Overheard at the Crystal Ball Unit
Fly on the wall at 35th Street:
- "I'm telling you, Kolin and Hirsch - we've missed it three days in a row now. We don't want to miss the fourth..."
Nice plan guys.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
40 Comments:
Lmao
The gang bangers killed in Humbolt Park..The father of the mutt killed by police yesterday said his son mentored young kids in the neighborhood and he stayed inside the house. What about the picture of your son throwing gang signs????? Ben Bradley failed to report the gang connection on the 10 pm news tonight. Ch 7 even blurred the photo of this mutt throwing gang signs. Charles Thomas last week on the Roe Conn show, and Ben Bradley tonight. Ch. 7 news are a bunch of liberal cowards. Channel 9 showed the photograph of the mutt throwing gang signs.
Yeah, except that the former Cmdr of the unit is making $155,000 as an "administrative assistant" in the mayor's office now...
http://data.cityofchicago.org/Government/Current-Employee-Names-Salaries-and-Position-Title/r3km-swf6
Kolin and Hirsch?
OBLITERATE IT AND ANYONE AROUND THERE !
"Breaking out the GP-100 loaded chock full of Elmer Keith's children... Just in case."
Now there is a name I haven't heard in a long time. Elmer Keith. Thanks for the memories.
When in doubt, just think what would Elmer do? Two in the chest, one between the eyes. Then call GSSP.
Anonymous said...
The gang bangers killed in Humbolt Park..The father of the mutt killed by police yesterday said his son mentored young kids in the neighborhood and he stayed inside the house. What about the picture of your son throwing gang signs????? Ben Bradley failed to report the gang connection on the 10 pm news tonight. Ch 7 even blurred the photo of this mutt throwing gang signs. Charles Thomas last week on the Roe Conn show, and Ben Bradley tonight. Ch. 7 news are a bunch of liberal cowards. Channel 9 showed the photograph of the mutt throwing gang signs.
6/16/2011 12:11:00 AM
I think a better term instead of liberal is yellow journalism, as in the truth is tainted.
PAU Said -
Watch for Lt Pat Schmear to get that spot at OCD...Done deal!
Yeah, except that the former Cmdr of the unit is making $155,000 as an "administrative assistant" in the mayor's office now...
http://data.cityofchicago.org/Government/Current-Employee-Names-Salaries-and-Position-Title/r3km-swf6
6/16/2011 12:31:00 AM
Thought they got rid of admin police officers?
Im sorry but I am rather enjoying all this. The politicos have got to be burning up.
It's to late, Daley totally ruined this city. Rahm is gunna blow a gasket. And I just dont care.
Karma's a bitch huh boys n girls?
Anonymous said...
Yeah, except that the former Cmdr of the unit is making $155,000 as an "administrative assistant" in the mayor's office now...
http://data.cityofchicago.org/Government/Current-Employee-Names-Salaries-and-Position-Title/r3km-swf6
6/16/2011 12:31:00 AM
Wasn't he supposed to be the Chief Data Officer? Did he get demoted but kept the salary?
I predict violence in humboldt pk this weekend
I have my own crystal ball unit right here headquatered in my basement. Sure it's not as fancy as the department's with all those cool computers and gizmos. However, I have successfully created one out my kids Wii system. I must say, from what it is telling me that the CPD Crystal Ball Unit will probably be defunct and all it's officers returned to their districts of origin in the next few weeks.
Crystal Ball Unit:
In what year was the WAR OF 1812???
Again, think about it now, in what year was the WAR OF 1812?
study hard kid and you will be a merit sgt , lt or captain
LMAO!!!!
The crystal ball unit picked Vancouver to win the Stanley cup.
G-MAC said...
Kolin and Hirsch?
OBLITERATE IT AND ANYONE AROUND THERE !
6/16/2011 04:38:00 AM
just change the names to Killin' & Hollerin'
SCC, there is a petition to sign to have all city employee's names, salaries and pay rate be removed from the city's website.
