A New Nickname
Rahm has a lot of designations here at SCC.
- 9.5
- Rahmbo
- Rahmballina
- Tiny Dancer
There are other variation on these, but we have new favorite someone put up in the comment sections:
- 9-digit midget
You guys are the best readers a blogger could have. Thanks for making us laugh at least as much as we try to make you laugh, too.
Labels: blogging
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
77 Comments:
Twinkletoes
Why not something like revered leader, or glorious mayor, or Mayor Magnus, Just be lucky we don't have NYC's mayor.
Rahm, The Impaler for his obvious love of inflicting pain onto the citizens and his employees
Mayor Twinkle toes.
Nine digit midget....that is hilarious.
And now for some poetry...
Rahmie the Commie,
Lost a finger to a salami.
He said, "What the fuck,
Where the hell is my luck?"
And danced off the floor
To his mommy.
Rham it up your ass, you tiny nine fingered prick!
Ot. Can anybody recommend a good place to pick up a engagement ring? Any feedback would be appreciated. - young cpd.
That is awesome. I like " Rahmunist ". I do not like Rahmbo or Rahmfather. It makes him look like a tough guy and I'm sure he likes those nicknames. The little fella is a ballet dancer. I'm sure he never played football, 16 inch softball, hockey, or banged bodies grabbing a rebound. Rahmbo? Not quite.
Second Servin Irvin is my favorite, followed The Bronx Ballbag followed by Commander Pillow. Thanks for the laughs.
How about "My Hero"?
If you have any doubt that the Chicagoland series is anything but a political ad on behalf of Rahm, all you have to do is read the following quote from an interview with Robert Redford (the shows producer).
CNN: What is the role of the mayor of Chicago?
REDFORD: To survive (laughs). Look, I have a high regard for Rahm Emanuel. It is not an easy job. To manage a city like Chicago with so many disparate parts to it is not an enviable task. I think that he is as qualified as anybody, but boy, it's like being the president of the United States.
Can one man possibly do what needs to be done with a whole country that is so polarized as this one? It's a difficult job. But it takes a person who understands that and is willing to fight for it, is willing to be obstinate when they need to be obstinate, and certainly compassionate and understanding when they need to be. But in a way it's not an enviable job. It takes quite a personality to do it.
To bad for most of us he isn't a single digit midget. ...
AMF
My new term for Rahm is the Village Idiot.
Students have named him "Wreck It Rahm." From their poetry slam:
TEAM Englewood Spoken Word 2014 Group Piece---dedicated to Rahm Emanuel
https://www.facebook.com/TeamEnglewoo...
http://www.teamenglewoodspokenword.org/
Hide Your Schools, Hide Your Homes, Hide Your Children, Cause He's Wrecking it All
Hammer in one hand paint brush in the other
Rahm Emanuel is single handedly destroying our city
Mr. wreck it Rahm
look what Chicago is becoming
bending the rules to fit in the lie of building a new chicago
building new streets
when his own plan got some pot holes
Tearing down our dreams
its getting really windy in these streets
Red X's mark the spots where his wrecking balls are next to drop
We are not included in the Blue Print of the New Chicago: we're being pushed out
our buildings transformed into condos - and we know those AINT FOR US
Thermal shock is setting in from the whipping wind of the heartless sins
of the mayor
Norfolk Railroads is pushing us southern folk out
Homes replaced with tracks
that will be laid
where our heads used to
If dry wall could talk
it would speak many prayers to keep our homes
now vacant lots that hold lots of remnants
of 60 years of backyard barbeques
baby showers
and when electric sliding was the super power of the summer
55th and Normal
we are losing all of this
Torturing, tormenting us as we choke on the ashes of our memories
*Cough Cough*
Let's hope we don't get sick
Because he's closing all our clinics
He needs to get treated
And then maybe we can sew back on the other half of the middle finger
that he has been giving us
Its almost as if he's E Manuel of E-Limination
Exportation!
Extermination!
Eradication!
Step one: Take away our schools
Step Two: Put them out their home
Lastly: Destroy it all and
Deny Deny Deny
But remember, to always keep a straight face when you lie!
Try to pour the cheap paint over our eyes while stealing dollars from under our mattresses
There's not enough? Close their schools
But he's building a new DePaul stadium
Using our TIF funds to Transform the South Loop into the Promised Land of redevelopment
and some river walk
of course downtown
The paint is starting to streak.
Building a new Chicago or extending a new lie!
How can a city so in debt blueprint something so expensive?
