Eight Years?
Eight years of Sarcasm and Silliness. Over 27 million visitors. Nearly 43 million page views.
And Garry didn't even send a card.
Thank you all, you humble us with your attention.
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Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
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92 Comments:
wow. happy birthday..keep up the great work.
And Garry didn't even send a card.
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"Garry" says he does not have your address.
Thank you for your time and effort. My husband may be retired from the job for 3 years but I still come to this site daily to see what is really going on.
Keep up the good work and Thank You again.
Garry didn't, but what about J-Fled?!
Congrats SCC.
Congrats on a job very well done. Looking forward to the years to come - to your good health!
You rock SCC!!!!!!
Congratulations!
I hear some coppers, but mostly bosses, say how negative The Blog is. I don't agree with everything written. I don't like everything said. Nonetheless, SCC epitomizes what Free Speech is about. To those who feel threatened by the rants, raves, raunchiness and reports found in the blog, don't read it. Let people make up their own mind about the content. No need to call people names. I defend SCC's right and the rights of others who post here to speak freely.
Good job, SCC. I wish you the best and stay safe out there.
SCC: Your blog epitomizes why I loved the job, why I had to get out ASAP, and why, dammit, I still miss it, especially (most of) the men and women I worked with. You've got the right attitude. Keep up the good work.
Congratulations!
The true grandfather & godfather of police blogging!
The Staff Of
True News USA
I love reading this.. Wish u many more yrs!
Heh...
Insignificant blog much, SCC?
Oh how they hate thee SCC...
SCC... The ONLY source of uncut, unfiltered, un-fucked with information regarding the goings on in this city.
Every local media outlet steals freely and unashamedly from this blog.
USGOV (DOJ, FBI etc.) regularly monitors this blog...
*Those Chicago Cops! What are they doing? What are they thinking? They're dangerous... They might fuck up our well orchestrated plans!*
The mega rich yellow-pinky nanny statists (Bloomberg & Co.) have their eyes on this blog.
Daley Inc. and Rahm & Co. have their minions climbing all over this blog trying to stay ahead of the "wild and out of control" Cops here...
"You guys are all mad because it isn't 1960 anymore."
"We should shut that cop blog down! We pay their salary! Who gave them permission to speak out about anything?"
"You Coppers should sit down and shut up! If you guys would just stop selfishly fixating on your families, finances, retirement and escaping this city, everything would be just fine!"
They hate that the hearts, minds and souls of Policemen are on display here...
Why?
Because it is a reminder that Policemen are the most wonderfully human of God's Children.
The last thing the Criminal-Political Media Cabal wants is for Policemen to be seen in a human light...
*You Chicago Coppers are too old, too mean and too unfriendly... You drive too fast and hit too hard! We can't wait to get rid of you, get rid of your collective memory of Real Policing and start over! The problem in this city is YOU!*
Poor, willfully ignorant, frightened and misdirected fools...
They'll scream for somebody to "fix it" and there'll be nobody left to answer.
We raise the rock glass with three fingers of the vaunted sherry casked, full strength bourbon to you and to all of US, SCC...
Neat... No ice... No chaser... The Patrolman's libation of hard won leisure.
Here's to many more years of you telling it like it is.
>Clink!<
Thank you SCC for great 8.
Did You Get A Birthday Card From The Flaming TUTU ??
Happy Birthday From The State Of Ct
8 yrs of Sarcasm & Silliness Has Ruined a Few Keyboards Of Mine With Adult Beverages Because I Was Laughing So Hard At Some Of The Stories/Comments
Keep Telling It Like It Is
Happy Birthday SCC
I Would Have Sent You A Card, But I Have Been A Little Busy Lately Might You Say
Thanks for your ongoing consistency and dedication to a grossly neglected and denigrated audience. Keep up the good work.
Happy Anniversary!
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday, dear Second City Cop Blog.
Happy Birthday to you.
