Lieutenants List?
Rumors of 40 Lieutenants. Anyone see a list?
UPDATE: Negative rumor at the moment. Soon though.
UPDATE: Negative rumor at the moment. Soon though.
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Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
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111 Comments:
woooo hoooo ! called my chinaman just in time !
keeees the reeeng !
yeah...I wish :(
This rumor is false. Sorry, but I just got it from the horses mouth.
Soon though!
AZ from 011
post the fu*king list now!!!!!!!!
I RAY HAMILTON BETTER BE ON THE LIST FOR CARRYING JFEDS HJOCKSTRAP AND WEIGHTS!!
Let me save everyone the trouble...they are all idiots, merit loosers, undeserving, bimbos blah, blah, blah.
Really, congratulations! Good luck and be good bosses. Don't forget to remind the troups why we do it.
40 LTS.?
This should be a real trip.
Who cares.
Just pick the men/women with the most worn out spots on the knees of their pants.
BTW--A guy named Brian Daley lives a couple of blocks from me...but he's only a P.O. A P.O. can't be promoted to Captain, can they?
See, I don't even know about those things because without clout, there's no way I'll be travelling that road, so I don't know much about how you get to upper ranks.
I still keep taking the tests, and scoring really high, but have gotten passed over for minorities, then they knock the list down.
just like more capts.....not needed!
Obama appoints cop-hater
as 'green-czar'
(MichaelSavage.com) The newly appointed special advisor for green jobs, enterprise and innovation at the White House Council on Environmental Quality is Van Jones, founder and director of the San Francisco-based Bay Area Police Watch.
Police Watch describes itself as "an organization that assists survivors of police misconduct and brutality."
Jones founded the group in 1993 as a hotline and lawyer-referral service for victims and survivors of police abuse.
A 1993 graduate of Yale Law School, Jones also is founding president of Green For All and a senior fellow with the Center for American Progress. Green For All says its mission is to build an "inclusive, green economy" that will solve "the ecological crisis" and lift millions out of poverty.
I understand that the U.S. Dept. of Justice and the FBI constantly monitor this site.
QUESTION: Why isn't that crooked as a corkscrew Daley now rotting in an 8' x 12' cell in Terre Haute?
OT
http://michaelsavage.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=4683
Obama appoints cop-hater
as 'green-czar'
just what we need, more supervisiors! when was the last time the promoted a class of detectives? You know, a little something for us blue shirits for once!!!!!
just what we need, more bosses to think outside the box, and further screw up the Dept. No Demotions for the Moron Bosses though, as long as they Pay-to-Play...
Nieves from 014 on it.. Great guy, no clout passed all the test and knows how to take care of his guys.. unlike other sgt'sfrom 014/ocd(315) no names Jose`
how about some police officers?
not a rumor it is bonified. i finally made it yo. they told me im in the next class. cant wait.
signed,
AZ
Off Topic What is up with OEMC? Zone 6 (007 &008) had zone 9(005 &022) transmitting on it 1400 - ? Was zone 9 inoperable or just a glitch. The zone 6 dispatcher Male seemed a little upset and normal is pretty cool headed. Did they correct it?
OT...Is it true that UIC is taking over the academy?
Why would Daley and Co. go on and on about how they have no $$ to hire new cops but then go out and promote? Creating more management jobs when there are less and less people to manage? Only in Chicago.
Hope the MERITS can shoulder the bars. "Good morning Boss" The Respectometer falls below zero....Yuck Fou!!!!!!
If you GOOGLE "Second City Cop", you get 117,000 hits. Not too shabby.
"Insignificant"? I don't think so.
Keep up the great work, SCC.
Chalkie is on it.
Who Cares!
Negative, out tomorrow and only 20.
any word on a possible final E.T. class off the old list? anyone?
I can't see them making quite that many with the current budget situation. I'd look for more like 20 to 28, and I think that estimate (28) is on the high side.
I have a feeling that a soon to be announced court order will temporarily halt lt promotions.
I didn't see nuttin.
Sgts class cant be far away will need a class of fifty at least just to keep up with attrition.
Someone with 411 please post if u know
Let's continue to promote more incompetent clouted people.
OT...Is it true that UIC is taking over the academy?
No, they are doing a comprehensive study of P.O.'s from recruit to 20 years on the job. They are trying to cover every aspect of an officer's life both on and off duty. It's a 20 year study. You can put that rumor to bed now.
"Nieves from 014 on it.. Great guy, no clout passed all the test and knows how to take care of his guys."
I agree, Nieves was good to his people and wasn't afraid to type up honorables for his guys.
OT: I just saw on the 10 o'clock news that J-Fed fired 4 recruits who had started the academy 4 days ago because he was unimpressed with their performance during gym. I know some people will say that we don't need out of shape recruits. But remember, these men or women gave up jobs and made sacrifices to start the academy.
