Saturday, June 29, 2013

Brutal Parade


  • Over the course of the 45-minute victory parade held Friday morning to celebrate the Chicago Blackhawks’ NHL championship, the Stanley Cup sustained nearly a dozen gunshot wounds, city police officials have confirmed.

    “Multiple gun-wielding individuals, all appearing to operate independently, fired approximately 25 shots at the trophy, resulting in 11 direct hits,” said Police Superintendent Garry McCarthy, who confirmed the famous trophy’s injuries may leave many of the names of past champions engraved upon it permanently illegible, including the entire roster of the 1999 Dallas Stars.

    “We are seeking any information regarding the current whereabouts of the Cup’s assailants, as well as the identities of the 1.3 million revelers facing charges of public intoxication.” Parade coordinators reportedly elected to continue the rally, stating that the crowds of Chicagoans did not seem at all fazed by the gunfire.
Word is that Rahm and McStreetlightMarksman are considering banning parades.
Picture courtesy of The Onion

On a serious note, why were the powers-that-be telephoning Districts after 2000 hours demanding additional manpower from the day crew be sent to the Blackhawks rally? They had off-duty tact teams and a regular District draw, but we still heard every District Station Supervisor walked in at 0500 hours and found out they were going to be short anywhere from a wagon to three additional cars. This is the "planning" and forethought McCarthy was bragging about since Monday?
  • In 23 years on the job and having worked hundreds of details, I can say with confidence that this one was THE worst as far as proper planning. The bosses in charge didn't have a clue who was out there and where they were when they were calling for assists.

    I should have known that it was going to be bad when they had 400 coppers staged at Waldron Parking Deck waiting fr busses and had 6 empty busses staged at McFetridge Drive waiting for coppers.

    The pick-up busses were no better. Most coppers decided to walk instead of waiting for the ride back and most actually beat the bus back.

    The only water bottles were provided by CFD, nothing from CPD. No Breaks, on post and ROT.

    Howard the Coward running around like an idiot, Adrian Stanley asking every copper that walked by if try knew how to operate a Stic radio and the best was Car 5 releasing all of Columbus Drive PPO's before the street was ready to be opened.

    It may have looked go on TV and thank god there was no major incidents but behind the scenes it was messed up!!!
Unbelievable.

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85 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even drunk Radtke would've handled this no problem. This us funny until something serious happens and coppers end up getting hurt.

6/29/2013 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Multiple gun-wielding individuals, all appearing to operate independently, fired approximately 25 shots at the trophy..."


And Crawford stopped them all!!

6/29/2013 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Completely not true. There was 2 million people to 500 police. Of course there was issues. But overall, great planning, better then 2010. I too have been involved in alot of details. This is one of the best especially with how short we are. Stop blaming bosses for everything. Take some responsibility and make things work.

6/29/2013 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't think of a single exempt that has any real street learnin' under their belt...

Nobody but goofs, incompetents, clout babies, crazies and egomaniacs aspire to be an exempt.

Everybody else just want to be left alone long enough to retire without incident or fanfare and get the fuck out of dodge and finally live like a normal human being... Somewhat...

6/29/2013 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Best part is that all the CFD disappeared when the Hawks hit the stage. CFD didn't respond to requests for passed out and heat victims until a Sgt went back stage and grabbed a group of them. There were two CFD who were out there busting there ass the entire time so I don't want to trash talk them but the rest of the CFD bosses and paramedics hid behind the stage and wouldn't come out because they were too busy snapping photos. A couple P.O.'s had to go in and grab a guy who passed out and carry him out. Then after waiting several minutes a PO had to go back stage and grab two paramedics who pissed and moaned the entire time about having to walk over and treat the guy.

6/29/2013 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I know there was a lot of people but Grant Pk estimates of 2 million?

Chicago's entire population is 2.7 million people. Think about that.

