Friday, December 04, 2009

Virtual Overtime!

Another wonderful story from the south side:
  • Commander Carter has placed an order in the CO Book that all officers must check their Department e-mail at least 2 hours before they come to work to keep up with changing conditions in the 004th District.
First up, since this is a "requirement," that means the City has to provide "first issue." We'd like to try an Apple computer this time. Those PC's are kind of clunky at times.

Second, be sure that all you 004 District officers fill out your Time Due slips - requiring you to perform job related functions two hours before your start time is compensated at one-and-one-half times regular pay. Make us proud boys and girls!

Third, we will provide the first officer who gets us a copy of this order via e-mail two free beers at the tavern of their choice.

The over/under for the page containing this order being removed from the 004 District CO Book is 12 minutes following publication of this post. So somewhere around 0812 hours. Sooner if someone pages Carter first - we might have a new Burger Queen on our hands.

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101 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The dude is nutso. He drove that place into the ground so far.

12/04/2009 08:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know we are required to have a telephone, but what regulation or directive requires us to have a computer too?

12/04/2009 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Burger King!!!

12/04/2009 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Robocops, finally a reality! Keep up to date with the latest wrongdoers! I just love America! Where else can you have so much fun for free! the Peter Principle is alive and well in the Chicago Police Dept! Just look around!

12/04/2009 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the greatest show on earth!

12/04/2009 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Hey, I'm Just Saying said...

Gee, isn't it the job of the District Manager or District Secretary to screen this stuff before the Commander makes a fool of himself?

Oh, that's right. They aren't the brightest bulbs in the box, either, are they?

12/04/2009 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dumb idea? I do not think so, if you consider yourself a professional. But, since the city and department heads do not treat you as professionals and do not compensate you as a professional, then this is a dumb idea. The city can't have it both ways.

A retired cop in business.

12/04/2009 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous West Side, Inside Do-Nothing said...

I'll adhere to this order under one condition: a video link is established between my PC and Carter's. That way he can see me sitting here naked, scratching my coin purse as I check to see what car I'm working later today.

Carter: another brain dead, merit hack, useless motherfucker.

12/04/2009 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You get to see how truly dumb the exempts are when they attempt to dictate policy without the approval of their handlers. Did anyone think Eric or the Burger Queen had any brains when they've been triple merit promoted?
What the hell are you going to learn from email that is so important that it can't wait 'till roll call, anyway?

12/04/2009 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"When I was in the FBI, 'tender age' was viewed as 8 years old. I always thought that was kind of young. ... I mean, how is a 9-year-old more street-savvy than an 8-year-old?"

Again this statement from our leader!

Hay cave-man, aka j-fed. Go back to the FED. We really don't back you and take masters, hamilton,dugan,tobias, oh-screw it take all the exempts with you because none of them have the back bone aka balls to tell you the way it is or the way you f-up.

JUST SAYIN not a FIREMAN

12/04/2009 09:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

remember office...you re always on the job!...

12/04/2009 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you kidding me? Another dumb ass clouted fuck giving ideas! How many more goofs in the exempt (way overpaid) ranks do we have?

12/04/2009 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does this mean we can now claim milage for going to/from our homes, since now they have dictated we have a home office?
Also, can we now order some nice office furniture like the aldercreatures have??

12/04/2009 10:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like hell i'm going to do anything even remotely relating to this job one single second before i have to go to roll call.
And what if you, you know, actually have a life outside of this job? Most of us are on the go and running from one place to the other before we get to work, or at a side job. I don't get a chance to check MY OWN email until late at night, let alone some department email that i don't even know how to access.
This job is getting more and more pathetic by the day.

12/04/2009 10:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Carter was an idiot as a recruit, and is the smartest man he knows; just ask him, he'll tell you.

12/04/2009 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous 29 and a day said...

Its idiocy like this that make me miss the job

Then its idiocy like this Idiot commander who made commander and Sgt and Lt and spells "shit " with 2 T's while I was stuck as a PO for 29 yeras that makes me glad Im gone

I cant wait to hear how this one turns out


Keep up the good work boys and girls

12/04/2009 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT...I haven't seen many free Bill Cozzi wristbands out there. Another show of unity fizzles!!!!!!!!!!!! I still wear mine.

12/04/2009 11:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please let someone have a copy to post to SCC... Also, it should be faxed to all other districts in case one gets destroyed...

