Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
Happy New Year to and may God bless every law enforcement officer around! Let us hope and pray for a blank back page of the FOP book for 2016! I love each and every one of you!
Happy NYE to all the fine men and women of the CPD. Your service is appreciated even though that bastard on the 5th floor will never admit it. To a better 2016... *clink*
Happy New Year all
004 not only gets the first shooting of the year, they flat out destroy the competition and get number two as well!!! Thank you 004 - you won me $100.Good night & God bless! Stay fetal my friends and keys see that number get 700 in 2016.
Any guesses as to where the first homicide of 2016 will occur? I can't believe you forgot the traditional "ghoul pool" SCC. I hope you aren't getting dementia. lolDoes Chalkie care to weigh in on the topic?
Happy Fucking New Year Rahm!My first pension payment of the year arrived via direct deposit.It is $56 short thanks to Rahm fucking with our insurance.Well FUCK YOU RAHM!!! Spending our money to fuck with the benefits we earned.Where do we sign up for that RECALL.And I never voted for that pansy or any other Democommunist.Happy New Year and Stay Safe Everyone
And the first body to drop this year belongs to...
To 1561D.Thanks for putting your colleagues at risk just so you can get a fucking CB 3min into the new year. Think for a second about the number of units that have to respond to your bullshit. I'm sure you fucks heard that all beat cars will be taking cover for 30min so the shit out there calms down a bit.I hope you get that sweet new toaster from the city for job well done.
And thus begins 2016, the new fucking year...Before it ends, our country will have a new leader. And that leader will be a RADICAL, either rightist or leftist, depending on which way the whim of the all-too-easily-swayed electorate goes in November. And the United States of America that we have known and loved and respected and have been willing to die to defend will one way or another CEASE TO EXIST, no matter what the outcome. God help us.Before it ends, the men and women who have watched over us and done their best to ensure our safety will be undermined to such an extent that they themselves will be hesitant...nay, will likely come to REFUSE...to perform the job they have been superbly trained to do, lest they be jailed next to the scum they are supposed to be guarding us against. The attacks against them will reach their zenith in the new year. And as the "Black Lives Matter" protesters (and their...um...supporters) clash ever more violently...and alas, successfully...with those few remaining of us who truly believe the police in this country are doing the same excellent job they have ALWAYS done, anarchy will become more and more a possibility...if not a damned reality. Compromise, reasoned argument, and intelligent discussion will, with unbelievable rapidity, become things of the past. The media will foster this loss...indeed, exacerbate it, and ultimately, thrive upon it. As anyone reading this can probably tell, I'm not looking forward to 2016 with a whole lot of hope... :(Now, I'm perfectly willing to admit, I'm more than a little potted as I type this. A bottle of really smooth Irish whiskey (Tullamore Dew...yummmm!) will do that to a man. ;) But right now, it's 5 in the morning on New Year's Day, and I'm kinda hoping that someone reading this post can convince me that 2016 isn't going to be the disaster that I'm foreseeing here. Is it too much to want to look forward to a spring of rebirth and rebuilding (get some $$$ back into the savings account), a summer of fun (the girls who sing for the ABBA Salute band are sweet AND sexy AND talented (check 'em out next year, people!), and the Tall Ships at Navy Pier (they're coming back this year) are always totally awesome), and an autumn of hope (with a new someone in the White House who actually has a measure of common sense and is willing to use it properly)? I've been accused more than a few times recently by people I know of being too naïve for my own good. I'd appreciate it if someone out there could help me dispel that notion... ;)And finally, SCC (and SCC Retired)...thank you so much for this blog, and for your tireless expression of the truth. You are a beacon of sanity and reason on the ocean of idiocy that the Internet too often is. Keep on keeping on, sir, and don't let the bastards get you down. I won't give up if you don't. ;)Happy New Year to you SCC, and to everyone else out there!
