Reverse POD Missions?
The Queen is retired:
Word is her retirement party is tonight. The theme is "Legacy of a Leader" but we aren't sure why they chose that. No word on what closet it will be held in, but we're sure J-Fed will have plenty of elbow room to make his congratulatory speech.
Long Live the Queen:
And at Thursday's CAR meeting, Penny began to cement her claim to the crown:
Word is her retirement party is tonight. The theme is "Legacy of a Leader" but we aren't sure why they chose that. No word on what closet it will be held in, but we're sure J-Fed will have plenty of elbow room to make his congratulatory speech.Long Live the Queen:
And at Thursday's CAR meeting, Penny began to cement her claim to the crown:- At the CAR meeting today she stated the 11th district does reverse POD missions. How dumb is she?
Not dumb at all. Reverse POD Missions are when you get a really tall stepladder and you look into the plastic bubble at the bottom of the POD. You can actually see into the District station and spot the Christmas ornament shenanigans. It's true!
Labels: silly people
posted by SCC at 12:33 AM
136 Comments:
Hahahahahahah. You can't make this shit up. Dear Lord we are DOOMED.
Funny you mention the "Christmas ornament shenanigans", SCC.
What makes you think Henny Penny would be able to see them in the way you describe when she walked past them umpteen times and never noticed them in the 3+ weeks they were hanging from that tree?
Now, a copper with dirty boots, exposed cuffs, kinda-long hair and WHITE COPPERS ON THE DESK she would've noticed!!!
And for the record: I'm again disgusted seeing a gold star affixed to the uniform of an undeserving, way-over-promoted, useless, clout-heavy remnant of the Cline era. Makes me practically ill to be a part of an organization that'll never command the respect it once did.
How phony motherfuckers like this sleep at night or go about their daily routine is beyond my grasp.
I'm SOOOO glad I figured this job out a while ago. You people newer on this shipwreck of a career should give serious consideration to moving on to greener pastures - particularly if you have an education.
And yet another highly decorated multi-merit leader. How do you justify promoting these people???
Not that I put too much stock in awards anyway, but does anyone else notice the lack of awards that these two are sporting on their uniforms. They both appear to have the crime reduction ribbon which they wear proudly (those who dont know, that was given to EVERYONE employed with the dept. at that time). It just seems that for two people who have received numerous meritorious promotions, it appears it wasnt for police work.
Hey SCC, just thought you'd like this one...apparently, at the 003rd District Christmas/retirement party on 17 December, at the Chateau Bu She', the B. Q. called one of her office minions who was already at the party. She asked her underling which entrance she was supposed to use to get into the party, to which the minion replied that there was only one entrance. After a somewhat brief, and uneasy pause, 'ol Queenie says...now get this, cuz it 'splains everthin, " Oh...I'm at the Martinique". Go figure...not even at the right place...hope she finds the right entrance tonight!!!!!!
I have a great idea: the REVERSE PUBLIC VIOLENCE MISSION. What we do is drive around and foment violence of all kinds: domestic, gang, heck even child abuse! Sound good?
Thank God there's a new Dumbshit to take the heat off of us in 003!!!!! Thanks Penny!!!!
All our love,
The entire 003rd District
XOXOX
wait...
bwaaahahahahaha!
ok sorry... hahahahahaaaaahaha!!
ahem, no seriously ...uhhhhahahaaaa!!!
HAAA-HAAAAAAAAA!
The Curse of Claudell lives on in 011! We give that stumbling, farting, psuedo-minister (yea, even devils in the flesh can quote scripture you old grinning dog skull you!) any credit but Penny has quickly established herself as an assclown extraodinaire.
Damn, 3151! Is it just 20+ years of bad boss ju-ju or are you guys sitting on an Indian burial ground too? That place needs an interfaith exorcism, a purgative and a fire hydrant colonic! Why has 011 been targeted to be shit on more than usual? It's one of the very LAST places you need a poot-butt like Jones-Trahanas. She'll fuck around and get a Policeman hurt, killed or indicted.
Supervising the urinal cake inventory at Equip. & Supply is too much responsibility for her, let alone people who may have to make a snap life or death situation.
With bosses like this, worrying about dude on the corner is definitely a secondary consideration!
Watch yourselves 3151, take care of business and go home in one piece.
"Reverse POD Mission?" What kind of home made fuckery is that?
"If ya can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit!"
OMG, that it too f*cking funny!
Hello out there fellow gang and tactical warriors!
Ah, yes, I attended the retirement party and it was the cat's meow. Good music, (the D.J. played Ice Cube, Coolio, and The Commodores) along with tasty food that was provided. Well, it was catered by a certain fast food chain that rhymes with "Burger Wing."
I almost didn't go because I ruined my last tuxedo when I wore it on a stake-out. I was up in a tree, during the Obama election, and accidentally tore it to shreds. Luckily, I found a novelty T-shirt with a tuxedo painted on the front of it so I was good to go. Believe it or not, I was actually overdressed for this gala!
All in all, it was a pretty quiet affair until the end of the night when I disarmed and beat the shit out of two assassins dressed up in disguise as The Hamburglar and Grimace. Unfortunately I couldn't celebrate long because after eating 5 whoppers along with drinking 6 tumblers of Apple Pucker I ended up sharting and had to make a hasty exit. Anyways, a good time was had by all!
