Rule #1 - Don't Attract Attention
A Maywood, Ill., man was taken to Jasper County Jail on Friday after a State Police canine officer discovered 30 pounds of suspected marijuana in his car.
Indiana State Police Master Trooper Rick Hudson stopped Brian K. Fortner, 37, at the DeMotte/Roselawn exit on northbound Interstate 65 Friday afternoon for driving 94 mph in a 55 mph zone.
Rule #2 - have your shit in order:
- Fortner did not have a valid driver's license and the car, which was a rental, was not rented in his name, police said. Further investigation gave Hudson an "indication of illegal activity," according to a press release.
Dude, where's your lawyer?
Labels: crime
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
16 Comments:
what usually happens to a guy who loses 30 lbs of product out of idiocy ?
stupid hurts !
I never go over the speed limit when I have 30 pounds of suspected marijuana in my car!
OT - Ceasefire at work
Mayhem Spreads Throughout City Overnight After Meetings To End Violence
November 15, 2009 7:51 AM
After community activists pleaded Saturday for a day without killing, violence erupted throughout the city after the stroke of midnight on Sunday, leaving at least two people dead and several injured.
http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009
/11/rash-of-violence-spreads-throughout-city-overnight-after-stop-the-violence-day.html
What a N00b.
Anonymous said...
OT - Ceasefire at work
Mayhem Spreads Throughout City Overnight After Meetings To End Violence
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Maybe they should change their name from 'Ceasefire' to 'MAYHEM' commemorating all the good our taxpayer dollars are doing in their hands!
some people have the stupid switch on 24/7 365!
If he had 30 pounds of weed in the car, the cop could probably smell it when he walked up to the vehicle.
Pretty hard to hide the smell, especially if it's a potent strain.
So what's the crime?
You can't fix stupid.
This guy and his ilk make us look good however.
In cook county= no probable cause
but he was a illegal alien so he should be ok.
"I never go over the speed limit when I have 30 pounds of suspected marijuana in my car!
11/15/2009 08:49:00 AM"
your neighbors must love you.
Thank gawd most of these guys are idiots or more of us would be unemployed.
He probaly thought is was a Moonshine run. White Lightning.
Do you ever think these dopes are the sacrificial lambs, while Barney and the boys are rubbing one off in celebration there compadres are driving semi loads by the stop laughing their asses off.
Now had he been smoking some of that stuff he would have been going about 30 MPH and looking for a fast food restaurant. "Up in Smoke" comes to mind. But then I'm dating myself.
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