Wrong Priority
Using a newfangled probability model, Chicago Public School officials have identified the 1,200 Chicago public high school students most likely to be gunshot victims -- and will direct millions in resources to help them this school year, Schools CEO Ron Huberman revealed Thursday.
"These kids are in trouble, and we need to help them,'' Huberman said as he unveiled a $30 million plan to stem the student shooting deaths that have traumatized the nation's third-largest school system for several years.
"By changing [student] behavior,'' Huberman said, officials hope to "almost totally stop the youth violence problem'' in Chicago.
$30 million spent to protect for what all intents and purposes are 1,200 assholes who don't want to be in school, have been socially promoted despite failing every single grade, constantly disrupt classes where kids want to learn and take up inordinate amounts of teacher time that could be spent elsewhere. As one reader pointed out, they are spending $25,000 per asshole.
Here's a better idea:
Here's a better idea:
- Sterilize each of the 1,200 to break the cycle of stupidity;
- Build a maximum security "school" with bars on the windows and surrounded by razor wire - it'll will get them acclimated to their future lodgings;
- Offer advanced degrees in "Expressway Litter Control" - it'll be great training should they actually survive into their 20's;
- Buy a term life insurance policy on each asshole with a big payout so the taxpayers actually see a profit on their investment rather than pouring $30 million in tax money that we'll never see again;
All that would cost considerably less than $30 million and the potential payout in insurance money would be enough to fund the Olympic dream.
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posted by SCC at 12:30 AM
41 Comments:
How many of these shootings happened at or near a school? 2 or 3, maybe? DEMOCRAPS...Stop the bullshit. You can't control everyone....30 million for what? To pay off the parents so they actually make them go to school? Man does this city suck!
"$30 million spent to protect for what all intents and purposes are 1,200 assholes who don't want to be in school, have been socially promoted despite failing every single grade, constantly disrupt classes where kids want to learn and take up inordinate amounts of teacher time that could be spent elsewhere. As one reader pointed out, they are spending $25,000 per asshole."
daley see's many recruits for the DCF in that group of 1,200 . many will fill aldermanic seats, many will be on stand by to be appointed to the position becaues the incumbent is going to "Club Fed". Many others will be recruited for his version of the CIA. They take an oath to never tell nobody nuttin & are willing to jump under da bus & do their time quietly. etc, etc, etc............
Dat Richie Daley couldn't pass the bar exam but he sure is a slick mofo.
"By changing student behavior"
Are you joking me? How do you plan on doing that?
Are you going to hire Jon Burge as a consultant? That's the only way!
You can strap them down like in "A clockwork orange" and make them watch violent films for hours while putting tobasco hot sauce in their eyes with an eye dropper. That's the only way.
I'll save the city 30 million, I'll do it for 3 grand!
Great idea...not you hueberman..youre a dipshit. you must have pics of daley in some compromising pose to keep getting these high paying jobs that you know nothing about.
Hmm.. Sterilization sounds bad. Instead of administering standardized tests that measure achievement, how about tests that measure raw ability like I.Q.? This could seperate the people who are naturally smarter and able to learn? Seems like a better use of resources to focus on them?
Wonderful. If this program proves to be successful, these assholes can live longer and create more illegitimate children for our tax dollars to pay for. Isn't it grand? I work at a high school part time and believe me, all school is to a lot of these mutts is a place to victimize the weak and score some ass. They cut 6 out of 8 classes, but are around the school all day. I dream everyday about when I'll finally move out of Crook County.
Watch for the 30 million to be funneled to folks like Ayers/Dohrn, Slutkin, and some "Reverends".
Its simply a bribe from the "organized crime wing" of the Democratic Party to keep the "radical/communist wing" on the reservation. Lets see who gets the contracts. It's about stealing and indoctrination of minority youth.
It has nothing to do with the teenage asshole.
Huberman and everybody else knows that.
Don't worry about it.
"Maximum Leader" will solve this when he generously speaks to the children of the State from coast to coast on Tuesday.
They're going to spend $25k/loser on this program.
Compare that to the $7,000 per year that CPS spends per-student on the non-criminals. So keeping the bottom 1% alive and stealing is worth more than educating the non-losers. I wonder how many of those 1,200 animals will shoot each other?
So the at risk students, also known as admitted street gang members, are going to get about twenty-five grand apiece?
