Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Christmas Chicago Style

Don't show this to the little kids:


Death investigation!

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33 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yup, the stats in the chi show that the arrest and conviction rate for shootings in in the 20% range... Nice guys. The conviction rate for asshole drug deal is higher than that... What's the deal?

12/22/2015 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Capping elfs be great fun. See dem jump and jiggle when the nines hit.

12/22/2015 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is excellent! I've wanted to do that to EotS for a long, long time. Damn elf.

12/22/2015 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was justified the Elf was the aggressor just ask Area North supervisors.

12/22/2015 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha!

12/22/2015 01:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That thing is creepy, like dark arts creepy. I think they should have cremated it to be sure.

12/22/2015 02:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

#elslivesmatter.

12/22/2015 02:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone will sue the city on his behalf

12/22/2015 03:00:00 AM  
Blogger kciemiega said...

I like it. Thinking of using it for my Christmas Cards.

12/22/2015 04:57:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

He showed that little bastard.

12/22/2015 06:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Snitches get stitches.....or worse!

12/22/2015 08:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too funny!

12/22/2015 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Snitches get stiches.

This would be a great tee shirt.

12/22/2015 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Snitches get stitches

12/22/2015 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Snitch !!! As long as he didn't get killed by the police that's ok. Merry Christmas everyone !!

12/22/2015 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...




A tragedy, yes, but you left out the rest of the story:

Grieving Elf-Momma has retained the law firm of Low & Lower. Through her attorney, Jon Even Lower II, she announced she will be seeking $7,000,000 ($1M for every shot) in damages from – get this – Santa, insisting that blaming kids for this shooting is just part of the cover-up by Santa (aka Kringle). Before retaining his own lawyer, Santa denied any conspiracy and said he became a target of the suit only after Elf-Momma was told by her lawyers that he had “the deep pockets.”

Many kids were interviewed, but no one would identify the shooter. Some wore red and green “Don’t Snitch” shirts and taunted police by yelling “get the f*** back North you Kris Kringle-looking m*therf****,” and “only ho, ho, ho ‘round here is yo momma.”

Father Elph blamed the NRA, the toy gun lobby and bigotries of the American Santa-class for the shooting. A chant of “Elf lives matter!” was taken up by his backers and he finished by announcing a protest at noon.

12/22/2015 10:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo man,I just dissed the snitch.

12/22/2015 11:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And Elf on Shelf was just turning his life around.

12/22/2015 12:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok anyone who can design "The Mourner on the Corner Doll" will make a fortune.

12/22/2015 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lawyers will get involved and collect 40% of the action, then blame police.

12/22/2015 01:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20151222/downtown/hundreds-of-officers-report-dashcam-problems-on-daily-basis-police-say

12/22/2015 02:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

christmas time in the ghetto all the fast food resturants open and plenty of liquour stores open

12/22/2015 02:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12/22/2015 10:36:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...



A tragedy, yes, but you left out the rest of the story:

Grieving Elf-Momma has retained the law firm of Low & Lower. Through her attorney, Jon Even Lower II, she announced she will be seeking $7,000,000 ($1M for every shot) in damages from – get this – Santa, insisting that blaming kids for this shooting is just part of the cover-up by Santa (aka Kringle). Before retaining his own lawyer, Santa denied any conspiracy and said he became a target of the suit only after Elf-Momma was told by her lawyers that he had “the deep pockets.”

Many kids were interviewed, but no one would identify the shooter. Some wore red and green “Don’t Snitch” shirts and taunted police by yelling “get the f*** back North you Kris Kringle-looking m*therf****,” and “only ho, ho, ho ‘round here is yo momma.”

Father Elph blamed the NRA, the toy gun lobby and bigotries of the American Santa-class for the shooting. A chant of “Elf lives matter!” was taken up by his backers and he finished by announcing a protest at noon.


12/22/2015 10:57:00 AM
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Oh how I love the synical nature of a policeman...

12/22/2015 05:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
It was justified the Elf was the aggressor just ask Area North supervisors.

12/22/2015 01:06:00 AM

Nicely done......

12/22/2015 05:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The photo is phony.
This elf is not representative of the statistics.
By the way, is there an Imam on the Shelf for the Ramadan?

12/22/2015 06:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So that's what happen to Chalky.......

12/22/2015 09:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big Mama said "My elf was just a baby! He was turning his life around!" Mama also stated that Elf Jr. took a candy cane to the stomach two years ago during a gang fight to protect his cousin.

12/22/2015 10:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That ain,t right...

#elfslivesmatter

12/22/2015 10:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who says Santa gotta be white?

12/22/2015 10:53:00 PM  
Blogger MTS said...

Where is the picture of the Elf wearing his graduation cap with the caption "He was just turning his life around by getting a job with Santa"?

12/23/2015 12:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's the side by side of the graduation photo?

12/23/2015 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>>>Anonymous said...
Who says Santa gotta be white?

12/22/2015 10:53:00 PM<<<

I have suggested to a few of the pastors of Black parishes that I have know that they replace the over-commercialized image of Santa Claus with a Black, gift bearing image of one of the three Wise Men. As a kid in the early '50s the first concept of black people I had was that one of the three Magi was Black.

Merry Christmas Everyone

12/23/2015 11:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Elf Chalkie!

12/24/2015 02:45:00 PM  

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