for some reason.
to: 12:33am
re: the responding comments
Apparently, some folks have a very difficult time comprehending what they think they've read.
I've taken the liberty of adjusting the layout of your satirical comment, just in case these handicapped quasi readers might like a second chance at appreciating your keen, and, perhaps, a bit too, for them, cryptic humor:
"An animal is a life, too...
And being that our fire fighters living the good life cruising the city 1000 feet above mostly have NOTHING to do, why not save this creature?
No one's life would be at stake, as they are trained to go into the water.
I GUARANTEE this creature offers MORE to our ecosystem than MOST [of those] liv[ing] on the south/west side[s]!
He [the coyote] doesn't DEMAND tax dollars, he [the coyote] finds [his own] dinner, (usually what you won't or have discarded), usually comes out at night and BOTHERS NO ONE...
He [the coyote] doesn't SHOOT UP [fucking] rival coyotes, hitting some INNOCENTS in the fray, he [the coyote] really just wants to live and be left alone!
He [the coyote] is the ANTI-WEST SIDER!!!!!
He [the coyote] doesn't make our cause, as police that just want to go home, MORE difficult, he [the coyote] doesn't CRY COYOTE-ISM, and stage political rallies looking for EVERYONE ELSE to make sure the coyotes succeed.
He [the coyote] does just fine on his own.
His [the coyote's] nuisance is an overturned garbage can, NOT a HELL FIRE OF BULLETS [fired] at rival coyotes and park rangers!
He [the coyote] raises a family and those [coyote family] members follow the basic principal of living...
He [the coyote] does NOT get food stamps...
He [the coyote] does NOT cry about a coyote not having fair representation in government.
These [the coyotes] creatures actually get by with WHAT THEY HAVE...
They [the coyotes] get by, leaving US alone, AND survive natural selection.
West side residents should follow their [the coyotes']lead!
This coyote, and his lineage, should be an example, should be the main point in Obama's next speech...
I would have went into the drink and rescued this poor guy [the coyote], as I have MORE RESPECT for HIS [the coyote's] life than the life of many south/west siders!
God speed, coyote... you [the coyote] TRULY are an example SOME of our 'citizens' should follow!
God speed, Mr. Coyote, YOU are a TRUE HERO!
3/04/2009 12:33:00 AM"
EVERY LIVING THING IS THE SAME.
YOU KNOW, "THE CIRCLE OF LIFE" ROUND AND ROUND, WHERE,WHEN,HOW,
WE DON'T KNOW. THE COYOTE, WHEN
HE WALKED OUT ONTO THE ICE HE DIDN'T KNOW...
YOU NEVER KNOW.
BE SAFE, BE WELL.
Between the Official Bird Rescue Ladies headquartered at the former Meigs Field -- the nuts with the flashing yellow light on their car -- and the, shall we say, other beefy women muscling around in kayaks with the obligatory border collies (the taxpayers actually give them money to frighten seagulls away) there should have been enough Animal Rights genderpower down there by the lakefront to save ol' Wiley.
Who was that crazy Jewish woman who used to run "Animal Control" -- Halpern or Halperin or something. Where was she with a beef-flavored canine life preserver, huh? We're slippin' here.
Just like our CooKooo Mayor Daley stated you firemen and city employees are clock watchers!!!! Probably noticed it was time to clock off and called off the rescue. CooKoo, yes I said it.
To 12:28 pm Males preferred!!!F*&k you... WE women have balls there inverted and called ovaries.. I 'll run circles around you you old balled mother F&*ker
R.I.P. "King" The Ghetto Wolf
I knew the well.
Seiser drinks Lakes just to spit out Coyotes!
You know the same dog owner would be calling 911 about his beloved pet being in peril at the sight of Wiley Coyote running around in public.
I'm not happy the beast died by drowning
but mother nature's rules still apply here. Only the strong survive to procreate a healthy offspring.
That being said, the fire dept made a sound judgement call. It's honorable to give one's life to save another soul. But to have died to save a dog? To chance not going home to your family, risking injury that could leave you disabled ? Totally against the rules of nature.
don't you ever compare a born and raised northside chicagoan to these suburban liberal transplant pukes. these fucks are not from here, they move here. for the record the 41st ward (far n.w. side norwood, edison, oriole park neighborhoods etc.) is the only republican ward in the city. that's like saying southsiders are like the trailer trash from the south suburbs and indiana (no matter how close you guys are in comparison).