12/04/2009 11:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh no! What a stupid mutt! Another dumber-than-dirt exempt member! It seems we have an endless supply! OMG!

12/04/2009 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that the same goof exempt who caused the City to be a party in a potentially very costly lawsuit where a P.O.'s constitutional rights were thrown out the window on a botched DUI investigation spearheaded by some exempt named Carter and the P.O. hadn't even a drop of liquor in his system?

With guys like Carter, JPUD and Brust leading us does this department even have a chance???

12/04/2009 11:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What "changing conditions?" 004 is a shithole and that will never change. What a dipshit.

12/04/2009 11:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hell, I don't even have a cellphone for department use. I'm waiting for the department to provise me with one. The shitheads get them free from the city so that they can make bullshit calls for service. I'm sure the department will give me one if they want me to call the dicks. All I have (officially) is a department issued radio for communication.

12/04/2009 11:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's for the supervisors not po's I have a copy of the original Which was resinded and the new one

12/04/2009 12:30:00 PM  
Blogger Det. Shaved Longcock said...

Many of these idiot bosses are actually jealous of us patrolmen and detectives. Us low men on the totem pole don't have to be glued to a Blackberry 24 hours a day. Jumping like a scared little kid when somebody higher than them sends them a message.

These bosses are being sent messages 24 hours a day OVER BULLSHIT. It wasn’t too long ago that when Mookie and Pookie got shot on the corner they were selling dope at, the Commander wasn't woken up to be told anything about it.

If this Commander actually ordered this reading of e-mails two hours before your scheduled tour of duty, that is a "Call Back" time due slip. "Call Backs" are worth four hours of overtime pay.

All this non-sense is the reason why the CPD started making such young exempt members. If a guy with 30 years of service was told he has to answer a Blackberry 24 hours a day, be woken up 5 times a night over non-sense and also have to put up with all the new department bullshit... Well there really wouldn't be too many exempt members left. When somebody only has 18 yrs on the job and can't retire, well then, they are a dog that is being told to fetched and retrieve the thrown stick over and over again.

12/04/2009 12:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How the hell do these incompetent idiots keep getting promoted?!

12/04/2009 01:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC!!!! Now I'm pissed!!!! You only offered me J-Feds left nut for the Burger Queen Memo I sent you. You are giving beer to someone in 004! I live on the Southside. Give me beer! Save the nuts for the Cub fans up North!

Signed,
Straight and Sober

12/04/2009 01:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do they promote these people?

12/04/2009 01:54:00 PM  
Anonymous HATER said...

IDIOT EXEMPTS!

THEY COULD ISSUE ME ONE OF THOSE FANCY CRACK BERRIES. THEY COMMANDERS ALWAYS LOOK AT THE CRACK BERRIES WHEN U ARE HAVING A MEETING W/ THEM NO MANNER!

TALK ABOUT THINKING THEY ARE IMPORTANT, U EXEMPTS NEED TO KNOW U R ALL EXPENDABLE IN THE NEW REGIME.

QUIT TRYING TO BE THE NEXT MASTER AND FOCUS ON CRIME IN UR FRICKING DISTRICTS. FORGET MISSIONS READ SOME MANAGEMENT BOOKS AND LEARN A BIT.

A HAPPY COW GIVES MORE MILK SAID THE PREGNANT WAITRESS.

12/04/2009 02:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just wait until every officer gets a BlackBerry!

12/04/2009 03:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want to switch days off with the Ultimate Tac Warrior. I know he will do it. He always wants to stay extra and his snitch (the bum he let go for shitting by the dumpster) always has info when he's RDO. He hates his days off too, because his old childhood friends just "don't get it" when he tells stories. Finally, you look so much cooler when you stroll into the bar with your police pants and turtleneck on with fresh stories to tell all the piggies at EPI and Teasers.

12/04/2009 03:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've never even checked my dept email once and I dont intend to start now

12/04/2009 03:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I once told someone many years ago when I worked with Carter as a PO that he was the dumbest cop I ever met.

12/04/2009 03:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another DO-NOTHING making policy! How stupid are you...o yeah, never mind. Must have gotten this idea from his old lady...another DO-NOTHING.

12/04/2009 03:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was in 004 when he came to the District, went immediately to tact, no beat car at any time, once in tact he was a one bagger and nothing more. Now he's a commander, guess this tells us what is important and what's not. Kiss it where the sun don't shine eric.

