CompStat Video
The poster of this video disabled the embed feature, so you have to head over to the actual YouTube sight to view it. He (or she) posted this at great risk to themselves so you could see the intensive preparation that goes into a CompStat meeting.
We'll call it "from the bunker."
We'll call it "from the bunker."
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posted by SCC at 12:07 AM
93 Comments:
That was one of the best 'interpretations' of that
Hitler clip I've seen in a long while. I guess you
could put Dana Alexander in the 'Hitler' role.
Heard that he was being beaten up verbally by
McNutty last week during a Compstupid meeting
over the overload of crime in A/2 when he pushed
his mike away and actually turned his back on the
Supt. If that's actually what happened, good for
him.
Classic. Compost is a bunch of shit!!!
fucking hysterical!!!That is wha Detective Unit is coming to
Funny but not from Chicago. It's over 6 months old and they say Grand Larceny.
Wholly shit I about pissed myself laughing at this video. Well played sir.
Agree. The department has lost its mind. The problem is society that has infiltrated our systems.
BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
SWEET BABY JEEBUS!
HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAA! XD XD XD
Ya gotta love those Chicago Coppers! The funnest and funniest soldiers in God's Army!
Where's that Pappy Van Winkle?
Where's that Dr. Pepper on the side?
Three finger pour and lmao!
LMAO now that was funny!
Thats some funny shit! Good job JASON!
I am fucking laughing my ass off. I spit my sandwich out onto the computer screen laughing so hard.
That is by far the most hilarious, true-to-life parody I have ever seen!
Compstat, Compstat uber alles,
uber alles in der Welt.
Isn't amazing how shit at the top don't think they stink, or for that matter look like funny turds?
Check out the Schoolcraft Complaint and the audiotape of NYPD brass hauling him out of his home against his will in cuffs They placed him in an insane asylum for nearly a week.
Click on SCHOOLCRAFT
EXCELLENT!
that aint no compstat meetin. thats a Greater North Michigan Ave. Assoc meeting/18th district business liason forum/G8 we are fucked meeting. headed by the king gypsy eshoo.
5 brovo 83, funny as hell
Man, I need a good laugh today!
Thanks!
Now I can go to work and laugh some more!!!
OT: Just heard on WBBM that 6,000 officers just received 2 days training for the G8/NATO. Brian Murphy said they did.
Great, but from New York not CPD work. One line gives it away. "you have not made a felony collar in months."
I was just thinking about when you guys would make a Hitler video about the CPD.
Where are those Chicago Emmys? You deserve one - a lot more than the no-talent, slanted media here.
Well done. Made my Monday!
Not a LEO, JAFO.
Going to report to Area 3--whoops, North for the first time this a.m. Can't wait to see the clusterfuck. And whoever posted about compState coming to the D unit, you are totally correct. People are going to be disciplined, and disciplined hard for not having cases done. Also, they are going to be monitoring cleared/closed as opposed to suspended. The shit is coming, and it's going to smell to high heaven!
Damn funny. I needed that. I think alot of us needed that. I never thought moral could sink any lower than it was under J-fled, how wrong I was. And they wonder why the homicides are rising, how do you combat crime when you don't treat the troops on the ground with any respect? Hey G-mac GFY.
Now someone has to make ones like the renton, wa ones on Youtube. They blast the Pd ans the Pd actually tried to launch a criminal investigation.
The CompStat video has me LMAO, Mein Fuhrer. Wording looks like it was posted by NYPD guys. My keyboard is soaked with morning coffee.
Scroll down to the end of the "NYPD RANT Thread" on SCC.
Northside cuts an anonymous backstabber a new one. Could it be a retired boss that is really into celebrating Pulaski Day?
Besides CONstat and COPstomp, what are the best nicknames for this laughing stock bullshit?
BTW.. This is a great movie...Down Fall.
Funny but not from Chicago. It's over 6 months old and they say Grand Larceny.
I bet your highly educated.
Tx SCC This was fuckin funny!
Great video. CompStat is the latest version of CAPS.
I listened to the Adrian Schoolcraft home invasion tape. That arrogant NYPD chief keeps calling Officer Schoolcraft "son". Could that possibly be NYPD brass code for "son of a bitch". I believe Schoolcraft sued the bosses in both their official and personal capacity for damages. Schoolcraft has an slam dunk case and will win. Hopefully that will leave that chief sleeping on a bench in Central Park.