Nevertheless how about this for a visual them. The number of people that are on Food Stamps in the state of Illinois is 2,048,658 as of Mar 2013.

http://www.fns.usda.gov/pd/29SNAPcurrPP.htm

That's Rahm's World-Class city. Now let's get out there and close 50 more schools, layoff some first responders and build another park for the elites to celebrate in. We can do it YES WE CAN -- as soon as we get our hands on that pension money after the theft i mean reform.

No casino's until we get that pension stuff either. We don't want any coppers or city working whining that we should pay what we promised into the retirement fund. Hell no.

/sarcasm??

6/29/2013 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we looked like a bunch of rookies out there with yellow vests on. even the bosses were wearing them. total amatuer hour.

6/29/2013 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Jody Weis was still around, all would be differant. Xame for Richie Daley.

Both are gone and are you all happy now. Wies and Daley ran things the right way. Rahm and the drunk are lost in every degree. Wait until the FL case is over.ep

6/29/2013 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh no not the 1999 Dallas Stars. Eddie Belfour was their goalie.

6/29/2013 12:56:00 AM  
Anonymous The Jerk said...

Wow! They really hate that cup!

6/29/2013 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Loved the heckling from the crowd when Gov. Quinn took the stage. In addition to the many "boos" that were shouted at hizzoner, someone yelled, "get lost jackass". lmao
GO BLACKHAWKS

6/29/2013 01:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I don't understand it. CPD's best and brightest couldn't handle a parade. Or maybe they're not. Maybe their highest qualification is who they are related to.
How can this be ?

6/29/2013 02:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF. I heard it was a mess. Wayne Gulliford is so mich in need of retirement. He walks around like a smiley Zonbie.
His crew has been jacking up the last 3 detail orders.
If they don't know then ask for help jack ass

6/29/2013 02:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Completely not true. There was 2 million people to 500 police. Of course there was issues. But overall, great planning, better then 2010. I too have been involved in alot of details. This is one of the best especially with how short we are. Stop blaming bosses for everything. Take some responsibility and make things work.

6/29/2013 12:20:00 AM

Liar gold star! It was messed up. You could not have been there. If you had been there, you would know the truth.

6/29/2013 05:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Completely not true. There was 2 million people to 500 police. Of course there was issues. But overall, great planning, better then 2010. I too have been involved in alot of details. This is one of the best especially with how short we are. Stop blaming bosses for everything. Take some responsibility and make things work.

LMAO May I ask where were you? Once again we were left on our own with little to no supervision. Our dear leaders as usual didn't know what was going on, where to go. I even wanted a radar gun to clock the busses. That wasn't a parade
once again he regular guys and gals got screwed.

6/29/2013 06:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watched it on TV and it was interesting that NBC put on a highlight video and when they came back Rahm was just finishing up.

6/29/2013 06:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Completely not true. There was 2 million people to 500 police. Of course there was issues. But overall, great planning, better then 2010. I too have been involved in alot of details. This is one of the best especially with how short we are. Stop blaming bosses for everything. Take some responsibility and make things work.

6/29/2013 12:20:00 AM

Three details do not make you an expert, you hairgel. Now go eat your Fruit Loops and shut up.

6/29/2013 06:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
WTF. I heard it was a mess. Wayne Gulliford is so mich in need of retirement. He walks around like a smiley Zonbie.
His crew has been jacking up the last 3 detail orders.
If they don't know then ask for help jack ass

6/29/2013 02:42:00 AM

Gulliford always was and still is a great boss. And guess what, junior? He's not that old. Maybe if you had something positive to add rather than throwing shit at things you obviously don't understand, this would be a better place to work. Instead, we get morons like you.

6/29/2013 06:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Po Crossing Guard Supervisors were in absentia
Laugh but there is a serious point here Why do we have these clouted babies when there is work to be done

6/29/2013 06:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cpd provided water....the same water they tried giving us during NATO. Expiration date June of 2009!

6/29/2013 07:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Completely not true. There was 2 million people to 500 police. Of course there was issues. But overall, great planning, better then 2010. I too have been involved in alot of details. This is one of the best especially with how short we are. Stop blaming bosses for everything. Take some responsibility and make things work.

