Genius! Pure Genius
Whichever two anonymous commentators thought this up, our hat is off to you and we'd like to offer you jobs (unpaid internship) with our band of merry fools here:
- "This one's gonna be easy to pimp for himself because he can claim he stopped hundreds of crimes that were never going to occur the way he claims anyway."
Golly! This is genius! I prevented six crimes on my beat alone today!
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OMG, that is funny as hell! Instead of coming in with any numbers, come in with non-numbers--um, no bus checks or contact cards today, however, with Garry's direction, I PREVENTED 3 burglaries, 4 'killings', 6 auto thefts, 2 rapes and 7 arsons....so there are your numbers.
Hey, if CeaseFire can claim to have prevented a few hundred shootings with absolutely no proof, no documentation and no questions, there is nothing preventing us from claiming exactly the same thing.
Tomorrow, we check off with at least 10 "prevented" crimes of various severity, and we encourage everyone to do the same.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:06 AM
113 Comments:
Did you catch Rahm and his posse and their full court press on TV? Thought the vein on his neck was going to explode.
..lol following the bosses lead..
Yes. Of course, of course there were four people shot dead on my beat last night.
However when you consider the eight homicides I prevented this week and last week I only prevented four homicides that's a 100% increase in the decrease.
What we really have here on this beat is an illusion problem not a homicide problem.
Crime is falling.
My mere presence by the redline prevented at least 10 perverts from exposing their genetalia to commuters.
Excellent idea. Just have to figure out how to make this work in the D Unit.
Don't 2 double-negatives = a positive? And a positive reading is a good thing? LMFAO!
Wtf? Everyday I prevent an AGG bat.by not punching some arrogant ignorant egotistical two faced. Higher ranking station supervisor who believes the bullshit that comes put of their mouths and pens. implements their own policies ..all the while claiming " hey im on your side" ..but then again maybe I wont.....ahh westside
I'll prevent ten cases of "vehicle failed to display front license plate."
It's funny because it's true. You prevent crime by driving around and not stopping to write contact cards while thugs gather on another corner. It's better than turning on blue lights to give the impression that there are more of us than there really are. If we keep moving like sharks, they'll keep seeing us and think there are more than there really are. So keep circling like sharks. This strategy will be called the shark frenzy. Not enough cars for a wolf pack? Do the shark frenzy.
WOW!
Just like in my dreams...
I could have prevented the 9-11 attacks...
The Kennedy Assassination...
The sinking of the Titanic...(alright technically not a crime)
The Lincoln Assassination...
R.O.'s toured Beat (insert beat # here), in a marked squad car, performing aggressive preventative patrol.
my boss prevented a homicide. She took the day off so she wasn't around for me to wring her neck.
CBS just gave rahm's shit city a big nationally sindicated slap in the face with thier piece on the shootings in Chicago. Shootings according to ER doctors are UP not Down. They are using war terms like collateral damage as well. Makes Rahm McNuetered Weis and that piece of shit Daley who started this war on police look like shit.People are leaving this city in droves.....
put your ass on the lines for leaders who are in bed with gangbangers. i bet they get weekends off..lol
why are felon receiving infomation from police bosses.they should loose the leads qualification and be fired..
fop where you at..city not highering police and giving millions of dollars over the years to ganbangers..what a slap in the face..
if a driver has a ceasefire sticker on car they probably are dirty...
no bids..no work mcfired soon..
stop using taxes dollars to funding drug dealing killers..rahm someone should go to jail for this..
why arent 4500 unit answering jobs..ride 4 deep why dont you clear the corners..rahm and garry i thought patrol answering job was the most important thing..once again were short on midnights smoke and mirrors..all the clout babies are once again in good spots..
4500 unit come to 7 and are doing nothing collect that check..another useless idea..boss trying to buy coppers to bring morale up..
police bosses and city leaders in bed with gangbanging ceasefire who are being treated better than the police..i think our uniform allowance will go to them so they can buy rims and baseball caps..
Why not? It's just like all the jobs Obama "saved." Just imagine how much worse things would have been.
Cease Fire is like TOM CRUISE in Minority Report. No pun intended either.
Will the highest numbers of prevention numbers, murders, robberies, burglaries, gun's taken off the street be then given merit promotions for these activities of crime prevention ? As John Wayne would say " Good Job, Pilgram ".
When I'm RDO, I'm responsible for preventing many teens from drinking lots of beer.
