Right Across the Street
A quick-thinking clerk at a Loop Office Depot used her store microphone to alert customers and fellow workers that she was being robbed, and the robber ran out the door empty-handed today, police said.
The robber then ducked into a subway station and minutes later entered a Fannie May Candies shop across from City Hall, where he displayed a gun wrapped in a newspaper and made off with $350.
The man escaped in a cab and was still at large this afternoon. No one was hurt in either hold-up.
Broad daylight. Where was the mayor's body guard detail this time? C'mon guys. You're falling down on the job.
The Sun Times calls it a "Loop candy store," completely ignoring the fact that it's across from the seat of city government. Can't have the Olympic committee thinking it isn't safe.
The Sun Times calls it a "Loop candy store," completely ignoring the fact that it's across from the seat of city government. Can't have the Olympic committee thinking it isn't safe.
Labels: crime, sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:02 AM
12 Comments:
I thought it was an alderperson who was getting "greedier than usual".
Detail guys were at Starbucks getting a Venti Soy Latte and a scone...
Shortshanks wants his guys to look SOPHISTICATED
Then he would have gone crazy on them like he did on the officer who arrested the murderer in Michigan. They are there to be Daley's slaves, go to the store and get milk, go get coffee, go to Blockbuster for Daley's kids, drive maggies drunk friends home, pick the drunks up for lunch, take Daley to the Chicago club to get drunk with the Palumbos, the list goes on and on.....
hiflyer767 said...
Detail guys were at Starbucks getting a Venti Soy Latte and a scone...
Shortshanks wants his guys to look SOPHISTICATED
7/25/2009 01:40:00 AM
True they are there all they, with burkes elite (LOL) detail. Then the treasurers detail (who is she) comes in and orders looks like the clown posse!
The sawed off Chuckie Doll won't be bringing any bon bons home soon... How's that going to sit with the charity $$$ boardmember? Sounds coo-coo to me...
I heard that the bad guy sprained his ankle while making good his escape and is now sueing Office Depot.
Has every media outlet been strong armed by Chicago 2016 thru Daley? Doesnt the media exist to serve the public good?
Seems they get out the Thesaurus and edit stories to make it seem that crime isnt as bad.
11 years to go- Then I have the age and time. I will get free health care for 9years and 7months.
Already making my plans.
Attention K-mart shoppers: Armed Robbery in Aisle Seven.
OT for sure! How about a poll as to:
SHOULD SGT.CROWLEY, Cambridge Mass. PD accept invitaion from President Obama to sit down and have a beer with the Harvard Professor and the President?
My vote would be "No"! Make that Hell no!
Id rather have my balls waxed. Hell no I wouldnt go!!
SHOULD SGT.CROWLEY, Cambridge Mass. PD accept invitaion from President Obama to sit down and have a beer with the Harvard Professor and the President?
My vote would be "No"! Make that Hell no!
7/25/2009 08:30:00 PM
Anonymous said...
Id rather have my balls waxed. Hell no I wouldnt go!!
7/25/2009 11:00:00 PM
HELL NO
Then when the media comes calling don't tell them a damn thing. Wait for the movie or book deal and get paid.
Anonymous said...
Then he would have gone crazy on them like he did on the officer who arrested the murderer in Michigan. They are there to be Daley's slaves, go to the store and get milk, go get coffee, go to Blockbuster for Daley's kids, drive maggies drunk friends home, pick the drunks up for lunch, take Daley to the Chicago club to get drunk with the Palumbos, the list goes on and on.....
7/25/2009 08:39:00 AM
And "fat sammy" the patrolmen collects that check for commander,and then from the bar he owns!
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