HAPPY NEW YEAR everyone.Hope you all had a safe New Year's Eve.note: **Rumor has it** that Rahm hid in his 'modest Bungalow'. Tiny Dancer's gone "Fetal" (rotflmao)
002 dist wins the dead pool...at 0220 hrs
Chicago Rising on television was cringe-worthy and lame. Another embarrassment.
Happy new year
I would not do an Investigatory Stop Report until the city trains you
Meddy New Year!It's Happy New Year, buddy. Here in America we say Happy New Year. Name the movie.
Happy New Year's
Soooo where are all the investigatory stop repot receipts ????
Watching celebrations bout 2016, observation, New York coppers were shown in crowd comments such as " great job officers thank you" from celebrities, Ryan Seacreast walking up to officers talking to them live on the air, saying thank you calling them by their names asking them how much time on job having them walk with him, Jenny McCarthy giving coppers shout out, Fox world news talking to New York police commissioner live thanking him and officers, FBI lead agent there thanking coppers live on air, Kimberly Guilfoyle beautiful woman fox world news thanking officer saying "Blue lives matter" live on air thank you to all of you!Then we watched pathetic chi-town rising crap show, announcers no one knows, so called celebrities no one knows,total shit show, no New Years countdown live, just old guys from Chicago singing, the most sickening part? No Chicago officers shown, (did gold star club have you guys hiding?), no thank you to police, ladies and gentlemen the news media is so anti-police they obviously have zero respect for you, the elected don't care, as I write this and remember all the great coppers that put it on the line,and that have have made the ultimate sacrifice,I have a tear we have each other,now more than ever support back up each other, fetal is the word the ghetto thugs will along with elected will destroy you and your families quickly! May God bless CPD and officers everywhere, may SCC keep up the fantastic job!
Anyone take the time to count recovered firearms from this NYE to previous? Heard more gunfire this year - 0 recovered weapons.
There already lying about stats for 2015, can anybody verify the numbers? Does (jackass) have the numbers we can count on? We know we can't trustcity on this?
Did we reach 500?
Anyone know who paid for the Chicago rising nonsense? Worst NYE celebration I've seen in a long time but sure didn't look cheap!
This just in from interim Superintendent De-Escalante: "Most importantly: no matter what happens, remember the code "Any man who falls behind is left behind. Now go fight crime!"
CPD in 2016 -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DdvkLhdAJE
happy New Year SCC and to the Thin Blue Line many more Brothers and sisters in Blue #BLUELIVESMATTER, the chiraq rising show for New Years eve was pathetic, rahm your crew really made it sickening, watched the NYE from New York before your display, what a difference! the news media there highlighted and thank New York coppers, had bratton on live and thanked him and all the officers there, fox World New Kimberly (forgot last name the real pretty intelligent girl) thanked police from New York she even said live "Blue Lives matter" thank you so much New York! Then we watched channel 5 drunken Corona spectacle what a difference! Chiraq rising had crappy announcers, no excitement, they did not even show any hard working CPD officers who spent their time not celebrating with family but keeping the thugs and idiots from disrupting the city events! Chicago media a big "screw you" bunch of anti-police panderers, Like rahms fest celebrating the great Chicago fire (celebrating tragedy how rahm), this first ever Chicago chiraq rising was terrible, they even kept losing connections pausing after commercials, the sound system sounded terrible Chicago world class city upright rahm? Ahh then opened today's Tribune just on the cover along with scumtimes not happy New year nope, more anti-police bias shit show coverage, for us officers another beginning another ending to policing as we have known it, keep it up crap chicago media you get what you wanted along with thugs and liberals!
Thank you SCC. It looks like with a backstabbing Mayor, 50 thieving AlderCreatures, and Disability Dean with his impotent minions - you will be busy. Running this blog on a pro bono publico basis is appreciated by the women & men in blue while vilified by the gold star club - and poached by the media whores who look to this blog for tips & clues. Once again - THANK YOU SCC!from a grateful revolverasaurus 🔫
Congratulation to 015 and 010 tact teams for being the only ones dumb enough to go hunting for guns in alleys at midnight. Disregarding scc retired advice. Im sure we will see them in the news eventually in the careers as fired memebers of the department. Idiooooots. Just wait for those cameras in 010 retards.
