Unlucky #3
What is it about the number 3 that seems to be so unlucky as of late?
- Aunt Bea was the #3 in the Department when her property was the target of a search warrant that turned up guns, drugs and her daughter;
- Steve Peterson carried the label of #3 in media reports when his house was broken into and his property was stolen;
- the 003 District has been posting 30 or more openings (40 last police period) for over half-a-year and can't fill a single on of them;
- J-Fed has a 3-year contract;
- J-Fed makes three-hundred thousand a year;
- FBI has three letters;
We're sure there are more instances of "3" having a bad connotation, at least as far as the Department is concerned. Have fun with it.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
67 Comments:
going number #3 is never a good thing.
I have written 3 tickets total in the past 3 years.....maybe
Hello out there fellow gang and tactical warriors!
Say what you will about the number 3 SCC, but 3 has been good to me today.
I got 3 honorables handed to me today along with 3 ribbons. I made 3 DOPW arrests today along with doing 3 TRR's. I drank 3 shots of Apple Pucker when I got home. Right now I'm watching Lethal Weapon part 3.
1 - I often have 3 jobs stacked.
(not funny)
2 - I havent seen 3 rapids this month.
(not funny)
3 - There are only 3 tickets left in my book of parkers...from...2003
(sorta' sad, but kinda' funny because one and two caused #3)
When Daley gets mad he has a hissy fit like a 3 year old!
Even though it's not connected to the police department...but
R - E - X
&
J - A - Y
Don't forget about
R - O - N
3 weeks from today the Bears will be eliminated from the playoffs.
33 1/3...
Hair gels don't know this, but before there were
I-pods, and Nanos, and CD's and cassette tapes, and 8-tracks and reel-to-reel tape decks, there used to be something called records and they were LP's or Long Playing and they turned on a record player that spun at 33 1/3 rpms.
Those were unlucky as well. They are now obsolete.
It will be three years before we get a contract.
Between me and my significant other we have 003 balls combined??
SCC, if anyone has seen the current diagram of the Dept. Hierarchy on the Clear system,
what's most shocking is that
MASTERS is listed as #2 in this
Dept. Imagine, the top two spots
being held by people who have NEVER
been the Police! No wonder things are so FUCKED UP! Also, I believe that Jackson and Cuello equally share the #3 spot, as both as
"Assistant Supts." or 1st D/S X2 in layman's terms. Peterson surfaces behind them, although you would never know it the way he back doors the two of them every chance he gets...I get the impression that 'ol bullethead
(the screaming skull) has an issue with female bosses on this job, but that's just me. Malloy was the same way.
Aunt Bea has had 003 merit promotions!!!
3 years to go before retirement..........an eternity,longer than the last 23
J-Fed has a 003 inch forehead!!!
Masters has 003 open CR's!!!
Shortshanks was 003 cities away from winning the Olympics!!!
eve has 3 letters.
DALEY STOLE THREE BILLION IN TAXPAYER MONEY.
There are 3 officers left in patrol
The IQ of our fearless leader is 3
The leader in activity at check off has a whopping 3 parkers
3 Sgt's voted "yes" for their contract
3 people will be at our unit's Christmas party
It now takes a minimun of 3 hrs. to process a simple shoplifter arrest.
The mayor is only 3 feet tall.
I wish I had 3 years to go on this job.
They are beefing up the academy staff for the 3 recruits they plan to hire in 2010.
Lets name all the worthless hacks who have had at least 3 merit promotions so far!
There are 33 openings in 003
I get a total of 3 hours sleep everynight on the 1st watch....
I wish I had 3 days to go on this job....
I havent been laid in 3 years.
Christ died and rose again in 3 days.
The CPD has only 3 real police officers working for it: me, myself, & I
I hit the medical for three days in a row (no note needed then).
I'm on my third wife, not mine someone elses.
I hate to make an off topic post but I just realized that in seven months and twenty two days I will be maxed out. Bye,bye suckers,lol!
You have to be 3 feet tall to get on the rides at Great America. No wonder the Mayor is always pissed off.
I take 3 dumps a day.
Det. Jimmy S. makes 3 arrests a day.
I went for 3 prostate tests in a row. Forget the second opinion, give me threeeee !
Maury Povich tests 3 daddies per momma on his DNA shows.
My cousin Hector is locked down in Division 3.
I get into my cruiser and nap 3 hours everyday.
1 day on the medical. hahahahahahaha, 2 days on the medical hahahahahaha, 3 days on the medical hahahahaha as done by the Count on Sesame Street.
High-class white trash has 3 teeth.
My lidar has caused me to grow 3 nipples!