Holy crap, Rham is getting called out on DRUDGE. LOL
McDrunkenstein got his own segment on the O'Reilly Factor last night called 'Reality Check'.They showed the Pilgrim statement that he made on 105.9 WVON radio. It was hilarious..
CPS diverted $70 million to city police to avoid paying teachers’ contractual 4% raise last year, then lied to public
CHICAGO – A newly-acquired secret agreement obtained in a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) lawsuit filed by the Chicago Teachers Union (CTU) confirms that Chicago Public Schools (CPS) diverted about $70 million, largely from teacher salaries and unemployment benefits, to avoid paying teachers a promised 4 percent contractual raise last school year. The money was instead given to the Chicago Police Department (CPD), mostly as payment for services previously rendered under prior agreements. CPS then falsely told the media that these payments were “owed” to CPD, and that CPS “had no choice” but to make these payments.
Records obtained from the FOIA lawsuit show that CPS has been paying about $8 million per year to CPD since 2002 for two police officers to be stationed at approximately 100 high schools to process arrests of juvenile offenders. The officers are supervised exclusively by CPD personnel. CPS provides, at its own expense, computer terminals connected to CPD for the officers’ use. CPS approved this continuing arrangement on February 24, 2010 (10-0224-PR16), authorizing the $8 million annual payments from January 1, 2009 through December 31, 2012, for a total cost of $32.8 million.
The great and powerful Ooz team of Rahm and Jersey have spoken!!
Pay no attention to those bullet-riddled bodies stacked in the morgue cooler.
OT wait till Rahm gets wiff of this..
Pa. mayor cuts city workers' pay to minimum wage
Published July 10, 2012
Associated Press
SCRANTON, Pa. – Unions representing workers in the northeastern Pennsylvania city of Scranton expect to file a federal lawsuit against the city after the mayor abruptly cut their pay to minimum wage.
The attorney for three unions, including firefighters and police, tells The Times-Tribune of Scranton (http://bit.ly/LEtMXt ) he expects to file several legal actions, including a motion to hold Mayor Chris Doherty in contempt of court for violating a judge's order to pay full wages.
Doherty last week cut the pay for about 400 employees to the federal minimum wage of $7.25 per hour. He says it was the only way for the cash-strapped city to pay bills, and promises to restore pay once finances are stabilized.
Doherty is locked in a dispute with Scranton's city council over a financial recovery plan as it faces a $16.8 million budget deficit.
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Information from: The Times-Tribune,
I have prevented many homicides over the years at a certain viaduct sitting and doing nothing for 7+ hours a day for the last 20+ years. This viaduct may be the safest spot in the city when I punch in! We all give back in different ways.
Hey SCC,
Found this on Chicagomag.com. This could be the answer. Just remove all coffee shops from black neighborhoods and the crime rate will drop. This could work better than all of the other crap that has been put out there so far...it all comes down to "gentrification patterns."
"There's a lot of neat stuff involved in getting there, but the answer to the question posed by the title shouldn't surprise: "With regards to homicide, more coffee does equate with less crime—and the effect is similar for both White and Black neighborhoods."
One of the more interesting findings, however, is that the effect isn't uniform across crimes, however: "As with homicide, coffee shops have a negative effect on robberies in White and Hispanic neighborhoods. In majority Black neighborhoods, though, we find the opposite effect: coffee shops are associated with higher levels of robbery."
Come again? The authors argue that it's because of differing intra-racial gentrification patterns: "Black gentrifying neighborhoods in Chicago tend to be spatially proximate to other high-crime Black communities and, thus, do not receive the same ecological benefits of White/Hispanic gentrifying neighborhoods." Not to mention that more people with money next to high-crime areas means more appealing and practical targets for robbers. It's a limited piece of data, but it does suggest some of the difficulties in maintaining stability in black neighborhoods versus white and Hispanic neighborhoods."
Not to change the subject but ERIC HOLDER should be indicted for conspiracy with the 4 Mexicans for the killing of that Border Patrol Agent. It's the federal way . Hell, they would do it for you!
The only thing we can't seem to prevent is gross stupidity. Not to mention constant lying and juggling of figures by our crooked liberal mayor and his New York lap dogs.
cease fire stron armed rahm
crime intervention
that's like when a strip club pays protection $ , one arson or battery prevented
city of chicago pays off gang bangers , we hit a new low
It's was jumping off in 002 last night! There were going to be 5 0110's in a 3 hour period - all at Starbucks in Hyde Park. Luckily, I had the foresight to sit there all night and sip a frosty mocha frappachino! I saved 5 lives! I think there's going to be another 5 tonight - so you know where to find me!
