Oh Drew

Couldn't leave well enough alone, could you?

• Moments before he learned his sentence for murdering his third wife, Drew Peterson told James Glasgow to look him in the eye.
  
  “Never forget my face,” Peterson told Glasgow, the Will County State’s Attorney. “Never forget what you’ve done here.”
  
  Then a judge sentenced Peterson to 38 years in prison — where prosecutors now say Peterson plotted to have Glasgow killed.
  
  It’s not the first time the former Bolingbrook cop has been accused of trying to hire a hit man.
  
  Peterson, 61, now faces one count of solicitation of murder for hire, and one count of solicitation of murder. The charges were filed in downstate Randolph County, home to Menard Correctional Center, where Peterson has lived for nearly two years.

You were so slick, they had to pass a special law and defend it in court just to convict you of murdering your third wife. They couldn't even touch you on the fourth one. All you had to do was serve your 38 years peacefully, quietly, humbly. You might have been out in 32 years or so, at the ripe young age of 90. Plenty of time to find another young wife to disappear before Satan claimed you as his own.

But now, that's all gone.