Until next time fellow Delta Warriors, be safe out there. Burger Queen, you will be sorely missed.
This department is a total joke !
I'm just counting the days.
Unbelieveable !
talk about a waste of money,look at these two useless assholes.we could hire 3 or 4 real police officers for what we are paying them.thank god one is retiring but i'm afraid she is going to be replaced by a another over payed mutt.the main thing is we are being p/c after all thats what really counts in todays economy.i say thin out the brass and hire more police!!!just one p.o's opinion:)
WE ARE A JOKE OF A POLICE DEPARTMENT.
Wooooeeeee! I'm the new commander, I love this great big new hat! I'm the new commander! Isn't this big chair swell? Wooo, I'm the new commander, listen to what I say because I'm the new commander! You're morale will improve and you will work hard because I say it and I am the new commander! Do you know what this will do to my pension! Weeeee, I'm the new commander!
WELL...we do double inverted seatbelt missions...Ha...Top That!
I SAY PROMOTE THEM ALL...SCENE FROM A FEW GOOD MEN!!!!
That remark makes it abundantly clear that we haven't been giving an adequate recruit exam...since forever!
I love the ribbons that these two go-getters are sporting...f-in shameless!!!!
DUMB AND DUMBER!
And the beat goes on, and the beat goes on...
Your explanation of a reverse pod mission ...absolutely hilarious
Does anyone detect a pattern here. What have “THEY” done to my beloved Department. How far will “Political Correctness” be allowed to destroy one of the great Police Departments in the country. My only consolation is that I am done and have reached the goal of pension. My prays are always with my brothers and sisters still, on the job.
Doing as little as possible is the best revenge. So go earn those ribbons and make the welfare dumps nicer. Im following the leadership and doing nothing but acting and looking busy. Also I nod my head smile and agree with every boss I encounter. Best part of being a sheepdog is that kissing/licking ass of superiors is normal.
I'm sure there will be a giant crowd at Lillie's party.
I know that the entire ELITE 361 teams bought tickets.
THE CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT HAS BEEN CRUSHED UNDER THE WEIGHT OF MERITORIOUS APPOINTMENTS
The Curse of Claudell lives on in 011! We give that stumbling, farting, psuedo-minister (yea, even devils in the flesh can quote scripture you old grinning dog skull you!) any credit but Penny has quickly established herself as an assclown extraodinaire.
OMG Claudell!! Talk about a blast from the ol Fillmore past!! I can picture the arrogance now. Thanks for the laugh.
'80's Fillmore alum and proud member of kma.
The Burger Queen & henny penny supposedly took & passed the exam to become Chicago Police Officers. If these two dolts took the exam just think what we are in for when they scrap the exam ! I'm sure there's a ton of un-discovered idiots & felons who can't wit to become the "Peal Police's".
God Help Us !!!!!!!
It's good to know the incompetents retire with such a huge pension. Your tax dollars at work.
Stop the merit process now.
It's all nonsense.
SCC: Will there be an "Over/Under" on Penny. No way she's commander of 11 in the summer months.
Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun
their shenanigans are cruel and tragic....which makes them not shenanigans at all, really
evil shenanigans
I heard Obama was going to make Penny his Law Enforcement Czar, unfortunately she pays her taxes.
Ah, a West Side take on "Through The Looking Glass".
Bravo!
Hey Phil
Thanks for promoting her
In 007 she used to have us do reverse Domestic Abuse Missions. It was exhausting going around and beating everyone's "Hoes and bitches".
Instead of doing "reverse Pod mmissions", why dont we have a "Reverse Commander Mission" in 011? That would be a program where every PO in 011 would get a chance to sit in the Commanders chair and call the shots. I mean if they promoted Henny Penny then any one of us PO's could do her job and better. Problem is that she forgot that she puts her pants on the same way as the rest of us. One foot at a time!
We ar already planning your going away party penny.
We will let you know how it was the day after.
This Job Is Dead said...
"...How phony motherfuckers like this sleep at night or go about their daily routine is beyond my grasp..."
1/08/2010 12:52:00 AM
They sleep just fine, Thank you.
In their little world, YOU are the phony motherfucker, NOT them.
THEY believe they have EARNED all their promotions.
Are you expecting them to feel bad that they are your boss and making more money than you?
You really don't, DO YOU?
While a great boss was sitting next to her who knew his stuff!!!!
that pix needs to have a hat that looks like a pod camera....
Off topic: Speaking of Burger Queens. Just got home from 44. How about "her honor" not giving pc on four agg uuw arrests from New Years Eve! On more than one occasion stating, "Yes you were observed firing or were observed with the weapon still in hand, but nobody was injured....I never want to see you in my court again! Are you kidding me! Only in crook county. This lady might have just stolen penny's crown!
Great Idea ! Today im Going to do a Reverse curfew misson, maybe even a reverse station assignment.
look at these two beauties--- i thought the circus already left town....
Awards...one if the Crime reduction that everyone received and the other is the DNC which everyone received.
WARNING! Sgt. Brian Hawkins of Vice and his hit and run team have been ordered by none other than Ernie Brown to focus on private partys and police type bars with orders to film and make arrest on police officers. You were warned, this is not a poisen pen letter.