(and many moooore).
:-)
Thank You SCC!
Just a marker of great writing and honest reporting.
I very much enjoy reading SCC and enjoying the experience and perspective that SCC offers.
SCC is obviously providing a great benefit to the thin blue line and citizens such as myself who would like to show more support and benefit from SCC's experience and perspective.
Posting from Tucson, AZ. Stay strong and stay safe !
Congratulations & Happy Birthday.
I look forward to sarcasm & silliness every day.
OPAH!
God bless Second City Cop. God bless the Internet. The Truth gets out.
Local Mainstream Media: Go to Hell!
No Kool-Aid for me.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SCC! Damn, I wish you were around a generation ago.
..and Garry didn't even send a card....No, but he is trying like hell to send a subpoena!!
Congratulations. Sincere thanks for all you do
O.T. New P.P.O.'s Foot Patrol
I just talked to a ppo today in traffic court. I feel so sorry for these new officers. She works in a busy district and along with her partner she has to be on foot all day. No car, just on foot in a busy/dangerous district. Now this is what gets me pissed- her Sgt. expects them to go through alleys and dangerous side streets. It's only a matter of time until someone gets seriously hurt. And this is what really pisses me off- she told me that at first other officers used to watch out for them but soon they all forgot about the foot officers.
If you are that type of an officer then shame on you. We need to watch out for each other. Plus what type of Sgt. is going to force their officers to walk around in alleys and dangerous side streets? Shame on you Sgt.
SCC, way to go on making it this long. A politician one day told me "who is that fucking SCC guy and his blog. His blog has caused some problems for us". LOL and they still call you "insignificant".
Happy Burfday
Happy Birthday, brother.
Wishing you many more coupled with health and happiness.
A sincere Thank You for spending your personal time off, away from your family, on behalf of your police family.
Happy Birthday or Anniversary, SCC! McDickhead and the Ballerina still suck balls!
Eight years ? Get some time on the job kid.
I/F
Happy Birthday, SCC. You are the only place we can get the truth in this crooked city. Thanks.
keep it up, you are the only trusted news source in this state!
Just A Citizen says...
Thank you for your dedication to the truth. It's a lot of work maintaining a blog so I applaud you. The only source of news I know that is unfiltered.
SCC " lives " the heads of Flaming-Tutu, McStreetLight and Shortshanks.
It gnaws at them that they can't stop you or crush the 1st Amendment, they try and will keep trying but will not be successful if we remain vigilant.
Carry on SCC!
No card from Garry but I bet his ass read this blog.
It's also so funny how when I ask someone if they read the blog and saw this or that and they respond that half the stuff in the blog is lies and misleading yet over 90% of the time I find stuff to be true after the fact.
8 years ccongrats to you SCC , thanks for keeping us informed .
Also had a few good laughs from comments made by cpd.
Holy cow does time fly by! I've been reading since the start and will continue to do so until you ride off into the sunset. Thanks for all you do to keep us regular folk informed.
-Lifelong Chicagoan
Happy Birthday!
Keep up the GREAT WORK.
Thanks a lot. You are so valueable, hope you are still around for a long long time.
Congratulations!!!!
Happy birthday and keep up the good work !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul Geiger
birthday spankings and a 9th for good measure?
keep up the good work
Wow, its been 8yrs I've been telling people I don't read The Blog. Happy Birthday and Good Luck
Sgts today
SCC, You are the Blogfather ! Cheers and many more wonderful years to you. We raise our glasses in your honor. The ghost of revolver Police says hello.
this blog is a good place to come for information and also to vent and have a little fun--- congrats on 8 solid years....
Happy Birthday!!!!!
Love
Phat Phil
Jody(J-FED)
Garry(G-MAC)
Terry Hillard
Richie(Shortshanks)
and all the Asshats
who have contributed.
The only bosses who say they don't read the blog or the blog is negative are the ones with cherry's for balls. You know... the company men and women.