6/29/2013 12:20:00 AM
The reason it did work was because of PO's and Sgts that got tired of standing around waiting for the order to do something and just made command decisions on their own. That's why it worked out. The exempts talk a great game about cutoffs and footprint of the venue and assets but when it comes to execution they fell flat on their face.

6/29/2013 07:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Damn Dawg said...

I would personally like to thank PPO "Tackleberry" from the Bureau of Organizational Development who was kind enough to ask me "Do you want to get shot" when I grabbed a bottle of water that the CFD had left near the entrance at Balbo.

Silly me, I must have been suffering a mild case of heat exhaustion, from walking around in the heat, when I foolishly approached and grabbed a bottle of water. Why would I think this would be okay after my partner, Le'Rome Jay'On, told you we were the police, working in plain clothes, and looking for a bottle of water??? Again, it must have been the heat.

Good for you that, almost 17 years later on this job, that I have had more moments of clarity now than I did when I first started out like you. I can vaguely recall the first big detail I had, spending all day on a corner like you, and so looking forward to going to Ira's to tell war stories with the boys. Thankfully, for you, I did not do what I so wanted to do and you were only left with the 1000 yard stare and me biting my lip.

One last thing, loose the gloves when you're directing traffic "Tackleberry," if this is even possible, it makes you look like even more of a hand-job then you already are. With that being said, I am sure you will be a boss someday — you just seem to have that special where-with-all and that somebody will deem is meritoriously worthy....

Damn Dawg

6/29/2013 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Completely not true. There was 2 million people to 500 police. Of course there was issues. But overall, great planning, better then 2010. I too have been involved in alot of details. This is one of the best especially with how short we are. Stop blaming bosses for everything. Take some responsibility and make things work.

6/29/2013 12:20:00 AM



Signed: Dep Chief Georgas

6/29/2013 07:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we looked like a bunch of rookies out there with yellow vests on. even the bosses were wearing them. total amatuer hour.

That's an east coast thing - NYC, Boston, Philly. Just more that bullshit mentality overtaking our Midwest.

6/29/2013 07:48:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Most of the people involved in the planning were either merit sergeants or merit lieutenants.

This is where the system leads.

6/29/2013 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blah, blah, blah. Bitch, bitch, bitch. Just do your job, and if you want to manage, get promoted and manage. Bottom line is 2 million people assembled and dispersed with little problems. Great job by all (most) involved. Thank you.

6/29/2013 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Parade was fine. Those complaining are the ones with no experience or time on the job.

6/29/2013 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Jody Weis was still around, all would be differant. Xame for Richie Daley.

Both are gone and are you all happy now. Wies and Daley ran things the right way. Rahm and the drunk are lost in every degree. Wait until the FL case is over.ep


You are a moron. I sure hope you are not a cop. Just because the new regime is worse than the previous does NOT mean that the old guys were any good. It's like comparing a shit sandwich to a festering garbage taco.

6/29/2013 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The PPO's got released because we didn't have a purpose after that. The crowds were basically 95% done, SWAP & Streets & Sans were already doing clean up, S&S were picking up barricades and clearing the area. What purpose did 200+ PPO's have at that point other than to stand around and absorb heat?

6/29/2013 09:29:00 AM  
Blogger mike said...

Thanks to M6 for keeping me off the rocks. You guys are the best.

6/29/2013 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This was a bunch of people celebrating a sports victory. Nothing to do with politics or class warfare anything else that typically brings out all the nerds we remember from high school that want to cause problems. This group was largely happy and social... As expected. Aside from looking out for any terrorists, this was what it should have been... A good day. No surprises here, now quit making a big deal about it.

6/29/2013 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This was a day where all you had to do was stand there and answer questions and be polite. Quit it with the falling sky already you fear mongers.

6/29/2013 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please post a pic of Rham trying to hoist the cup
What a Whimp!!