We all remember someone that was huffing and puffing during "Welcome to the Gym", worked hard and came out OK. I have no personal knowledge about these recruits. I am just a little concerned about how arbitrarily J-Fed fires people.
It was the 4th day. Give them a chance. Especially when we are so short on the street. Not enough situps? I can't remember the last time I called time out while wrestling an offender to squeeze out a couple crunches. But then again, we have to make sure everyone knows Jody means business. What a stroke!
For him to walk in and get rid of people undermines the academy purpose. The academy's role is to instill teamwork in our recruits. What good will this do? Recruits will leave the academy scared of their own shadows. Looking to give up anyone but themselves to save their job.
This is just another indication that J-Fed is completely in over his head. I never imagined it could get this bad.
Looks like the K9 test will become a joke just like everyone knew it would be. Taking 50 from the oral and making the list??? Please...can't we have one legit test? SWAT was the closest this f*&#*ing dept has gotten.
Is this the number of lt.'s and capt.'s that the Weisel promised to promote in the PAX 501 in the beginning of the year or is he breaking the promise like all the other ones????
OFF TOPIC:
J-FED MET W/ LUBERMAN TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO STOP CPS STUDENT FROM GETTING SHOT!
2 COLLEGE GRADS THAT HAVE ABOUT AS MUCH TIME ON A BEAT AS A TRU WONDER... AND THEY R BRAINSTORMING TOGEATHER!
U GOTZ 2 B SHITTING ME!!!
WHAT HAPPENED I THOUGHT RIC FLAIR SUPER GANG FORCE WAS GOING TO CLEAN UP THE TOWN?
AUNT BEA INVENTION MUST BE UNDERDEVELOPEMENT... U REMEBER THE WAGON W/ CAMERA ON IT SHEEEESH.
SHE IS MAKING BIG DOLLARS BUT JACKSON IS DOING ALL THE WORK NOW.
PETERSON SEEMS HAPPY JUST 2 BE PROMOTED WHATZ WRONG STEVE NO KNEW IDEAS!!! HOW ABOUT A 12 HOUR RULE!
OR MAY B A RULE THAT PREVENTS DICK FROM SWEARING LOUDLY AT MURDERERS.
GET A FRICKING CLASS GOING MR. DUMP FROM OHARE!
WHAT ABOUT J-FED BUDDIES BRUST I THOUGHT HE WAS AN EXPERT IN SOMETHING CANT FIGURE OUT A LITTLE THING LIKE GANGS AND GUNS?
HE LOOKS GOOD WALKING AROUNG W/ A FOLDER W/ NOTHING IN IT EXCEPT BLANK PAPER.
SCC SOMEONE OUT THEIR HAS IDEA, GIVE GENERAL STEROID A CLUE BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HURT!
FRICKING TAHOES!?!?
"OT: I just saw on the 10 o'clock news that J-Fed fired 4 recruits who had started the academy 4 days ago because he was unimpressed with their performance during gym."
It's all about the budget. He can say he hired 50 this year but if he fires 10-15 of them before they hit the streets it saves the city cash and he still hired 50.
someone in 014 needs to give the two fuck ups in tact a talking to.......1406 team......j.a. and r.g. ..............they are going to end up getting their team in some shit or find their asses back on the watch. thats what happens when you put 2 year wonders in tact............
Anonymous said...
any word on a possible final E.T. class off the old list? anyone?
3/12/2009 09:06:00 PM
What about that Crime Lab "test"??
Anonymous Anonymous said...
OT: I just saw on the 10 o'clock news that J-Fed fired 4 recruits who had started the academy 4 days ago because he was unimpressed with their performance during gym. I know some people will say that we don't need out of shape recruits. But remember, these men or women gave up jobs and made sacrifices to start the academy.
We all remember someone that was huffing and puffing during "Welcome to the Gym", worked hard and came out OK. I have no personal knowledge about these recruits. I am just a little concerned about how arbitrarily J-Fed fires people.
It was the 4th day. Give them a chance. Especially when we are so short on the street. Not enough situps? I can't remember the last time I called time out while wrestling an offender to squeeze out a couple crunches. But then again, we have to make sure everyone knows Jody means business. What a stroke!
For him to walk in and get rid of people undermines the academy purpose. The academy's role is to instill teamwork in our recruits. What good will this do? Recruits will leave the academy scared of their own shadows. Looking to give up anyone but themselves to save their job.
This is just another indication that J-Fed is completely in over his head. I never imagined it could get this bad.
