Workplace Accident
You hate to hear about incidents like this. It just screams for government attention:
- BAGHDAD — If there were such a thing, it would probably be rule No. 1 in the teaching manual for instructors of aspiring suicide bombers: Don’t give lessons with live explosives.
In what represented a cautionary tale for terrorist teachers, and a cause of dark humor for ordinary Iraqis, a commander at a secluded terrorist training camp north of Baghdad unwittingly used a belt packed with explosives while conducting a demonstration early Monday for a group of militants, killing himself and 21 other members of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, army and police officials said.
Iraqi citizens have long been accustomed to daily attacks on public markets, mosques, funerals and even children’s soccer games, so they saw the story of the fumbling militants as a dark — and delicious — kind of poetic justice, especially coming amid a protracted surge of violence led by the terrorist group, including a rise in suicide bombings.
Hopefully, OSHA-Iraq looks into this and comes up with a series of guidelines and manuals.
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Class dismissed!!!!!!
Actually it sounds more like a government run bomb school. It is hard to be more incompetent than the average government run entity.
As Achmed, the dead terrorist would say, "New guy!"
Thank you to Jeff Dunham for the above.
I wonder if they still get the 72 Virgins....???
It's reported that the terrorist commanders last word's were " pay close attention, I'm going to show you this one time ".
So instead of 72 Virgins do they get 72 crack whores?
I nominate the educator for the Golden Apple award,posthumously
of course.
First laugh of the day, thank you SCC.
P.S. See "The four Kings" if you want to see some more terrorist humor, in Britain.
A headline ripped straight from the Onion - only real this time.
God works in mysterious ways.
If that happened in the US, their families would all get a workers comp payout!
Obama will probably send a representative to the funerals and order our flags be flown at half staff.
He wasnt NEMERT Certified.
"Pay attention now, I'm only going to do this once..."
And the Obama Administration wants to relax the rules on immigration so more of these idiots will not be refused entry to the USA as emigrants on account of their past ties to terrorist groups.
And whatever you do,Don't pull on this cord untill you get to your DESTINATION.....GOT IT??????????OOPSSSSSSSie Daisey........
They'll probably get a lawsuit against the explosives manufacturer (a U.S. company)
"Pay attention I am only going to show you this once."
Does this disqualify you from the martyr selection process and do you lose ALL 72 of those virgins or just some? Maybe for consolation he can get a Great Effort Award posthumously.
The illiteracy rate in iraq is 75 percent. What do you expect?
Sounds like a spy swapped out the dummy belt for a live belt... Or maybe not.
Either way, works for me.
Click. Oh shit... Ba BLAM! KA POW! BOOM! Thump... thud...
Hey ya'll. Watch this!
Lesson #1 in jihad DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT blow yourself before instructed to do so.
They get 72 nagging wives.
We're gonna need another Achmed!
Karma takes a sip of her morning coffee with the good whiskey in it, takes a puff of her little cigar, flings her head back and laughs long and hard.
She IS a bitch and she's quite amused...
Do not make fun of Obama's religion.
At 2/11/2014 12:54:00 AM, Fly on the Wall said...
I wonder if they still get the 72 Virgins....???
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Actually, when 22 of the idiots go "Poof" simultaneously, they each receive 3.27 virgins immediately and then get the rest on the installment plan.
Do you think the words..."Here, hold my fig juice and watch this..." were uttered?
Wow that war in Iraq worked out just great. Enough already with middle east intervention. Let them enjoy their dictators, radical religious fundamentalism, and tribalism already. Its what they like and do best.
"Anonymous said...
So instead of 72 Virgins do they get 72 crack whores?"
72 MALE crack whores!
Darwin strikes again!!!
In the bomb community we call that a win-win.
Maybe the instructor felt the student's hearts really weren't in it. At least since it was a midterm practical they'll still get 36 virgins.
The instructer must have been a merit pick
We need a lot more like him, well done. The islamic version of "hey guys, watch this..." Will go in Arabic "Jack Ass"
The kids blow up so fast!!
Disclaimer on the video: "Don't try this at home...."
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