Nothing to see here taxpayers. Keep moving on.
And don't forget to vote for the Democratic Machine!
How about the tried and true method?
Establish a Car Wash University. Cross train the 'tards in the Art of Vacuuming, and wheel cleaning.
Make the school for an appropriate length of time, say, a week.
Issue a diploma of real sheepskin, framed, and the cost should be about $40 per student, including the work release ex-cons.
CPS is like the lotto. you keep throwing money into it and get crap in return. this ''broke ass'' city finds money for everything.....except us. the freebie wagon is overloaded and we are getting tired of pulling it along.
Must have been a typo.
"$30 million plan to cultivate votes."
Fixed.
It took Hubie $30 million to learn these facts? Shit, I could have pointed out the same assholes in about an hour and I would have done it for $10,000.
Where does the city keep getting these Multimillion dollar federal grants for bullshit from? When is the city going to settle our contract with some of these grants? The city keeps hollering broke then something in the news pops up about a 25 milion dollar project (and the news is ALWAYS careful to say stimulus money pays for it), then Dayley gets on TV talkin about the ever-growing budget deficit. What is the deficit going to be in 2011? 1 Billion dollars. In 2016? 10 Billion dollars!
Give 'em flak jackets.
The ones smart enough to put it on are the keepers.
The others, well who really gives a shit?
I LOVE the idea of the life insurance policies on them! ha ha It could prove to be a windfall for the city and we might be able to get a raise!
What exactly is "a newfangled probability model"?
I went to CPS but didnt have a personal advocate so my math might be wrong but isnt that $25000 per at-risk student? Cheaper to rent a U-Haul and relocate the families to a safer town far away.
scc you are soooo wrong, you should be doing stand up comedy you are too funny to be writing this for free
SCC how synical of you. They're just kids for crying out loud. They didn't ask for these lives, society gave it to them and now it's our job to correct all the wrongs they've been dealt over the years. How dare you blame them or the lack of a quality upbringing for what is happening to them today. Their 15yr old momma and unknown baby daddy didn't ask for the responsibility of raising a child. After all, how could they since they were just children themselves. It's not their fault for showing a lack of moral responsibility or quality judgement in growing up. To do the right thing would go against everything they stand for. When else are they going to go out partying til 6 in the morning, smoking they dope and drinkin the remi? So SCC, I say let us all do what we can to give even more in resources to the underpriveledged b. Who else are you going to give it to? The kids whose parents actually did their job raising them the right way? Who go out to work everyday to help fund all these free handouts? That's just silly silly silly silly.
""Buy a term life insurance policy on each asshole with a big payout so the taxpayers actually see a profit on their investment rather than pouring $30 million in tax money that we'll never see again""
Lets see, my $500,000 policy costs me 340/year (20 year level term) 1200 bad guys * 340/year=$408,000.
Lets say only 35% of them are killed. That's 420. 420 times $500,000 each in payouts is...210,000,000.
I'm in for 102K, do I have 3 more takers? We'll each get ~52 million.
Better than the stock market!
Hmm... That's interesting according to Van Jones, Obama's Green Job Czar, "Black students dont go around committin' Colombine massacres".
Sounds like another socialized, trumped-up, wasteful, dumbo-cratic scam.
How about spending the 30 million on the NW side schools that haven't seen a new school, let alone a new addition for ages. The only thing we see up here are trailers for our kids and we are the ones that pay the hefty taxes.
The gang-bangers are there only to cause disruption. They don't want to learn. Why are you pouring money into something that already doesn't work? Kick these kids out of school and let the kids who want to learn, learn.
Where in the hell did they get 30 milion dollars for this shit?? Wheres my damn contract??
Damn shame they should spend the money on somebody that wants to go go college not jail.
here's another one: have their Daddys permenantly attached to every kid he has, so he can't do anything or go anywhere without his CHIDRUN...