RIP Mr. Coyote.
Fireman #1 "What do we do with him once he gets in the chopper, won't he go nuts?"
Fireman #2 "Probably, he is a wild animal."
Fireman #1 "Screw this, lets go back to the house and lift and make spaghetti and play Xbox."
Fireman #2 "Sweet."
would have went into the drink and rescued this poor guy as I have more respect for his life than the life of many south/west siders! God speed, coyote... you truly are an example some of our "citizens" should follow! God speed Mr. Coyote you are a true hero!
3/04/2009 12:33:00 AM
Are you serious?? I mean really, are you SERIOUS??? Please tell me your joking and please PLEASE tell me you are not a cop. You would be the one who hesitates when it's trigger time. God help your partner if you work with one.
To rescue a coyote from ice , its done with a boat and a snare, not by risking the lives of the crew on the helicopter ! The snarling, snapping critter is held in one end of the boat by the snare to avoid injuring the rescuers...most of the coyotes limp due to being hit by cars, and the ones acting sluggish and disoriented are likely
infected with K9 distemper virus. They are not afraid of humans or dogs, leading to some being shot locally. I carry OC and a stimger light when walking the dog, as i prefer to not shoot dumb animals when ever possible...they are not afraid of the light anymore...
The coyote's family will now sue the City and the ACME rubber raft company. News crews were unable to reach the Roadrunner for comments.
3/04/2009 08:08:00 AM
BWAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
(gasping for breath........)
BWAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!
I think I just pissed myself!!!!
"Are you serious?? I mean really, are you SERIOUS??? Please tell me your joking and please PLEASE tell me you are not a cop. You would be the one who hesitates when it's trigger time. God help your partner if you work with one.
3/05/2009 02:29:00 AM"
If you mean 'hesitates' if confronted by a coyote, perhaps you have a point.
If, however, your 'hesitates when it's trigger time' refers to the other living creatures mentioned in the comment you've quoted, may I suggest that you read said comment again?
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We're tired of cleaning the Poop you leave behind.
Born Raised and will DIE a South sider.
My heart aches for the coyote. I hope Mr. Holingue never finds out that coyotes are hunted and trapped to the tune of about 7,000 per year in Illinois because they're furbearing varmints. In fact, coyotes are one of the few game animals in Illinois that can be taken legally with a centerfire rifle.
This reminds me of the Chicago dingbat a few years ago who wrote a letter to the Tribune when Wisconsin was thinking about adding a dove season. She would never, she sniffed in print, ever visit a state or spend her money in a state that would be so barbaric as to allow rednecks to hunt defenseless symbols of peace like doves.
Of course, she was from Chicago . . . and Chicago is in Illinois . . . and Illinois has had a thriving dove season for as long as I can remember.
It's a FRICKING WILD ANIMAL!!!! I love my dog that I have had for over 14yrs. but I don't want to see a fireman (husband/wife, dad/mom) die for her!!!! Please stop this non-sense!!!
I bet David was walking his dog and it chased Wile-E out onto the ice. If no one did nuthin the thing would have made it's way back and been fine. But the stupid yuppies over reacted.
I doubt the thing drowned anyway.
Liberal reaction...we were just tryin to help.
I would like to here how you rescue a coyote off the ice anyway
"I would like to here how you rescue a coyote off the ice anyway
3/05/2009 09:03:00 PM"
By leaving it the fuck alone.
Anonymous said...
In 023 on monday a man had a heart attack and had to wait because the ambulance was down on a drunk who was sleeping in the cold, city resourses waisted on a bum who wanted to get drunk instead of a tax payer. The yuppie who called has no idea about the big picture, just lets feel good now.
3/04/2009 09:34:00 AM
Very common!! Especially in yuppie-ville and a very frustrating part of a medic's job. Not enough ambulances in the city, they call us to get the bums off the l train too..................
True story:
We had an ambulance call in Lincoln park for "fell out the window and landed in the pool" we found a LARGE crowd huddled around-when we broke through the crowd we found that we were called to the scene for a DOG!! They were absolutely shocked when I told them we could not transport the animal in our ambulance! Told them I would loose my job(the dog was okay)-can't stand working in that neighborhood dealing with those clueless yuppies. Told the bosses to send me back to 40th and Dearborne and called the dispatcher and we laughed!
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