Trust me... they all read the blog. Even Mc Dickwad.
Congrats SCC
Happy, happy, birthday! I don't even want to watch the news at all anymore. I just want to get the truth here. Thank you so much for all your hard work!
Retired
Nice Job!!
Thanks for all your time and effort and saving me from my therapist!!!
Seriously...Thanks!
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2013/05/31/head-of-chicago-anti-violence-group-arrested-for-allegedly-hitting-wife/
now we know where the 1 million dollars is going to....his defense.
You would be surprised how many important people read this blog.
- Garry M.
Ladner strikes again. Yesterday she sends mass e- mail about statement of financial interests. Email was about may 31 deadline. Today she resends email apparently she didn't get memo that the rules have changed and most do not have to file this year
Sorry I did mot send you a card Scc
I just got locked up!
You da best, SCC!!!
Good Job SCC!
I heard Tio just got a new contract with Rahm for a new project called CeaseWifeBeating. True or false?
Tio Hardiman arrested for domestic violence and he lives in Hillside not Chicago.
Happy Birthday SCC!
Tio Hardiman of Ceasefire infamy arrested in Hillside for Domestic battery.
I guess Ceasefire dont mean Cease beating.
Congrats!!! Your efforts are truly appreciated. You could teach these useless "news" people around here a lot about truth and honesty, and the lie of political correctness. We love ya'.......Signed, a citizen
OT: Just saw on the Fibune website that Tio Hardiman was pinched for Dom. Batt. Apparently he now lives in Hillside. Living in the burbs but still keeping it real. HAHA.
OT
Looks like Tio's in a little trouble...
Well, if this isn't the finest of days I don't know what.
I scored a pair for Game One, Blackhawks v Kings, 200 level Life is good!
O/T But Very Pertinent:
HAH! XD
Could it be that the head violence interrupter and lead bojank artiste extraordinaire Tio Hardiman used his ol' lady as a bop-bag and got pinched by Hillside P.D.?
We direct your attention to the scum-times online...
Hey!
Maybe Tio and McMyBarStoolHasASeatBelt can have a beer summit since they have something in common now?
Ok Ok Ok! Tio's been under a lot of pressure as of late...
It's hard out there being both a tragedy pimp and poverty pimp. (Hah! Visualizing Tio wearing one ballcap under another with the bills cocked in opposing directions.)
Why, Tio only successfully bojanked the smartest "mayor" in municipal history into giving up a few million dollars of tax payer money for Ceasefire to buy dope with, errr... buy votes with, errr... buy peace on the streets with, while selfsame smartest "mayor" is very actively and very publicly warring against the interests of those who make up the bulk of his Police Department and the tax payers who get no Police service in return for their healthy investment of treasure.
"You'll get nothing and be glad of it" is what comes to mind.
HEY! TIME MAGAZINE! YOU WILLFULLY BLIND PROPAGANDIST ASSHOLES! THIS WAS A GIFTWRAPPED PRESENT YOU COWARDS TRY SO HARD NOT TO SEE UNDER THE DEAD TREE!
Why are people mad at Rahm?
>Snicker!<
Y'all got jokes don't cha?
Egad... The keys to the kingdom for SOMEBODY to ask the proper sequence of hard and pointy, slippery syntax proof, "M.S. in Communications" proof, spin proof questions of the nitwits in charge.
>Crickets...<
"WAH! You Cops are so full of hate! Sit down and shut up!"
Dirty fucks will cry to the Supreme Court to have special air and opportunity to rifle through the underwear drawer of a Policeman's children for a story.
"The public has a right to know!"
>Crickets again...<
Let us ask a question for clarification...
The Police are the ENEMY in all of this... Right?
You can't say the assholes in question aren't amusing...
Though it's all decaying into such a fucking tragedy that you just gotta play it for whatever laughs you can.
