Saturday, January 04, 2014

Ghoul Pool Winner?

Reports that the wounded individual in 005 expired earlier this evening.

Any Detectives wish to confirm?

Hold on to your tickets ladies and gents until official confirmation is received....you never know with this CompStat bullshit. McJersey might have the computers say that dying of natural causes on the south side now includes bullet wounds.

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27 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...


if you bleed out from a bullet hole naturally you'll die because of natural causes...lack of blood.

1/04/2014 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have not heard of the ghoul pool in years.....
Had to laugh one year, a long departed Sgt. got 016 in the pool....
Said he was hoping for a terrorist attack at the airport....
Only a cop would think like that....
R.I.P.Butch.....

1/04/2014 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I'm rich Bitch!" I got 005 in the pool!

1/04/2014 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


o/t

payback for the teachers union showing up rahm, one crisis at a time.

putting that ol' cpd crystal ball to work it has been determined by city officials that on monday jan 6 with an expected wind chill of minus fifty-two below zero, chicago schools will definitely be open.

three days in advance we know..hahaha...how about that

using the crisis. he say's;

take that bitches. get to work before i give you a beaten.

1/04/2014 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reported he expired earlier over the air. Then he came back to life only to expire again for real hours later. Argument is that there was a shooting that caused death on the first that was charged as involuntary manslaughter. So some say 005s was number 2.

1/04/2014 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now be nice.

1/04/2014 01:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awesome!!!

1/04/2014 01:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Winner is 005! Time to collect suckers!!!!

1/04/2014 01:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn! I had 015!

1/04/2014 02:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CCoD... Compost Cause of Death
Lead Poisoning

1/04/2014 05:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you saying it took a couple days to collect on the ghoul pool. Crime really is down, it use to take only seconds or minutes into the new year to determine a winner.

1/04/2014 07:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone who runs or gets into a ghoul pool is an asshole, yeah yeah some will say I'm a bleeding heart liberal for saying that and I'm not but really? How would someone feel winning if it was an actual innocent victim or a child....enjoy your blood money....smdh!

1/04/2014 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Have not heard of the ghoul pool in years.....
Had to laugh one year, a long departed Sgt. got 016 in the pool....
Said he was hoping for a terrorist attack at the airport....
Only a cop would think like that....
R.I.P.Butch.....

1/04/2014 12:14:00 AM


What if there was a plane crash and the plane landed in the lake and they proved it was some muslin jagoff with exploding underwear?

Does that count as 300 in someone's beat? Let's say 500 feet east of the filtration plant? Can we kick that to the state or maybe Indiana?

1/04/2014 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was a long shot with 1.

1/04/2014 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scum Times has the article as first Homicide of the year 2014, is in 005 District! Read it and weep while I collect!

1/04/2014 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One year a Area One Det had 009 in the pool just after midnight a fellow was shot on the CTA bus that was stopped S/B on Damen at 55th St. In 009 the driver pulled across the blvd into 007 where the victim spewed his last words something to the effect of damning his own people. I don't remember who collected 009 or 007 but the debates were noteworthy.

1/04/2014 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

o/t

payback for the teachers union showing up rahm, one crisis at a time.

putting that ol' cpd crystal ball to work it has been determined by city officials that on monday jan 6 with an expected wind chill of minus fifty-two below zero, chicago schools will definitely be open.

three days in advance we know..hahaha...how about that

using the crisis. he say's;

take that bitches. get to work before i give you a beaten.

1/04/2014 12:22:00 AM

It's easy to make pronouncements like that from Indonesia: today's temperature there is near eighty.

The mayor is out of touch, in more ways than one.

1/04/2014 11:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


What if there was a plane crash and the plane landed in the lake and they proved it was some muslin jagoff with exploding underwear?

Does that count as 300 in someone's beat? Let's say 500 feet east of the filtration plant? Can we kick that to the state or maybe Indiana?

1/04/2014 08:37:00 AM

Muslin is washable, but it shrinks about ten percent the first time it gets wet.

1/04/2014 05:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anyone who runs or gets into a ghoul pool is an asshole, yeah yeah some will say I'm a bleeding heart liberal for saying that and I'm not but really? How would someone feel winning if it was an actual innocent victim or a child....enjoy your blood money....smdh!


groan.... go away. You and I both know that probably 85% of the "victims" were probably suspects hours before.

1/04/2014 07:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Anyone who runs or gets into a ghoul pool is an asshole, yeah yeah some will say I'm a bleeding heart liberal for saying that and I'm not but really? How would someone feel winning if it was an actual innocent victim or a child....enjoy your blood money....smdh!

1/04/2014 08:09:00 AM

Because if there weren't such a thing, then nobody would die right? You're not a liberal, you're a moronic liberal and gaping asshole.

1/04/2014 09:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
Anyone who runs or gets into a ghoul pool is an asshole, yeah yeah some will say I'm a bleeding heart liberal for saying that and I'm not but really? How would someone feel winning if it was an actual innocent victim or a child....enjoy your blood money....smdh!
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You DO know there will still be a 'first murder' each year in Chicago whether there is or isn't a pool, right?

1/04/2014 09:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1/04/2014 08:37:00 AM

Muslin is washable, but it shrinks about ten percent the first time it gets wet.

1/04/2014 05:47:00 PM


Damn, that's what I get for spilling diet coke on my keyboard.

1/04/2014 11:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have not heard of the ghoul pool in years.....
Had to laugh one year, a long departed Sgt. got 016 in the pool....
Said he was hoping for a terrorist attack at the airport....
Only a cop would think like that....
R.I.P.Butch.....


Are you referring to Butch Becker? Worked with my father years and years ago. I liked him a lot. Funny guy.

1/05/2014 01:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is 014 now the most desirable district on the north side?

1/05/2014 02:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anyone who runs or gets into a ghoul pool is an asshole, yeah yeah some will say I'm a bleeding heart liberal for saying that and I'm not but really? How would someone feel winning if it was an actual innocent victim or a child....enjoy your blood money....smdh!

1/04/2014 08:09:00 AM

Is this a trick question? How much money I win will actually determine how happy I'm going to be.....

A/C Dick

1/05/2014 07:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I work cw7 on third watch, the one in the 5th dist was the first homicide of the year, no doubt about it.

1/06/2014 01:45:00 PM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

Thanks. I am enjoying my blood money. Just call me asshole.

2/05/2014 08:03:00 AM  

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