Hey, the Obama Administration bragged about "jobs saved or created" with fuzzy data. Why can't CPD brag about "crimes stopped or prevented" on the same logic?
OT: One more reason to leave Illinois...
Testicle-Eating Fish Species, Caught In Illinois
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/07/pacu-testicle-eating-fish-illinois-lake_n_1656015.html?ncid=wsc-huffpost-cards-image
Hey SCC, how come no post about the lawsuit filed against FOP??
http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/iteam&id=8730280
How come this is the first we hear about this lawsuit? When is the FOP ever going to inform their members of whats going on first instead of hearing things from the news?
Where there is gas there is fire!!!!! The FOP already settled one lawsuit against this guy, now this one.
How much has this cost us in membership dues?
Burst Baby Burst! We had enough of this idiot! Put him back on the Obama Team! Taste of Chicago week in review will prove otherwise!
Isn't that what the President has been claiming for the last three years. He claimed to have prevented MORE job loss. Some suckers will believe it.
On the 5th of July in the 005th district a 52yr old male was shot in his front yard. In his window hung a poster for CEASE FIRE..I pointed it out to his wife and she replied "we just put it up yesterday." IRONIC! The offender was placed into custody and a job well done.Be safe out there.
FLASHBACK: Remember when Weiss was on his way out, and we feared that the CPD would no longer have the comic relief of incompetent leadership!?!
Q: Is Rahm/McCarthy providing more comic relief than Daley/Weiss?
I was thinking the exact same thing yesterday as a watched the news. CeaseFire claims to reduce homicide numbers by 20% on the corners and blocks they are "stationed" at. Well, i'll bet that the killing still occur, but just a block or corner over. Cease fire can claim they stop violence on their particular corner, but really it still occurs. Just like the blue light cameras. It still all boils down to a numbers game and pushing the violence to a different block doesn't mean it's not occurring.
Rush Limbaugh is talking about all the killing and how Rahm is appealing to the gangbangers to stop the violence, instead of using Chicago Police to go after the criminals.
Off topic but this story is absolutly terrifing of what is happening in our country. Scranton,PA isnt exactly a tiny town. cops and firemen pay cut to minimum wage? the city only has 133,000 dollars left in the city bank account. wow, this is scary. I see this trend happening to the entire country soon... copy and paste the link to read it.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/scranton-minimum-wage-city-police-firemen-140229063.html
"...if CeaseFire can claim to have prevented a few hundred shootings with absolutely no proof, no documentation and no questions, there is nothing preventing us from claiming exactly the same thing."
Not only that, but taking Dr. Slutkin's "public health" model further, all we need is a superintendent who will simply say "John Smith never worked for the Police Department" if Ofc. Smith pulls a boner.
There.
"My mere presence by the redline prevented at least 10 perverts from exposing their genetalia to commuters."
--7/10/2012 12:39:00 AM
Mm.
Was it the hard look you can't quite conceal, or the garden shears you kept fingering, testing the edge?
*
i prevented my partner from eating a burrito gigante. i want a clean air award...lots of greenhouse gases were averted!
The reality is that we learned in the academy that the mere presence of an officer deters crime. So, in reality we do prevent crime. Of course, more often than not, the burglary or robbery we prevent at one location is likely to occur at a different location (or even the same, once we are gone) and a later time. Still, we do prevent crime.
Off topic, but i hope we are not paying for this guys legal fees? Paul Geiger fucked up on the contract letter and appears to be a preditor with the female office staff. Iteam report: http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/iteam&id=8730280
Why didn't they have this bullshit when I worked on Tact. Fucking great. Puts the Crystal Ball unit to shame.
I have a feeling we are going to find Jimmy Hoffa....Soon.
O.T.- Here is a true story from 025 1st watch. There is an officer and he was assigned to the conflict zone beat 2532R. Everyday at roll call they gave you a piece of paper and you had to list your activity. Well one day while in the station the boss asks him to drop off his conflict zone activity sheet. The officer is by the door and just pulls out a black activity sheet and writes "2532R" on it and then gives the boss a black activity sheet. The boss says "so for 7 hours you did nothing?". The officer replied "oh I prevented so much crime tonight. No one was murdered and no serious crime occurred tonight".
is there no fop newsletter in july? . . . they are busy with other important stuff? like what?