HEY HEY NOW!!! You don't get to be #1 in homicides without inovative tactics such as this! Lest you all forget 011 is where the city decided to run all the drops for the camera's into an abandoned building ,then was surprised when the scrappers stole all of it. A reverse pod mission prevents these type of thefts by having the officers watch the pods so they aren't stolen, and IT WORKS not one pod has been stolen since we started running these missions. When your district can take our homicide crown then you can start criticizing our methods.
"reverse pod missions" lol...hysterical,thanks for the laugh. Reno 911 lol
In 007 a few years back a female watch commander who was a merit Lt had a photograph of her "study group" in her locker. All of the group were promoted to Lt., all by merit. None of them scored high enough to be promoted without merit. All of them went on to make exempt. This lady was a secretary as a police officer, an administrative sergeant in the detective division and went right to watch commander as a merit lt. Not very smart and always concerned about her makeup. Now thats clout
I'm going to do a reverse school absentee mission! Go to school, grab a bunch of kids and throw them out on the corner for some learn how to work the streets time!
Then I'm holding myself down on a Gang loitering mission, where I get an event # and do nothing except drive past and wave at the kids I put on the corner.
Foot Patrol, then lunch.
The best yet!
Now a reverse TRP mission where I make a bunch of fake TRP's and get those damn bust out kids I dragged out of the school to start selling them to all the hood rats with Rims and sound systems.
Now Personal, oh crap school is out AND THE WILD ANIMALS ARE LOOSE!
CRAP, I ALREADY USED MY PERSONALS, LUNCH AND B.S. MISSIONS.
WAIT, I know! Call out a foot chase of a kids selling fake TRP's, lose kid in alley, wipe out car, fall out of car, do IOD report.
CYA NEXT YEAR! WE CAN DO IT AGAIN!
SGT: "Can I have an event # for IOD investigation during a Reverse TRP Mission."
mccotter retired
dan dugan is the last command staff without a merit promotion
civil service rank lt
does cpd really need captains
Off topic: Speaking of Burger Queens. Just got home from 44. How about "her honor" not giving pc on four agg uuw arrests from New Years Eve! On more than one occasion stating, "Yes you were observed firing or were observed with the weapon still in hand, but nobody was injured....I never want to see you in my court again! Are you kidding me! Only in crook county. This lady might have just stolen penny's crown!
Good arrest office but are you really suprised it was tossed? Thats what leads po's to the road to doing nothing. Sounds like the local media ought to ask the judge a few questions. But in the end nothing will change.
How about a reverse POD sting? People think they are being watched on the POD, but they really aren't because no one really gives a shit. Then all the poleeces come out from around the corner and laugh.
I'm doing a reverse aggressive policing mission.
Off topic: Speaking of Burger Queens. Just got home from 44. How about "her honor" not giving pc on four agg uuw arrests from New Years Eve! On more than one occasion stating, "Yes you were observed firing or were observed with the weapon still in hand, but nobody was injured....I never want to see you in my court again! Are you kidding me! Only in crook county. This lady might have just stolen penny's crown!
WTF!!!
The Ultimate Tactical Warrior received more ribbons while in the academy than these two nitwits have their whole careers. Think about it.
You guys write like over promotion and useless pos's have just come up the past 5 years or so.
Anyone remember John Townsend? Oh, yeah, and how about his squeeze, a certain Lt. JB in vice. She and her on-duty drinking buddies had it made - even when the accident happened on company time! Party ended when he died - RIP John, and the good times.
please put a picture of Commander Michael Mealer of 017 district. KING BURGER
"How phony motherfuckers like this sleep at night or go about their daily routine is beyond my grasp."
It's easy. Three simple rules:
#1: Make sure you have enough competent unclouted hostages below your rank to do your job for you.
#2: Take credit for all your subordinates successes.
#3: Never take responsibility for any of your own failures.
Worked out great most of my illustrious career, not so much at 400 E. Lower Wacker Drive.
And there ends the lesson.
(By the way, I should have been knighted queen of the Foster, and I don't mean the beer. Many thanks to all of those I've stepped on over the decades.)
What ever happened to the Commander of the Academy that had a Midway airport fiasco. Ruth something...
Did she get demoted, do any time, ????
Anonymous said...
Hey SCC, just thought you'd like this one...apparently, at the 003rd District Christmas/retirement party on 17 December, at the Chateau Bu She', the B. Q. called one of her office minions who was already at the party. She asked her underling which entrance she was supposed to use to get into the party, to which the minion replied that there was only one entrance. After a somewhat brief, and uneasy pause, 'ol Queenie says...now get this, cuz it 'splains everthin, " Oh...I'm at the Martinique". Go figure...not even at the right place...hope she finds the right entrance tonight!!!!!!
1/08/2010 01:18:00 AM
Nobody has any use for the bitch but why make silly shit up. I hope it was sarcasm but it didn't come out that way. Only a northsider would not know that the Martinique was torn down five years ago. Maybe she was at Walmart trying to find the Martinique but thats not inflamatory enough. If you want to make shit up at least make the lie sound like it might have happended.
almost like putting a camera on the wagon so the bad guys know there is a police presence
I work in 011. It is just getting worse. We need some northside districts to open up, so we can bid there.
