Sunday, August 05, 2012

Why Isn't This an Olympic Sport? (UPDATE)



We were just wondering.

UPDATE: YouTube took down the video, which is kind of funny because it was up for over a year and only had 6,000 views. Nothing like closing the barn door after the cow has escaped.

Fortunately, there are still plenty of people who downloaded the video so you can enjoy it elsewhere. Again, if the video player doesn't load, click this link right here:



They ought to have weight divisions for the crackhead and the person tossing them, too.

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48 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Outstanding! With any luck, it's a sport that will catch on quickly.

8/05/2012 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully he can use the gold from his medal to fashion some teeth

8/05/2012 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder who the michael phelps of the sport would be?

8/05/2012 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Where's my toof?? said...

Yup . .

dat what yous do in projects when da TV don't work

8/05/2012 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember years ago Sullivan's bar Grand and Halsted had the midget throwing contest, and the outrage of the shorty challenged community put a stop to it..... Nuting funnier dat dem Irish drunks tossing midgets down Grand Av....

8/05/2012 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obamalympics.

8/05/2012 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny shit SCC. Funny

8/05/2012 01:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And if youre the Police and do it, you get charged with Agg Batt & Offical Misconduct!

8/05/2012 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous FTO Blue 025 said...

Savages!
Stay Safe!
Be Smart!

8/05/2012 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Chinese would rock this event.

8/05/2012 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What will the savages think of next?

8/05/2012 01:53:00 AM  
Anonymous CCW in Illinois NOW! said...

Videos like this NEVER get old!

Armed robbers narrowly escape Garden Grove jewelry store owner's gunfire

http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/local/orange_county&id=8758565

8/05/2012 04:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speechless

8/05/2012 05:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about a Rahm throwing event ?
He's crackhead size afterall.
McCarthy throwing ?
You'd need Olympic shotputter types...as he's bigger.
SCC....you are too funny.

8/05/2012 06:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, if this had happened in Chicago, the media would have focused on the store owner not only have a gun in her store but firing off those 2 rounds.

JJ Sr. would be leading a protest outside the store complaining that there are too many racist jewelers in Chicago.

8/05/2012 07:15:00 AM  
Blogger somewhatrabid said...

The inaugural opening of the Ghetto Games coming here in 2016.

8/05/2012 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As I recall Sullivans was owned by an ex-states attorney and a former police officer and was a cop hangout.

8/05/2012 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny shit. Want even more laughs?

After the video, click on the preview of the fat lady in the purple shorts at WalMart (at 9 o'clock position). Where do these people come from?

8/05/2012 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just got home, watched the video and now my wife kicked me out of bed because I couldn't stop laughing.if she was a crack head I'd easily push thirty feet. (604/280)

8/05/2012 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AWESOME!!!!!!!

8/05/2012 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's pretty funny.

8/05/2012 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wanna see da hugging da winner gets from mama o bama. ;)

8/05/2012 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He will probably use the gold medal to get his grill fixed. Half his teeht were missing

8/05/2012 09:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These ghetto gladiators can throw around sacks of crack waste all day and collect a sizable welfare check that our city and state cuts but can't seem to find any gainful employment. What a f*cking country!

8/05/2012 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They've done so much to elevate our culture. Is there any wonder that we went from Enlightenment to Third World values in less than two hundred years?

What we need now is to flood the country with illegals from banana republics and let them vote so that we have the icing on the cake and the final nail in America's coffin.

8/05/2012 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So they sell them death in a plastic bag, get locked up go to prison and get muscled up and then get out and abuse them some more. And the city thinks that the remedy to this is firing police and not hiring any.

8/05/2012 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUNNY Shit. Look at expression on crackhead after secont toss. Ole boy filmin couldnt stop laughing.

8/05/2012 11:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think he is the same guy at the CompStat meetings who is used when any exempt raise their hand?

8/05/2012 11:23:00 AM  
Anonymous BenDover said...

That's even funnier than throwing midgets .....er I meant Little People.

8/05/2012 11:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YouTube removed it. Damn.

8/05/2012 11:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Video already removed.
Too bad

8/05/2012 12:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As of 12:36 pm CDT U-Tube as deleted the video citing refusal to distribute commercial meterial. Click the video and see for yourself.

8/05/2012 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The event can be held at the grand canyon, every year.

8/05/2012 03:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
They've done so much to elevate our culture. Is there any wonder that we went from Enlightenment to Third World values in less than two hundred years?

What we need now is to flood the country with illegals from banana republics and let them vote so that we have the icing on the cake and the final nail in America's coffin.

8/05/2012 10:44:00 AM

What culture? By the way idiot box, Africans were on the shores here way longer than 200 years ago. So what happened 200 years ago? Signed A Concerned CPS grad

8/05/2012 03:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I observed Cooter throw much larger people twice as far!

8/05/2012 04:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey SCC can we do a moprah toss? Now that be funny seein that dum moprah bein tossed h dreadlocks goin all ovea. Aw Lawdy

8/05/2012 07:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

omg SCC. now I'm know you've brainwashed me after reading you for past seven years because I can't stop laughing at this!

8/05/2012 08:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AWESOME!

DA HOOD! Olympics!

Da Pelon

8/05/2012 08:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG I just spit my coffee out laughing soooo hard!!! That's fuckin' hilarious!!!!! SCC, ya be the funny man!!!!

8/05/2012 09:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why did they bother to pull it??? they know by now SOMEONE got it downloaded..what a bunch of morons..seems they are as dumb as the politicians who STILL haven't gotten the fact they CAN'T lie twice cause the first lie was already recorded..

8/05/2012 10:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A trip your boss down the stairs competition?

Fewest stairs hit from top step to bottom step is the winner.

8/05/2012 11:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
They've done so much to elevate our culture. Is there any wonder that we went from Enlightenment to Third World values in less than two hundred years?

What we need now is to flood the country with illegals from banana republics and let them vote so that we have the icing on the cake and the final nail in America's coffin.

8/05/2012 10:44:00 AM

What culture? By the way idiot box, Africans were on the shores here way longer than 200 years ago. So what happened 200 years ago? Signed A Concerned CPS grad

8/05/2012 03:32:00 PM

Hey 3:32, we kinda figured thT you were a CPS graduate.

8/06/2012 01:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, as long as they display "Chicago Values," you know, they all support men marrying men, Chicago Values. Oh my, tossing crackheads seems so violent and unnecessary. And I didn't see any rainbow logos anywhere.

8/06/2012 05:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Animals. Why not, when you have a lot of time to do nothing, the gov. pays all your bills.

8/06/2012 06:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is why I carry a .45 acp

8/06/2012 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Laughed my fuckin ass off. Pricless. Check out look on crackhead. Funny fuckin shit.

8/06/2012 10:24:00 AM  
Blogger OneAmericanAmongMany said...

"How about a Rahm throwing event ?
He's crackhead size afterall."
Only if you aim toward the Chicago River.

8/06/2012 11:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I swear on my daddy's ass, office! I dins do nuffin'!"

8/06/2012 09:27:00 PM  

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