Like a clown funeral... A bunch of big shoes, funny hair, red noses and painted on smiles sticking out of a too small coffin.
The calliope music, greasy popcorn, cotton candy and gunfire makes it pure Chicago...
You are such a cutie. Happy Birthday.
Now, Kees me you fool!!!!
Tio done get busted in Hillside for smackin his ho up:
http://www.suntimes.com/20456751-761/head-of-ceasefire-anti-violence-group-charged-with-domestic-battery.html
Happy Birthday from California. We love reading this stuff.
Here's to the next 80 years of tellin' it like it is!
Congrats & best wishes!
Retired Ol' Sixgun Sarge
CC passed
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/politics/clout/chi-illinois-senate-debating-new-concealed-carry-gun-bill-20130531,0,947405.story
Thanks for being here.
Cease LIAR said...
Tio Hardiman of Ceasefire infamy arrested in Hillside for Domestic battery.
I guess Ceasefire dont mean Cease beating.
5/31/2013 01:10:00 PM
You know, the Lion just has to take it's meat, it doesn't stand around waiting for a gift, it takes what it wants. Any fucking thing wrong wit dat?
Happy Birthday SCC.....you're the greatest blogger in the land o' wise one.
If you ever get outed.......run for public office. You'd have TPTB shaking in their shoes.
Happy Blogging!
Happy Birthday, SCC, from Indianapolis!
-You have set the standard for those of us in blue to use sarcasm, satire, and silliness to release our frustration at administrations more concerned about "Political Correctness" than leadership and doing the right thing for the right reason.
No card from Garry but I bet his ass read this blog.
5/31/2013 08:32:00 AM
LIAR! I DO NOT! And quit saying I do. If you don't, I'll show you. I'll leave and go back to metro NY/NJ.
Hugs and Congrats SCC,
G-MACK
P.S. No card from J-FLED?
Anonymous said...
OT: Just saw on the Fibune website that Tio Hardiman was pinched for Dom. Batt. Apparently he now lives in Hillside. Living in the burbs but still keeping it real. HAHA.
5/31/2013 01:48:00 PM
Even he realizes how dangerous Chicago is.
SCC,
Congratulations on your tenure. Thanks for the insightful commentary and humor. I ask you and your readers for their prayers. Houston, Texas lost four firefighters today. Thank you.
http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Four-firefighters-die-in-5-alarm-hotel-fire-in-4566085.php?cmpid=hpfsln
A Houston police officer
God bless you second city cop, we pray for you guys. You are the best thing that ever happened to cpd.
Thanks for a great blog. Was on the job when you started, have since retired. I do wonder what the media thinks of " real" news that is printed here? I would imagine that there are a few reporters who are very jealous about the freedom to actually report stories.
I read the blog almost daily from sunny Arizona.
old retired guy
Congrats SCC!! Perfect post to send a message not related to a specific topic. I'm on my day off today out running some errands, and what do I see?? Police officers and a sergeant, in full uniform standing at intersections with buckets of money in their hand, collecting for special olympics.
A wonderful charity, which I support, but since when do the police solicit money for charities on duty in full uniform. I found this to be unbelieveably inappropriate and unprofessional. Actually disgraceful!! In today's society how many people would look on this as being intimidated into donating?? Also, here we are in murder city, and we have on duty officers standing on corners asking for cash!!!
This is ridiculus. It is another example of the pathetic leadership of this department, since it was obviously authorized by some gold star. What is Mcnutty thinking. Picture this headline asshat..."Man shot and killed four blocks from officer holding bucket of money asking for more"!!!
There is absolutely no pride, tradition or professionalism left on this department, and that starts at the top. Look at the St. Jude march, an honored and age old tradition. Officers marching with strollers, children, and YES dogs!!! I am a family man and love my children dearly, but their place is not in a ceremonial march in honor of our fallen brothers and sisters. Certainly not a place for a dog!!! COME ON!!!
