Friday, June 11, 2010

Investigative Brilliance

  • When childhood friends Jeffrey Pinkerton and Patrick Evans were released from jail, they both said they would change their ways.

    Evans' mother said she doubted it. Pinkerton's girlfriend of seven years and the mother of his two children said she had faith that he would.

    On Tuesday night, both men were killed in the back of an East Garfield Park corner store in the 3600 block of West Ohio Street.

    [...] The shooting was gang-related, police sources said. Both men were members of the Conservative Vice Lords, the sources said.

Really, we had no idea this would turn out to be gang related. AK-47 used in a west-side corner-store back-room? How could such a thing be?

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31 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, they did change their ways. They're dead. Too bad it didn't happen sooner. Come on Chaulky, get some.

And another thing, where are the liberal vice lord? Boys Town?

6/11/2010 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just shook my head when baby's momma (Pinkerton's g-f) said that the police were lying.

Face the facts, honey. Your old man was a POS who couldn't let the lifestyle go...not even for you or the kiddies.

6/11/2010 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"AK-47 used in a west side corner store back room?"

Oh. Noise complaint. That's on private property. Not a police matter. Call your landlord (who, of course, will tell you to call the police.)

Jfled just picked up that inside/outside stuff by osmosis; it was developed ages ago by coppers who didn't want to climb any more stairs that night.

6/11/2010 01:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AWWWW MAAAN they were Conservatives, why couldn't they just kill the Liberals :)

6/11/2010 01:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's an INNIE! Doesn't count. Don't talk of it again, now lets move on.

6/11/2010 03:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU KNOW HE HAD AN FOID CARD AND HE HAD IT REGISTERED AND BOUGHT IT FROM SOME STORE LEGIT .....RIGHT MAYOR........not

6/11/2010 03:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So!?

6/11/2010 05:48:00 AM  
Blogger cpdwoman said...

If Daley banned back rooms of grocery stores this wouldn't have happened

6/11/2010 06:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

funny... i never struggle to turn my life around or do the moral things. the truth...when you set the standard for behavior sooooo low for some people....they struggle just to rise above animalistic behavior. maybe we all should set a higher bar for everyone. excuse makers/self victims and bullshitters for life everywhere!

6/11/2010 06:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there even ONE of these corner stores in the ghetto that are legit? Seems like everyone of them are involved in multiple illegal activities, but we all fall for their "have a free pop" bullshit instead of looking into what they're up to!

6/11/2010 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Arn't assault weapons banned in all of Cook County????

6/11/2010 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Misdemeanor Murder...

6/11/2010 08:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

An SKS used on the street but because I won't can't take a physical fitness test...... and if I do have an M-4 The weapon is carried in the trunk of the car......... Now I m not a college educated P.O. but I have been shot at and missed, and shit at and hit so it dooes nt take a 7.62 x .39 mm to hit me in the vest and through my body and out the vest to know that this is not going to be a good outcome................

6/11/2010 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

An AK-47!!? WTF is that about!!? Yeah...the gun laws are really working! I even bet he/they had their FOID cards on them at the time of the shooting. To justify. LMAO! Keep it all on the southside!

6/11/2010 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

two less useless breeders! thx chalkie.

6/11/2010 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Hot Pursuit said...

Holy Shit, what’s a J-Fled & Master dynamic duo to do........
Another tragedy..... Shit happens, a least it wasn’t some kids playing in front of their home.

6/11/2010 11:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Being conservatives, both young men had a stake in Our Right to bear arms. Another 2nd Amendment victory!

6/11/2010 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two more who will not be a drain on society any longer. Way to go, this keeps up maybe my property taxes will go down.

6/11/2010 11:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AK-47's are unable to be registered due to their "assault weapon" status. it has a protruding pistol grip, a magazine in excess of 10 rounds, and a bayonet lug...

Can you charge someone posthumously and bill their estate? You'd be paid in rims and grape soda but it's better than nothing (punitive damages as it were).

6/11/2010 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least they were conservatives.

6/11/2010 12:49:00 PM  
Anonymous CharLes Bronson said...

Whats that... Richie, you dont feeL Like taLking about That A-K 47. How about you Jody... No, you either. WeLL thats just grand!!! Richie and his McdonaLds hand puppet have nothing to say.

6/11/2010 02:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8 BALL,CORNER POCKET.

6/11/2010 04:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let me guess....witnesses uncooperatve at scene; but "Black" and "Bay-Bay" we're gettin' their drink-on...When all a 'suds BAM BAM BAM, then we looks and dude fell out....dude fell out...didn't see what happened....but dude fell out.

6/11/2010 11:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

An SKS used on the street but because I won't can't take a physical fitness test...... and if I do have an M-4 The weapon is carried in the trunk of the car......... Now I m not a college educated P.O. but I have been shot at and missed, and shit at and hit so it dooes nt take a 7.62 x .39 mm to hit me in the vest and through my body and out the vest to know that this is not going to be a good outcome................

6/11/2010 08:49:00

I hear the racks are crap and take a key and 2 officers to deploy. What you cops have to deal w/ equipment wise is unbelievable to me, let alone the criminal element.
Then, you all have to carry DA sidearms, how inaccurate is that in a stressful situation? These are all BAAADDD policies and I'm just a civilian.
Keep your heads up CPD, even though you work for a bunch of horses asses. God Bless You All, you need it!
I have my Kimber just in-case Mooky wants to come in uninvited, it'll just be paper work & a wagon ride from y'all.
THANK YOU!!!!! for doing what you do, you probably don't hear it enough. I MEAN IT!!!! THANK YOU!!!!

6/12/2010 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Arn't assault weapons banned in all of Cook County????

6/11/2010 08:21:00 AM

"I didn't get the memo"

6/12/2010 06:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If there hadn't been a store on that corner, both men would be alive today.

6/12/2010 06:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Arn't assault weapons banned in all of Cook County????

6/11/2010 08:21:00 AM

The Second Amendment says no.

6/12/2010 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bye bye

6/12/2010 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

its a tragedy!!!!!!!

6/12/2010 10:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's Jesse meeks to set these fine young specimen of donated sperm straight bc u know they had no daddy to teach them right. Everrytime one of these waste of lives goes my breathing gets better, must be that fact tahr a little more oxygen is available for me.

6/12/2010 02:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMFAO!!!!! These posts are the best!! Thanks to each and everyone of you for giving me the best laugh I've had in a long time. Especially loved the one about being repayed in rims and grape drink...

6/13/2010 09:27:00 PM  

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