Sunday, May 05, 2013

No Wonder He Needs Bodyguards

For all you zombie fans out there, we present the CTA:


Careful Rahm, you never know what you're sitting in.

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33 Comments:

Blogger True News said...

Zombies would be safer than what is currently riding the Chicago CTA.

5/05/2013 12:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

kind of reminds me of the movie with Dennis Quaid, "Dreamscape" where he's on the train with the president.

5/05/2013 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Caption Contest

Entry #1- Rahm's security detail needs to get some rest.

Entry #2- Rahm is among his own kind--cannibals with no souls.

Entry #3- You know, there is a bit of a difference between the Red Line and the Brown Line.

Entry #4- Welcome to the Hell Express.

Entry#5- I'm so glad Jesse Jackson Jr. gave me his Micheal Jackson "Thriller" stage set. Now where's that red and black jacket. He-heehe!

5/05/2013 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those are his donors and best friends. At home, at night that is what Rahm looks like when he takes his mask off.

5/05/2013 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where is an apple picker when you really need one.

Only a yuppie with no sense at all or man who travels with a heavily armed security staff would ride the CTA with such little situational awareness.

I'm an old former transit cop, and when I ride the EL I still visually search everyone getting on the car. When warm weather finally get here and we start seeing mini-skirts and flimsy blouses some I search twice. Then again when they get off.

Stay Safe, I said I was old not dead.

5/05/2013 01:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is playing on an I-phone?..
Guess the body guards scared off the apple pickers.
That's the ideal place to get snatched, right by the door.

5/05/2013 04:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rahm has no brains to eat. Neither does the toady Mcwhatever.

5/05/2013 05:00:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Rahm looks like he belongs there.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

5/05/2013 06:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

looks like the charcoal line on a friday night with some real pissed off cubs fans all whacked out on bud light--- don't worry rahmbo, if you get robbed you can go home and call 311 for the report or wait 3 hours for the police to show up--- cheers and b*&w me....

5/05/2013 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rahm in reality has never been on the L without his entourage of bodyguards. However, if he ever does he better not sit down. Those of us who worked the CTA remember Sgt. Aztlan's warning about something he called "CAB", or "CTA Ass Butter", it was neither liquid nor solid, it was just there! If it gets on your clothing, the clothes must be destroyed! They tell me the Aztlan retired and is teaching somewhere, but he knew the CTA and could cut through the bullshit!

5/05/2013 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that the red line at Chicago, cause those zombies might steal his iphone.

5/05/2013 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So now 9.5 rides to city hall with the aldercreatures, eh?

5/05/2013 10:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want to sit next to him , I could make small talk on the way downtown.He looks lonely, or maybe not so socialble in the morning.

5/05/2013 10:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those riders are really the new demarcate voter registration push for the next election. In Chicago everybody votes!

5/05/2013 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of bodyguards. The old 012th district could use one. It seems someone tagged it.......AGAIN. wink wink

5/05/2013 01:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where da Shit-Sock Man at?

>WHAP!<

Ahh... There he is!

5/05/2013 03:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How come Boo ain't comin up to Tiny Dancer and steal his phone? That butterflyin ballerina looks like such an easy target. Oh yeah Tiny's Security Detail is sitting right behind him.

5/05/2013 04:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least Tiny learned to sit on CTA Train so he doesn't get launched on quick stops. 6 year old kids knew this but this is really new for Precious to ride the el-subway. Noboby told him how loud it was on train when he was fluttering in his tutu in Winnetka. CRUD!

5/05/2013 04:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weasel!

5/05/2013 06:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, he rides the train. Whoop-de-do. The question is, who does he engage while riding? It is a perfect opportunity to communicate with the "common folk". Good or bad, why not ask a few people what the real deal is outside of the ivory tower and LISTEN to what they have to say? I mean after all we did elect him (AARRGH).
Oh, that's right.....it doesn't affect him. Millionaire, security detail, North Shore a**hole, etc.

Election time is coming. Then he will be out glad handing asking for your vote.
No f'ing way will he get mine.

5/05/2013 06:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the armored Yukon is tailing the train,,,,,,what a fucking poser,,,,fuck him

5/05/2013 06:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like the 011 lockup on a Friday night--make that ANY night.

5/05/2013 07:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More clueless than yuppies coming from the Clark/Addison pig dungeon - put away your smartphone, non-smart ass. Geez.

--No Cop Here

5/05/2013 08:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I had to choose which Zombie to share a seat with I'd go with the harmless bloody zombie as opposed to the truly evil Rahm (was he in a band) Zombie. At least the bloody zombie isn't as treacherous and rabid and doesn't pretend to be anything but a Zombie.

5/05/2013 08:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rahm doesn't now it but he's riding with the I.G. They want a taste of his blood something fierce.

5/05/2013 08:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is an UGLY MF isnt he?
I hope I see him on the train next time I am working CTA in Civilian clothes. I am gonna get close him and let a siletn one rip>>>

Damn, who cut the cheese????

5/05/2013 08:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could someone get video of his limo and tail car following the train.

5/06/2013 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's a piss bum when you need one?

5/06/2013 02:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Where's a piss bum when you need one?

5/06/2013 02:27:00 AM

Sitting in the first seat texting.

5/06/2013 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's a Brown Line traih. If it was a Red Line train with its new seating configuration you would have somebody's ass stuck in your face if you were sitting down.

5/06/2013 03:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that the "Screaming Skull" right out that rear window?

Well! Is it or isn't it?

5/06/2013 09:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too funny, but straying from this did anyone hear about the new ordinance passed for any type of renovation work on buildings built 1978 and earlier will need special permits for lead aside from the routine ones! And of course the increased fines for bike rider and motorist who open the doors to on coming bikers! But now remember it is for the children!!!!!! Yeah I wished I saw him a train full of Zombies!

5/08/2013 09:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is the Mayor doing with his hands down there?

He seems to be completely oblivious to his surroundings.

...and is that a little smirk of pleasure on his face?

"Passengers -- for your own safety, please do not masturbate until you have completed your trip on the CTA.

"Thank you."

5/11/2013 11:48:00 AM  

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