New Award
Well, we got a call from Stockholm last night. Seems there had been a miscount in one of the vote totals and somehow, we won the Prize for Literature.
We've posted the medal in our sidebar along with the other awards we've been honored to accept.
We're not George Bush, so we guess we've got as much of a claim, if not more of a claim to this prize than Obama has on his. We do our own writing without teleprompters, ghost authors or speechwriters.
We've posted the medal in our sidebar along with the other awards we've been honored to accept.
We're not George Bush, so we guess we've got as much of a claim, if not more of a claim to this prize than Obama has on his. We do our own writing without teleprompters, ghost authors or speechwriters.
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posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
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Congratulations SCC! You earned it, unlike Barry!
Other Chicagoland Winners in Oslo:
shortshanks won for BOBBLING THE 'LYMPICS and for the thieving he has promised to do until being arrested, prosecuted and incarcerated.
Michael Jordan won for STAYING HOME WHERE THE FUCK HE BELONGED and for promising to stay home in the future with his new slam and the forthcoming child.
The 2016 Olympic Dream Team from Chicago won for TOTALLY FUCKING UP ON THE WORLD STAGE, and for officially disbanding. Lori Healy will fly to Oslo in December and accept the award on behalf of shortshanks and the 2016 team!
J-FED won for FEEBING THE CPD and the promised feebing he will do in the next year and a half.
Fr. Ted O'Keefe won for ASSASSINATING THE PRINT VERSION OF THE CPD DAILY BULLETIN and for promised future modernization of a business for which he knows nothing, zero, zilch, and nada about the daily functions of said business.
To all others, better luck next year!
You're now ahead of Florida Gator QB Tim Tebow as a finalist for the Heisman Trophy. You're also favored for the Butkus and Maxwell trophies.
Ditto on the Irving B. Thalberg award from the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.
Add that to your Pulitzer, Emmy, Congressional Medal of Honor and three-time unanimous All-America awards.
Speaking of awards, how about that good attendance award, what a kindergarden joke from the idiot --boy at 35th St. Can I bring it to roll call with my show and tell project.
So, a coalition of reverends has decided to back Toddler. Why? Because they feel the one lone white candidate will win it.
What!?! So, they are acting solely on a racial basis. To hell with electing the best possible candidate, whether s/he be black, white, or chartreuse.
Hypocrites.
Jesse Jackson speaks about Obama's Nobel Prize
Some say with surprise
Obama how’d he
get a Peace Prize?
They say how could he have won?
With all his accomplishments
he aint done
Some say the Nobel committee gave him a present
For voting in the U.S. Senate
130 times present
But just in case you missed it
All his accomplishments
I will now list it
How about that bling,
He got that
from a Saudi King
Often he would scored
In a basketball game
15 point or more
Or how can you discount his dreams?
He had
for our Olympic teams
Or what about all the Community organizing he has done
Teaching inner city kids
being chased by gangs how to run
The Nobel committee Obama they did choose
Look at Bush
all he ever got was a pair of shoes
(OT) Plenty of gasoline and natural gas USA proves again why we are #1 why does'nt barry realize USA power??
Anonymous said...
Speaking of awards, how about that good attendance award, what a kindergarden joke from the idiot --boy at 35th St. Can I bring it to roll call with my show and tell project.
10/12/2009 04:13:00 AM
WHY DON'T THEY LIKE ME???????
Maybe if I give them an award?
Maybe then they'll like me?
AND THEN MORALE WILL SKYROCKET!
Yeah, THAT'S the ticket!
AWARDS FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm really a good guy! Like me! PLEASE!!!!
J-FEEB, HA-HA-HA-HA-, I love it..
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Speaking of awards, how about that good attendance award, what a kindergarden joke from the idiot --boy at 35th St. Can I bring it to roll call with my show and tell project.
10/12/2009 04:13:00 AM
Hmm. I dunno... I can't really fault a company for encouraging or rewarding good attendance. Should they have been attending to more pressing matters up at the ole think tank? yes. should the guy who has been to work 5 years without missing a day be rewarded? yes. I havent' missed a day since 99, when I was contageous.... Its nice to get reassurance that not hitting the medical for the superbowl, new years eve, or that rainy tuesday does not go un-noticed....Besides, there's a lot more to get upset over...
Did Obama get the Academy Award for best Actor Yet? If not, it won't be long.....
This a repeat from a previous post but I think I really will write this letter and when I find the address, snail mail or email of the Nobel Prize Committee maybe others can join in an vote for this...
I will nominate SECONDCITYCOP for the Nobel Prize for Humanitarianism in that he(or she) at great personal risk has provided a free speech voice for an oppressed people in a repressive criminal dictatorship that rules the city of Chicago, and seeks to rule the United
States and the world.
What the heck, with enough bullshit they might say yes and there is a $1.5 million jackpot attached to this. That would be a nice retirement bonus.
If they say no, it will probably come in a very regal looking rejection letter, suitable for framing.
P.S. Can we design a Shortshanks medal that looks like that too. One with his sneering mug on the heads side, on the reverse side a revenue collector fleeceing a homeowner.
What should we give it for?
Ooops! Forgot the Big "O".
