Former Cub Finds Former Sox Fan
Actually, we have no idea if the deceased was a Sox fan. He was found naked in the water on the north side, so we guess he could be anyone, but being found by a former Cubs player?
- Former Cubs pitcher Kerry Wood found a floating corpse while kayaking in Belmont Harbor on Monday morning, a source told the Chicago Sun-Times.
Wood found the man, who was naked but wearing a hospital bracelet, a few feet from the west wall of the harbor and notified authorities, the source said.
The body was discovered shortly before 11:30 a.m. Monday , police said.
Wood is a big guy, you know. Anything could have happened.
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