12/04/2009 04:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i just took a dump and it felt so good--- can commander carter come over and wipe my ass, i don't want to be late for work....

12/04/2009 04:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Robocops, finally a reality! Keep up to date with the latest wrongdoers! I just love America! Where else can you have so much fun for free! the Peter Principle is alive and well in the Chicago Police Dept! Just look around!
**********************************
Excellent point!

12/04/2009 04:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boy there sure have been many exempts promoted beyond their competence. Most wouldn't know how to lock up a battery offnder!

12/04/2009 04:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Carter, you are one stupid, over promoted merit baby. What did you do to deserve all those merit promotions ? It sounds like you have difficulty getting your shoes on the right feet and then tying them.

You are the new "Super Mope" of the CPD. Lillie, aka Burger Queen is very happy. She is no longer the reigning Village Idiot, you are.

12/04/2009 04:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next, the good commander will assign homework and keep guys after school! One more joke in a white shirt.

12/04/2009 04:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a loon.

Just because YOU live and breathe nothing but your job doesn't require everyone else to be insane, as well.

Fill out the little yellow slips, people.

12/04/2009 04:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not a bad idea to check your job e mail. Lots of notifications are being sent out, for training, etc.

But it should not be mandatory. Was it actually posted in the CO book?

The way technology is and if we are to truly stay in touch as a department in whole: then provide us with the equipment and pay for the airtime... Heck might as well give us a raise too..To offset for the time spent.

12/04/2009 05:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.T.: Good job to whoever designed the 2010 FOP book, I like the improvements alot! Finally got mine Thursday, it's about time! But, it is a better book.

12/04/2009 05:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My CIS manager (wife) has a block on all computers in our house which do not allow me to log onto any department or city websites while working at home. Additionally, Whenever I do log onto one of the company's (her) computers a large warning appears on the screen reminding me that the use of said computer for any purpose other than family related issues or personal entertainment is strictly forbidden. Any violation of this policy will be the subject of disciplinary action. Sorry commander, I won't be risking the roof over my head to comply with your asinine idea.

12/04/2009 05:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought this was one of the reasons for roll call. Isn't that where we are supposed to learn about "changing conditions" in the district?

These merit hacks are always trying to reinvent the wheel just to make a name for themselves.

12/04/2009 05:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BLOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12/04/2009 05:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does this mean we can now claim milage for going to/from our homes, since now they have dictated we have a home office?
Also, can we now order some nice office furniture like the aldercreatures have??

12/04/2009 10:32:00 AM


You can also deduct your home computer and Internet service.

12/04/2009 06:01:00 PM  
Anonymous CONTRACT NOW! said...

FILL OUT THOSE OVERTIME SLIPS! make a copy of the computer screen when you log in (with time stamp)that proves you were working outside designated hours. Also, keep a copy of the order from the CO book to put with your overtime slip.

STOP WORKING FOR FREE WHEN YOU WORK THRU LUNCH!!! check your assigned time for lunch on the schedule and then when you are denied lunch because of a BACKLOG, note the time, get an event number, and FILL out an overtime slip for the missed lunch.

How can we keep giving them free work when they keep denying us our contract and raises that we have earned?? Think about your spouses and kids who are denied the benefits of the raises you have earned while Shortshanks dumps our tax money into TIF funds that only he controls.

The problem with Daley's administration is there are too many Daley's cronies there. . .

If we can't bleed him out, we have to vote him out . . . .

12/04/2009 06:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just give us blackberries. That way we can stay in touch 24 hrs 365 days a year yeah!!!!!!!

12/04/2009 06:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Are you kidding me? Another dumb ass clouted fuck giving ideas! How many more goofs in the exempt (way overpaid) ranks do we have?

12/04/2009 10:17:00 AM

How many exempts are there?
That's howmany!

12/04/2009 06:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does this mean we are getting department issued dingleberrys?

12/04/2009 06:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know we are required to have a telephone, but what regulation or directive requires us to have a computer too?

a telephone number at home ! not required to have cell phone

12/04/2009 06:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would like to offer my services as "saying no to power". My services are avilable for exempt rank only.

12/04/2009 06:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"scratching my coin purse"

Gotta remember that one! As good as "Yam Bag" (quoting Andrew "Dice" Clay).

12/04/2009 06:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

..another dumb ass, the list is endless. I hope all the po's in the world get a chance to log into scc and see what stone jagoffs we have runnin the show under the bigtop.