Banneker Elementary - Closed
Woods Elementary - Closed
Yale Elementary - Closed
The paint is cracking:
From every west side basketball brotherhood
To south side sisterhood bonds through pom-poms
And every poetry team that had dreamed of being on this very stage
has been ripped apart,
Goodbye
Bad foundation for our future generations
struggling with 40 students in one class
so they learn from the streets
There's not money for our schools, but, there's enough to build a New Chicago
But that New Chicago is NOT for us.
The paint is wearing thin and so was our patience
Irreparable damage has already been done
Time to stop the destruction of OUR city
Prevent the further corruption of our already twisted politics of Chicago
25% of Chicago school children won't amount to anything
25
50
75
100% sure that we will be something
See Rahm we are mathematicians
your lies are adding up
and this new Chicago is just another one of them
I kinda like "dickhead"
Any copper that talks to the news media is an asshole plain and simple. That's what they want you to do their job. Fuck them and fuck the bosses that want you to fill in the time slot for them.
Unfortunately, half the shit that is spewed on this blog is reported on. So guys who gripe, speak out of school on stuff that they no nothing about, and tell on each other for the prettiest stuff - makes the the "reporters" job easy. So it's just like talking to a reporter -
"Ot. Can anybody recommend a good place to pick up a engagement ring? Any feedback would be appreciated. - young cpd."
3/15/2014 02:57:00 AM
You want feedback? I'll give you the best advice you'll ever get. Don't do it. Stay single and you'll get to keep all your stuff. Get married and you'll have to give half of your money plus your house to an angry ex-wife while she moves her boyfriend in with her. You get to keep paying the mortgage too. Not worth it. Shack up and when you get tired of her shit just throw her out.
9-digit midget is incorrect seeing he has 9.5 digits.
TD 9.5 is the best moniker for that sleazy fuck.
Why thank you - that was my contribution!
"Not a cop - just a lawyer"
Ot. Can anybody recommend a good place to pick up a engagement ring? Any feedback would be appreciated. - young cpd.
3/15/2014 02:57:00 AM
Blue Nile.
www.bluenile.com
Anonymous said...
Ot. Can anybody recommend a good place to pick up a engagement ring? Any feedback would be appreciated. - young cpd.
3/15/2014 02:57:00 AM
Nothing says I love you Chicago style like a ring from a pawn shop. Especially if it's already engraved with somebody else's name.
Rahm
The Middle digit midget
'Nine Digit Midget' is a good addition to the list for 'The Rahmfather' (LOL). Mayor 'Flaming Tutu' deserves every nickname people can think of -- mocking, derogatory ones!
Though we better enjoy using and saying them before it becomes verboten if (and when?) he ever tries going for higher office. Everyone who mocks him will be accused by his lackeys and the lame-stream media of ...here it comes... Antisemitism!!
Besides the libtard moonbats like Chrissie Matthews and the rest of the inmates at the asylum known as MSNBC, you'll have the Jewish 'Anti Defamation League' (aka ADL) screaming that criticism of Tiny Dancer is off limits, plus the communist founded Southern Poverty Law Center (aka SPLC) accusing anyone who mocks '9.5' as being a Right-Wing Antisemitic neo-Nazi (they're already doing that to Christians regarding 'gay rights', the fucking atheist commie bastards).
note: Playing the Jewish Card isn't new to Rahm and his boys. In Twinkle Toes' run for Congress he pulled out the Anti-Semite Card on his opponent when Rahm was called a 'Millionaire Carpetbagger' (how that's Jewish beats the shit out of me?).
New York Jewelers on Wabash ask for Sam!
Go to Martin & Martin. 99th and Cicero. They love the police there and will take good care of you. See John or Greg. They're really nice and will give you a good deal of they know you're the police.
Ot. Can anybody recommend a good place to pick up a engagement ring? Any feedback would be appreciated. - young cpd.
3/15/2014 02:57:00 AM
Yea, don't get married.
Anonymous said...
Ot. Can anybody recommend a good place to pick up a engagement ring? Any feedback would be appreciated. - young cpd.
3/15/2014 02:57:00 AM
#1 Thanks for joining the rest of us that made the same mistake.
#2 Watson Jewelers on Jewelry Row in the Loop.
Tell Jimmy I said Hi.....He's made the same mistake several times.
Good Luck young cpd.
Old Guy
"9dM"
Try Wreck-it-Rahm
17 n wabash is very police friendly fir rings ask for rick
OT to 02:57 young cpd..for the best price (but limited selection)find an old wagon man or buddy us with an investigator from the ME's office. or contact 001tac for intro to jewelry row.
Ot. Can anybody recommend a good place to pick up a engagement ring? Any feedback would be appreciated. - young cpd.