OFF TOPIC: Did anyone see the Craigslist posting showing the Area 4 Detective Division for rent? It was hilarious but may have been already pulled. There were copies floating around in 011 and 025
I thought the new mayor said no more fixing the stats, it's all going to be legit now.
Oh wait, that was on The Wire.
Disregard.
That's a great movie by the way.
someone creative with way too much time on his hands.
That was hilarious!!!! Thanks
A great critique exposing the lack of transparency in contrived police statistics ("CompStat"):
"The Crime Numbers Game: Management by Manipulation" by (retired NYPD captain) John A. Eterno, Ph.D. and Eli B. Silverman, Ph.D.
ISBN#: 9781439810316 published by CRC Press on 1/31/2012, 282 pp., paperback.
I'm not one into conspiracy theories, especially when it comes to racism, but after attending to many of these meetings I can see it happening by Gmac.
Dumping Carothers and putting in Leo, well somewhat understood, carothers has no personality and people dont want to work for him. But they sent in all kinds of help for Leo.
When NBC was at compstat, he lambasted Fletcher, worse than normal, but was easy on Kuemmeth who had a severe uptick in shootings the previous 28 days.
Last meeting, he beat up Alexander the first 5 minutes, questioned his leadership and told him the violence was pretty much his fault.But area 2 has been down in homicides consistently the last year.
Now with the changes he replaces alexander with gulliford. Gulliford is coming from area 1 where 7 and 9 have been leading the city in shootings and homicides since he took over.
You move fletcher out of 3 because 3 has been a sess pool, but you leave jarmusz in one of the highest areas for shootings in the city. He has beaten up jarmusz and gave him multiple threats, but he is still there.
Carothers, Fletcher, Alexander, have all been put in nice spots, so i guess they cant complain.
Maybe its been to much History channel for me, but just an observation and an opinion.
Nice that the XO position was a career path to exempt, oh wait no xo's got promoted. But a tact lt from 25, who wasn't even give a commander interview, got a commander spot.
Hey what ever we all know its on the up and up.
Would be nice if people who studied, and did well on tests really have no chance of being promoted, sorry we dont need detectives, sgts, etc..But we need just as many if not more exempts.
Is anyone else confused by this whole XO thing?
You have XO's that are Capt's, Commanders, deputy chiefs, etc.. Since they all have the same title are they all the same rank, do they get paid the same, which XO outranks the other when it comes to giving orders?
in my opinion schoolcraft was a dick--to the police as well as the ems on scene--after he left work, unauthorized, because he was "sick", they had to check on his well being--when he didn't answer the door after several hours--the dept. was obligated to make sure he was ok--its a damned if you do, damned if you don't situation. I don't know anything about them removing evidence--so I cannot comment on that.
great editing!
I ll tell you what I was having a shitty day until I saw this video, Jason you are one funny Mother, thx for making my day, just when you've given up hope on this job, someone comes along and just makes it what it is, one funny ass skit with different clowns.
Off topic: did you see that they are closing the Daley Center for the week of the G-8/NATO summit, no traffic court date's to assigned. I bet they end up closing City Hall for that week as well. But Ram-Rahm and McCrapy have the audacity to tell downtown business' that all will be fine stay open, don't board up your windows. What a couple of hypocritical bitches.
By far THE BEST ever!!! Love it!
Anonymous said...
Funny but not from Chicago. It's over 6 months old and they say Grand Larceny.
3/05/2012 12:20:00 AM
Awwww shuddduup!!!
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OT--
Teenagers poured gasoline on boy walking home from school and set him on fire: cops
Boy's mother says she was told it was a hate crime
By Meena Hart Duerson / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Sunday, March 4, 2012, 7:43 PM
"Two teenagers set a boy on fire on his way home from school, cops said.
"A 13-year-old boy who police say was doused with gasoline and lit on fire last week while walking home from school is recovering from first-degree burns to his face and head.
"The boy was just two blocks from his home in Kansas City Tuesday when two teenagers began to follow him and then attacked him, his mother, Melissa Coon, said.