6/29/2013 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could not believe the stuff that I read about the festivities in Wrigleyville on Monday. Did not know that Elias Voulgaris was in charge of the Town Hall station in Lakeview. Had not thought of that character in years. Knew him in high school when he was developing a deserved reputation as a meathead. Heard that he was on the CPD, but to think that someone promoted him to a position of responsibility boggles the mind.

6/29/2013 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous It's Raining Men said...

we looked like a bunch of rookies out there with yellow vests on. even the bosses were wearing them. total amatuer hour.

6/29/2013 12:43:00 AM

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The order for the Gay Pride parade is out... it states EVERYONE must wear the yellow vests.

NO leather vests or leather chaps either unless you are working undercover.

6/29/2013 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why the yellow vests? So people know your the police? Soooo, the uniform doesn't do the trick? How about fluorescent yellow uniform shirts?

6/29/2013 11:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The consequences of " merit & clout " promotions.

6/29/2013 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't think of a single exempt that has any real street learnin' under their belt...

Nobody but goofs, incompetents, clout babies, crazies and egomaniacs aspire to be an exempt.


eliminate the "gold braid" enhancement

6/29/2013 12:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The city will not support events/parades such as a Chicago team winning a championship which is on average every decade or so but will flip the bill for such nonsense as the Pride parade year after year after year.

6/29/2013 12:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you think the bosses are screwed up what about the po's that bought this story of the 11 gunshots in the cup. Po's that have no understanding of gunshots or how things work on the street and believe that could go unnoticed and the Blackhawk players are holding a trophy that is being shot at and has 11 holes in it.
Talk about softballs, would have to be the laughing stock of the country
Guy on previous post says the city should acknowledge it

6/29/2013 01:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Howard The Coward.....that's the perfect name for him. He is scared of his own shadow and will NEVER make a decision!!!!!!

6/29/2013 01:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2,000,000 people attend the blackhawks celebration , one UUW arrest of a male black .

let's fine him a few thousand and send him to jail for a few years.

6/29/2013 01:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I never heard any mention on the news of the 20 suburban ambos called in for mutual aid just around 10 a.m.

Did anyone else??

Or are the powers that be trying to keep it out of the headlines?

6/29/2013 02:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The PPO's got released because we didn't have a purpose after that. The crowds were basically 95% done, SWAP & Streets & Sans were already doing clean up, S&S were picking up barricades and clearing the area. What purpose did 200+ PPO's have at that point other than to stand around and absorb heat?

6/29/2013 09:29:00 AM

You haven't figured it out yet, ppo, but you aren't a tourist anymore, simply ATTENDING a function.

You now HAVE a function, and it's to serve and protect. First one in, last one out, least appreciated, most necessary. You don't get to go home early because your feet are tired or the sun is warm. If all hell had broken loose, whether by terrorist act, collapsing bridge, out of control motorist... a couple hundred extra blue shirts might be of use.

You have zero time on, so try to refrain from posting about major event plannng policies for a few years. Close mouth, open brain, learn your job before you tell others how it should be done.

6/29/2013 05:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Please post a pic of Rham trying to hoist the cup
What a Whimp!!

6/29/2013 10:18:00 AM

The guy might be a lot of things, but physically wimpy isn't one of them. He's completed a triathlon, which is probably more than your lard ass has done. Or are you one of those plateheads who thinks that hoisting heavy pieces of iron from a stationary position makes you a stud? And by the way, dancers are tremendous athletes, so rag on him for something other than his physical prowess.

6/29/2013 05:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we looked like a bunch of rookies out there with yellow vests on. even the bosses were wearing them. total amatuer hour.


Don't be so ignorant, it's actually a federal requirement when in intersections, directing traffic etc... so quit whining about how cool you don't look, rookie.

6/29/2013 05:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talk about softballs, would have to be the laughing stock of the country
Guy on previous post says the city should acknowledge it

6/29/2013 01:37:00 PM



uh, speaking of soft balls.....

6/29/2013 05:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why the yellow vests? So people know your the police? Soooo, the uniform doesn't do the trick? How about fluorescent yellow uniform shirts?

