Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Former Cub Finds Former Sox Fan

Actually, we have no idea if the deceased was a Sox fan. He was found naked in the water on the north side, so we guess he could be anyone, but being found by a former Cubs player?
  • Former Cubs pitcher Kerry Wood found a floating corpse while kayaking in Belmont Harbor on Monday morning, a source told the Chicago Sun-Times.

    Wood found the man, who was naked but wearing a hospital bracelet, a few feet from the west wall of the harbor and notified authorities, the source said.

    The body was discovered shortly before 11:30 a.m. Monday , police said.

Wood is a big guy, you know. Anything could have happened.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

A naked Male? Much more likely to be a Cubs fan.

6/26/2013 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Get Me the Fuck Outta Here said...

Fuckin' Classic ! ! !

Chicago SUCKS

6/26/2013 03:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Newspaper article should've said "Former Cubs so-called pitcher..."

6/26/2013 07:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was our crayfish bait. Mind your own business, Kerry!

6/26/2013 07:54:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Let's play the odds on this one:

Near Belmont

I would have to go with Cub fan on this one.

6/26/2013 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like the Sox fan base has been cut in half.

6/26/2013 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reinsdorf instructed his kids to sell the Sox when he croaks. No doubt they'll be moving out of the city soon. It'll be a good opportunity for the handful of Sox fans to join the handful of Fire and Sky fans to actually fill a stadium. Their basically all the same fans anyway. Maybe Gately Stadium?

6/26/2013 10:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Double check name on wristband..... Could it possibly say Marmol?

6/26/2013 10:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the guy was alive the pitcher would be credited with a save

6/26/2013 03:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wood is an official Chicagoan. find a body, get instant citizenship.

6/26/2013 05:47:00 PM  

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