Sunday, January 03, 2010

And Speaking of J-Fed

Where has he been lately? He's been eerily quiet, almost like he's disappeared. Wait a minute...what's this?


It appears to be an unmarked black SUV. Parked at HQ. In the reserved spaces for exempt staff. Covered in snow?

Well that can't be - the orders for Winter Operations state that unused Department vehicles must be started at least once during a 24-hour period and run for 10 minutes so as to ensure proper function. Especially in the case of bone-numbing cold on tap for the next week or so. Leaving the superintendent's car covered in snow would seem to be a no-no.

Hopefully he's seeking out a retirement locale for next February.

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46 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That surely was not Da WEISel's vehicle it was not parked in a handicapped space.

1/03/2010 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'll gladly clean it off and run it for awhile for captain's pay for an entire tour---- i'll even squeegee j-fed's forehead for him while i'm doing the windows.....

1/03/2010 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

does that SUV have all tinted windows? where is bigbird when you need him!!!!

1/03/2010 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's kind of rude SCC. No one even checked to see if he was inside. Maybe HE was the first casualty of NYEve, after all he is sittin' over there on 35th St.

1/03/2010 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous West Side, Inside Do-Nothing said...

Did anyone bother to check the interior of the vehicle for the presence of a gigantic tool clad in a red Christmas sweater?

It IS possible that J-Fed was so tired after spreading goodwill and tidings on Christmas Eve at HQ that he nodded out in the Explorer and succumbed to exhaust fumes and/or the elements.

Now THAT would make for an interesting start to the New Year.

1/03/2010 01:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are three of them.

1/03/2010 01:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT what was the great Seiser doing in 007 tonight?

1/03/2010 01:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is wishful thinking.....Daley has given J-Fed, his much sought after contract extension well beyond next Feburary.

1/03/2010 02:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He does get furlough time and unpaid days off. He's not from Chicago so he's probably back home for the holidays. The real story is the lazy people who are supposed to take care of his car. I cannot remember ever seeing a Superintendent's car covered in snow in the last 24 years. That's a clear indication of laziness or disrespect. Doesn't matter whether you like or hate the Superintendent. My advice: get new drivers.

1/03/2010 02:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

but boss, it's motha' fuckin' cold out dere.......

1/03/2010 03:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

REASON WHY CPD STILL DOESN'T HAVE A CONTRACT! Shortshanks is waiting for Osama's new euthanasia-based health care program to kick in. Once it does, the contract will come through and Chicago Police officers will have to pay for their own health care, while Shortshanks and his thieving boys will have more money to steal. You don't believe it? Just wait and see what happens. It's all about the money! FLOP is not going to do anything about it because Shortshanks got them by the balls.

1/03/2010 03:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One of his flunkies hasn't been doing their job !!!!!

MASTERS ? MASTERS ?

1/03/2010 03:11:00 AM  
Anonymous hater said...

you know his driver is on the sheets but is chilling at home!

bet on it

1/03/2010 07:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kind of reminds me when Steinbrenner thought George Costanza was dead

1/03/2010 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The snow will melt and J-Fed can hit the streets. Remember " Do what I say, not what I do ".

1/03/2010 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey, SCC, leave the beady eyes one alone, Weis has a whole year and 3/4 on the job, he obviously has a 13B Furlo won by bid

1/03/2010 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

REASON WHY CPD STILL DOESN'T HAVE A CONTRACT! Shortshanks is waiting for Osama's new euthanasia-based health care program to kick in...

1/03/2010 03:08:00 AM
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Stop being a drama queen. The provision for doctors to make their patients aware of living wills and asking what their wishes are is HARDLY euthanasia.

Without even being elderly, every one of US should have addressed this question with our physicians and our families by now. The elderly don't have a corner on medical emergencies.

When I told my mother and my work partner what I wanted (and gave each of them a copy of my living will), it prompted that same conversation with my mother. Was THAT a euthanasia mandate, too? Goof.

1/03/2010 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT what was the great Seiser doing in 007 tonight?

1/03/2010 01:45:00 AM

Anything he damn well pleases!!!

1/03/2010 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't the policy group in charge of taking care of things like this?

1/03/2010 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember to vote out all of the people responsible for putting him in office. Start with this election and then move onto the next. We will reclaim our city. J-Fed go home to Florida.

1/03/2010 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"OT what was the great Seiser doing in 007 tonight?"

He was trying to get the shitheads to join the Navy.

1/03/2010 10:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait a minute...if you look closer...

Is that frozen piss?

1/03/2010 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DO AS I SAY NOT AS I DO.

1/03/2010 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to post 02:45 you stated that you have never seen a superintendents car with snow on it. that because they always drove their vehicle's while on furlo.