6/29/2013 11:06:00 AM



just be thankful they weren't fluorescent pink.

6/29/2013 05:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please post a pic of Rham trying to hoist the cup
What a Whimp!!

6/29/2013 10:18:00 AM



don't be so hard on the little nipper.

he kept getting his stub finger stuck in one of those bullt holes.

6/29/2013 05:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What purpose did 200+ PPO's have at that point other than to stand around and absorb heat?

6/29/2013 09:29:00 AM



to be reminded that it's not just a job, it's an adventure?

6/29/2013 05:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Detectives should work in Uniform from May 1st, to Labor Day, every year, like in other big cities.

6/29/2013 06:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Completely not true. There was 2 million people to 500 police. Of course there was issues. But overall, great planning, better then 2010. I too have been involved in alot of details. This is one of the best especially with how short we are. Stop blaming bosses for everything. Take some responsibility and make things work.

6/29/2013 12:20:00 AM
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Written by Special functions

6/29/2013 07:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Howard The Coward.....that's the perfect name for him. He is scared of his own shadow and will NEVER make a decision!!!!!!
*** When he was detailed to the Academy as an assistant HRI he was Never there and taught Nothing
One wonders

6/29/2013 07:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
Please post a pic of Rham trying to hoist the cup
What a Whimp!!

6/29/2013 10:18:00 AM

The guy might be a lot of things, but physically wimpy isn't one of them. He's completed a triathlon, which is probably more than your lard ass has done. Or are you one of those plateheads who thinks that hoisting heavy pieces of iron from a stationary position makes you a stud? And by the way, dancers are tremendous athletes, so rag on him for something other than his physical prowess.

6/29/2013 05:12:00 PM

Rahm!!!!! If I've told you once, I've told you a million times!!!! Stay off of that police blog!

......signed,
...........Mrs. Ballerinalete

6/29/2013 07:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The PPO's got released because we didn't have a purpose after that. The crowds were basically 95% done, SWAP & Streets & Sans were already doing clean up, S&S were picking up barricades and clearing the area. What purpose did 200+ PPO's have at that point other than to stand around and absorb heat?

6/29/2013 09:29:00 AM

Get off probation, add at least 7 years, and then you can spout off. Someday you will realize that 5% can cause one hell of a lot of mayhem.

Seriously, you will get a lot further on this job if you just keep your mouth shut and your opinions to yourself for at least the next 2 years or so.

Shhhh. Watch. Listen. Learn.

6/29/2013 07:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love how people say "hey recruit just listen and you don't know how events work". I have a good idea, and we had an awesome Sergeant at our post along with good Officers who were watching over us. Like I said, 95% of the crowd left. Explain to me "last one to leave". It was in the Loop at 2pm, when does EVERYONE leave the Loop ever? Our primary presence wasn't needed. We were there for crowd control, the crowds dispersed, we left.

Besides, with the amount of whining and crying in this blog, you should be happy to see/have motivated recruits. There is too much "wahh, this didn't happen", "wahh, this post sucks", "wahh my bosses yell at me". I agree with the comments about "do your job and shut up".

6/29/2013 08:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The guy might be a lot of things, but physically wimpy isn't one of them. He's completed a triathlon, which is probably more than your lard ass has done. Or are you one of those plateheads who thinks that hoisting heavy pieces of iron from a stationary position makes you a stud? And by the way, dancers are tremendous athletes, so rag on him for something other than his physical prowess.

6/29/2013 05:12:00 PM



are you, by any chance, the queen of the day?

6/29/2013 08:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't like the neon vests. you guys didn't look right in them. why ruin a beautiful, proud uniform with them?

6/29/2013 08:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish that the Blackhawks would of told Tiny Dancer as long as we are paying for the party please get the hell off of our stage!

6/29/2013 09:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You are a moron. I sure hope you are not a cop. Just because the new regime is worse than the previous does NOT mean that the old guys were any good. It's like comparing a shit sandwich to a festering garbage taco."

