Friday, May 03, 2013

10-Year-Old Shot

The opening paragraph is an amazing bit of fiction in itself. We laughed out loud at it:
  • On Marie Naylor’s street in the Austin neighborhood, front doors are often left unlocked — in case gunfire erupts and parents need to quickly pull their children inside.
Yeah, that's it. For the children! Bwahahahaha. Man, it beings a tear to the eye.

In reality, the door is left unlocked so the dope boys can run in when the police show up. What a naive piece of writing that was. We wonder who told him that and did they laugh after he left?
  • That’s what happened Wednesday evening, when two men began tussling over a handgun while a dozen or so kids were out tossing a football, enjoying the summer-like weather in the 900 block of North Waller.
Well, that happens sometimes in neighborhoods where human life doesn't mean a thing and the dope boys run wild. Wrestling over a loaded gun doesn't appear in any safety manuals we've run across, so of course, the gun is completely to blame.

The article closes with this:
  • That’s why she is especially attuned to the crackle of gunfire and angry at its increasing regularity in her neighborhood. She remembers getting the phone call about her son’s death.
"increasing regularity"? That can't be right. Crime is down, so obviously, this witness is lying, right Garry?



Anonymous Anonymous said...

They were just starting to turn their guns around..

5/03/2013 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't give me that "their are some fine people in the ghetto" BS when we all know even mama has her had in the dope slinging industry. Gram mama too. They ALL do. If they were so "fine" they would leave the ghetto and head back down south.

5/03/2013 07:47:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

Who gives a flying fuck? Wasn't my kid. But then again, being raised responsibly and with morals has taught me to do the same.

I have an idea!!! Let's just cut out more of our "guaranteed" pension benefits and throw that money at this ghetto-exclusive problem. That oughta work. Money fixes everything, no? NO?

Segue into why all you retired coppers are soon to be ass-out without health insurance...

What's it gonna cost, from ambulance to physical therapy, to make sure this kid is able to make it to breakfast, lunch and possibly dinner, I mean school...this September?

BCP calls it correctly. Viva hate.

5/03/2013 10:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No good can come from "tusslin" for a gun, hot chips or a cold pop.

5/03/2013 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Call me cold hearted, synical or whatever you want but I just don't care what happens to these degenerates(young, old, male or female) anymore. They are the ones who yell and scream when we do our job then yell and scream when we don't. They made their beds now let them lye in them! Too bad a 10yo had to pay the price for generations of stupid.

5/03/2013 01:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

where were the ceasefire members? wait a minute... oh the perps were ceasefire members.

5/03/2013 01:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leaving doors open ANYWHERE in Chicago?
I smell bull****.

5/03/2013 01:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That guy garry, looks like a real asshole. Saw him on CH.9 a couple of days ago, sounds like a real asshole.He must be a real asshole.This guy runs the CPD? I feel sorry for you guy's/ladies.He's like obama, where did he come from? Signed john carter from MARS.

5/03/2013 02:02:00 PM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

Don't say perps.

5/03/2013 05:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But the C.O. will still be praised.

5/03/2013 11:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened in 015 last night around 2350? Not an officer yet, but I was working last night and saw about 15 units flying down Madison going east. Even saw some 025 cars going.

5/04/2013 02:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...the door[s] [are} left unlocked so the dope boys can run in when the police show up...."

...and do a steeplechase over all the crap in the house, knocking lamps and s__t over, until they hit the back discover that the 90-year-old back steps rotted off ages ago -- whoa! >crunch<

...and then the dogs come. Been waiting all day back there for a little sport.

19-P the noise let fire know we are getting injured man down at the end of the he slipped on a banana peel full of rusty nails...

5/04/2013 04:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@ 05/04/2013 04:49:00 PM...

Heh... We could argue that one for the fun of it...


What lamps?

Ain't no lamps up in here, Joe!

That stolen 60" big screen is the only source of light in the whole damn house...

Dude goes through that bitch doing the 110 High Hurdles only to snag that 100" extension cord snaking from the TV, out the bathroom window and across the gangway to Aunt Granny's house next door...

Snatch that fucking TV right off those milk crates.


Fuck that fool who just ran through their crib with a pack in one hand, a strap in the other and trying to hold his pants up at the same time...

They'll want to press up HARD on The Police for chasing the jag-off...

No reasoning. No rationale... It's wat dey do... They LIVE for shit like this. It makes them somehow feel "necessary."

From every closet and from under every bed, hidey-hole and dresser drawer. They will spill out in numbers to fight The Police because asshole (fuckin' a-right they know who it was) kicked the cord and fucked the TV up...


Big fucking 10-1 and for what now?

Been there.
Done that.
Bought the tee shirt.
Won the cheap, shitty, stupid looking stuffed animal...

Police for tax payers ONLY...

Rahm's and the Alderfools wet dream Cocked-Hat Public Safety and Security contractors for everybody else.

No screening, no testing, no standards.

The specially selected cream of the neighborhood crop so there will be no more cries of brutality, insensitivity and no more ghetto lottery playing...

Fuck it... let Ceasefire take the lead in this.

BIG fucking win for the hard pressed tax payers.

5/05/2013 08:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great work by the p.o.'s and Detectives involved in getting the case charged!

5/05/2013 09:39:00 PM  

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