Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Good Point

Following all this to its logical conclusion:
  • Attend any of these compost meetings and you will routinely hear two contradictions. First is "We need to be doing things smarter/The compstat process is all about intelligent policing/It's about having the right people at the right time in the right places for the right reasons/It's QUALITY instead of quantity" followed almost immediately with "Let's look at your numbers: ANOVS are down. Contact cards are down. Arrests are down. Now is the time to get rid of your people who are 'underperforming'; get rid of them now and replace them."

    So, which is it you ask? Is it 'quality over quantity' or is it 'go out and get MORE activity across the board or dump people'? Why it's both! 
 McStreetlightAssassin seems to be a series of contradictions, doesn't he?

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41 Comments:

Anonymous 11th Dist King said...

Dont do contact cards, don't do anovs, and lets see the bosses crumble. But you little girls who want the 10 sector, or females who don't wanna work the streets, will write cc and anovs just because your scared. Don't worry when you don't get a pension and this whole dept implodes you will see.

Lets ban together and not do cc and anovs for the bosses. They need us more than we need them.

1/22/2013 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I never knew contact cards prevent shootings. Sure didn't work last year and this year isn't looking so good either. FU Gmac!

1/22/2013 12:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In my opinion it sounds like HQ is going to cause a lot of sandbagging the public for the sake of numbers.I'm retired but I remember this bullshit happening on and off over the years.I believe it all has to do w/the brass justifying their positions at your'es and the publics expense.

1/22/2013 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"McStreetlightAssassin seems to be a series of contradictions, doesn't he?"



consistency applies only to his daily bowel movements.

1/22/2013 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Attended a compost meeting and this is exactly true. He yells over and over that its quality over quantity he's looking for, but then berates a commander over having low contact cards, arrests, anov's etc...
He contradicts himself within 5 minutes and not one goldstar has the balls to speak up for themselves or each other.

1/22/2013 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The NY regime will be gone soon, but these gold stars will have to live with themselves and everyone else knowing not one of them ever had the balls to stand up to these guys. I will never look at any of them the same way.

1/22/2013 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The equivalent of a Copper being tasked with looking left and looking right at the same time...

Then being SPAR'ed for failing to do that which is humanly impossible.

Again we say this bullshit is designed to put as many Coppers as possible behind the 8-ball.

1/22/2013 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


But-but doing this kind of stuff will only lead to more arrests and Preckwinkle and Quinn already are pissed at the number of people behind bars.

It's eff-ing up their budgets!

If Quinn has to open the prisons back up then what happens to the money that he saved by closing them that was suppose to go to DCFS to "save the children"?

These are our leaders with the higher math and science scores -- what a joke.

They're coming for everyone's pensions. The taxpayers did their jobs. The public service workers, coppers, firemen, and teachers did their jobs. The political apparatus just kept skimming the money for their pet projects like $55 million dollar park renovations with clouted contract friends.

So now it sounds like creating a hostile work environment is on the agenda hoping to frustrate people into leaving or perhaps end up in a trick bag lawsuit of some sort.

1/22/2013 04:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get rid of people? To where? OK so I don't perform for you? Dump me from 009 to 006? Then I don't perform there? Then what? 007? Cmon Garry.

1/22/2013 05:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He thinks he's in NYC where you have no contractual rights to your district...if they don't like you there you get dumped. JFed not looking so bad right now is he?

1/22/2013 05:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If McGoof was consistent, then the "underperforming" officers would be reassigned to a "slower" District right? After all, he has not demoted one exempt but simply placed them in an easier assignment, i.e. Moy, Flores, Kenny, etc.

If McGoof really wanted to show he is the toughest guy in law enforcement then he should start by demoting the people at the top.

Sorry, I was dreaming. He knows he can't touch the clouted so he screams at the blue shirts and expects them to respond as FOP says nothing.

What a great leader.

1/22/2013 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They want both.

1/22/2013 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

McAssHat also said "We need to look beyond the numbers." Whatever the f*ck that means, after he spent 3/4 of the meeting bitching about numbers. If there is no quota, how can he say that 3 contact cards are not acceptable?

And I don't know what some of your co-workers are drinking in 014, 019 and 011, but there were cars coming in with 20+ contacts cards on a shift! WTF? Seriously? Who are these nitwits?

FYI, every day, every shift, every beat, is broken down by what each beat brought in. So far no names, just beats.

1/22/2013 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's not about doing CC just to do CC, it's about stopping the right people at the right time in the right places.
You say there are no quotas, where is it written I have to do work? Guess what you are getting paid to enforce the law, follow the GO's, etc.
dam there some whiny bitches on this job. Boo hoo I have to stand inspection, I have to come to work in time, my beat tag needs to be on my car, WTF!!! The city gets you your check Everytime it's due and it never bounces.

1/22/2013 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So is he a smart retard or a retarded wise guy?

1/22/2013 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have never seen this kind of activity push in my 15 years on the job. Yeah at some point someone might be in roll call and tell us to do SOMETHING but never have I seen DC, WC, Sgts flat out say we need this, this and this. These bosses are screw balls, most promoted on clout and only worried about making themselves look food st compstat meetings. They do NOTHING for the troops so they can blow me

1/22/2013 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a floor wax . . . and a dessert topping!