You call me a moron ? Daley and Weis would of made sure the copper' were taken care off. I was the police for 34 years. Daley was golden compared to the slug in office. So KMA rookie and go shine Shields shoes.

6/29/2013 09:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CFDs planning was no better. They rehired and had foot teams but their main back up plan was MABAS Boxes. Mutual aid from the suburbs - so yes to answer someone's question - 20 Ambulances were requested. They staged the 1st 10 at the Academy - when they got moved downtown - they requested another 10!

And yes we handed out water - some dated 2009 as well....

6/29/2013 11:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why the yellow vests? So people know your the police? Soooo, the uniform doesn't do the trick? How about fluorescent yellow uniform shirts?

6/29/2013 11:06:00 AM



just be thankful they weren't fluorescent pink.

Don't give them any ideas. Gay pride parade is Sunday.

6/30/2013 12:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

........
He's completed a triathlon, which is probably more than your lard ass has done.
.........

6/29/2013 05:12:00 PM

Not so fast there, Mr suckass. Rham completed a Sprint Distance triathlon which is only comprised of a 0.75k (0.46 mi) swim, 20k (12.42 mi) bike and 5k (3.1 mi) run

Not a true Standard Triathlon, which would be a 1.5k (0.93 mi) swim, 40k (25 mi) bike, 10k (6.2 mi) run

6/30/2013 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Belly of the Beast said...

2,000,000 people attend the blackhawks celebration , one UUW arrest of a male black .

let's fine him a few thousand and send him to jail for a few years.

6/29/2013 01:49:00 PM

Where have you been living, on Mars? The Unlawful Use of Weapon law has been found by federal courts to be unconstitutional in the state of Illinois.

Most counties in Illinois aren't even enforcing it anymore, provided you have a valid FOID card. Of course the SA office of Cook County aren't exactly the brightest crayons in the box, so...

6/30/2013 01:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look jackass like I said Gulliford fucked up the detail orders.
They can't even get them out in time so the people would know what they have to do.
Reason you're taking up for him is because you're probably the Moran that's screwing up the detail orders.
And if he's not ready to retire because of age then he need to cause he's to damn slow and old looking.
Yeah ok great Boss. Quit swinging on his bat

6/30/2013 05:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

some funny shit about the cup being shot up !!! LMFAO !! And best, some of you idiots believed it !! AHHHH The power of print, too funny. Thanks for the laugh.

6/30/2013 05:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEY SCC, I think I'm becoming a robot, hard to read some of these security words. Too many years of following orders on this department !!

6/30/2013 05:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Look jackass like I said Gulliford fucked up the detail orders.
They can't even get them out in time so the people would know what they have to do.
Reason you're taking up for him is because you're probably the Moran that's screwing up the detail orders.
And if he's not ready to retire because of age then he need to cause he's to damn slow and old looking.
Yeah ok great Boss. Quit swinging on his bat

6/30/2013 05:06:00 AM

Put the beer down before you type shit.

6/30/2013 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

I don't like the neon vests. you guys didn't look right in them. why ruin a beautiful, proud uniform with them?

6/29/2013 08:58:00 PM

http://mutcd.fhwa.dot.gov/kno-overview.htm :

"The MUTCD is the law governing all traffic control devices. Non-compliance of the MUTCD ultimately can result in loss of federal-aid funds as well as significant increase in tort liability."

http://mutcd.fhwa.dot.gov/index.htm :

The Manual on Uniform Traffic Control Devices, or MUTCD defines the standards used by road managers nationwide to install and maintain traffic control devices on all public streets, highways, bikeways, and private roads open to public traffic. The MUTCD is published by the Federal Highway Administration (FHWA) under 23 Code of Federal Regulations (CFR), Part 655, Subpart F.