OT:
9.5 proposes ordinance to get around the SCOTUS immigration decision
Well, if this doesn't get people to go to the Taste of Chicago then nothing will.
from the Chicago Tribune, 10 July 2012:
If your money runs out before your appetite at the Taste of Chicago on Wednesday, then you might be in luck -- if you like the taste of Asian carp, that is. Starting at noon on Wednesday, the Illinois Department of Natural Resources will be serving up free samples of the invasive species to willing takers in order to help them learn about efforts to protect the Great Lakes.
"Guests will be able to sample this healthy, tasty fish free of charge near the Taste entrance at Congress Parkway," the department statement said. "The Shedd Aquarium and Army Corps of Engineers will also be there to show not only how good these can taste, but the important work that we are doing in terms of protecting the Great Lakes from these fish."
"The samples will be Asian carp sliders, like mini-burgers," said Chris McCloud of the IDNR adding that they will be serving about 750 burgers until supplies are gone.
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Mmmmmmm.... What's next, Fricassee of Feral Ghetto Dog?
Ot: I will retire soon and I will drive around in the hood and video tap the savage. I want to know if you would post it on your site. I will also drive around Edison park and video the kids. I will make sure to do this on the same hot summer nite so the liberal can't say I was impartial. I/F
Also in the "Genius! Pure Genius" vein: Why not feed the welfare recipients with these? It's a luxury in China, after all.
Asian Carp To Be Served Free At Taste of Chicago
"Guests will be able to sample this healthy, tasty fish free of charge near the Taste entrance at Congress Parkway," the department statement said. "The Shedd Aquarium and Army Corps of Engineers will also be there to show not only how good these can taste, but the important work that we are doing in terms of protecting the Great Lakes from these fish."
http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/food/stew/chi-asian-carp-to-be-served-free-at-taste-of-chicago-20120710,0,3569167.story
It's a problem, but it's your problem too. How can prevention ever be proved?
If police do their job really well, there will be very little crime, and few arrests. People will say "What are the police doing anyway?"
Initially, they'll be grateful. But then they take it for granted, and complain about costs and annoyances.
It's like vaccines. The horrible diseases they prevent are gone. So we get all this anti-vaccine craziness.
If conditions are bad and crime is increasing, and police hold down the increase, how can they verify the success?
In medicine, the only acceptable proof is a controlled study with two sets of equivalent subjects and accurate data.
With crime, that's close to impossible. How could a control group be designated? And CompStats was supposed to provide accurate metrics, but look how it was corrupted.
I'm not saying CeaseFire is doing anything useful at all; in fact I rather doubt it. But it's not fair to mock them for being unable to prove it. Nobody else can either.
Just a Civilian (who wishes there were useful, accurate metrics)
6:25 AM Post,
Well said. Too true.
Which boss in three is getting the envelope from Belly Up? Bidness up there be so good.
OT--
Asian carp to be served free at Taste of Chicago
July 10, 2012
"If your money runs out before your appetite at the Taste of Chicago on Wednesday, then you might be in luck -- if you like the taste of Asian carp, that is. Starting at noon on Wednesday, the Illinois Department of Natural Resources will be serving up free samples of the invasive species..."
http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/food/stew/chi-asian-carp-to-be-served-free-at-taste-of-chicago-20120710,0,3569167.story
First the Twitter reports that every black youth in the city plans to attend the Taste as a protest against...something.
Now this.
I couldn't make it up if I tried.
FREE SUCKA FISH AW YAW COME!
Stay home, stay safe people.
NoTaste2012
"Invasive species..."
>gaha< We got too many of those. I'm losing it...
WAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
I have prevented many homicides over the years at a certain viaduct sitting and doing nothing for 7+ hours a day for the last 20+ years. This viaduct may be the safest spot in the city when I punch in! We all give back in different ways.
7/10/2012 08:11:00 AM
Might be, but have you heard of Glenview, Union Pacific Railroad and Burton and Zorine Lindner?
"On the 5th of July in the 005th district a 52yr old male was shot in his front yard. In his window hung a poster for CEASE FIRE..I pointed it out to his wife and she replied "we just put it up yesterday."