3/12/2009 10:27:00 PM
Hey stupid, these four recruits failed their power test. A pathetic test that any new recruit should be able to pass without exception...especially if they had come this far in the selection process, already passed the test at least once, and had MONTHS to maintain a MINIMUM level of physical fitness. They are NEW and have yet to prove themselves. WE don't need anymore half-assing slackers so early on in their careers. WE have plenty of them, already...and they are not all new.
need more indians......
cpd is in bad shape, really bad shape, from leadership (none), to equipment (bad), to staffing (shorthanded), to morale (almost non-existent)...almost everyone within the cpd knows it, almost none of the exempts will admit it (at least publicly, for fear of retribution (which speaks volumes about their character and integrity, or lack of same), much of the public either doesn't know of it or doesn't care, and most of the local media is afraid to report on it, for fear of angering da mare....it's the Chicago way..
not a rumor it is bonified. i finally made it yo. they told me im in the next class. cant wait.
signed,
AZ
3/12/2009 06:20:00 PM
if this is true, GOD HELP US!!! AZ is a clown of clowns! Go bribe someone else for an award! signed 012 ranger
Why would Daley and Co. go on and on about how they have no $$ to hire new cops but then go out and promote? Creating more management jobs when there are less and less people to manage? Only in Chicago.
you cant halt promotion... u need people in charge.. unfortunatly patrol has to suffer with no hiring and low numbers
New Sgt. test end of this year. Oh great I can study again !!! This time it will all be legit.
Daley wants all citizens to have water meters installed. I'll let the city install a meter on my nut sack as long as I can tinkle on Da Mayor.
Did those 4 recruits who he fired fail the POWER Test? If so then I agree, they just got passed it 3 weeks ago to get in, I heard they even called the recruits a week before to remind them of the POWER test the first week. No excuse fo that....BUT if he fired them just because he didn't like their performance AND they passed the required POWER, then screw him!
OT: I just saw on the 10 o'clock news that J-Fed fired 4 recruits who had started the academy 4 days ago because he was unimpressed with their performance during gym.
This is a joke or oversimplification I hope.
What channel was this on?
FRONT ROYAL, VA 3/12/2009
THE JOKER was shot and killed by a trooper after he refused a command to drop a pointed 12 ga. shotgun at police. The incident occurred today in Shenandoah National Park.
Anonymous said...
No, they are doing a comprehensive study of P.O.'s from recruit to 20 years on the job. They are trying to cover every aspect of an officer's life both on and off duty. It's a 20 year study.
Are you or they stupid enough to think anyone cares, or that it really matters?
Just start a new stem cell program to raise polite test tube police.
As far as more Bosses, no thanks, we already have a surplus of corrupt ones.
who did THEIR comprehensive study??
I bet Hamilton and Bill Bradly from the Superintendents office makes Lieutenant, probably one from each promotion group. Yeah, this is legitimate. Mike Masters already let the cat out of the bag.
Has anyone seen J-Fed pass a power test?.....It should be roll call training , I did it so you can!!!!!! Lead by example... Hey J-fed ever been on a good domestic?.Grow some balls an jump in a beat car for 1 week and go back to to the FBI. clean suit, new car, good equipment, no radio jobs or reverends!
First of all, there are no "rangers" in 012. Its a slow "p..sy" district. Please dont come on hear and be proud to work there. Rangers ... 007,011,010,008... but never 012. PLEASE.
Second, most P.O.s dont understand how short the department is on LT's. It was about 40 short, but now promote another 10-12 Capt's and you are now 50+ short... Budget calls for 276..thats almost 20% shortage.. It's like being short 1500-1700 P.O.'s ... Now, do you see what I'm talking about. Don't get me wrong, they need to make promotions and hire at all ranks/ grades. But they have been realy taking advantage of the Lt's in the depatment the last 2 years.
someone in 014 needs to give the two fuck ups in tact a talking to.......1406 team......j.a. and r.g. ..............they are going to end up getting their team in some shit or find their asses back on the watch. thats what happens when you put 2 year wonders in tact............
3/12/2009 11:11:00 PM
"Someone"? Since you brought it up HERE, how about you act like a man for once in your pathetic life and go give the "fuck ups" a talking to instead of teaching them how to be a coward!
List of Lietenants:
1) Lt. Bugs Bunny
2) Lt. Homer Simpson
3) Lt. Maggie Simpson
4) Lt. Santa's Little Helper
5) Lt. Marge Simpson
6) Lt. Rocky
7) Lt. Bullwinkle
8) Lt. Beavis
9) Lt. Butt-head
10)Lt. The Grinch
11)Lt. Fred
12)Lt. Barney
13)Lt. Wilma
14)Lt. Betty
15)Lt. Angelica Pickles
16)Lt. Tommy Pickles
17)Lt. Charlie Brown
18)Lt. Snoopy
19)Lt. Lucky from Charlie Brown
20)Lt. SpongeBob SquarePants
21)Lt. Cartman from South Park
22)Lt. Kenny from South Park
23)Lt. Bart Simpson
24)Lt. Lisa Simpson
25)Lt. Fat Albert
26)Lt. The Powerpuff Girls
27)Lt. Daffy Duck
28)Lt. Pikachu
29)Lt. Gumby
30)Lt. Betty Boop
31)Lt. Top Cat
32)Lt. Mickey Mouse
33)Lt. Pluto
34)Lt. Minny Mouse
35)Lt. Popeye
36)Lt. Oliveoil
37)Lt. Gerald McBoing-Boing
38)Lt. Scooby-Doo
39)Lt. Shaggy from the Scooby-Doo show
40)Lt. Underdog
Now people are interested in the list!