From the MUTCD, Chapter 6:

Standard:
04 All workers, including emergency responders, within the right-of-way who are exposed either to
traffic (vehicles using the highway for purposes of travel) or to work vehicles and construction equipment
within the TTC zone shall wear high-visibility safety apparel that meets the Performance Class 2 or 3
requirements of the ANSI/ISEA 107–2004 publication entitled “American National Standard for
High-Visibility Safety Apparel and Headwear” (see Section 1A.11), or equivalent revisions, and labeled
as meeting the ANSI 107-2004 standard performance for Class 2 or 3 risk exposure, except as provided in
Paragraph 5. A person designated by the employer to be responsible for worker safety shall make the
selection of the appropriate class of garment.
Option:
05 Emergency and incident responders and law enforcement personnel within the TTC zone may wear highvisibility
safety apparel that meets the performance requirements of the ANSI/ISEA 207-2006 publication entitled
“American National Standard for High-Visibility Public Safety Vests” (see Section 1A.11), or equivalent revisions,
and labeled as ANSI 207-2006, in lieu of ANSI/ISEA 107-2004 apparel.
Standard:
06 When uniformed law enforcement personnel are used to direct traffic, to investigate crashes, or to
handle lane closures, obstructed roadways, and disasters, high-visibility safety apparel as described in this
Section shall be worn by the law enforcement personnel.

http://www.dot.state.il.us/mutcd/utcdmanual.html :

from the Illinois state supp to the MUTCD -

the 2009 edition of the Illinois Manual on Uniform
Traffic Control Devices (IMUTCD) consists of the December 2009 national Manual on
Uniform Traffic Control Devices (MUTCD), including subsequent official revisions thereto, as
amended by this Illinois Supplement to the MUTCD.

IT'S THE LAW. Do you think the Dept would 1st issue everyone vests if they didnt have to?

6/30/2013 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CFDs planning was no better. They rehired and had foot teams but their main back up plan was MABAS Boxes. Mutual aid from the suburbs - so yes to answer someone's question - 20 Ambulances were requested. They staged the 1st 10 at the Academy - when they got moved downtown - they requested another 10!

And yes we handed out water - some dated 2009 as well....

Water spoils?

6/30/2013 11:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
........
He's completed a triathlon, which is probably more than your lard ass has done.
.........

6/29/2013 05:12:00 PM

Not so fast there, Mr suckass. Rham completed a Sprint Distance triathlon which is only comprised of a 0.75k (0.46 mi) swim, 20k (12.42 mi) bike and 5k (3.1 mi) run

Not a true Standard Triathlon, which would be a 1.5k (0.93 mi) swim, 40k (25 mi) bike, 10k (6.2 mi) run

6/30/2013 01:17:00 AM

Nobody's sucking ass. I can't stand the guy. But he's still in pretty good shape, shorter distance notwithstanding.

6/30/2013 11:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's completed a triathlon, which is probably more than your lard ass has done.
.........

6/29/2013 05:12:00 PM

Not so fast there, Mr suckass. Rham completed a Sprint Distance triathlon which is only comprised of a 0.75k (0.46 mi) swim, 20k (12.42 mi) bike and 5k (3.1 mi) run

Not a true Standard Triathlon, which would be a 1.5k (0.93 mi) swim, 40k (25 mi) bike, 10k (6.2 mi) run

6/30/2013 01:17:00 AM


so, what you're saying is, he managed to finish a reduced version of an authentic Triathlon?

commensurate with his actual stature?

6/30/2013 01:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree with the comments about "do your job and shut up".

6/29/2013 08:16:00 PM


for most, experience is the only way they ever learn.

the 'school of hard knocks' trumps all other means of elucidation.

if you survive it.

and, perhaps, even if you don't.





Chalkie

6/30/2013 01:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I don't like the neon vests. you guys didn't look right in them. why ruin a beautiful, proud uniform with them?

6/29/2013 08:58:00 PM


DOT (Department of Transportation) rules. You think the City of Chicago would have bought a vest for all existing employees out of the goodness of their hearts? There was no time to get a neon vest company set up by the son of some aldercrook.