OMG! penny is a liar. Just ask her.
Just learned that the reverse POD mission is to be performed by driving your squad backwards in the affected (infected) POD area in order to trick the criminals into believing that you are leaving the area.
That ain't shit!
A bet her guys can't do a "014th District Tactical Triple Reverse Colostomy Bag Relay"!
To be unveiled at the next PUD meeting...and that's a fac' Jack!
Whose face is that in Lillie's star?
reverse POD mission....gangbangers press their faces against the front glass windows of the station. they peer inside and watch football with the W/C.
Someone needs to pass the burger king hat onto to Penny's head...
Do we walk backwards in a reverse pod mission?
To the Anonymous Blogger that gave the warning about Sgt BH: Im sure you are the same blogger who left another comment under another thread...do me a huge favor drop the "y" and add ies...thats how you change party to parties! You don't even know how to spell so if anyone who reads the garbage that you post actually believes any of your lies...shame on them!
HEY HEY NOW!!! You don't get to be #1 in homicides without inovative tactics such as this! Lest you all forget 011 is where the city decided to run all the drops for the camera's into an abandoned building ,then was surprised when the scrappers stole all of it. A reverse pod mission prevents these type of thefts by having the officers watch the pods so they aren't stolen, and IT WORKS not one pod has been stolen since we started running these missions. When your district can take our homicide crown then you can start criticizing our methods.
1/08/2010 01:23:00 PM
Are you F'in kidding me!!! This post has to be a joke right???
It has to be right? I mean.......this is a joke post right....? please someone tell me this is a joke!
Hey Box Chevy Phantom...
While Claudell "The Deacon" needed a shout-out, let us not forget one of his biggest, jagoff predecessors...the one, the only...Nate "The Snake" Gibson. Remember when that ball-pouch had the A4 detective division cars towed from in front of 3151?
Talk about a piece of shit Commander truly out of touch...and racist as they come.
Unveiling the new and improved CPD! Step right up folks and take a good look at the future of The Chicago Police Dept! Would you run into a gunfight following this person? Hell no! Daley just loves fucking with the street police! Sick sense of humor!
Are you F'in kidding me!!! This post has to be a joke right???
It has to be right? I mean.......this is a joke post right....? please someone tell me this is a joke!
Not a joke. SCC wrote about it a year ago. Mass hilarity in 011 once we found out what and why we were checking all the cameras.
"a certain Lt. JB in vice. She and her on-duty drinking buddies had it made - even when the accident happened on company time! Party ended when he died - RIP John, and the good times."
Didnt hurt her too bad, she spent the rest of her career backstabbing in Youth & Always had a Company Car to cart her ass in until the day she retired.
Let's have a "Reverse Commander Mission" get rid of Trahanas and bring back Eric Washington !
What ever happened to the Commander of the Academy that had a Midway airport fiasco. Ruth something...
Did she get demoted, do any time, ????
1/08/2010 06:29:00 PM
Ruth Wedster is hiding out at 35 Michigan until this, and a couple of other CR's numbers,blow over.
She's just waiting until the Commander of 022 gets forced out by Rugai and the worst of the 19th ward so she can take that spot.
In the meantime she's the Commander of Commanding-she did move up though-hear an ADS may be getting indicted so she'll get an office all to herself!
In the meantime, Sophie is beside herself.
"Just learned that the reverse POD mission is to be performed by driving your squad backwards in the affected (infected) POD area in order to trick the criminals into believing that you are leaving the area.
1/08/2010 07:26:00 PM"
you know, that just might work......
The Ultimate Tactical Warrior received more ribbons while in the academy than these two nitwits have their whole careers. Think about it.
1/08/2010 05:24:00 PM
Sure did-ribbons for
on duty shopping
hiding in the 19 20 23rd districts
buying most antiques while on
duty AND
kissing the most aldermanic butt to keep the desk and wagon spots in those districts so the ultimate tactical warrior can avoid real police work and stay safe!!!
dan dugan is the last command staff without a merit promotion
wrong again dugan butt kisser,
there's a minority exempt who made lt off his test score
and he's a good guy
Anonymous said...
Just learned that the reverse POD mission is to be performed by driving your squad backwards in the affected (infected) POD area in order to trick the criminals into believing that you are leaving the area.
1/08/2010 07:26:00 PM
Aha! That is how the German Army conquered Poland in three days, they marched in backwards! The Poles thought they were leaving! That and the Polish cavalry was on horseback and they went up against German tanks.
Insane Fish (I/F) said...
Does anyone detect a pattern here. What have “THEY” done to my beloved Department. How far will “Political Correctness” be allowed to destroy one of the great Police Departments in the country. My only consolation is that I am done and have reached the goal of pension. My prays are always with my brothers and sisters still, on the job.
1/08/2010 08:24:00 AM
It isn't one of the great ones any more. Nothing great about it.
Are you F'in kidding me!!! This post has to be a joke right???
It has to be right? I mean.......this is a joke post right....? please someone tell me this is a joke!
Not a joke. SCC wrote about it a year ago. Mass hilarity in 011 once we found out what and why we were checking all the cameras.