Here it is http://www.thepetitionsite.com/116/protect-the-protectors/
The whole Department needs to be disbanded and started over again. Probably a Metro Police like in Vegas, county and City all in one.
Crystal Ball Unit:
In what year was the WAR OF 1812???
Again, think about it now, in what year was the WAR OF 1812?___________________________________
Question #2
Who is buried in Grants tomb?
"When in doubt, just think what would Elmer do? Two in the chest, one between the eyes. Then call GSSP..."
--6/16/2011 06:16:00 AM
"...and give those lazy, thieving scumbags the rest of the load, an' put 'em on ice in the next express car consigned Dayton, Ohio."
The whole Department needs to be disbanded and started over again. Probably a Metro Police like in Vegas, county and City all in one.
6/16/2011 03:02:00 PM
rahm's hamsters are at it again.
SCC, there is a petition to sign to have all city employee's names, salaries and pay rate be removed from the city's website.
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It is all public record stupid...
From 35th:
Crystal Ball unit disbanded. Some po's went to the DOC, some to fugitive apprehension, you know cush spots where they wanted to go. No districts for them
SCHMEAR got it! SCHMEAR got it!
SCHMEAR got it!
Welcome aboard Lou... we need your leadership, war stories and drinking ability - and badly too!
Is Amanda far behind?
Anonymous said...
From 35th:
Crystal Ball unit disbanded. Some po's went to the DOC, some to fugitive apprehension, you know cush spots where they wanted to go. No districts for them
6/16/2011 08:09:00 PM
Not Entierly true.
"When in doubt, just think what would Elmer do? Two in the chest, one between the eyes."
Elmer Keith and guys like Bill Jordan and Jeff Cooper. Those three alone could put a stop to the wilding bullshit in a single afternoon.
Check your facts about the crystal ball unit and report back when u get it straight wrong wrong wrong again
This is OT, but maybe the crystal ball unit can answer the question of why cook county wont let ICE agents into the court houses to do detainer interviews? Are they afraid potential voters will be deported? Me personally, I'd just like to deport the gang bangers and felons.
But you're right about Pat Schmear!
And, we have heard that Patti AND Amanda are coming on the next order too
first I must move my two crystal balls around ....they tell me that the commander of 14 is an idiot
Grant and his wife are "entombed" not buried in Grant's tomb. They are above ground. USed to be a real shithole in the 80's when I went there.
This is OT, but maybe the crystal ball unit can answer the question of why cook county wont let ICE agents into the court houses to do detainer interviews? Are they afraid potential voters will be deported? Me personally, I'd just like to deport the gang bangers and felons.
6/17/2011 06:40:00 AM
Seriously? A violation of FEDERAL LAW and nobody at the Fed has pursued this?
Welcome aboard Lt Schmear - damn near wish we could have stayed to work with you. Myron is pissed you ate all the corned beef!
disaregard! the car search is over ...found the car!!
Seriously? A violation of FEDERAL LAW and nobody at the Fed has pursued this?
6/17/2011 06:22:00 PM
with the statute reading as a mandatory minimum 5 year sentence, the BOP budget couldn't handle the volume.
they're at close to 200% capacity as it is.
now, legalize certain controlled substances, and who knows...
I wish I was going....
Patti
@ Is Amanda far behind?
6/16/2011 09:59:00 PM
-AND-
@ And, we have heard that Patti AND Amanda are coming on the next order too
6/17/2011 07:01:00 AM
-AND-
I wish I was going....
Patti
6/18/2011 04:48:00 PM
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I wish I was going too Patti!
Damn, what a shame I am not.
You rock on without us Pat Schmear - it smells fishy that Patti and I are not with you....
Mandy
it smells fishy that Patti and I are not with you....
Mandy
6/18/2011 08:25:00 PM
please, for the love of God, don't make it so easy.......
6/18/2011 08:25:00 PM
6/19/2011 01:17:00 AM
You two are cracking me up. I spit my coffee on the damn laptop again. PLEASE, do not stop and PLEASE make it that easy. It is So dumb but it is SOOO f-ing hilarious.
Thanks for the smile on my face today!
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