--7/10/2012 10:36:00 AM
See?
CeaseFire causes crime.
Q.E.D.
(quod erat demonstrandum, "thus it is demonstrated")
load up the squad, go get coffee, and start arguing with your partner about where supper will be tonite--- should we lay down on a job and take a personal or just burn the half hour early--- it's nice to save the lunch for later in the shift--- these are vexing problems facing a beat cop in the city of chicago every night--- only the softballs are worried about tvb'ing everyone and chasing around on all the bullshit jobs like a greyhound every night--- the snake slithers silently around on the 5th floor at fort fellatio looking to bite a copper who falls into it's trap--- those 5 commendations and 100 honorables will look good to your wife and kids while you are flipping burgers at mcdonalds after these pussy bitches take your job away from you---- don't become a trophy on some punks mantle who never wore a gun or did shit on this job other than pour some bosses coffee in the morning--- chase down your jobs and back up the coppers on your watch and go home to your family with a clear conscience every night.....
I have prevented many homicides over the years at a certain viaduct sitting and doing nothing for 7+ hours a day for the last 20+ years. This viaduct may be the safest spot in the city when I punch in! We all give back in different ways.
7/10/2012 08:11:00 AM
Might be, but have you heard of Glenview, Union Pacific Railroad and Burton and Zorine Lindner?
7/10/2012 03:28:00 PM
Christ, all the officer did was say "viaduct." Take your guilt trip somewhere else.
"Did you catch Rahm and his posse and their full court press on TV? Thought the vein on his neck was going to explode."
--7/10/2012 12:20:00 AM
Oh, it is a scream. I'd pay money to find out who started that TV technique. I call it the "Phalanx." No one appears by themselves on camera anymore. They round up everyone they can find in the building to come and stand with them, nodding along with their pronouncements.
He had everyone but the cleaning lady in there with him -- or maybe I just missed her.
If you don't have people to provide a background, you stand in front of wallpaper with a corporate logo printed on it over and over.
If you are running a REALLY crappy TV show, you hold a card in your hand with your name printed on it -- otherwise no one could tell your program from 300 others just like it.
Sofiveminutesago. Boring, boring.
Do the illegal immigrants have a lobby group and if so how much was the campaign donation to get Rahm in the media waving in more illegals?
Come on in, eff the laws. CPD is not going to ask for your papers. Come on in. Bring some of that weed with you. Yeah there's laws against it be eff that. We need the numbers for the census and elections. If the culture of violence that you bring with out clogs up our hospital and clinic ER's so what...the churls of the city will just have to take the cuts to their health care to pay for it all.
Jag's
This year my beat ha the lowest homicide rate since 1832. (41st to 51st- State to Federal).
Mmmmmmm.... What's next, Fricassee of Feral Ghetto Dog?
7/10/2012 01:51:00 PM
Grilled Hood Rat.
with a side order of fava beans.
Q: Is Rahm/McCarthy providing more comic relief than Daley/Weiss?
7/10/2012 10:52:00 AM
do you hear me laughing?
Chalkie
Where there is gas there is fire!!!!! The FOP already settled one lawsuit against this guy, now this one.
How much has this cost us in membership dues?
7/10/2012 09:39:00 AM
your house must be a blazing inferno.
3 months 6 days left in this man's police career and then there will be a trail of uniform parts from the 019th District right to my house. I will miss you boys and girls but I will definitely not miss the bullshit.
Well, if this doesn't get people to go to the Taste of Chicago then nothing will.
from the Chicago Tribune, 10 July 2012:
If your money runs out before your appetite at the Taste of Chicago on Wednesday, then you might be in luck -- if you like the taste of Asian carp, that is. Starting at noon on Wednesday, the Illinois Department of Natural Resources will be serving up free samples of the invasive species to willing takers in order to help them learn about efforts to protect the Great Lakes.
"Guests will be able to sample this healthy, tasty fish free of charge near the Taste entrance at Congress Parkway," the department statement said. "The Shedd Aquarium and Army Corps of Engineers will also be there to show not only how good these can taste, but the important work that we are doing in terms of protecting the Great Lakes from these fish."
"The samples will be Asian carp sliders, like mini-burgers," said Chris McCloud of the IDNR adding that they will be serving about 750 burgers until supplies are gone.
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Mmmmmmm.... What's next, Fricassee of Feral Ghetto Dog?