1/08/2010 11:43:00 PM
yeah but the original poster seems to think (and seems to be bragging) about why they are doing reverse POD missions and how successful they are.
So let me get this straight, the powers that be replaced officers with PODS, now the PODS are in danger, so they have officers watching the PODS? How about we just skip to the Chicago way and get a POD to watch a POD.
Talk about a piece of shit Commander truly out of touch...and racist as they come.
1/08/2010 11:19:00 PM
I find it hypocritical of this Commander to spout racist comments against any race not black yet she can't admit that she's black? She wants to claim another race for herself? Please that woman is what we call high yellow and aint nothing about her Hawaiian. She must be so ahsamed of her race that she married a non-black husband. What is up with the hypocrisy Penny? If you want everyone to agree with your black is preferred stance, practice it yourself.
Signed: A real black girl who is not afraid to be black
Anonymous said...
"reverse pod missions" lol...hysterical,thanks for the laugh. Reno 911 lol
1/08/2010 03:08:00 PM
Correction, now it's Reno 011!
Nobody has any use for the bitch but why make silly shit up. I hope it was sarcasm but it didn't come out that way. Only a northsider would not know that the Martinique was torn down five years ago. Maybe she was at Walmart trying to find the Martinique but thats not inflamatory enough. If you want to make shit up at least make the lie sound like it might have happended.
1/08/2010 06:33:00 PM
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There's a NEW Martinique. I know this and, omigod, I'm even a northsider. Several units had their parties there this past year.
Just learned that the reverse POD mission is to be performed by driving your squad backwards in the affected (infected) POD area in order to trick the criminals into believing that you are leaving the area.
1/08/2010 07:26:00 PM
LMFAO!
I must say that when all the instructors left the rooms, so's the classes could cheat while in the academy, we all should have assumed the Promotional tests were about as legit.
Most of us however were to hungover, or to busy trying to get into the pants of our co-workers.
Now however, 26 years later, its all so crystal clear. Its like the HAL-2000 computer is talking to me.
"Dave, its all phoney Dave". "Dave, please dont disconnect me Dave".
word id that henny penny has a boy toy she is gaga over and he is not too pleased with her. therefore allegedly miss henny treats her boy toy lavishly to keep him happy. i believe paris was the last treat. and word is hes hanging on long enough to get promoted and he hopes its quick bc she may not be able to submit mj if she gets demoted, allegedly, things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
How about reverse pregnancies. Now THAT would be wonderful!
Attended the burger Queen's party last night, I have to say it was very egelant with standing room only.
For those who don't know and are making shit up about her and that P.O. (I like the P.O. not her so I must say something at his defense), they have been dating for years. He took her to Europe for her birthday. Look up the date. He was with her for years before she moved up to where she is now. He has like 5 degrees and could care less about being merit anything. He will make it on his own whenever another class is made.
And as far as Dugan being the only Exempt that made it on the test to Lieutenant, that is a lie. I know Chief Ernest Brown, Chief Juan Rivera, Commander Bob Lopez, Commander Adrianne Stanly, Commander Patty Walsh, Chief Tina Skahill, Commander Walter Green, 2 White Commanders and 2 other Black Commanders (who I will not name because neither one really gives a shit about what anyone thinks and are always targets on here because I am sure as you are that one or both will be the Superintendent/ASO one day) made it off the test. The Lieutenant's union can give you that information if you would like to post correct information, you miserable P.O. Maybe if you spent more time studying instead of making shit up on SCC, you would find some peace in your life.
Merit for everything.......
Assistant Supertinendent Beatrice Cuello
Commander Kevin Ryan (dumb as they come)
Dep. Chief Nicholas Roti
Commander Leo Schmidt (well deserved)
Dep. Chief Constantine Andrews
Dep. Supt. Peterson
Dep. Chief Dana Alexander
Dep. Chief Al Wysinger
Commander Genessa Lewis (dumb as a box of rocks)
Commander Eddie Welch (too dumb to mention)
Commander John Ball (was a waste to the Detective Division)
Commander Lucy Moy
Commander Judith Martin
Commander David Mc Naughton
Deputy Chief Keating (great boss, I don't care how connected he is)
Ruth Wedster (I don't know what she is. She should be fired or a Lieutenant by now, but I see the Superintendent is very selective on who he holds accountable)
Each Union has a list of who got promoted meritoriously. Just ask. Its no secret! They also have everyone's test ranking!
WE ARE A JOKE OF A POLICE DEPARTMENT.
1/08/2010 05:54:00 AM
We are not a police department!
I would certainly hope that by now each and every one of you has stopped telling people that you are a "police officer" or you work for the "police department."
We are not police officers because we do not work for a police department.
We are janitors for Chicago's Department of Political Supervisors.
Now clean the fucking floor like they told you to!
Haven't any of you realized that NOT DOING POLICE WORK is the key to success in the CPD?