12/04/2009 07:03:00 PM  
Blogger Elm Creek Smith said...

You mean the gruff but loveable sergeant doesn't brief you guys before you get out of roll call with his "Let's be careful out there!" ringing in your ears just like on Hill Street Blues?

We had guys like that district commander in the Army, but they were generally in staff positions, not command.

ECS

12/04/2009 07:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there No End ever to these ridiculous bosses and their no-brained brainfarts ????

12/04/2009 07:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
You get to see how truly dumb the exempts are when they attempt to dictate policy without the approval of their handlers. Did anyone think Eric or the Burger Queen had any brains when they've been triple merit promoted?
What the hell are you going to learn from email that is so important that it can't wait 'till roll call, anyway?

12/04/2009 09:26:00 AM

ANOTHER PAY-TO-PLAY GUY GONE WILD

12/04/2009 07:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since when are people expected to work before they go to work? What a moron. Do these people think things through before they make up rules?

---not a cop

12/04/2009 07:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Robocops, finally a reality! Keep up to date with the latest wrongdoers! I just love America! Where else can you have so much fun for free! the Peter Principle is alive and well in the Chicago Police Dept! Just look around!
**********************************
Excellent point!

12/04/2009 04:25:00 PM

Jesus, don't mention the Peter Principle. You'll get that other guy all upset again.

---not a cop

12/04/2009 07:30:00 PM  
Anonymous CONTRACT NOW said...

"Hey squad, i know we are in a backlog but the commander wants us to check our email everyday. he won't pay us overtime so i have to do it during my tour of duty. Hold me down in 004 and can you give me the event number. And no squad, this is not a 'Personal,' call it a 'station assignment' or how about an event number for a 'mission' in 004. that will do."

12/04/2009 07:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a retired old fillmore ranger (2006). Can someone please take the time and post all of the gold stars of today and update the list as changes occur. This would help us retirees to keep up with the circus or should I say the clowns?

12/04/2009 07:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12-04-2009 01:38:8:00pm DLSCK- This is just like a "0 tolerance" idea: 0 tolerance in schools for knives or weapons- then a kindergarten brings a plastic dull no cutting "knife" to school for lunch and the "one in charge" can't decipher the difference between a weapon and a utensil!! Same train of thought w our command staff, can't decide/decipher a true/real notification from pure BULLSHIT!! how sad and pathetic. Back in our day - HANDLE ACCORDINGLY!!!!! ENOUGH SAID

12/04/2009 08:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Sgt. Orwell said...

All right, get it straight, the Chicago Police Dept is not here to create disorder, they are here to maintain DISORDER. Now! That two hour call in is AFTER your watch start time. If no one calls you come on down. Wgen EVERYONE gets the new and faster computers it will be four hours to compensate the new 42 1/2 hour week to raise funding for the new Haymarket statue resembling farmer Brown from Animal farm.
yours always, George?

12/04/2009 09:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What ever happened to pure common sense? what ever happened to Off Duty is OFF DUTY???? I come to wrk, been doing this job for over 20 something yrs (blue shirt) and this new non-police command staff/bosses come in w absolutely no street experience n have no type of respect, acknowledgment for their subordinates or just respect for yrs. served out on the street. The "old days" was the ol "handle accordingly" mentality. Don't disturb the boss and go home on time if possible. We're all grown up/adults here, we don't need babysitting for the everyday day in day out occurrences of the daily "toils". Quit hiring non street experienced young/spoiled/"entitled" young people and start hiring the VETS and the "street" experienced educated people and this dept. will reap the benefits just like the old days!

12/04/2009 09:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Math Major in arythmatic? said...

Goodnight squad, We had two before the front so we gotta take two before the end? 10-4 over and outta here!

12/04/2009 09:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

West Side, Inside Do-Nothing said...
I'll adhere to this order under one condition: a video link is established between my PC and Carter's. That way he can see me sitting here naked, scratching my coin purse as I check to see what car I'm working later today.

Carter: another brain dead, merit hack, useless motherfucker.

12/04/2009 09:16:00 AM

COIN PURSE!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! Reminds me of Stewie asking Brian to shave his coin purse...and dat ain't no hibbity jibbity...mmmm hhmmmm

12/04/2009 09:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

blow the email thing right out their ass! I am not required to use email and I dare the mother fuckers to discipline me, I fucking dare them!

I am required to have a telephone line at home. I have one of those. the cheapest line only service I can get, no caller ID, no nothing, just a line.