3/15/2014 02:57:00 AM
Don't do it, but I do have one I can give you a good price on if you are serious
He looks a monkey boy to me
piece of liberal shit
""Ot. Can anybody recommend a good place to pick up a engagement ring? Any feedback would be appreciated. - young cpd."""
Check one of them Rahm's sliced Arby's Beef Sameeches carefully before biting down. Better yet- take her to Arby's and let her find it, like a hidden prize.
Dirty rotten p***k is our household favorite.
Anonymous said...
Ot. Can anybody recommend a good place to pick up a engagement ring? Any feedback would be appreciated. - young cpd.
3/15/2014 02:57:00 AM
Jewelers Row, 5 S Wabash Building. Do it the way people have done it for years. Go to a diamond store there, many in that building. Pick out a stone that is affordable for you and then look at settings. At the same time, consider wedding bands that might match up.
Get a stone with the certification, the GIA grading paper that certifies the grade, cut, color, carat, clarity.
Google Jeweler Center, 5 S Wabash and go shopping for a diamond store. Make the first visit or two a learning experience, educate yourself.
Good luck and best wishes. Or, just go to Tiffany on Michigan Ave.
Get off the couch boys and girls and lets rally around a legitimate candidate to run against 9 digit midget. Stop this guy now or we will all be screwed. Need to join forces and unite all City workers to oust this guy.
5th. floor at city hall "rahmper Room
5th. floor city hall "rahmper Room
young cpd: Do you want to pay list price, wholesale, or do you want that engagement ring basically almost free? Depends on how much you want to pay as to who you go see.
Ot. Can anybody recommend a good place to pick up a engagement ring? Any feedback would be appreciated. - young cpd.
3/15/2014 02:57:00 AM
Howard Jewelry and Loan 1551 W Howard Street. Ask for Richard the owner. He has been friend to police for over 20 years.
Wreck it Rahm
Rahm the Wreck
Napalm Rahm
Rahm the Bomb
Itchie Palm Rahm.....when it comes to the children
This is too easy
Anonymous said...
Ot. Can anybody recommend a good place to pick up a engagement ring? Any feedback would be appreciated. - young cpd.
Not a cop, just marries 38 years: DON'T DO IT
I called him Tiny Pointer a couple months ago.
Because, haven't you ever noticed when he's in front of the media in front of a crowd, he just loves to point to "one" person in the crowd! And then to another "one" person in the crowd.
Like he really knows who he's pointing to! You know he doesn't!
But, SCC, you didn't publish the name Tiny Pointer because I guess you considered the double-entendre too low a blow.
It's abnormally improper of me.
But I still really like it.
Oops! Forgot to mention, SCC, I also call him Tiny Pointer because he points the blame to everybody but himself.
Nine digit idjet.
Anonymous said...
Ot. Can anybody recommend a good place to pick up a engagement ring? Any feedback would be appreciated. - young cpd.
3/15/2014 02:57:00 AM
Blue Nile dot com.
http://www.bluenile.com
I swear by it.
Ot. Can anybody recommend a good place to pick up a engagement ring? Any feedback would be appreciated. - young cpd.
Sam and Son's Jewlers. Ask for Charlie. They take care of the police
Its interesting to read all the comments about the run-off. Its clear that some of the comments are by the same people.
But there's something that is really bugging me. It has to do with McDonagh backing Angelo in this run-off. Something that smacks of the worst kind of closed door deal. The kind of thing voters need to be aware of.
On this blog on 3/06/2014 at 03:58:00 PM, McDonagh said the following about Shields and the guys who voted to secretly keep him in office:
"The fact that this was the attitude of the now past president at a meeting deciding his future, speaks fucking volumes. I am stunned it did not push the 11 that voted for him to realize that something isn't right, but the devil's deals have been made. Party lines are drawn folks, it's clear and it's obvious. We are the ones who could suffer people. I think we suffered enough. That being said, best to everyone tomorrow."
Tom McDonagh
I venture to guess, his stance on this helped sway some voters his way. He referred to the 11 guys that voted to keep Shields in as making a "devil's deal." Those 11 guys are all guys on Angelo's team. No one on McDonagh's team voted to keep Shields in office. No one on Dougherty's team voted to keep Shields in office. I'm the stunned one now. What kind of "devil's deal" did McDonagh strike with Angelo to change his mind so drastically only a week later? I really hope we don't have to find out if Angelo somehow gets elected.
To the young copper looking for an engagement ring...
Wait until you're off the job.
You'll be glad you did.