3/12/2009 10:27:00 PM
Hey stupid, these four recruits failed their power test. A pathetic test that any new recruit should be able to pass without exception...especially if they had come this far in the selection process, already passed the test at least once, and had MONTHS to maintain a MINIMUM level of physical fitness. They are NEW and have yet to prove themselves. WE don't need anymore half-assing slackers so early on in their careers. WE have plenty of them, already...and they are not all new.
3/12/2009 11:21:00 PM
SO DID ALL THE NEW CAPT'S AND SOON TO BE LT'S PASS A POWER TEST????
Anonymous said...
New Sgt. test end of this year. Oh great I can study again !!! This time it will all be legit.
3/12/2009 11:33:00 PM
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HaHAAAAAAAAAAAA, funny. with only about 100made and at a cost of millions for a new test. good luck in this economy. this list is around for a few years....like 5 or more..TRY MERIT..
Why not make P/Os Captains? Pinhead Daley has two P/Os making Commander's pay overseeing his armed valet corps.. Nice to be a made member of the Daley crime family.
Is it just me or does Brust make anyone eles's skin crawl?
how about another 40 coppers on the street....that would be nice!!!......yeah right
Watched "crimewatch" On channel 23, some training for bosses, there's a shot of some fat azz struggling to scale some pushed in bleachers about 6' high, check it out!
List of Lietenants:
1) Lt. Bugs Bunny
2) Lt. Homer Simpson
3) Lt. Maggie Simpson
4) Lt. Santa's Little Helper
5) Lt. Marge Simpson
6) Lt. Rocky
7) Lt. Bullwinkle
8) Lt. Beavis
9) Lt. Butt-head
10)Lt. The Grinch
11)Lt. Fred
12)Lt. Barney
13)Lt. Wilma
14)Lt. Betty
15)Lt. Angelica Pickles
16)Lt. Tommy Pickles
17)Lt. Charlie Brown
18)Lt. Snoopy
19)Lt. Lucky from Charlie Brown
20)Lt. SpongeBob SquarePants
21)Lt. Cartman from South Park
22)Lt. Kenny from South Park
23)Lt. Bart Simpson
24)Lt. Lisa Simpson
25)Lt. Fat Albert
26)Lt. The Powerpuff Girls
27)Lt. Daffy Duck
28)Lt. Pikachu
29)Lt. Gumby
30)Lt. Betty Boop
31)Lt. Top Cat
32)Lt. Mickey Mouse
33)Lt. Pluto
34)Lt. Minny Mouse
35)Lt. Popeye
36)Lt. Oliveoil
37)Lt. Gerald McBoing-Boing
38)Lt. Scooby-Doo
39)Lt. Shaggy from the Scooby-Doo show
40)Lt. Underdog
Now people are interested in the list!
which ones are merit?
List of Lietenants:
1) Lt. Bugs Bunny
2) Lt. Homer Simpson
3) Lt. Maggie Simpson
4) Lt. Santa's Little Helper
5) Lt. Marge Simpson
6) Lt. Rocky
7) Lt. Bullwinkle
8) Lt. Beavis
9) Lt. Butt-head
10)Lt. The Grinch
11)Lt. Fred
12)Lt. Barney
13)Lt. Wilma
14)Lt. Betty
15)Lt. Angelica Pickles
16)Lt. Tommy Pickles
17)Lt. Charlie Brown
18)Lt. Snoopy
19)Lt. Lucky from Charlie Brown
20)Lt. SpongeBob SquarePants
21)Lt. Cartman from South Park
22)Lt. Kenny from South Park
23)Lt. Bart Simpson
24)Lt. Lisa Simpson
25)Lt. Fat Albert
26)Lt. The Powerpuff Girls
27)Lt. Daffy Duck
28)Lt. Pikachu
29)Lt. Gumby
30)Lt. Betty Boop
31)Lt. Top Cat
32)Lt. Mickey Mouse
33)Lt. Pluto
34)Lt. Minny Mouse
35)Lt. Popeye
36)Lt. Oliveoil
37)Lt. Gerald McBoing-Boing
38)Lt. Scooby-Doo
39)Lt. Shaggy from the Scooby-Doo show
40)Lt. Underdog
Now people are interested in the list!