There is no requirement anywhere in any order that I answer it. I looked, no where does it say I must answer it so I don't. Ever. No kidding.

Email indeed. I open every letter the department sends me. That is it.

12/04/2009 09:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a Jack ass boss , go F your self Mr.carter
your friends from the watch.

12/04/2009 09:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My suggestion would be to channel that anger and hate else where. This is not worth the time it is being given over a CO Book message. Get a life, lets talk about our contract, the lack of equipment and police! How about no promotions in how the fuck long?

12/04/2009 09:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What email? I never heard of a department email and if I did why would I read it? I'm sure it's all propaganda and lies anyway.

12/04/2009 09:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cool, can't wait for the department to buy me a computer. Right now I can only use my girlfriend's computer when I'm at her house. I sure could use one at my house. Thanks!

12/04/2009 09:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's for the supervisors not po's I have a copy of the original Which was resinded and the new one

12/04/2009 12:30:00 PM
------
Well, THIS supervisor is KMA and will have no problem tendering an overtime slip if my unit declares this is a requirement.

My time is MINE, not theirs.

12/04/2009 09:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic.

This week I saw a Tv Show called, Stevan Segal, Deputy Sheriff. It was a "COPS" style program, with cameras following around Segal as he was on patrol.

Apparently he is a sheriffs deputy in Louisana, and hold the rank of Aux Deputy Chief.
He has two gold stars on his uniform.

Anyway I digress. The show is about him driving around his county, usually with a Captain or Colonel of police at the wheel of his shiny black Ford Excursion, he is followed by another shiny Excursion with a Sgt and a Lt, at the wheel. Together they all drive around the gang spots and mess with pookie. It is really funny to watch as I can imagine JEFED, BRUST, Masters and compamy riding around the "wes side" playing poooooleeeces!!!!

12/04/2009 10:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh no! What a stupid mutt! Another dumber-than-dirt exempt member! It seems we have an endless supply! OMG!

12/04/2009 11:47:00 AM

___________________________

Just wish you were one of us huh?

12/04/2009 11:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

merit , merit , lt to commander
double merit it ' s all legit kid

12/04/2009 11:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How the hell do these incompetent idiots keep getting promoted?!

12/04/2009 01:38:00 PM


Assholes like you either can't pass the test, or in your 20 years of service (in the district)have done nothing to convince anyone that you can do anything but bitch and moan.

12/04/2009 11:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another Affirmative action promotion. You know there are decent intelligent black officers capable of leadership positions. Only they do not tea bag the MB (make believe) Reverends to get a gold star, so what we get is this shit.

12/04/2009 11:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"the policemen are not here to create disorder, they are here to preserve disorder"....Mayor Richard Daley....what a guy...and the apple doesn't fall far from the tree......

12/05/2009 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Carter was an idiot as a recruit, and is the smartest man he knows; just ask him, he'll tell you.

12/04/2009 10:54:00 AM

Cmon...I was in a class with him once.
He sounded intelligent.

12/05/2009 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What e-mail is right

12/05/2009 02:35:00 AM  
Anonymous NOT PALHUSKY said...

I THOUGHT THE DEPARTMENT EMAIL BELONGED TO THE MEMORIAL FOUNDATION?

I WONDER IF I COULD SEND OUT MASS EMAILS AND CLOG UP EVERY ONES INBOX FOR MY FAVORITE CHARITY (THE UNITED STRIPPERS FUND).

I LOOKED UP THE PEOPLE SENDING THE EMAILS AND FOUND OUT THEY THEY GET TO DO FUND-RAISING ON COMPANY TIME.
JUST CHECK THE TIMES THE EMAILS ARE SENT FUNNY THING IS THEY ARE LISTED IN DIFFERENT UNITS... I GUESS SOMEONE ELSE DOES THEIR WORK
WHILE THEY PICK OUT SHIRT COLORS AND KISS BOSSES ASSES.

MAY BE WE HAVE TO MANY OFFICERS ON THE STREET?

IF THESE OFFICER R SUCH CIVIC MINDED PEOPLE WHY DONT THEY DO IT ON THEIR OWN TIME?

I KNOW ANOTHER SCAM?
I WONDER WHEN WAS THE LAST AUDIT OF THE MEMORIAL FUND!