Or, how about offering each 18, 19, or 20 yr old graduating high school $25,000 tax free for an on the spot vasectomy. It could be done in an RV like Lifesource uses. Because the $ would be spent by the beginning of the following week, the economy (Beefees, Personal Liquors, Tops and Bottoms) would benefit, and because the little honor roll students would be shooting blanks, the tax payer would save HUGE. Think about it. Credit for this idea goes to a PO in Filmore.
the statistic released by the Cityt no longer matter, as ALL normal, law-abiding Taxpayers know they are bullshit if put out by the City. The law abiding taxpayers also know that Daley's Kingdom has crumbled apart, and that he is now grasping for straws, and he will soon be gone, and that after the so called "Change" that has now come along, the real law-abiding taxpayers now see fully the SCAM perpetuated by the Democomunists, and soon, the REAL Change will be here, and the DemoCOMMIEs will not be happy, at all when they are returned to their rat-pile of rubble they came from. Only this time they will be there forever and won't get out, for the good people have seen, and will rectify what is currently going on. Witness the tremendous popularity of FOX News and the declining popularity of all liberal news media sources, the huge sales of Conservative Commentators Books as opposed to the liberl cracker-head authors, etc. The Theft and Rape of the United States by Socialists will soon be over, and, illegals, leave now and Avoid the Rush.[no Pun Intended]
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Hmm... That's interesting according to Van Jones, Obama's Green Job Czar, "Black students dont go around committin' Colombine massacres".
9/05/2009 11:51:00 AM
No, they don't. They kill 'em one at a time!
30 mil? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
This city....you have to love it..
Huh...whaaaaaat!
I swear, I'm changing my political affiliation...I'm now officially a dumbocrat..NOW WHERE MY FREE SHIT.. I told my kid to fuck off in school this year so we get a piece of the pie..We done won the lotto..
I picked Schurz in my unit's "1st CPS homicide of the year" pool. Any northsiders wanna give me some odds?
If they are sooooooooooooooo certain that these are the kids that someone wants to murder,
maybe they should just follow them around between 3:00P.M. and 10:00P.M. There are people out that are getting paid to be the police. Besides, if they attract trouble the police will not have to work too hard to find it and simultaneously secure the surrounding problemos.
Case Closed
O.K. I'm ready for the next question. I do not have anything else to do today so am taking questions on the blog.
Hmm... That's interesting according to Van Jones, Obama's Green Job Czar, "Black students dont go around committin' Colombine massacres".
9/05/2009 11:51:00 AM
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You mean the Van Jones who was just forced to resign over his inflammatory statements?
How about take 30 million and hire some new officers, then bring back the school patrol. Now they want Tact to patrol the schools on days. Oh sorry only the identified problematic schools. Sgts have to visit daly and meet with school official and put their name on his log, and he has to log his men there to prove that they are doing it. What a joke.
Soylent Green is a much better option.
When will some "leader" have the courage to state in public what we all know: The CPS, the CPD, the CFD and anyone else is not responsible for shitass parents!
When I was in grade school, the real Mayor Daley didn't have to ring my doorbell and tell my folks that school was about to start! Mom and Dad had our clothes and books, etc, ready by August 15th. The day the nuns were back from the motherhouse was Mom's day of Hope....Now we have all these supposed "community leaders" out ringing doorbells to tell these breeders to send their spawn back to school. And try to to shoot anyone else's kid on the way. Spend the $30million on these kids' futures: prisons and cemeteries, thanks to their mommies and daddies.
$30 million to keep the piece of shit alive who will rape your daughter or son the first chance it gets? $30 million for the piece of shit who will shoot a copper in a New York minute?
Ok. Makes $en$e to me!
015 copper
How about we send the potential future gunshot victims to military school? Teach them a little discipline and honor. I don't know about you, but I feel this is a waste of money! If they are ghetto thugs playing with guns already they have had a taste of the life and are never going to leave it to go work hard at a full time job for half of what they make slinging in the streets.
There's enough of the thugs in the military as it is, they usually have short unpleasant careers until they get court martialed for habitual douchebaggery and get discharged or imprisoned.
How about they ID the 1200 biggest shitheads and then shoot them in the base of the brain, saving time, money and possible collateral damage innocent victims(ha, it could happen!) and give $30mil back to the taxpayers. Along with the rest of the money wasted in the ghetto.
There's enough of the thugs in the military as it is, they usually have short unpleasant careers until they get court martialed for habitual douchebaggery and get discharged or imprisoned.
How about they ID the 1200 biggest shitheads and then shoot them in the base of the brain, saving time, money and possible collateral damage innocent victims(ha, it could happen!) and give $30mil back to the taxpayers. Along with the rest of the money wasted in the ghetto.
9/06/2009 11:34:00 PM
Second!
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