Mcgoofaball is a sorry excuse for a leader, and the tradtion of this department is completely gone.
Is j-fled curled up in the fetal position and crying on a bare, pissy mattress in that busted-out, unsellable condo?
He probably curses the framers of the Bill of Rights...
*If only I was able to get DOJ to shut that blog down! Coppers don't deserve freedom of speech! It interferes with what we're trying to do at CPD. They ruined my chance to be the national police director!*
SCC you're the only place where the people of Chicago can get the cold, hard truth- at least those who can handle it. Thanks for doing what you do. Happy Birthday!!!
Happy B day !!!!!
You make my day, spit out whatever is in my mouth.
Happy Bday 2 U
The Teacher
OT just want to say that 024 is better place to work now. Hopefully Commander Waldera will take notice of the excess man power on the day watch. Plenty of do nothings with less than 10 years on the job. Left over from the ROTTNER era.
Congrats SCC!! Perfect post to send a message not related to a specific topic. I'm on my day off today out running some errands, and what do I see?? Police officers and a sergeant, in full uniform standing at intersections with buckets of money in their hand, collecting for special olympics.
A wonderful charity, which I support, but since when do the police solicit money for charities on duty in full uniform. I found this to be unbelieveably inappropriate and unprofessional. Actually disgraceful!! In today's society how many people would look on this as being intimidated into donating?? Also, here we are in murder city, and we have on duty officers standing on corners asking for cash!!!
This is ridiculus. It is another example of the pathetic leadership of this department, since it was obviously authorized by some gold star. What is Mcnutty thinking. Picture this headline asshat..."Man shot and killed four blocks from officer holding bucket of money asking for more"!!!
There is absolutely no pride, tradition or professionalism left on this department, and that starts at the top. Look at the St. Jude march, an honored and age old tradition. Officers marching with strollers, children, and YES dogs!!! I am a family man and love my children dearly, but their place is not in a ceremonial march in honor of our fallen brothers and sisters. Certainly not a place for a dog!!! COME ON!!!
Mcgoofaball is a sorry excuse for a leader, and the tradtion of this department is completely gone.
5/31/2013 07:59:00 PM
Lighten up on the fundraising rant.
That's an annual thing. "Cop on Top." Remember that our CAPS Sgt would stand on top of a wagon by Dunkin Donuts which is a co-sponsor.
Agree on St. Jude's comment.
Lives in Hillside, what is the interest in Chicago. Investigation?
I got the hell out of Chicago and moved to peaceful and gun friendly Pennsylvania. I read this blog every morning at breakfast. The national news is garbage. This blog tells the truth. I told my friends in PA about this blog and they are shocked at all the crazy stuff happening in Chicago.
Much love from PA
Hi People & SCC, SCC has been super--Dupper great during these many years. SCC gave me strength to be a better patking ticket guru. Many people came on Wabash to see me and learn the art of being a mega parking ticket guru. I hope SCC is still around 20 years from now to let us people talk shop.
Thanks people for hearing me out and write a book of parkers in celerbration of SCC' long sucess.
Be safe people,
Missy, 0o1 district parking ticket guru.
happy birthday scc. this blog is great. keep up the good work. you are much appreciated.
Thanks for keeping it real so we can know the real truth.
--No Cop Here
Thanks people for hearing me out and write a book of parkers in celerbration of SCC' long sucess.
Be safe people,
Missy, 0o1 district parking ticket guru.
6/01/2013 07:19:00 AM
that's like saying buy a case of catfood to celebrate pension reform.
@ 6/01/2013 04:37:00 PM
"...that's like buying a case of catfood to celebrate pension reform."
Yeah, no shit...
Mix it with that finely minced onion and celery we'll be forced to steal from Rahm's garden and spread it on some stale, broken crackers...
Too many people getting their jollies thinking that is the fate of Policemen and their families...
I hope you don't spit out anything I left in your mouth.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
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