Oprah won for AGGRANDIZING HER IMPORTANCE TO INHABITANTS OF THE WORLD ABOVE AND BEYOND MIDDLE-AGED AMERICAN WOMEN ALREADY IN HER POCKET and being rightly rebuffed by the International Olympic Committee (IOC), thereby, being of no assistance to the Chicago bid for the 2016 Summer Olympiad.
HOWZ DA DENZY COLE
Obama has won the Kentucky Derby, first time ever a Jackass beat out a Thorobred.
Off Topic- Just saw the transfer order. What did Engstrom do to get dumped from the gravy spot downtown?
Attendance award: Wear it proud if you get, because it shows how you didn't hit the Medical cause your "tummy" hurt, or "they gave me a late start two days in a row", or, "The Captain won't pick me up on management because I was on the medical six times last year so I'm just going to hit the medical if they dump me to midnights". Wear it proud!
Off Topic- Just saw the transfer order. What did Engstrom do to get dumped from the gravy spot downtown?
10/12/2009 07:45:00 PM
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She took on a big dawg, and lost. Not too smart, even for a merit hack.
He must have a horseshoe up his ass, his name was dropped by the dead line, which was 12 days after his inauguration... wow
Obama watched the Wisconsin/Ohio State game on Saturday & will be getting the Heisman Trophy tomorrow.
How about a year of perfect attendance you get an award...maybe 24 hours Time Due one the books. One day on the medical it drops to 16, two days to 8. It would cut down on Medical Roll abuse and give a sliver of morale boost.
While we are at it, here is an idea for our long lost contract.
If a sergeant gets a half hour of comp time per working day, then why shouldn't an ACTING DESK SERGEANT.
The temporary boost in pay should also be pensionable. That would be a nice item for a senior officer who is frequently an ACTING DESK SERGEANT. If that was retroactive, for someone who was about to retire it would be a nice pension boost. Is FOP listening?
if you did win would you say you didn't deserve it? would you donate the money to charity? obama didn't nominate himself or vote for himself. so why give a fuck? are you jealous?
gfy said...
if you did win would you say you didn't deserve it? would you donate the money to charity? obama didn't nominate himself or vote for himself. so why give a fuck? are you jealous?
10/13/2009 07:24:00 AM
gfy,
gfy back to you! is obama your bf or bff? geeze, you are really protective of the messiah! are you even the least bit bothered by the fact that the peace prize was never before awarded for potential, future, actions based on recent rhetoric, as it was in this instance?
essentially, he was given this prestigious award for his charisma, which is sort of like being labeled 'most likely to succeed' in high school or being given the title of 'miss congeniality' in a beauty contest or being given a 'perfect attendance award' at the beginning of the school year, rather than the end of the school year. It just does not make sense to most people.
leaving your obvious obama bias out of your answer, and realizing the deadline for nominations was on 01 FEB 09, which is a mere 11 days into his presidency, does his receiving this award truly make sense to you?
This is strange. I (unlike the people who normally comment here) support Obama, but there is absolutely no way he deserved this award. Of course, he didn't ask for it, and didn't vote for himself, so I have a hard time cracking on him for it. The Nobel Committee, sure, Obama, not so much.
how about a "jody" or "barack" award pin, for being on the job during their tenure. this ribbon would be worn on the buttocks/backside of your pants, so that evertime you sat down you'd get a little poke. the ribbon would feature a black cloud in the middle, with lightining bolts.
I. P. DALEY SAYS:
Anyone over 50 who stays off the Medical for 1 year straight gets an Award. It could be a ribbon with a doughnut on it. If you get 12 and then are maxed out annd retire at 62, then you get a box-shaped Award to keep the dozen doughnut awards in. Then you go hippy-hop into retirement, into the old-fogies home, and to the shuffleboard court, where you sing happy songs every day, with just an occasional F-bomb slipping out , usually during songs, bingo, and after dinner cookies , he-he, ho-ho...After dinner, tales about the Warrior Days, and nobody believes, but thats OK, most can't hear anyway.. Then it's time to change the Depends and go beddy-bye, wearing little pajamas with the built-infootsies in them. No thumb-sucking, there are adult pacifiers for that, or grab granny in the next room...
Can I be psyched yet, please ???
Based on his pitching performance at the 2009 All-Star Baseball Game, Barack Obama has been awarded the Cy Young for both leagues.
...and due to his efforts at bringing hope and change to entire world, he will be named World Series MVP.
does his receiving this award truly make sense to you?
no it does not. but it's their award and they can give it to whomever they choose. if their choice demeans their award, thats their problem. i just fail to see whats to be so pissed about.
no it does not. but it's their award and they can give it to whomever they choose. if their choice demeans their award, thats their problem. i just fail to see whats to be so pissed about.
10/14/2009 07:23:00 AM
because the award, bestowed by the nobel lefties, was not awarded for a tangible accomplishment, rather, it was, essentially, awarded as a pat on the collective head of all the citizens of the USA, as if we are a pet dog and we are being praised for doing a good job, in that, we elected a president they like. it is not only, as obama said himself, undeserved, but it is embarassing. obama should have declined, and asked them to review his accomplishments at or near the end of his presidency.
please tell me if you have ever witnessed someone being given an award for rhetoric and potential, as was the case in the instance of obama, instead of being given an award for an actual accomplishment. This award was the nobel lefties standing on their ear for a far left president.
Are the awards available on E-bay, yet?
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