W/ LOVE NOT PALHUSKY AND HIS PLAY WIFE

12/05/2009 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the reason Carter wants to do everything by email is because when he talks to people they can see how truly stupid he is. But he just showed how truly stupid he is on paper anyway. Stupid is as stupid does.

12/05/2009 08:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
blow the email thing right out their ass! I am not required to use email and I dare the mother fuckers to discipline me, I fucking dare them!

I am required to have a telephone line at home. I have one of those. the cheapest line only service I can get, no caller ID, no nothing, just a line.

There is no requirement anywhere in any order that I answer it. I looked, no where does it say I must answer it so I don't. Ever. No kidding.

Email indeed. I open every letter the department sends me. That is it.

12/04/2009 09:26:00 PM
##############################

Actually, the Dept. ONLY requires you to have a "24 hour telephone"

You can have a cell phone and not a land line.

12/05/2009 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can have a cell phone and not a land line.

12/05/2009 08:56:00 AM

A land line, with no frills, is much better. If you do not answer, they cannot contact you. Turn off the ringer and erase the temptation to ever answer it! With a cell phone, especially with voice mail, etcetera, you are quite reachable.

The current department policy is rooted in the past when there was no such thing as a pager or a cell phone. All of our people were required to have a 24 hour telephone contact number and those were only available as a land line with no frills. In those days, society was conditioned to never, ever, ignore a ringing telephone, so there was an unspoken and unwritten assumption and inference that having a telephone line meant you could be contacted.

Working midnights, I had to have 2 land lines. The official number was left off the hook in the basement buried in a pillow, because a ringer shut-off was a very rare thing. The other number was only known to my parents, my spouse and my kids, to be used in an absolute emergency only. Everything else could wait until I had a little unbroken sleep. Occassionally, there would be a wrong number or a telemarketer, but, for the most part, it worked as well as could be expected with the available no-frills technology of the day.

Now, let me tell you about walking 8 miles to school in the snow with no shoes! Ha! I'll spare you the agony of hearing it!

12/05/2009 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have know some really good police oficers who were promoted on merit. However, the vats majority have some clout. They take a pass fail test that only requires a 40% to pass. They are not required to take part II, and most of them do not. They have been told they will be merit promoted. Then, most of the merit promotees head on to specialized units or exempt rank. Truely, a gifted group of individuals ( including at least 3 lawyers that I know of). I have known many better police officers than myself who were never promoted. That does not make them stupid or lazy. I was lucky ( and after a lot of study) to get a few promotions. Now happy and retired.

12/05/2009 02:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Same question. As a tact officer, I work twice as hard as any of these supervisors. Don't they get an extra check 4 times a year that amounts to a few thoughsand dollars, they get duty availability and they get 45 minutes every fucking day! WTF Now they are complaining about being called to task on what they are paid for any fucking way!

12/05/2009 05:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...as a tact officer, I work twice as hard as any of these supervisors..."

So, who's the dummy here?

12/05/2009 07:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Same question. As a tact officer, I work twice as hard as any of these supervisors. Don't they get an extra check 4 times a year that amounts to a few thoughsand dollars, they get duty availability and they get 45 minutes every fucking day! WTF Now they are complaining about being called to task on what they are paid for any fucking way!

Twice as hard doing what? Getting your 1 bag or drinker, who are you kidding. The supervisors earn their $ and extra time on you alone...you should thank them for keeping you from doing real police work.

12/05/2009 08:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Both of the notices were for Supervisors. Why do we give a fuck. They get paid to do this shit. They get plenty of time on the books and get a hell of a lot more perks than we get.

This guy is not a bad guy. Most of these posters don't work here. This place is not run in the ground, he is not stupid and he is the real police period. I don't have to try and justify my points, his history does. I am sure these are the dog asses that run to Hegwisch every fucking day or the 1 miserable sergeant and 1 miserable lieutenant that we have that we all wish would bid the fuck out or we wish anybody would dump their asses to anywhere but here. We are all here because we want to be.

Enough said! Go fuck yourself! For every 1 of you that has some fucked up shit to say, I bet 50 more would come up and sing a whole different tune!

12/05/2009 08:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Enough said! Go fuck yourself! For every 1 of you that has some fucked up shit to say, I bet 50 more would come up and sing a whole different tune!

12/05/2009 08:28:00 PM"



would they, by any chance, be singing soprano?

12/06/2009 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eric Carter the new Burger King!!

I bid the hell out of 004 when he came to town and started screwing everything up.