3/13/2009 01:40:00 AM
Where are Weird Harold, Rudy, and Mush-Mouth? Didn't the reverends get them in as merit picks? And I would think the Brown Hornet would have made it on score!
First of all, there are no "rangers" in 012. Its a slow "p..sy" district. Please dont come on hear and be proud to work there. Rangers ... 007,011,010,008... but never 012. PLEASE.
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You know what? There are no "rangers" in the Chicago Police Department. The only Rangers are the US Army Rangers and the Texas Rangers. What's next, calling yourself the 011 Special Forces or the 007 Delta Force? Dork.
OT...Is it true that UIC is taking over the academy?
3/12/2009 07:33:00 PM
Not UIC but the real rumor is that the city is planning on farming out the academy to the State or County.
3/12/2009 10:27:00 PM
Hey stupid, these four recruits failed their power test. A pathetic test that any new recruit should be able to pass without exception...especially if they had come this far in the selection process, already passed the test at least once, and had MONTHS to maintain a MINIMUM level of physical fitness. They are NEW and have yet to prove themselves. WE don't need anymore half-assing slackers so early on in their careers. WE have plenty of them, already...and they are not all new.
That test is fucking retarded. It doesn't mean shit out in the street. It's also totally unfair and biased since it's "requirements" are different across the board based on age and gender. Some 90 lb female has to bench press 45 lbs compared to some 200 lb man having to bench press 196 lbs... yeah that's a legitmate test. Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit. When it comes time to wrestle down pookie who just got out of prison for the 4th time in his life, who would you rather have with you? The 90lb female that passed her power test or the 200lb male that failed it because he could only bench 190 lbs instead of 196? Maybe you'd like to have J-Fed next to you. I'm sure he'd prove to be very useful.
Maybe with this type of news leaking out to the public, people will just quit applying for this job altogether. I mean really, would you apply for this job in this current climate knowing that J-Fed might have watched pumping iron last night and be looking to fire some recruits today because they missed a sit-up.
Anonymous said...
any word on a possible final E.T. class off the old list? anyone?
3/12/2009 09:06:00 PM
The 2004 test was originally scheduled to replace only 55 people scheduled to retire. As of this date five classes have been made exceeding the 55 after the third class. There was talk of a new test that never materialized and this year has the unit expecting retirements of about 10-12 persons from both north and south. The previous two classes were of 12. Traditionally the classes are called in before the summer, if you are not called by the end of June I would not expect a class this year. We have heard a class is scheduled for 2009.
Hey stupid, these four recruits failed their power test. A pathetic test that any new recruit should be able to pass without exception...especially if they had come this far in the selection process, already passed the test at least once, and had MONTHS to maintain a MINIMUM level of physical fitness. They are NEW and have yet to prove themselves. WE don't need anymore half-assing slackers so early on in their careers. WE have plenty of them, already...and they are not all new.
3/12/2009 11:21:00 P
And I'll bet that none of the four are connected or he /she would still be there!!!!Connected half-assed slackers are still OK.
"But they have been realy taking advantage of the Lt's in the depatment the last 2 years.
3/13/2009 01:12:00 AM"
HAHAHAHAHAHA. I'd love to be abused by the Department for 90K a year. If they're so severely abused why don't they resign? F'ng nervy but not surprising, CLASSIC BITCH ASS PUNK WHITESHIRT TRYING THE SYMPATHY ROUTE. SICKENING
26)Lt. The Powerpuff Girls
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I remember back in the day when the powerpuff girls led 13th District tact in contact cards.
Congrats girls!
Another ass backwards decision, let's see we're down over 1,000P.O.'s. Let's make more bosses. Less indians should mean less chiefs.
Now if this department made any sense at all they would hire 200 before you made any promotions.
Even with only about 100 taken off the Sgts. list, it has been up 3 years. Don't think they'll get much past 300 before announcing a new test. I feel many will get slighted again just like last time when it stopped at about 382.
Rumor: Shortshanks wants to get the Lieutenants to do what he got the Captains to do a few years ago.
For a few thousand dollars each in signing bonus, they would make the rank of Lieutenant part of Senior Executive Service.
In other words, sign all rights away for all FUTURE Lieutenants AND Sergeants who would be applying for Lieutenant. No more exam, just a clout/sham resume submitted like the Captain's process. The city would be able to demote, or to move and transfer Lieutenants at will. The malevolent midget will get his way, for a few dollars all new Lieutenants will have to be loyal to Shortshanks and his evil empire.
All the labor rights won over the decades will probably never come back.
HEIL DALEY! HEIL DALEY!
how about another 40 coppers on the street....that would be nice!!!......yeah right
be quiet & do your job..