1/03/2010 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw the guy take that picture while he was driving out of the lot. I said to my buddy "I bet that pic ends up on SCC" Funny. He shoulda made it a little less obvious though.

1/03/2010 12:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A little birdie told me congratulations are in order. it seems masters has completed a Law Enforcement Officers Certification Course. Not CPD Academy, but some other program used by suburban Departments. Good for him. Does this mean Suburban Cops wishing to transfer to Chicago don't have to complete the CPD academy? If they let Masters do it why not all the rest?

1/03/2010 02:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somebody should tell O'Keefe. Last winter he and his Sgt would drive through District lots to see if there were cars that had snow on them. If they did he determined that they were not needed and pulled them out. I guess that does not applies to exempt cars.

1/03/2010 02:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was in vegas for the new year and I thought I saw a pussy cat at the venitian. was it your big headed play-cop?

1/03/2010 03:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"i'll even squeegee j-fed's forehead for him while i'm doing the windows....."

Whoever posted that goes automatically to my funniest comments of 2010 list.

So early in the year too.

Congrats and may you have a safe and amusing year.

1/03/2010 03:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He does get furlough time and unpaid days off. He's not from Chicago so he's probably back home for the holidays. The real story is the lazy people who are supposed to take care of his car. I cannot remember ever seeing a Superintendent's car covered in snow in the last 24 years. That's a clear indication of laziness or disrespect. Doesn't matter whether you like or hate the Superintendent. My advice: get new drivers.

1/03/2010 02:45:00 AM

ooops! that means the current driver won't get a merit sgt. promotion like the last one.

1/03/2010 05:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

A little birdie told me congratulations are in order. it seems masters has completed a Law Enforcement Officers Certification Course. Not CPD Academy, but some other program used by suburban Departments. Good for him. Does this mean Suburban Cops wishing to transfer to Chicago don't have to complete the CPD academy? If they let Masters do it why not all the rest?

1/03/2010 02:11:00 PM

............

No. Cpd does not allow Officers from other agencies to transfer to Chicago unless they attend the Chicago Police Academy. I Don't know what kinda scam this Masters guy is pulling but he is NOT authorized to carry a gun. End of Story.

1/03/2010 07:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Masters actually has a brand new black tinted out Expedition with lights and siren...what kind of emergency would require that douche to respond?

1/03/2010 08:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Covered in snow?

Someone hit it with a 7 day/Abandoned.

And who is the moron that drives the Sup's SUV? Jagoff was sitting double parked on 16th street the other day and I watched him get told to move by a Revenue.

The Revenue dude actually pulled out their Parker book and pen, and the driver pulled off.

Who the heck took this guys nuts?

1/03/2010 08:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bunch of cars in front of 025 look like that, all neighborhood relations i believe loooks baaaaaad

1/03/2010 08:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's paranoid. He took the keys with him.

1/03/2010 10:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
REASON WHY CPD STILL DOESN'T HAVE A CONTRACT! Shortshanks is waiting for Osama's new euthanasia-based health care program to kick in. Once it does, the contract will come through and Chicago Police officers will have to pay for their own health care, while Shortshanks and his thieving boys will have more money to steal. You don't believe it? Just wait and see what happens. It's all about the money! FLOP is not going to do anything about it because Shortshanks got them by the balls.

1/03/2010 03:08:00 AM

Did you get the letter from the benefits management office? If youi have kids in college or not 19-25 years old you have to fill it out and they will raise your insuarnce up to $440.00 more per month per kid! Called FLOP they will not return numerous emails or calls,guess they fucked us again! http://egov.cityofchicago.org/webportal/COCWebPortal/COC_EDITORIAL/WebsiteGroup3.pdf

Copy and paste@!
If you do not mail it in they could drop the coverage for your kids! Call fop and ask why? 312-733-7776!

1/03/2010 11:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a disgrace. You have so many Districts without cars. This idiot has 2 vehicles and all of his staff still have take home vehicles, including his drivers.

1/04/2010 01:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Masters actually has a brand new black tinted out Expedition with lights and siren...what kind of emergency would require that douche to respond?

1/03/2010 08:17:00 PM"



bleeding hemorrhoids?

1/04/2010 01:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"He's paranoid, he took the keys with him." Well good thing. That will stop any tom foolery.

1/04/2010 02:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
REASON WHY CPD STILL DOESN'T HAVE A CONTRACT! Shortshanks is waiting for Osama's new euthanasia-based health care program to kick in. Once it does, the contract will come through and Chicago Police officers will have to pay for their own health care, while Shortshanks and his thieving boys will have more money to steal. You don't believe it? Just wait and see what happens. It's all about the money! FLOP is not going to do anything about it because Shortshanks got them by the balls.