I'm just waiting for all his bitches to start trying to defend his incompetent ass.

12/06/2009 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh shut up already, EP!!!

12/06/2009 06:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is too funny. This guy is really getting upset! This has gotta be a woman or a man with secrets to spend this much energy focusing on this post. ha ha ha ha

12/06/2009 11:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Give it up idiot, we had our Burger King. You will never make it to his level, so stop trying to knock him down. No body is chiming in with you. He is a Commander that is about business, not trying to fuck anyone over and just does not get involved with anyone's BS. He doesn't let the Aldermen dictate his District nor the Sergeant, Lt or Captain with the biggest mouth. That is really what you are pissed about. The political connection, rank or money does not dictate his actions one bit. How many Exempts can say that? Maybe 2.

He actually tries to employ methods that make a difference in the long run, but since you are not accustomed to working for a professional, you cannot see it. I have been a Sergeant here for quite some time and frankly I am sick of this bullshit. You have nothing specific to add. You forget, we get 4 extra hefty checks each year for Overtime stuff as this and we get 45 minutes everyday so we can do some extra shit. What have you done extra? Nothing but talk shit for no reason.

I enjoy this circus, I am just sick of you clowns.

Sergeant that has been here and quite a few other places and is sick of this shit!

12/08/2009 09:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy is not a bad guy. Most of these posters don't work here. This place is not run in the ground, he is not stupid and he is the real police period. I don't have to try and justify my points, his history does. I am sure these are the dog asses that run to Hegwisch every fucking day or the 1 miserable sergeant


For a "GUY WHO WORKS HERE", I would think you would know how to spell "HEGEWISCH" correctly.

ps. it's still 'hogwash" and your 3-peat commander is a stupid moran that could never be on "Are you smarter than a fifth grader", because he's not!

12/08/2009 03:49:00 PM  
Anonymous fifth grader said...

3:49 PM

A fifth grader knows how to spell "morOn", you moron.

"MorAn" is a person's last name.

12/08/2009 08:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For a "GUY WHO WORKS HERE", I would think you would know how to spell "HEGEWISCH" correctly.

ps. it's still 'hogwash" and your 3-peat commander is a stupid moran that could never be on "Are you smarter than a fifth grader", because he's not!

12/08/2009 03:49:00 PM

This is too funny. I bet you went home, drank a case, got more depressed at your miserable life, got a movie and released some tension, and just thought about more clever things to say. Calm down calm down. Don't blow a gasket! Did I spell that right? You know you are the newly appointed SCC Blog Spelling Police so you see, you got a good job and someone is finally paying you some attention!! You feel better now?

12/09/2009 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I bid the hell out of 004 when he came to town and started screwing everything up."

While you are at it, can you give some true specific examples? Nope! And if you bid out of 004 last year, how do you have an opinion about 004 this year? You did say you bid out right after he came right? Also, if this isn't a personal issue that you have with him (the green devil called jealousy), why do you care? I do believe it is enough of us here that we can post and speak for ourselves. If you don't work here, what is your interest then? hmmmmm

12/09/2009 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am looking forward to furlough, not because of the Commander, not even becuase I am sick of midnights, it is because I am sick of not having a contract, dealing with BS everyday on the street that has nothing to do with the police and us taking the blame for everything wrong in this community. I don't think it is fair to judge our supervisors, us P.O.'s or our Commander. We are all doing what we can but the reality is if Daley, Obama and the rest of his cohorts would take the time and make these people get jobs, if they are getting assistance they make the parents responsible for the kids and if they are not in school and passing they don't get a check and make these aldermen who talk shit everyday and try and take money out our pockets, spend the menu money they get to better their fucking communities.

A contract with retro and at least a 3.5% raise every year is not much to ask, especially when the Aldermen got 6% and a million dollar increase in menu money!

12/09/2009 10:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've worked all over the city but have been in 004 for almost 10 years now...if Burger King is so great why does he care about the most petty of things? And what has he done for morale or anybody else for that matter except his cronies?

12/09/2009 08:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I've worked all over the city but have been in 004 for almost 10 years now...if Burger King is so great why does he care about the most petty of things? And what has he done for morale or anybody else for that matter except his cronies?

12/09/2009 08:23:00 PM

Same disturbted poster with the same statements. We are just curious. Be specific, how about that. My partner and I are working right now and we tried to figure this one out. Sounds personal to me. Get help!

12/10/2009 05:01:00 AM  

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