7/10/2012 01:51:00 PM
No but have you had the general Tso' s dog in the ghetto. It's to die for
We all know that 9.5 is crazier than any other mayor that we have ever had here in Chicago, but could he be even crazier than this assclown in Scranton, PA? This guy just slashed all city workers pay to minimum wage, including police and fire department employees. I would like to think that the unions here in Chicago are strong enough to beat down a move like this, but you never know, the folks in Scranton had union representation too!
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/scranton-minimum-wage-city-police-firemen-140229063.html
Weiis tells gangs to knock it off or else
ballerina dancer scares gangs stay away from our children
boy the gangs are shakin in their boots and hoodies
don't the gangs of chicago get out the democratic vote
maybe ballerina dancer means stay away from our children or i'll take away your million dollar grant
rahmbo mentioned washington dc ,obam,a land , is in a state of shambles
Mitt should use that for his campaign
I was thinking the exact same thing yesterday as a watched the news. CeaseFire claims to reduce homicide numbers by 20% on the corners and blocks they are "stationed" at. Well, i'll bet that the killing still occur, but just a block or corner over. Cease fire can claim they stop violence on their particular corner, but really it still occurs. Just like the blue light cameras. It still all boils down to a numbers game and pushing the violence to a different block doesn't mean it's not occurring.
7/10/2012 11:07:00 AM
agreed....law enforcement is basically pushing the crime around, from one area to another, and the politicians are full of bullshit....anyway, how does one count an event or incident that doesn't happen?.....anyone?
Hey, if nobody gets shot in the zone and you don't have any activity, it's always a good day.
Another m/1 locked up for heroin on the west side... he admitted to working for ceasefire. WC told the officers to take the ceasefire info off the arrest report per "downtown"!!
OT Rahman noodles proposed the all immigrants welcomed here law and Shields made a political comment against the law... As much as I might agree with what he said I think a NO Comment was more appropriate
As the police we enforce the law, we don't take sides..
I think Shields is climbing on our backs for another job.
Of the fifty most populous Standard Metropolitan Statistical Areas (SMSA) in the nation, ZILLOW reports that Chicago is #1 as a housing buyer's market.
Conversely and unfortunately for home sellers, Chicago is the worst among the top 50 SMSA for home sellers.
OT Rahman noodles proposed the all immigrants welcomed here law and Shields made a political comment against the law... As much as I might agree with what he said I think a NO Comment was more appropriate
As the police we enforce the law, we don't take sides..
I think Shields is climbing on our backs for another job.
7/10/2012 07:10:00 PM
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So you had to find a way to twist the meaning of a POLICY comment, not a political comment, and hate on Shields for it?
I watched Emanuel on the news and saw the clip where he said the police are not going to be an arm of the immigration services and I said, "Oh, no?" out loud to the television.
We took an oath to uphold the Constitution and the laws of this country and this state. I guess now the oath of office for incoming police officers will have the caveat, "SOMETIMES" tacked onto the end. Or, "only if it's politically expedient for the mayor" added in.
If Shields spoke out against Rahm picking and choosing which FEDERAL laws we will uphold, then I'm all for him.
Another m/1 locked up for heroin on the west side... he admitted to working for ceasefire. WC told the officers to take the ceasefire info off the arrest report per "downtown"!!
7/10/2012 06:47:00 PM
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Outrageous.
OT Rahman noodles proposed the all immigrants welcomed here law and Shields made a political comment against the law... As much as I might agree with what he said I think a NO Comment was more appropriate
As the police we enforce the law, we don't take sides..
I think Shields is climbing on our backs for another job.
7/10/2012 07:10:00 PM
you are sooooooo fucking retarded.
.....anyway, how does one count an event or incident that doesn't happen?.....anyone?
7/10/2012 06:16:00 PM
imaginary negative numbers.
Anonymous said...
Mmmmmmm.... What's next, Fricassee of Feral Ghetto Dog?
7/10/2012 01:51:00 PM
Grilled Hood Rat.
with a side order of fava beans.
7/10/2012 04:58:00 PM
Don't forget the fine chianti, pfft, pfft, pfft.
EVERYBODY JUST KEEP SHOPPING!!!
Just keep shopping giving us your money or the terrorist have won. For God's sake keep shopping.
Oh the humanity.
Anonymous said...
This year my beat ha the lowest homicide rate since 1832. (41st to 51st- State to Federal).