Less grief, aggravation and missed time with your wife and not seeing your kids grow up as you chase those dollars.
Not worth being a stranger in your own house and these modern era women aren't interested in "building" anything with a "good guy" who works hard.
It's all about "being comfortable" to most of them.
>Guys walking around half dead from sleep deprivation/VRI<
But if you do go ahead, God Bless...
How about SlapNuts?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
To the young copper looking for an engagement ring...
Wait until you're off the job.
You'll be glad you did.
Less grief, aggravation and missed time with your wife and not seeing your kids grow up as you chase those dollars.
Not worth being a stranger in your own house and these modern era women aren't interested in "building" anything with a "good guy" who works hard.
It's all about "being comfortable" to most of them.
>Guys walking around half dead from sleep deprivation/VRI<
But if you do go ahead, God Bless...
3/15/2014 08:16:00 PM
Sucked the joy out of the whole idea, didn't you?
Young copper, if you're north, try Doporczyk Jewelers on Montrose. Original owner and family were always kind to us and I heard the new owner is, too.
I saw Bill Dougherty tonite at the St. Paddys day party. He looks terrible and has a very bad disposition. Lighten up Bill you look scared. Pushing a blue and white isnt the end of the world.
Anonymous said...
Ot. Can anybody recommend a good place to pick up a engagement ring? Any feedback would be appreciated. - young cpd.
3/15/2014 02:57:00 AM
In all seriousness, check out Costco. I know a couple of people who bought there. Quality stones at fair prices. Google it and you'll see for yourself. Good luck and congrats.
what's wrong with jagoff?
See Wayne or Randy at the Pawn shop at Van Buren and Clark (Chicago Hard Core Pawn) they like Coppers. They had 2 retired guys on their show.
Jagoff is much easier to remember.
Drew Peterson's kid may have a couple and he needs he dough.
To the young copper looking for an engagement ring...
Wait until you're off the job.
You'll be glad you did.
.....
But if you do go ahead, God Bless...
3/15/2014 08:16:00 PM
You wrote the absolute truth.
"Bathhouse rahm" men's country
Oh dear I almost forgot say high to Staurt Levine, Love, Brucie
Rahm job
That is really good.
Jagoff is much easier to remember.
Yup. That's it. You beat me to it. I was going to go with jagoff.
Eh, the nickname "9.5" if taken out of context isn't all bad huh?
I'm here till next week people.
I've always been partial to Rhammie the Commie.
But 9 Digit Midget works for me too.
Try jewelers row on Walsh ,
Try jewelers row on wabash, almost any spot there,bought our rings there in 1960
Married 52 Years ,just lost her to pancreatic cancer this dec.old country Irish girl
Had. A great happy run.miss her terribly,good luck and gods blessing on you and yours,old rtd Chicago copper,
SCC, you forgot "Rahmmie the Commie"
Eh, the nickname "9.5" if taken out of context isn't all bad huh?
I'm here till next week people.
3/16/2014 10:23:00 AM
Amy Rule says divide by 2.
Try jewelers row on wabash, almost any spot there,bought our rings there in 1960
Married 52 Years ,just lost her to pancreatic cancer this dec.old country Irish girl
Had. A great happy run.miss her terribly,good luck and gods blessing on you and yours,old rtd Chicago copper,
3/16/2014 02:45:00 PM
Condolences to you sir, hope the happy moments you shared stay with you forever.
We should be so lucky to have NYC's mayor here instead of our arrogant prick of a mayor. Rahm has no clue what social justice is.
If Rahm is a midget, angelo is an elf.
Marriage question !! Naw. Where can I sell my four 18 K wedding bands from four marriages when otj.
Don;t think there will be a fifth.
Who is giving the highest price for gold ?
Thanks.
y'know, I sat through half of the NBC soap opera, Chicago P.D. and not once did any of their characters refer to Mayor McSleaze by any of your pet names. You really need to send your list to the script writers so they can incorporate some authenticity into the show.
y'know, I sat through half of the NBC soap opera, Chicago P.D. and not once did any of their characters refer to Mayor McSleaze by any of your pet names. You really need to send your list to the script writers so they can incorporate some authenticity into the show.
3/17/2014 10:15:00 AM
I am pretty sure they know them. Hell, all my civilian friends have equally debased nicknames for him. I don't understand how he got elected. I truly cannot find one person that admits voting for the "Nine Fingered Hobgoblin".
OK. Tell me he doesn't look like the Green Goblin from Spiderman? Tell me!....or something that staggered out of a George Romero movie.
Eh - we just call him Frodo. Short, hairy 9-fingered hobbit who thinks he's the chosen one.
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