"Police have described the suspects as black 16-year-olds, while the victim is white.
"We were told it's a hate crime," Coon told KTLA.
"They rushed him on the porch as he tried to get the door open," Coon told KMBC. "(One of them) poured the gasoline, then flicked the Bic, and said, 'This is what you deserve. You get what you deserve, white boy.'"
"By lighting the gasoline, the second attacker "produced a large fireball burning the face and hair" of the boy, according to a Kansas City Police Department report obtained by KCTV.
"It was pretty bad stuff," Detective Stacey Taylor told the TV station, adding that police are concerned the boy may have suffered damage to his eyes and lungs..."
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/teenagers-poured-gasoline-boy-walking-home-school-set-fire-cops-article-1.1033062
You had me going until Grand Larceny! Hysterical anyway!
CompStat works.
Read The City That Became Safe.
OT --
Merrillville, IN police looking for a__hole in black hoodie with custom airbrush-style "ROYAL ESTOC EMPIRE" in Olde English on the back, picture of a sword pointing downwards. Channel 9 TV news just now, related to an armed robbery/murder, did not catch the whole thing.
If it rings a bell...
Read this to see who controls CPD and CFD:
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/03/04/obama-alinsky-love-song
OT --
"Scofflaw" collections to be used to send kids to camp; almost overnight, Emanuel has already grabbed millions from people's state income tax refunds, and says that 20,000 children will be "sent to camp," provided "summer activities," etc regardless of income.
That's a good use of the money in the middle of a depression. Better than wasting it on mental health clinics, life-saving summer a/c for poor seniors, etc.
"Regardless of income" -- ever heard of taking your kid to a park and throwing a ball, taking them to the library and getting a book? Jeez.
You can bet that they'll all get nice lunches to throw away, packed in custom-printed "MAYOR RAHM EMANUEL" nylon backpacks...
...and he said in the same breath that this already-gone money would be a "safety reserve" for the city. He's just collected a windfall on a backlog -- don't expect nearly this much next time around.
Oh -- he claims to be "hiring 50 more police officers."
What lottery ticket or rich uncle is going to pay them when this initial money is gone -- or will taxes just skyrocket again?
OT --
Protesters Crash Chicago's 175th Birthday
By Lisa Balde
Monday, Mar 5, 2012
"Chicago celebrated its 175th birthday Sunday to the tune of protest rants.
"A small group shouted during part of the ceremony about Mayor Rahm Emanuel's plan to close six mental health clinics in the city.
"As the mayor stood beside a colorful birthday cake and the Chicago Children's Choir, protesters yelled that the closings make it harder for people to get help and ultimately cost lives.
Emanuel quickly left the room looking mildly insulted and without responding to anyone in the group.
"A voice directed partygoers to the next room. "Please join us in the next room for birthday cake," the voice said."
http://www.nbcchicago.com/blogs/ward-room/Protesters-Crash-Chicagos-175th-Birthday-141414323.html
How can a man who got a dead fish for a going-away present from the White House, a man who has been described as the "spawn of the devil," a male dancer with a growing history of "shower" and "bathhouse" anecdotes hovering about him, be "mildly insulted?" It would be like a power sander acting all shocked.
Cake, cake, the robots will bring cake to all the good children...
ONE TERM AND OUT.
If you think that is funny check this out from the Wire
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4j_oSeWZyU
Just saw on the news that by closing districts/areas, there will be 100 more cops on the street. Could someone please enlighten me as to where that number came from? Add up all the desk people--it doesn't even come CLOSE to 100. Not to mention all the inside people are now hidden in spots in the new districts--still inside.
OT: But watching former Alderman Beavers news conference after his arraignment. I did have to chuckle when a newscaster gave some what of a approval of Beavers rant about Fitzgerald the U.S. Attorney. During this news conference former high ranking Gangster Disciple Gator Bradley (Gator states he is a former G.D. numerous Law Enforcement Officials do not)is standing next to Beavers nodding in approval. You would think the news media would have some credibility instead of condoning the alleged actions of Beavers orat least question Beavers about his ties to Gator and the G.D.'s a gang that is responsible for a huge amount of mayhem in the Stae of Illinois.