Is that the " Insane Fish" from 014 days? Hope you are doing well
there is a new Martinique at 8200 S. Cicero in Burbank and I have been to Christmas and retirement parties there. Actually it is not that new 3 or 4 years old at least and I too am a northsider
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
Hey SCC, just thought you'd like this one...apparently, at the 003rd District Christmas/retirement party on 17 December, at the Chateau Bu She', the B. Q. called one of her office minions who was already at the party. She asked her underling which entrance she was supposed to use to get into the party, to which the minion replied that there was only one entrance. After a somewhat brief, and uneasy pause, 'ol Queenie says...now get this, cuz it 'splains everthin, " Oh...I'm at the Martinique". Go figure...not even at the right place...hope she finds the right entrance tonight!!!!!!
1/08/2010 01:18:00 AM
Nobody has any use for the bitch but why make silly shit up. I hope it was sarcasm but it didn't come out that way. Only a northsider would not know that the Martinique was torn down five years ago. Maybe she was at Walmart trying to find the Martinique but thats not inflamatory enough. If you want to make shit up at least make the lie sound like it might have happended.
1/08/2010 06:33:00 PM
First off Einstein, the original Martinique was torn down, and yes, it is now a Wal-Mart. One point for you having a basic knowlege of the history and geography of that area, but that's the only point you get. The new Martinique is on Cicero in the building which used to be Annie-Tiques. And yes it's been that way for at least 2 years. As for making the story up, well, you go right ahead and believe what you want Cooter. The rest of us who were there that night know better. Just passing on the info to SCC.
#1: Make sure you have enough competent unclouted hostages below your rank to do your job for you.
#2: Take credit for all your subordinates successes.
#3: Never take responsibility for any of your own failures.
Wow. That sounds like the white shirts in fcu. Don't forget, you have to live out of the city, too.
It reminds me of one-too-many merited exempt hack who did not know who "felony review" was. Pathetic.
So the Burger Queen of Branch 44 strikes again...the same judge that finds no pc for her own search warrants. She's a clown. Br 44 is only there to get me 3 hours and a few good laughs...oh, and to get me sued!
Nobody has any use for the bitch but why make silly shit up. I hope it was sarcasm but it didn't come out that way. Only a northsider would not know that the Martinique was torn down five years ago. Maybe she was at Walmart trying to find the Martinique but thats not inflamatory enough. If you want to make shit up at least make the lie sound like it might have happended.
Hey, dip shit the Martinique is still in buisness. It moved to 85th and Cicero. Even a north sider knows that.
'I find it hypocritical of this Commander to spout racist comments against any race not black yet she can't admit that she's black? She wants to claim another race for herself? Please that woman is what we call high yellow and aint nothing about her Hawaiian. She must be so ahsamed of her race that she married a non-black husband. What is up with the hypocrisy Penny? If you want everyone to agree with your black is preferred stance, practice it yourself.'
Enough already. I've knwon Penny for years, and she has NEVER identified herself as Hawaiian, or anything close to it. Penny has never denied being black, or of growing up on the West side.
If you don't like her, fine, we get that, but enough of coming on the blog and spouting mean-spirited lies about her. I can't imagine anyone who would desire to be cmdr of 011, but most high ranking officers would NOT turn down a promotion of that sort (although I can't understand who would want to do it today, knowing that a month's salary has to be 'donated' back to the City).
I can't see any of the District cmdrs feeling especially secure in their positions when one considers how WEISel/Masters have treated their own in the past year or so.
Willing to bet a large number of them will bail throughout 2010 as the time gets closer to 'donating' those 24 days back to Shortshanks.
"dan dugan is the last command staff without a merit promotion"
Dugan's a softball. Chief Juan Rivera is also non-merit. Plus he was only one of a handful of minorities to be promoted to sgt. in 1994, BEFORE merit promotions.
after seeing her pic, there is NOOOOOOOOO reason that a district commander should wear ribbons that were GIVEN to officers by virtue of being on the job at a certain period of time, ie. democratic national convention award, caps pilot program district award, etc. It looks like she may have the honorable mention award, but c'mon...50 honorable mentions ? I have worked a good amount of years in the busy districts, and do have 100+ honorables, not to mention the other awards(not tooting my own horn, I'm making a point). I know officers who have 250+ honorables and tons of other awards after really humping for 5-7 years in fast districts. My point is, who would the troops rather work hard for...the commander with no decent work history and no experience of keeping hard working officers out of a jam, or the hard working street copper, going to court, writing reports and dealing with bad guys but is too busy doing work related things and probably even a few side jobs here and there, who will know and direct his subordinates and keep them safe in potential "jam up" situations and make them right ?
Anonymous said...
please put a picture of Commander Michael Mealer of 017 district. KING BURGER
1/08/2010 05:47:00 PM
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Or you can sub it with either a GROUCHO MARX or BORAT picture....
THE HONORABLE MENTION THAT SHE WEARS IS ONE THAT WROTE UP FOR HERSELF WHE SHE WAS A SERGEANT. AND SOMEONE ELSE DID ALL THE WORK.
And as far as Dugan being the only Exempt that made it on the test to Lieutenant, that is a lie. I know Chief Ernest Brown
Wrong, he made it off a lawsuit. google his name
Attended the burger Queen's party last night, I have to say it was very egelant with standing room only.1/09/2010 09:50:00 AM
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You illiterate dork!
1/09/2010 10:01:00 AM
I don't know about all the ones you said made it on merit, but I DO know that most of the ones you said made it legit were definitely MERIT lieutenants.