6/30/2013 01:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the PPO posting... Let me guess, your the idiot from 004 who worked at County and thinks he shouldn't be a PPO or on training cycles bc of your vast knowledge from your numerous years at County. PPO Pa"shut your fucken mouth" risi - learn to do the job, stop alienating your fellow co- workers (PPO's & PO's) & get that damn chip of your shoulder.
From the entire 004th District

6/30/2013 04:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CFDs planning was no better. They rehired and had foot teams but their main back up plan was MABAS Boxes. Mutual aid from the suburbs - so yes to answer someone's question - 20 Ambulances were requested. They staged the 1st 10 at the Academy - when they got moved downtown - they requested another 10!

And yes we handed out water - some dated 2009 as well....

6/29/2013 11:02:00 PM

Isn't water millions of years old? How can it expire?

6/30/2013 05:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could not believe the stuff that I read about the festivities in Wrigleyville on Monday. Did not know that Elias Voulgaris was in charge of the Town Hall station in Lakeview. Had not thought of that character in years. Knew him in high school when he was developing a deserved reputation as a meathead. Heard that he was on the CPD, but to think that someone promoted him to a position of responsibility boggles the mind.

6/29/2013 10:41:00 AM

Even more mind boggling is that he was promoted, demoted and then re-promoted

6/30/2013 05:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
CFDs planning was no better. They rehired and had foot teams but their main back up plan was MABAS Boxes. Mutual aid from the suburbs - so yes to answer someone's question - 20 Ambulances were requested. They staged the 1st 10 at the Academy - when they got moved downtown - they requested another 10!

And yes we handed out water - some dated 2009 as well....

6/29/2013 11:02:00 PM

Isn't water millions of years old? How can it expire?

6/30/2013 05:13:00 PM

Plastic bottles are the problem, not the water. Pesky stuff like cancer... but otherwise, it's all good.

6/30/2013 09:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excuse me, but I have been the police probably longer than most who post stuff here, but there is nothing in any directive that says the city or Dept. shall supply you with water, food or snacks. Any officer with time on this job who has worked any type of these details knows that you provide for yourself, or if on a Tact team, you guys provide for each other and the team, stop whinning about what the city didn't give you!!!.

6/30/2013 09:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nobody's sucking ass. I can't stand the guy. But he's still in pretty good shape, shorter distance notwithstanding.

6/30/2013 11:54:00 AM


yeah, and so is my pet hamster.

but my hamster isn't a power mad, pencil dicked, little asshole.

6/30/2013 11:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Water spoils?

6/30/2013 11:21:00 AM


save the few brain cells you've got and don't ponder this any further.

6/30/2013 11:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ymous said...
Could not believe the stuff that I read about the festivities in Wrigleyville on Monday. Did not know that Elias Voulgaris was in charge of the Town Hall station in Lakeview. Had not thought of that character in years. Knew him in high school when he was developing a deserved reputation as a meathead. Heard that he was on the CPD, but to think that someone promoted him to a position of responsibility boggles the mind.

6/29/2013 10:41:00 AM

Even more mind boggling is that he was promoted, demoted and then re-promoted

6/30/2013 05:18:00 PM

Staples pushed for him to get his gold braid back. Go thank her.

7/01/2013 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Excuse me, but I have been the police probably longer than most who post stuff here, but there is nothing in any directive that says the city or Dept. shall supply you with water, food or snacks. Any officer with time on this job who has worked any type of these details knows that you provide for yourself, or if on a Tact team, you guys provide for each other and the team, stop whinning about what the city didn't give you!!!.

6/30/2013 09:58:00 PM

You've never been in a position of leadership. Do you know people do need a relief once in a while. Some of us refuse to take a piss or crap on Halsted,Michigan or any other street while standing post. I guess standing post for eight hours is no big deal to you. When become a supervisor you're supposed to look out for your subordinates.

7/01/2013 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blame Eli, a man who would do anything for another copper. Eli never hurt a copper, period.

7/01/2013 10:56:00 PM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

"...you are the Moran that is screwing up the orders..."

Unless the guy that is working for Wayne is named Moran, who is the moron?????

7/30/2013 08:02:00 AM  

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