Not one commander got demoted. Where is the savings? So far, only one police building has closed, 021. 019 didn't close, people moved. There is still a desk crew of police officers and a Sgt at old 019. What savings? There is still a lockup open at old 019. What savings?
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Wow. What a great spot that would be!!! Nothing to do but take care of the lockup! I would gladly drop some money to get a spot like that!
OT --
Very interesting story on Occupy/other radical groups planning to hit the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte, N.C. Sept. 3-6, then to lower Manhattan on September 17.
http://kleinonline.wnd.com/2012/03/05/theyre-baack-occupy-plotting-to-flood-wall-street-tent-cities-barricades-calls-to-resist-national-guard-police/
Ties here to funding from George Soros ("Adbusters" magazine) --
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2011/10/reuters-soros-money-behind-occupy-wall-street-protests/
..as well as ties to Barack Obama and his Weather Underground pal Bill Ayres, radical Arab groups, etc.
A whirlwind city-to-city, 24-hour-per-day schedule like this obviously precludes these people from working -- yet someone's supporting them. "Of course, there’s more to the story than what Reuters reported. The Soros-funded Working Families Party, a member of the Hexagon of Progress, is running a jobs ad on craigslist for activists to help fight Wall Street. The Working Families Party shares the same address as the SEIU and ACORN and was listed as an affiliate of ACORN."
Real can of worms, huh?
Get water cannons -- or just hose them and hose them and hose them with harmless soft streams. Get them cold and soaked and keep them that way. Yell all you want. Just keeps coming and coming and coming. You try to grab at me, I pull the adjusting handle and knock your a__ down. Then back to shower time.
They got bags of excrement? Hazmat! Remember -- dilute, dilute, dilute.
We got a whole lake full of water handy, too.
There's a lot to be said for this.
Area 3 roll call today, sgts. said there are more changes coming in a week or two. Anybody have any info? I already feel liked I've been poked in the bum without lube, what else can they possibly do to destroy the D unit?
No cars, no radios, no info. What a royal mess.
Supe McDoogle seez not to worry about G8. He has plenty of "experience" when he was in the New York PD. I sure feel better now. Just knowing that this Einstein and the Racoon will be safe in the bunker at the Communication Center watching their cops fighting off the Anarchist. Wanna bet they already have a hundred excuses why things went wrong. Fucking cowardly assholes!
It looks like they old days of "Shanks" meeting with the aldercreatures after some didn't vote "his way" !!!!
Excellent interpretation of this long time favorite !!!
follow the money and you will see who is benifits off the demise of cpd. corrupt politicians getting paid off by criminal..
I'm just not finding anything funny anymore. Our lack of decisive and qualified leadership is going to cost us our jobs, our health and unfortunately our lives starting in May. I have a great wife and kids and a beautiful house that could all be taken from me in an instant, by the decision of a shaky moron. It's not just funny anymore.
Click on 2 links below:
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Originally Posted by Blanco View Post
His problem as I see it is lack of street experience
In 1981 Garry followed in his father’s and brother’s footsteps in pursuit of a career in law enforcement with the New York Police Department.
In November of 1985 Garry McCarthy was promoted to Sergeant; in November of 1989 he was promoted to Lieutenant;
in October of 1992 he was promoted to Captain; in 1997 he was promoted to Deputy Inspector; and in 1999 he was promoted to Inspector.
In 2000 Garry was promoted to his final rank within the NYPD
1981 to 1985= 4 years as a street cop!
First off I think its an insult to hitler to compare him to mcstupid. Second what kind of man would sit in a room full of his peers and get belittled by another man and take it? Answer all the gold stars. I don't care what the pay is have some dignity and speak up for yourself. Then again if they had balls they wouldn't be a boss.
G8 changed to camp david! still getting NATO?
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-g8-summit-to-be-held-at-camp-david-not-chicago-20120305,0,2787373.story
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-g8-summit-to-be-held-at-camp-david-not-chicago-20120305,0,2787373.story
ut oh.......
no G* for Chicago. obama must have realized rahm couldn't handle it
over news wire.....G8 cancelled in Chicago...will now be held at Camp David
Adios to the G8!!
no g8
G8 has been cancelled and will be held at Camp David
G8 moved from Chicago to Camp David. I guess they finally got the message that we can't handle it even with the EXTRA 100 bodies on the street.