1/03/2010 03:08:00 AM

Did you get the letter from the benefits management office? If youi have kids in college or not 19-25 years old you have to fill it out and they will raise your insuarnce up to $440.00 more per month per kid! Called FLOP they will not return numerous emails or calls,guess they fucked us again! http://egov.cityofchicago.org/webportal/COCWebPortal/COC_EDITORIAL/WebsiteGroup3.pdf

Copy and paste@!
If you do not mail it in they could drop the coverage for your kids! Call fop and ask why? 312-733-7776!

1/03/2010 11:09:00 PM


As a result, and required from time to time, is a mandate to provide again proof of dependency.

This is not new, it has happened at least twice before during my career, you just send in the documentation and that is that, I got my son's birth certificate sent back to me within a week, no problem.

Some people don't read or they just are to bitter or stupid or both, the city asks for something, next thing you know they are screaming "What is FOP doing about this??

What happens when you come to a red light on your way to work? Do you call the FOP and demand an explanation?

Next time, take the time to read the damn thing all the way through, take a deep breath and then just comply. Big fucking deal.

Every time there are large changes in who is covered under a class, such as this one, all dependents must again be proven to be eligible.

Police and Fire are the only city employees whose children are covered for as long as they are. the cost is not in the contract, thus, may and does change.

Health insurance overall is not in the FOP contract, thus it is subject to change at the whim of the City. It wasn't included in the first contract and now never will be included. Nothing new here.

Dependent coverage IS covered in the contract but not the cost, hence the increase.

Costs go up, think of it as the City raising everything, along with the parking meter rates. The City is required to provide the dependent coverage but they aren't required to keep the cost down.

They are anticipating an arbitrator giving us a raise and are getting some dough back in advance. Expect more of this, they will raise insurance and fees and any increases in City fees this year almost certainly will be blamed on police raises.

And remember whose fault it is:

DUMP DALEY IN FEB 2011

1/04/2010 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

REASON WHY CPD STILL DOESN'T HAVE A CONTRACT! Shortshanks is waiting for Osama's new euthanasia-based health care program to kick in...

1/03/2010 03:08:00 AM
---
Stop being a drama queen. The provision for doctors to make their patients aware of living wills and asking what their wishes are is HARDLY euthanasia.

Without even being elderly, every one of US should have addressed this question with our physicians and our families by now. The elderly don't have a corner on medical emergencies.

When I told my mother and my work partner what I wanted (and gave each of them a copy of my living will), it prompted that same conversation with my mother. Was THAT a euthanasia mandate, too? Goof.

1/03/2010 09:25:00 AM


I want to go out like my grandfather, peacefully in my sleep. Not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.

1/04/2010 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"He's paranoid, he took the keys with him." Well good thing. That will stop any tom foolery.

1/04/2010 02:25:00 AM

Well, good enough to keep someone from stuffing a few double-dime bags under the front seat or some rocks under the floor mats!

1/04/2010 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was listening to Mancow & Cassidy today and they kept announcing that the Supt was going to be on. Well I walked away for a bit and next thing you know, Mancow has a caller on the phone by the name of "John" talking about this Supt being a "stroke" and what he did to William Cozzi. Mancow's producer called the Supt and he stated he didn't know he was going to be on the show. This caller John then mentioned this fantastic website. Mancow said he lives at this site. John stated that (and I'm paraphrasing) it's great to have someone like Mancow as an advocate for the police because the mainstream media is not behind
them.

- A CPD supporting citizen

1/04/2010 01:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you get the letter from the benefits management office? If youi have kids in college or not 19-25 years old you have to fill it out and they will raise your insuarnce up to $440.00 more per month per kid! Called FLOP they will not return numerous emails or calls,guess they fucked us again! http://egov.cityofchicago.org/webportal/COCWebPortal/COC_EDITORIAL/WebsiteGroup3.pdf

Copy and paste@!
If you do not mail it in they could drop the coverage for your kids! Call fop and ask why? 312-733-7776!

1/03/2010 11:09:00 PM


Read the fine print Dooley...this takes effect for your unmarried child at the age of 25, not up to the age of 25. You seem like another paranoid-the sky is falling-Debbie Downer. 19-24 is still covered. It's no wonder the F.O.P. won't return your calls, you are complaining about something that is in your head, not something that is happening in the real world!

1/04/2010 03:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Masters actually has a brand new black tinted out Expedition with lights and siren...what kind of emergency would require that douche to respond?

1/03/2010 08:17:00 PM
Duh Mayor's ass getting cold, and he needs Master's warm practiced lips to kiss it!
Smoochy smoochy,Mike Masters, Chief of Chapstick, Smoochy Smooch!

1/06/2010 01:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Meow

1/06/2010 05:00:00 AM  

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