It's been 3 days since I had my last drink. Hiccup bweeeeerp. Lt Scotchbreath.
Rub-a-dub-dub 3 men in a tub. NOT a good thing.
3 blind mice see how they run. NOT a good thing.
3 more years until the eind of the world.
the billboards in my neighborhood are in 3 different languages. none of them english.
The drop-dead date for starting the 2010 watch and furlo process is 3 weeks away, else 1st period change day will come and nobody, but nobody, will know what the hell is going on!
Just a side note tying into this "Unlucky #3" post:
The other day a comment was left by IrishPirate regarding the opportunity to oust Helen Shiller as 46th Ward Alderman.
"The mayoral and aldermaniac elections are 15 months away. In the 46th Ward we already have three candidates running against the Alderbeast."
1. Gerald Farinas a gay former aide to former Senate hopeful Alan Keyes. I know it sounds like I'm making that shit up, but I'm not. A gay man supporting Alan Keyes is like a chicken being the spokesbird for KFC.
2. James Cappleman. Ran against Shiller in 2007 and gave her a good scare. Gay, social worker, long time community activist. He and his partner are heavily involved in CAPS and the positive loitering.
3. Michael Carroll. Chicago cop. Peace Corps volunteer. Brother is an Assistant States Attorney.
"There are others who may run too."
Just a mention here that stacking up the ballot is one of Daley's favorite ploys to win elections.
If 10,000 voters vote in the 46th ward for 4 different candidates and 7000 want to dump Shiller, she would only get 30% of the votes but she could still win with 7000 votes AGAINST HER if they are spread between the other 3 candidates (About 2333 votes for each).
Politics is a chess match. Though I agree with the idea of getting PO's to run for elective office, I agree with the IrishPirates' evaluation of the race:
"I'll be supporting the Capplemaniac because I think he is likely the best candidate to oust Shiller. He's now an experienced campaigner and has been working hard to build up his support. If Carroll or someone else ends up facing Shiller in a runoff I will be supporting anyone not named Shiller."
Any way to get Shiller out is fine by me!
Nancy Pelosi is number three.
Holy shit!
Jesus Christ was crucified with two thieves.
It has been declared since "bad luck and death comes in threes."
With the deaths of Chris Kelly and now Michael Scott, if legend is correct, one more indicted legislater will die soon.
3 more years of Obama.
amount of years people have on the job to work tac = 3
Unlucky 3?
Federal witness Christopher Kelly dead under mysterious circumstances. Reported as an accidental drug overdose.
Chicago Schools President and recent target of Fed investigation Michael Scott, dead under mysterious circumstances. Family and friends say he was upbeat and NOT depressed. Initially reported as a suicide.
Who will be Unlucky # 3 ? Is there another potential threat to the Daley/Burke Crime Family out there who is thinking about singing?
In Daley-spin: #3 is high enough to be the root cause of all the department woes. Sacrifice the number three twit at leisure and assure the media that all the department problems will magically disappear, so there is no need to change anything else. Pay no attention to the two twits higher, or the midget behind the curtain pulling the strings. That’ll hold the bastards for another three years!
My pool car has 3 bald tires.
3 levels of performance colors RED, YELLOW, and GREEN.. ASK 017TH DISTRICT OFFICERS.
3 f, our best code
LOST IN "3"
"3" CARS MEET AT "3"AM TO NAP FOR "3" HRS AND FINISH THE NIGHT WITH "3" LUNCHES!!!
The best 3.
55 AND OUT.
Ike Carothers has 3 necks!!
"Rub-a-dub-dub 3 men in a tub. NOT a good thing.
11/16/2009 10:45:00 AM"
I'll bet the Keesing Bandit would beg to differ.
i take 3mg of xanax a day
I hate to make an off topic post but I just realized that in seven months and twenty two days I will be maxed out. Bye,bye suckers,lol!
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Outstanding, Congrats!! You should be able to do about 3 hours of work in your time left.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Ike Carothers has 3 necks!!
11/16/2009 07:30:00 PM
you mean chins??
one and one and one is THREE...one thing I can tell you is you got to be free..Come together
Shorty ordered the demolition of Meigs Field on 3-30-2003.
Police found the body at 3:15 a.m
His car — a blue Cadillac — was found about 30 feet from his body.
Daley said he has known Scott for 30 years.
. It has been declared since "bad luck and death comes in threes."
With the deaths of Chris Kelly and now Michael Scott, if legend is correct, one more indicted legislater will die soon.
11/16/2009 11:39:00 AM
Hey Mr.Carothers, hold onto this .357 for me will ya?
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