Anonymous said...
And as far as Dugan being the only Exempt that made it on the test to Lieutenant, that is a lie. I know Chief Ernest Brown
Wrong, he made it off a lawsuit. google his name
1/09/2010 09:27:00 PM
Thats a lie. He has both of his test score letters on the wall of his bedroom with all of the many awards and letters he has recieved over the years, so I know he made Sergeant and Lieutenant off of the test!
Talk about a piece of shit Commander truly out of touch...and racist as they come.
1/08/2010 11:19:00 PM
I find it hypocritical of this Commander to spout racist comments against any race not black yet she can't admit that she's black? She wants to claim another race for herself? Please that woman is what we call high yellow and aint nothing about her Hawaiian. She must be so ahsamed of her race that she married a non-black husband. What is up with the hypocrisy Penny? If you want everyone to agree with your black is preferred stance, practice it yourself.
Signed: A real black girl who is not afraid to be black
1/09/2010 02:43:00 AM
YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!
Memories of am 011th District Ranger.....John Dahlberg as the firs wac commander...what a PRINCE...
Martinez as 2nd watch commander..what a goof...
John Farrell Sgt on the watch..say no more....Sgt Mike Mulligan on 1st watch watching out for all of his gus and gals....
guys like Whittinhall and Mahalick
did all their time in 011..WOW..
Dana Starks as the 3rd watch LT....mmmmmm Well....mostly GREAT MEMORIES
Each Union has a list of who got promoted meritoriously. Just ask. Its no secret! They also have everyone's test ranking!
Well obviously you can't read because you are wrong about your "merit" picks. No point in naming them, it isn't going to change their rank. The problem is people look for an excuse not to give people a chance because they are merit. One thing an old time sgt told me, "you may not respect the person, but you better respect the rank". The problem being is to many exempts don't respect anyone below their rank, they think they know it all. That is the problem with the exempt rank, narcissism.
If the unions have a list of all merit promotions why are they not posted on this blog? I find this hard to believe that this is readily available because it would end all the "bashing!" Put up or shut up!
A divorced African-American woman who refuses to revert to her maiden name by using her ex-husband's Greek surname and contends she is "Hawaiian" has serious identity issues that require psychiatric intervention. She may be delusional, possibly even psychotic.
Cmdr LM: merit dic, merit sgt, merit lt.
Question: how come all the brass just "don't test well"?
1/09/2010 02:50:00 PM
She hasn't admitted it either. Her Greek mother-in-law must have been thrilled with her.
cmdr p.trahanas will 1 day have her own ornament which will hang from the tree in 011 and from the many trees where she has touched so many lives.
The Ultimate Tactical Warrior received more ribbons while in the academy than these two nitwits have their whole careers. Think about it.
1/08/2010 05:24:00 PM
Sure did-ribbons for
on duty shopping
hiding in the 19 20 23rd districts
buying most antiques while on
duty AND
kissing the most aldermanic butt to keep the desk and wagon spots in those districts so the ultimate tactical warrior can avoid real police work and stay safe!!!
Are you saying the Ultimate Tactical Warrior is a fraud? If he is- I'm commandeering that moniker for myself. Any objections meet me in the west alley of 73rd and Hermitage tonight at midnight.
"Are you saying the Ultimate Tactical Warrior is a fraud? If he is- I'm commandeering that moniker for myself. Any objections meet me in the west alley of 73rd and Hermitage tonight at midnight.
1/10/2010 04:41:00 PM"
hold that thought until, say, about mid july....
"cmdr p.trahanas will 1 day have her own ornament which will hang from the tree in 011 and from the many trees where she has touched so many lives.
1/10/2010 02:14:00 PM"
time to notify the BATF?
to the blogger who says penny has been dating the 5 degrees p.o for years..she only being divored for 3-4 years.. after that she was dating a west-side reverend. her clout was phil cline..via thru dana starks......
1/10/2010 06:20:00 AM
AWWWWWW!
Memories of 011!!
God Almighty did we hump... Goodness did we have some fun though. Yes, Good bosses who looked to look out for people, (even some that didn't really deserve it but it's water under the bridge ain't it?) and bosses who were the dirtiest of dirty rotten, decayed-ass cocksuckers too. (you dead dogs know who you are/were!)
Oh, and the annointed ones sent through just to put 011 on their resume ("WOW is it always like this in 011?" ...and where are you from again madame sergeant?) just before the main stage of the promotion rocket wedged in their ass was ignited. (you nit-wits know who you are/were too!) Why were they always rotating their gums about "whipping you ghetto coppers in shape?" Maaann STFU, run, hide & GFY.
Z10: Units in 11 & on the city-wide, shots fired at (pick-a-corner)...
meanwhile...
Random 011 Beat Car on scene lending support: "AHHHHH... KILL HIM! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU CHASIN' HIM FOR? HE HAS A GUN, KILL HIIMMM!!"
Spectator: "man, Po-leese crazy ovah heah!"
LOL!
*sigh*
What the hell has happened to this job?
Oh well... good times at 3151. (for the most part;)
What business is it of anyone that she kept her married last name. Statistics show that 77% of women do, especially if their children share the same last name. Also, she has been dating the P.O. for a few years. If you knew about the Reverend, you must have been a good friend of hers. She really needs to look close at those she calls friend, becuase you are now on SCC posting her business. That was not everyday news.