WORD FLOATING AROUND 35TH STREET IS THAT THEY ARE NOT HAPPY WITH THE QUALITY OF SGT'S THAT HAVE MADE IT OFF THE LAST EXAM. AN UNOFFICIAL EVALUATION HAS DETERMINED THIS.
SO, THE ONLY WAY TO PROMOTE A BETTER POOL OF SUPERVISORS IS TO KEEP STABBING IN THE DARK WITH PROMOTIONAL EXAMS, EVEN IF IT'S NOT COST EFFECTIVE.
AS WAS MENTIONED BY SOME BRASS, "IT'S UNFORTUNATE THERE'S EVEN A TEST" LET ME SEE WHAT YOUR MADE OF KID!!!
No, they are doing a comprehensive study of P.O.'s from recruit to 20 years on the job. They are trying to cover every aspect of an officer's life both on and off duty. It's a 20 year study.
Probably hoping to catch an officer making a mistake to help the City fire more officers!
Anonymous said...
Why not make P/Os Captains? Pinhead Daley has two P/Os making Commander's pay overseeing his armed valet corps.. Nice to be a made member of the Daley crime family.
3/13/2009 02:15:00 AM
True 1 fatass mobbed up roti how did he do this? Is he a made guy? He also runs a car sales business and restaraunt oh no did he report it on the ethics form?
List of Lietenants:
1) Lt. Bugs Bunny
2) Lt. Homer Simpson
3) Lt. Maggie Simpson
4) Lt. Santa's Little Helper
5) Lt. Marge Simpson
6) Lt. Rocky
7) Lt. Bullwinkle
8) Lt. Beavis
9) Lt. Butt-head
10)Lt. The Grinch
11)Lt. Fred
12)Lt. Barney
13)Lt. Wilma
14)Lt. Betty
15)Lt. Angelica Pickles
16)Lt. Tommy Pickles
17)Lt. Charlie Brown
18)Lt. Snoopy
19)Lt. Lucky from Charlie Brown
20)Lt. SpongeBob SquarePants
21)Lt. Cartman from South Park
22)Lt. Kenny from South Park
23)Lt. Bart Simpson
24)Lt. Lisa Simpson
25)Lt. Fat Albert
26)Lt. The Powerpuff Girls
27)Lt. Daffy Duck
28)Lt. Pikachu
29)Lt. Gumby
30)Lt. Betty Boop
31)Lt. Top Cat
32)Lt. Mickey Mouse
33)Lt. Pluto
34)Lt. Minny Mouse
35)Lt. Popeye
36)Lt. Oliveoil
37)Lt. Gerald McBoing-Boing
38)Lt. Scooby-Doo
39)Lt. Shaggy from the Scooby-Doo show
40)Lt. Underdog
Now people are interested in the list!
3/13/2009 01:40:00 AM
I think these are already LTs.....
Naw, they're smarter than most LTs.........especially Bugs & Daffy........
Off topic... But did anyone read the article of Sanchez's attorney (former S&S) "The Mayor made me do it" (re:the hiring scams)....
Alls I gotz to say is boys and girls, KARMA'S A MUTHA&*&*(* DALEY!!!
Now people are interested in the list!
3/13/2009 01:40:00 AM
You forgot Lt. Crabs...always about the money me boy!
First of all, there are no "rangers" in 012. Its a slow "p..sy" district. Please dont come on hear and be proud to work there. Rangers ... 007,011,010,008... but never 012. PLEASE.
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Here we go another "Hero".I cannot believe this still goes on.Most of you "heros" in 007,011,010,008(??) are nothing but a bunch of fake tough guys to begin with.Yes there are alot of great coppers in those districts and this is not intended for you.But those great coppers will not tell you so,nor will they pretend they are so much better than any other P.O. out there because of where they work.They simply go and do their job then go home.Unlike you morons who have to let everyone on earth know they are the police..cause you are such a little coward you need the title to feel better.
This sound familiar?
1)You always go to out making sure you have some sort of CPD clothing on..t-shirt,hat
2)The car you drive is riddled with FOP stickers not to let other police know who you are, but so every ciizen knows.
3)You more than likely have a forearm tattoo...which is fine..except you got it after you became "tough" cause you work in the hood and it scares dude.
4)You still go to bars and brag you are the police and tell heroic stories of shootouts and kilos.
5)At work most people think you are a goof and a blowhard..but you make superior arrests and fight crime everyday just like everone else does..except you let everyone know it
Let me tell ya something hero..Who is a better cop? A guy that works the ghetto or works a slow district?