OT - G8 to be held at camp david NOT chicago!!!
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-g8-summit-to-be-held-at-camp-david-not-chicago-20120305,0,2787373.story
Interesting....
The video is no where near as funny as most of the Downfall videos. I think someone in our ranks could create a real clever one. By the way, I'm sure you are going to get pounded with this info but g8 moved to camp david.
Looks like the city of chicago just blinked and the g8 is not going to be here. LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Just got a text from ABC 7..G8 summit moving from Chicago to Camp David.......saw this coming!
Is today April Fool's Day? G8, it gone!
Whoever posted this video should take it down immediately! We're supposed to be a semi-military organization, and anyone with military experience should know better to poke fun at a superior. The Supt. is just attempting to improve this department and get us up to par with N.Y.P.D., can't fault him for that!
...now put NATO back in Washington, DC where it has always been.
This is nearly the biggest slap in the face Tiny Dancer and McWhiskey could have gotten for their complete wooly-headed, year-late-in-planning incompetence. Them and Mayor Daley's Olympic-committee leftovers.
Emanuel has got to be shrieking, completely out of his mind. Stay clear.
Thanks to SCC and everyone who contributes -- I'm quite certain that the constant cry of "The Emperor Has No Clothes" as far as the Emanuel administration's incompetence helped to at least halve the unpleasant burden we did not ask for.
Just saw on the news that by closing districts/areas, there will be 100 more cops on the street. Could someone please enlighten me as to where that number came from? Add up all the desk people--it doesn't even come CLOSE to 100. Not to mention all the inside people are now hidden in spots in the new districts--still inside.
3/05/2012 01:12:00 PM
Apparently they found 97 P.Os in a closet on the second floor in Area 5. They had accidentally been locked away after the Presidential Inauguration mayhem along with several empty canisters of pepper spray. Bosses at the time thought they would no longer be necessary because we had elected the Messiah.
When queried about the time spent locked away, they replied that they all had direct deposit, so everything was "cool".
Jody Weis is seen in the background clearly. look for the beedie eyes
Can you supply the link to this You Tube video.?
Rahm = FAILURE
There may still be some shit to deal with regarding NATO but it's a huge black eye for racoon eyes to loose G-8. Kirby and Georgas must be squirming! Gotta love it.
Can you supply the link to this You Tube video.?
It's in the line that reads "We'll call it "from the bunker.""
Click on it and the magical Internet will take you right to it.
Maybe its been to much History channel for me, but just an observation and an opinion.
3/05/2012 10:04:00 AM
Did I miss something? Where' the conspiracy in this post?
OFF TOPIC: Did anyone see the Craigslist posting showing the Area 4 Detective Division for rent? It was hilarious but may have been already pulled. There were copies floating around in 011 and 025
3/05/2012 08:55:00 AM
Did anyone see the posters that Area 5 left upstairs when they left? One said "We miss our Dicks" and the other said "Fuck you McCarthy". DC Of area north saw it and laughed...but didn't take it down. Isn't that what general orders refer to as "Tacit approval?"
This video has been around the block a few times. I saw it a couple of months ago, but it was about teachers being called in to be interviewed by the CPS heads, or something about bad test scores. It made me laugh then, and did again in this reincarnation.
somebody send the you tube link to the NYPD....they should get a kick out of ir, maybe even show it in their station houses (or whatever they call it there).......hilarious!
Apparently they found 97 P.Os in a closet on the second floor in Area 5. They had accidentally been locked away after the Presidential Inauguration mayhem along with several empty canisters of pepper spray. Bosses at the time thought they would no longer be necessary because we had elected the Messiah.
When queried about the time spent locked away, they replied that they all had direct deposit, so everything was "cool".
3/05/2012 04:31:00 PM
how come nobody ever picks me to be part of the 'aces in the hole' units?
Lmao
What's the use of posting smart ass comments if people can't read them and get a laugh past 200? This new blog format sucks.
It must be the democrats trying to silence the voice of freedom that is SCC.
"Funny but not from Chicago. It's over 6 months old and they say Grand Larceny.
I bet your highly educated."
Obviously you're not.
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