7/10/2012 04:57:00 PM
In the spring of 1968 there was a beat in 013 that had crime really plummet to near zero. That was because the entire beat burned to the ground during the King riots. That's when riots were riots. Many bodies were never recovered, they were scooped up by the bulldozers etc. and taken to landfills by the many dump trucks carrying away the debris.
Taste of Chicago aftermath. Streets littered with half-eaten Asian Carp on a stick. The stench or it in the 100 degree heat traveling for miles around.
Ticket sales must be soaring.
WOW!
Just like in my dreams...
I could have prevented the 9-11 attacks...
The Kennedy Assassination...
The sinking of the Titanic...(alright technically not a crime)
The Lincoln Assassination...
7/10/2012 04:55:00 AM
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Failing to build the double walls all the way up to the ceiling line was criminal. Refusing to mount enough lifeboats because it wouldn't be aesthetically pleasing was even more criminal.
Hey SCC, how come no post about the lawsuit filed against FOP??
http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/iteam&id=8730280
How come this is the first we hear about this lawsuit? When is the FOP ever going to inform their members of whats going on first instead of hearing things from the news?
Where there is gas there is fire!!!!! The FOP already settled one lawsuit against this guy, now this one.
How much has this cost us in membership dues?
Geiger is a good attorney. He handled a case for me in the 90's and he was always there when I needed him. He won my case and proved that I was doing my job. He also won a IOD case for me when the City wouldn't pay my bills. Knowing him I doubt that he did this.
Anonymous said...
This year my beat had the lowest homicide rate since 1832. (41st to 51st- State to Federal).
7/10/2012 04:57:00 PM
Now thats some funny shit
FOP is being sued by former secretary for sexual harrassment. Will our legal funds be used to defend these actions? These are allegations outside the scope of their work. Wait a minute, FOP has been f*cking us for years.
Effective Immediately.
All press conferences concerning the 011 District will be held until I get back.
LT J.A
Anonymous said...
is there no fop newsletter in july? . . . they are busy with other important stuff? like what?
7/10/2012 01:08:00 PM
http://www.chicagofop.org/newsletter/2012/072012news.pdf
In our surburbia department, one of the guys closes out calls on open garage doors saying he notified homeowner thereby preventing crime. Its hysterical. But true. Crime prevention specialist is my new title!!!
In 1999 we had approx. 13,000 officers. Where are we at now? No smoke and mirrors, whats the number? 8,000-9000? There is no money to hire more officers, but CEASEFIRE/Drug Addicts can get 1M, really? This city is a joke.
No matter how bad Rahm and McArmed&Hammered fuck up the citizen in this city will place the blame on the rank and file. Remember shit rolls down hill!
OT jj jr looks worse than ex black panther bobby rush
It's was jumping off in 002 last night! There were going to be 5 0110's in a 3 hour period - all at Starbucks in Hyde Park. Luckily, I had the foresight to sit there all night and sip a frosty mocha frappachino! I saved 5 lives! I think there's going to be another 5 tonight - so you know where to find me!
7/10/2012 09:24:00 AM
Too funny! Watch it though...Those frappachinos are fattening. Curb your intake. The life you save may be your own!!! lol
Another m/1 locked up for heroin on the west side... he admitted to working for ceasefire. WC told the officers to take the ceasefire info off the arrest report per "downtown"!!
7/10/2012 06:47:00 PM
There have been numerous "ceasefire" staff drug arrests reported here on SCC since Rahm Emmanuel, Chicago's most corrupt mayor, awarded and/or handed over the cool million, basically, to the 2 Mexican drug cartels running the City of Chicago.
Are you paying attention Chicago media? Or are you also going to sweep another one under the corrupt mayor's rug??
Would it be wrong to theorize that most of that 1+ MILLION DOLLARS our thoughtful "mayor" is turning over or has already turned over to "ceasefire" scam artists, is getting snorted up noses, being shot up veins of questionable "ceasefire" "staff"? Cops on this blog pretty much don't fabricate arrest info.
When you celebrate a coup like "ceasefire's" coup, if you're a bunch of dope fiends, you get high as a kite, right?
Perhaps it's been used or will be for cartel drug and automatic weapons sales as well?
To that add Rahm making it also okay to smoke dope and carry dope and sell dope- laced with heroin and cocaine!
All you get is a ticket. No biggy! Now that will do a city being overrun by drug cartels a lot of good. NOT.
