Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Workplace Accident

You hate to hear about incidents like this. It just screams for government attention:
  • BAGHDAD — If there were such a thing, it would probably be rule No. 1 in the teaching manual for instructors of aspiring suicide bombers: Don’t give lessons with live explosives.

    In what represented a cautionary tale for terrorist teachers, and a cause of dark humor for ordinary Iraqis, a commander at a secluded terrorist training camp north of Baghdad unwittingly used a belt packed with explosives while conducting a demonstration early Monday for a group of militants, killing himself and 21 other members of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, army and police officials said.

    Iraqi citizens have long been accustomed to daily attacks on public markets, mosques, funerals and even children’s soccer games, so they saw the story of the fumbling militants as a dark — and delicious — kind of poetic justice, especially coming amid a protracted surge of violence led by the terrorist group, including a rise in suicide bombings.
Hopefully, OSHA-Iraq looks into this and comes up with a series of guidelines and manuals.

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37 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Class dismissed!!!!!!

2/11/2014 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually it sounds more like a government run bomb school. It is hard to be more incompetent than the average government run entity.

2/11/2014 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As Achmed, the dead terrorist would say, "New guy!"

Thank you to Jeff Dunham for the above.

2/11/2014 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Fly on the Wall said...

I wonder if they still get the 72 Virgins....???

2/11/2014 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's reported that the terrorist commanders last word's were " pay close attention, I'm going to show you this one time ".

2/11/2014 01:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So instead of 72 Virgins do they get 72 crack whores?

2/11/2014 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I nominate the educator for the Golden Apple award,posthumously
of course.

2/11/2014 05:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First laugh of the day, thank you SCC.
P.S. See "The four Kings" if you want to see some more terrorist humor, in Britain.

2/11/2014 05:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A headline ripped straight from the Onion - only real this time.

2/11/2014 06:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God works in mysterious ways.

2/11/2014 06:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If that happened in the US, their families would all get a workers comp payout!

2/11/2014 06:34:00 AM  
Blogger Big Daddy said...

Obama will probably send a representative to the funerals and order our flags be flown at half staff.

2/11/2014 07:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He wasnt NEMERT Certified.

2/11/2014 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous White Privilege Hillbilly said...

"Pay attention now, I'm only going to do this once..."

2/11/2014 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the Obama Administration wants to relax the rules on immigration so more of these idiots will not be refused entry to the USA as emigrants on account of their past ties to terrorist groups.

2/11/2014 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And whatever you do,Don't pull on this cord untill you get to your DESTINATION.....GOT IT??????????OOPSSSSSSSie Daisey........

2/11/2014 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They'll probably get a lawsuit against the explosives manufacturer (a U.S. company)

2/11/2014 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Pay attention I am only going to show you this once."

2/11/2014 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does this disqualify you from the martyr selection process and do you lose ALL 72 of those virgins or just some? Maybe for consolation he can get a Great Effort Award posthumously.

2/11/2014 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The illiteracy rate in iraq is 75 percent. What do you expect?

2/11/2014 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like a spy swapped out the dummy belt for a live belt... Or maybe not.

Either way, works for me.

2/11/2014 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Click. Oh shit... Ba BLAM! KA POW! BOOM! Thump... thud...

2/11/2014 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey ya'll. Watch this!

2/11/2014 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lesson #1 in jihad DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT blow yourself before instructed to do so.

2/11/2014 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They get 72 nagging wives.

2/11/2014 10:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We're gonna need another Achmed!

2/11/2014 10:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Karma takes a sip of her morning coffee with the good whiskey in it, takes a puff of her little cigar, flings her head back and laughs long and hard.

She IS a bitch and she's quite amused...

2/11/2014 11:23:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Obama said...

Do not make fun of Obama's religion.

2/11/2014 12:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At 2/11/2014 12:54:00 AM, Fly on the Wall said...

I wonder if they still get the 72 Virgins....???

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Actually, when 22 of the idiots go "Poof" simultaneously, they each receive 3.27 virgins immediately and then get the rest on the installment plan.

Do you think the words..."Here, hold my fig juice and watch this..." were uttered?




2/11/2014 12:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow that war in Iraq worked out just great. Enough already with middle east intervention. Let them enjoy their dictators, radical religious fundamentalism, and tribalism already. Its what they like and do best.

2/11/2014 01:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...

So instead of 72 Virgins do they get 72 crack whores?"

72 MALE crack whores!

2/11/2014 02:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Darwin strikes again!!!

2/11/2014 05:58:00 PM  
Blogger Valiant Knight said...

In the bomb community we call that a win-win.

Maybe the instructor felt the student's hearts really weren't in it. At least since it was a midterm practical they'll still get 36 virgins.

2/11/2014 06:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The instructer must have been a merit pick

2/11/2014 07:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need a lot more like him, well done. The islamic version of "hey guys, watch this..." Will go in Arabic "Jack Ass"

2/11/2014 07:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Mosque Mama said...

The kids blow up so fast!!

2/11/2014 09:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Disclaimer on the video: "Don't try this at home...."

2/13/2014 10:04:00 AM  

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