1/22/2013 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Compstat should take a good look and explain why the department is not in compliance with with Public Act 096-0658; Illinois Traffic Stops Statistics Act. They should try matching traffic related contact cards to TSS cards submitted and then explain to the IDOT, UIC, and the reverends why they have been hoodwinked, again.

1/22/2013 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The hardest decision the Superintendent has to make on a daily basis is if he's going to drink scotch or bourbon.

1/22/2013 10:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PO Crossing Guard Supervisors did what over the weekend? Nothing
***********************************
POs were Off and enjoying their famalies like they do every weekend
3 day with the DOH

Good Point
I guess the PO Crossing guard supervisors do some work

1/22/2013 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

-Off Topic-

Grossly Negligent: NYPD Sued For Shooting Innocent Bystanders

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2013/01/22/nypd-sued-for-shooting-innocent-bystanders-in-crossfire-n1494792

1/22/2013 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So where does everyone go when they get dumped?? How far can they go? Another watch, another district??

On this stupid fucking department is usually means promoted and or transferred to a "UNIT."

1/22/2013 01:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got an idea. Officers on days can go to the schools in the morning, recess and and when school lets out. They can write all the contact cards and more. For the officers on afternoons and midnights, they can go the emergency rooms and write cards on patients and those in the waiting room. The narratives can all read "subject stopped and field interviewed by order of Mcstupid".

1/22/2013 01:36:00 PM  
Blogger Mick Havoc said...

This is the kind of shit that made me retire last year.
It was foisted upon my department by some cop-hating wannabe systems analyst from out east who brought his fair-haired boy along to be our chief. The chief is actually a decent guy who has backed the troops, but this Comstat is nothing but pure bullshit to give the illusion you can do more with less.
Yeah, being berated for spending too much overtime then being grilled about why you don't put out more special details was this same kind of shit.

1/22/2013 02:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Get rid of people? To where? OK so I don't perform for you? Dump me from 009 to 006? Then I don't perform there? Then what? 007? Cmon Garry.

1/22/2013 05:00:00 AM
True! Especially since much of the dept is over 50 years old and are unimpressed by this bullshit! I do nothing more than required move me I do less! But of course due to stress brought on I would have to hit the medical!

1/22/2013 03:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Contact cards prevent shootings! LMAO! Treating PO's like shit will make them work harder! LOL. When will common sense rear its head? NY & LA have pending legal action over "compstat" you would be a fool to engage in this contact card nonsense being pushed. If things are legit take them, if not don't make up shit for these guys!

1/22/2013 04:38:00 PM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

I forgot who sang this song:

"He's a walking contradiction, partly truth and partly fiction..."

1/22/2013 05:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Day bid spot 20. Nothing they can do and ill be a day bid spot next year. Priceless...

1/22/2013 05:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So is he a smart retard or a retarded wise guy?

1/22/2013 09:14:00 AM



he's a fucking retarded smartass.

1/22/2013 06:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The city gets you your check Everytime it's due and it never bounces.

1/22/2013 08:38:00 AM



so far.

1/22/2013 06:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

whats with the goof in 019 leaving his partner in store alone to go on a call this is the same goof gave someone loaded gun at roll call.

1/22/2013 06:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JFed not looking so bad right now is he?

1/22/2013 05:29:00 AM




comparing turds and turds is not helpful.

1/22/2013 06:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's quantity, not quality.

It's CPD, not quality.

1/22/2013 06:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And I don't know what some of your co-workers are drinking in 014, 019 and 011, but there were cars coming in with 20+ contacts cards on a shift! WTF? Seriously? Who are these nitwits?


Hey assmuncher, I was at that meeting too and the numbers you are referring to were not per shift but per period. So those coppers you think bring in 20+ a night are actually 20+ per month. Not saying anything but there were cars that did 3 contact cards and nothing else in a month. Have a little personal pride and do SOMETHING

1/22/2013 07:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Jimi said...

"Manic Depression's a frustratin' mess"

1/22/2013 09:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

whats with the goof in 019 leaving his partner in store alone to go on a call this is the same goof gave someone loaded gun at roll call.

1/22/2013 06:08:00 PM



his burrito wasn't ready.

1/22/2013 11:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cant write them if they arent there. Cant arrest them if they arent there. Cant try when Im responding to backlogs jobs from start of tour to finish of tour. If Im lucky enought to get time to make an arrest, the WC gives me grief and so does the desk and so does the lock up.

1/23/2013 01:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Writing contact cards on victims while taking a report, partners writing cards on same guy at same time, cards with no data (i.e. DOB, address)
They are all bullshit. Strictly number enhancing to make the bosses happy.
Have some pride people, what more can they do to you? They don't give you time off, can't extend furloughs, no regular cars. They can't fuck with everybody, who will be left to write a contact card?

1/23/2013 09:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Want to be a dog go to mtu tact team. They would love you.

1/23/2013 06:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you blame that goof in 019, look who he is working with? She is not known for her policing skills. Sux they are on the quality of life car that with the right people could do some good work.

1/24/2013 10:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Police Reports are not confidential cards not indexed by the UCR? Nor are Felony Curfew's!

No real police work, wait!

Let McPatton and 9.5 explain at their trials so the rich "early"retired CPD victims can attend.

Contact cards are not baby Arrest Reports and ANOV'S are not a substitute for justice under the oath we took.

UNLESS YOU PUT US ON COMMISSIONS ?

1/25/2013 11:08:00 PM  

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