Anybody who votes for this creep next election is nuts. He's out of his freaking mind and should not even be allowed to currently hold office here.
-fed up Chicago citizen
Apperently some silly antics are occuring in the 004th district. R/os who wish to take time off have to now wait and see if the percentage of people rdo, medical and iod is not at 45% of people off on that watch. WTF? People need time, they need time and its bs that they count rdo, people who ride the medical/or legit and people on iod. Just think it getting a little rough in the south east side
Crime is falling.
And so is the sky.
The police prevent more crime than firefighters prevent fires.
"It's a problem, but it's your problem too. How can prevention ever be proved?
If police do their job really well, there will be very little crime, and few arrests. People will say "What are the police doing anyway?"
Initially, they'll be grateful. But then they take it for granted, and complain about costs and annoyances."
is there no fop newsletter in july? . . . they are busy with other important stuff? like what?
7/10/2012 01:08:00 PM
Board meeting is the 12th. Not in the book but confirmed.
"ZILLOW.com said...
Of the fifty most populous Standard Metropolitan Statistical Areas (SMSA) in the nation, ZILLOW reports that Chicago is #1 as a housing buyer's market.
Conversely and unfortunately for home sellers, Chicago is the worst among the top 50 SMSA for home sellers."
...and Chicago is #11 out of 20 for home foreclosures...
No. 11: Chicago, IL
M.S.A.: Chicago-Naperville-Joliet, IL-IN-WI
Foreclosure Rate: 1 of every 252 homes
Filing Increase year-over-year: 56.2%
Distressed Inventory: 34 month supply
Percentage of Total Home Sales: 32.6%
Average Discount: 38.3%
http://www.forbes.com/pictures/mhj45ilfk/chicago-il/#gallerycontent
ZILLOW.com said...
Of the fifty most populous Standard Metropolitan Statistical Areas (SMSA) in the nation, ZILLOW reports that Chicago is #1 as a housing buyer's market.
Conversely and unfortunately for home sellers, Chicago is the worst among the top 50 SMSA for home sellers.
7/10/2012 07:28:00 PM
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Howuch did Rahm pay Zillow to make that statement?
....all the officer did was say "viaduct."....
7/10/2012 03:56:00 PM
Vhy not a chicken?
"Anonymous said...
ZILLOW.com said...
Of the fifty most populous Standard Metropolitan Statistical Areas (SMSA) in the nation, ZILLOW reports that Chicago is #1 as a housing buyer's market.
Conversely and unfortunately for home sellers, Chicago is the worst among the top 50 SMSA for home sellers.
7/10/2012 07:28:00 PM
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Howuch did Rahm pay Zillow to make that statement?
7/11/2012 03:43:00 AM"
That cheap rat bastard! Probably just threats...
Rahm needed that because of his new WELCOMING CITY policy. All those new Democrats have to live somewhere. Screw the people who live here now because they are becoming more and more disenchanted with his ballet and won't vote for him a second time.
And did you catch that story on TV news about super compact apartments.
As Emma Teitel writes in Macleans magazine, “Ranging from 226- to 291-square-feet, the new lofts, located in the once-condemned Burns Block building, are said to resemble many metropolitan apartments in Europe and Asia — with floor space roughly the size of two parking spaces, or a generous prison cell.”
Can you imagine how many New Democrats Rahm, Quinn, Preckwinkle and BHO can now cram into a average building in your neighborhood.
We, the people in law enforcement, are telling you, the taxpayer, that this a is a waste of money. We are subject matter experts.
It is now up to you, the taxpayer, to decide with your vote, if this weasel of a Mayor should be re-elected.
Anonymous said...
ZILLOW.com said...
Of the fifty most populous Standard Metropolitan Statistical Areas (SMSA) in the nation, ZILLOW reports that Chicago is #1 as a housing buyer's market.
Conversely and unfortunately for home sellers, Chicago is the worst among the top 50 SMSA for home sellers.
7/10/2012 07:28:00 PM
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Howuch did Rahm pay Zillow to make that statement?
7/11/2012 03:43:00 AM
Hey koolaid drinker at 7/11/2012 03:43:00 AM
We had no choice but to live in this city if you want to work the job. This city is quickly on it's way towards a big fall that will make 2007 look like a minor bump on the road. Get ready.
They eliminated 3 uniform watches from cta special at sraight time. Where did they redirect that money?
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