They are the same!!! You obviously do not know the diffrence.So take the needle out of your ass "ranger" take a deep breath and remember NO ONE CARES YOU ARE THE POLICE!!!! It's a job idiot..do it and shut the fuck up
First of all, there are no "rangers" in 012. Its a slow "p..sy" district. Please dont come on hear and be proud to work there. Rangers ... 007,011,010,008... but never 012. PLEASE.
Sorry ur so offended at them stealing the name "rangers", but what a dick you are for calling any district a "p..sy" district. Guess you forgot about Brian Strouse who worked in 12. Sure 12 may not be as busy as the other places u mentioned, but you need to be on ur toes everywhere. So think about your moronic statements before open your mouth and insert your foot next time...
"Why not make P/Os Captains? Pinhead Daley has two P/Os making Commander's pay overseeing his armed valet corps.. Nice to be a made member of the Daley crime family.
3/13/2009 02:15:00 AM"
Some of Daley's Pretorian Guards are talking to the Feds. Who else better to tell him about the Edu-Cap flights and other meetings.
Tell the truth boys, don't fall on your swords for Nero.
Hey, I'd work for Lt. Top Cat anyday! At least he has more time on the street, in alleys and gangways than most of these college-boy rubbers we have now. Jody and Shortshanks have allowed the majority of hard-nosed tough, street smart, bosses to retire or has let them know they're on the way out.
God, I used to love to be the police and now I can't believe what what a joke this Department has become.
Maybe Lt. SpongeBob too.....
SO DID ALL THE NEW CAPT'S AND SOON TO BE LT'S PASS A POWER TEST????
3/13/2009 01:53:00 AM
That is a great question. I though all officers promoted had to take a power test? Does anyone really think that a person being meritoriously promoted would be denied that promotion, or if they had open C.R. #'s that they would be denied promotion. Get real.
someone in 014 needs to give the two fuck ups in tact a talking to.......1406 team......j.a. and r.g. ..............they are going to end up getting their team in some shit or find their asses back on the watch. thats what happens when you put 2 year wonders in tact............
3/12/2009 11:11:00 PM
if you have a problem with them, quit being a pussy, strap on a set of balls and say something to them yourself?
SO DID ALL THE NEW CAPT'S AND SOON TO BE LT'S PASS A POWER TEST????
3/13/2009 01:53:00 AM
That would be interesting. require white shirts just promoted to pass the power test. Several of the new captains could have passed the power test with no problems. Apply the power test requirement to everyone.
how about the A/2 ANTI VIOLENCE TASK FORCE 2 guys from 003 they have maybe a year and a half on the job 2 broads from 004 dumped from the illiana task force for non production guys from 005 work dudes from 006 one guy was on the park car
Don't all promotions require a power test now? I'd like to see some of those Pot Belly out of shape desk riders pass the POWER test. CFD amb. w/ASL would have to standing by waiting for them to drop. Now do a station run for me....
014 No clout... HHHMMMM... Lets just wait and see...
SCC SOMEONE OUT THEIR HAS IDEA, GIVE GENERAL STEROID A CLUE BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HURT!
FRICKING TAHOES!?!?
3/12/2009 10:43:00 PM
way too funny shout-out.
We, the other tact teams in 014, watch you to fuckups all the time. Not only do you shit on other teams but you do it to your own team. You 2 year wonders need to get a clue and maybe look to some of the guys with seniority to change your ways. You 2 walk around like you got 20 years on the job and you dont know your ass from a whole in the ground. You will probably get dumped along with your sergeant.
Anonymous said...
Watched "crimewatch" On channel 23, some training for bosses, there's a shot of some fat azz struggling to scale some pushed in bleachers about 6' high, check it out!
3/13/2009 07:07:00 AM
Okaaay, saw the clip, neither one is fat. Jealous hmmmmm
bet Hamilton and Bill Bradly from the Superintendents office makes Lieutenant, probably one from each promotion group. Yeah, this is legitimate. Mike Masters already let the cat out of the bag.
The merit board didn't even forward Hamiltons name to the Superintendent, so if he makes it we know how legit the merit board really is!
JOHN HAMILTON
THATS ALL I COULD SAY
ME AND THE MRS JUST GOT DONE DECORATING THE LIVING ROOM JUST LIKE HIS
WE HUNG UP ALL OF THOSE THINGS ALONG WITH $2 WILL GET U ON THE BUS
I HEARD THE GUY AT THAT JOINT ON 115st HAS MORE NONORABLES THEN SOME PO,S
"I though all officers promoted had to take a power test?"
Nope-and they shouldn't have to. most older cops- who were around when we could chase bad guys- have been in enough car crash and fights that they might not be flexible enough to pass the sit and reach test. Should the department pass over someone with 20 years of experience for some three year wonder college boy whose yoga classes keep him limber? I don't think so. My supervisor does not need to run- they neede to guide me when I catch the asshole so I don't put my ass in a sling.
