CAPS Finds (another) Purpose (UPDATE)

A new strategy!!! Someone find us a trumpet so we can announce this properly:

That's better - all new strategies ought to have a trumpet.

Anyway, here we go again (if the link doesn't work, it's Department Notice 13-05)

• This directive:
  
  A. introduces the pilot program “Campaign to Break the Code of Silence Drop Box Initiative” (DBI).
  
  B. establishes procedures for collecting and distributing information received through the DBI.
  
  C. introduces the:
  
  1.Campaign to Break the Code of Silence Drop Box Initiative cards (CPD-21.236).
  NOTE: The CPD number will not be imprinted on the Campaign to Break the Code of Silence Drop Box Initiative cards.
  
  2.Campaign to Break the Code of Silence Drop Box Initiative Daily Log sheet (CPD-21.237).
  
  3.Campaign to Break the Code of Silence Drop Box Monthly Report (CPD-21.238
  
  4.Campaign to Break the Code of Silence Drop Box Initiative Transmittal (CPD-21.239).
  

That's an awful lot of new paperwork and forms for a new strategy.  And the key to the whole thing?

• The Chicago Alternative Policing Strategy (CAPS) Division will administer the DBI.

Yup - CAPS is back and in a big way. They are to be responsible for the "Drop Boxes," placement of same, daily inspection of the boxes and reporting any tampering/damage of the boxes. Anonymous paper postcards dropped off in a box placed in the Violence Zones where you can't sneeze without getting snot on a a VRI copper.

Just how they did it in New York, right?

UPDATE: A bunch of people keep asking if this is some sort of joke.  It isn't.  We included the link directly to the order in the second line right under the turmpet video.  Click it.