However anyone thinks of any Exempt, they have a horrible job especially in a fast district. Lieutenants and Captains get paid more than them. Hell, most Detectives make more than Commanders with overtime. Women especially have a very hard time on this job, are easy targets and have to double prove themselves. I can name at least 3 Exempts including your Superintendent that has said stupid things this week alone.Also, look at you 3rd in charge Cuello. She ran her District in the ground and got promoted. Well, bad example, that is a woman! Lets look at people like Nick Roti who has never been a District Commander. He is making descisions that effect them but has never been one them? How stupid is that? Another bad example. Look at Jfed and all of his agents. They have never been the police and are all through this department.
Oh well. I tried. Back to the bar!
The other Trahanas ( John ) was the real policemen as a 015 District Tact Officer and Area 5 Detective, he should have been Commander Trahanas instead of the present one.
John Trahanas (015 tact)/A/5 Detective was her husband?
Chief Juan Rivera is also non-merit. Plus he was only one of a handful of minorities to be promoted to sgt. in 1994, BEFORE merit promotions.
Thats Odd???? You see I worked with Juan in 1994 when I made Sgt. in the only Sgts class made that year and I don't remember Juan being in that group with me. I'll have to dig the list out before calling bullshit but I'm pretty damn sure.
Here's another one. A reverse pod mission is where you have the bad guys come into the station and watch the computers screen to see where the police are.
Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
And as far as Dugan being the only Exempt that made it on the test to Lieutenant, that is a lie. I know Chief Ernest Brown
Wrong, he made it off a lawsuit. google his name
1/09/2010 09:27:00 PM
Thats a lie. He has both of his test score letters on the wall of his bedroom with all of the many awards and letters he has recieved over the years, so I know he made Sergeant and Lieutenant off of the test!
1/09/2010 11:19:00 PM
He has both of his test score letters on the wall of his bedroom.......!! Oh no you didn't!
She was born and raised in the Austin area,
John Trahanas was her husband and claim to greek fame
He has both of his test score letters on the wall of his bedroom.......!! Oh no you didn't!
1/12/2010 01:41:00 AM
I was helping him decorate. Get your mind out of the gutter!
You know what's really frightening about henny penny, she really believes that she is deserving of being a commander. (Remind her please how she got where she's at). She's not smart enough to realize that she's stupid.
penny is not stupid; she STOOOPID!
I actually like her. I worked with her a few years back. She seemed pretty smart to me, fair and looked out for the police. I know I am an asshole but I don't mind telling the truth!
>>>Anonymous said...
Chief Juan Rivera is also non-merit. Plus he was only one of a handful of minorities to be promoted to sgt. in 1994, BEFORE merit promotions.<<<<
BEFORE merit promotions!?!?!
You mean BEFORE..AFIRMATIVE ACTION.
You mean be BEFORE.. STANDARDIZATION
You mean BEFORE.. RACE NORMING
You mean BEFORE.. there was REVERSE DISCRIMINATION
You mean BEFORE ..there was JUDGE PRENTISS MARSHALL
You mean before.. there was THE ENVELOPE
Yes, before MERIT PROMOTIONS everything was LEGIT.
To: Oh well. I tried. Back to the bar!
1/10/2010 11:35:00 PM
"...Superintendent that has said stupid things this week alone. "
This week alone! How 'bout from day one. Everywhere he goes, every one he sees, no matter what the rank thinks he is a goof or worse. Can you imagine what a room full of P.O.s, police family members, exempts, (even those he promoted if they ever wore a blue shirt), can your imagine what they think of him. It must be rough to know that everyone hates you. When his contract is up in a year, and hopefully we get rid of him, and Dudley Dugan, it is going to take a lot of work to undo the damage they have done.
"look at you(sic) 3rd in charge Cuello. She ran her District in the ground "
Bullshit, you are obviously not from 010. Bea Cuello was good to everyone there and had good bosses working with her. It is harder there now because of the manpower shortage since M.S.F. and other units drew off so many people, but that is every district. 010 is still a better place to work than many other districts.
Yes, "Back to the bar!" Have a double shot of shut the fuck up, and if any vacancies open up in 010 please don't put in a P.A.R. form.
Yes, "Back to the bar!" Have a double shot of shut the fuck up, and if any vacancies open up in 010 please don't put in a P.A.R. form.
1/16/2010 04:10:00 PM
Kiss ass Sgt GF get off the blog. She is fucked up, she is not the police, she is merit all the way, she has teret syndrome so I cannot understand her ass, she has a criminal daughter, she has had all kind of relationships through her many years on this job, she should not be 3rd in Command, she is a complete kiss ass idiot, just becuase she was nice to you and a few others because you were in her circle and you tried with you small mind to make her look good so you could make Lieutenant does not mean she is a good boss. She is worst than the Burger Queen! Now, poll 10 officers from 010 and yes I do work in 010, if they were here when she was here, they would agree. She also poured salt on our current Commander and tried to lie and say he was a gang banger to keep him from getting promoted becuase he would not dance to her tune! Fuck her! She is worst than JFED!
TW
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