You have a Union that has protected you from such nonsense-sure I'd like to see people in better shape-and gyms in the new stations are a step frward to that. Let's do more yo make it attractive to be in shape. If you tied being in shape to being able to move out of the city- watch how fast we get in shape!
Illiana Task Force? WTF is that? Where do I apply, it sounds good.
The city has wanted to make all promotions SES for a while. The only Lt.s that will sign off on it for a little blood money will be the meritorious. The rest are as fucked over as the blue shirts but admittedly for a lot more money.
SO DID ALL THE NEW CAPT'S AND SOON TO BE LT'S PASS A POWER TEST????
3/13/2009 01:53:00 AM
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City wants it in the next contract:
"Section 25A–Physical Fitness Incentive --City proposal on physical fitness program to apply to all employees seeking promotions and to employees who agree to participate. "
CHECK OUT:
http://www.chicagofop.org/Contract/Proposals/2007/scoresheet.pdf
no more testing for lieutenants
all sergeants selected the same as captains
this selection process is fast , fair , upheld by the courts and approved at city hall
good luck sgt
We don't need more lts? Hey boss we have a spare one at the small airport you could take her and put her into patrol. maybe then she could work an 8 hour tour? Or maybe not? Great example! thought after 1 year boss j-fed you stated you would be moving some of this new boss example out! What happened?
Anonymous said...
how about the A/2 ANTI VIOLENCE TASK FORCE 2 guys from 003 they have maybe a year and a half on the job 2 broads from 004 dumped from the illiana task force for non production guys from 005 work dudes from 006 one guy was on the park car
3/13/2009 07:12:00 PM
What is the point of this post?
Here we go another "Hero".I cannot believe this still goes on.
A million thanks for that dose of reality. I work in one of the aforementioned "ranger" districts. I get so damned tired of these blowhard mfrs patting themselves on the back for no other reason than where they're assigned. Last yera, Officer Richard Francis (God rest his soul) lost his life, working midnights in 019. So, was he any less of a copper than some dog-ass in a quote "ranger" district? I think not! Anyone who knew him will tell you he was a copper's copper. He didn't need some fake assed, made up ranger designation. Usually, it's a dog-ass vet or some 2 year wonder claiming their rangerness. Good coppers and dog-asses are in every district and every unit. The sooner that bullshit "ranger" mentality fades away, the better!
Anonymous said...
First of all, there are no "rangers" in 012. Its a slow "p..sy" district. Please dont come on hear and be proud to work there. Rangers ... 007,011,010,008... but never 012. PLEASE.
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You know what? There are no "rangers" in the Chicago Police Department. The only Rangers are the US Army Rangers and the Texas Rangers. What's next, calling yourself the 011 Special Forces or the 007 Delta Force? Dork.
3/13/2009 08:16:00 AM
You sir are an asshole. People that work or worked 007, 010, 011, 015, are kick ass. I worked in 007 for many years. The best cops I ever worked with. They were always ther to back you up. Ther are peolpe that looked at me like I was crazy when I bid from a slower district to 007. People who work in these district are rangers. The shit you put up with and the things you come up against make you a ranger. The shit is in these districts 24/7.
Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
how about the A/2 ANTI VIOLENCE TASK FORCE 2 guys from 003 they have maybe a year and a half on the job 2 broads from 004 dumped from the illiana task force for non production guys from 005 work dudes from 006 one guy was on the park car
3/13/2009 07:12:00 PM
What is the point of this post?
3/14/2009 04:26:00 PM
Not sure of the post either and what the hell the original poster wanted to convey.
I know this much, my friend is a SGt in 189, and he said this team is killing them with numbers. They do 2 or 3 warrants a day almost 5 days a week.
I guess there are 10 of them on the team but only 4 of them are doing any of the work. I do know that two of the guys have just got 2 years on, that they lie about how long they have, and that one of the two is the relative of a big boss.
Not sure what the original post is about b/c this is standard all over the city and all over in units. Maybe half of the people there work — that is not a news flash. Same on patrol, 25 percent do the work and the other 75 hide like dogs.
You sir are an asshole. People that work or worked 007, 010, 011, 015, are kick ass. I worked in 007 for many years. The best cops I ever worked with. They were always ther to back you up. Ther are peolpe that looked at me like I was crazy when I bid from a slower district to 007. People who work in these district are rangers. The shit you put up with and the things you come up against make you a ranger. The shit is in these districts 24/7.
3/15/2009 10:28:00 AM
No sir you know what those people are called? The Police...
Hey Man, you're not a ranger, you're just a Dope looking for some sort of an identity. Grow Up.
We definately need MORE Supervisors, for LESS men, contrary to the REST of the WORLD'S Police Forces... It's Pay-to-Play,-the Chicago Way!
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