If an individual refuses to give you an identification card during a street stop, are you obliged to give them the receipt with your name and star. If they subsequently provide you with false information, is that reason for probable cause arrest or ANOV?
happy n a safe new year to my fellow cpd n to bo rahm n Loretta lynch a big f-ckyou
May God bless everyone in the new year!
Whats the official total for 2015???
Did everyone get their new Happy New Year email from our Superintendent?To the revision of our use of force model? Yes I know you are pointing a weapon at my face but can we sit down and talk about your problems?
And the first body to drop this year belongs to...1/01/2016 03:40:00 AMOnce again the Deuce doesn't disappoint us. Homicide at 0203 hrs at 4600 s St Lawrence.
I hope those morons on the 1563 team properly filled out the ISR report and it jives with all their other reports. Just couldn't find a safe spot for half an hour. Had to get out there chasing dude and screaming on zone 12. I'm just thankful another copper didn't get hurt responding to your bullshit. And I loved the beat off cop telling dispatch to throw numbers for a 143A on the box......dork!!!!
How can Dean Angelo get on TV and tell the entire city that the mayor has been visiting roll calls and even bringing Pizzas', who gives two fucks about Pizza when the man is sticking it in our ASSES every chance he gets, just a few facts, not many of you care at this young point of your lives, but when you reitre you will, sure the 55-59 retirement age with free insurance is great, but just wait until you hit 65 and then mandatory medicare kicks in, if you are married and have just 1 kid left as many of you will, todays rate for insurance is 1500.00 per month, that's right not year, but per month. that is over 25 percent of my pension. did you all know that he is attempting to get rid of your insurance by your next contract and only giving you a stipend to find insurance, FOP and PBPA have said they are looking into plans just in case this happens, really, just ask them about it and they will say the city can't do that. fucking right they can. you are all by yourselves out there on the streets, sure it is ok if you don't screw up, but just wiat, IPRA and IAD are just waiting to do some coppers,.
CPD significant increase in shooting in 2015, wow media wait for 2016!http://www.fox32chicago.com/news/crime/67568156-storyThey alderfelon Walter Burnett with his anti-police rant you know Burnett the felon who was a stick up man Jesse whites ( I cannot send out renewed notices for license plates I have no money), guy who had his record expunged, that Burnett, he wants coppers to understand blacks, but his idea black copper black neighborhoods could work "just do it!"
Meddy New Year!It's Happy New Year, buddy. Here in America we say Happy New Year. Name the movie.1/01/2016 07:24:00 AMTrading PlacesA scene on the train, where they're trying to switch the crop report that the security guy is carrying with a fake report.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jFOdtweVWI
OT --Here, The Disease. Deep-seated, intractable infection. Resistant to Tasers, bullets, contact cards, "reverends," "activists," bullhorns, billions upon billions of dollars in taxpayer money. Untreatable. Watch the microbes multiply, surge, wriggle in the Petri dish. Chicago crime data with TurfBy Morgan Herlocker On March 04 2015"Turf can be used on massive datasets using Node.js streams. I was able to process three gigabytes of Chicago crime data from their Socrata portal - all crimes from 2001 to today - for this time-series visualization with just a bit of code."https://www.mapbox.com/blog/chicago-crime-with-turf/
"Chicago Rising on television was cringe-worthy and lame. Another embarrassment."1/01/2016 06:50:00 AMI expected that hokey-looking star to jam in its tracks halfway up the building, tilt crooked on its mounting with the wind battering it around, and then start smoldering when the hoist motor burned out...Oops. Don't worry, be happy. Keep the camera lenses zoomed in tight on the crowd to make it look bigger...How is something that's happened once a "tradition?""Those willing to pay $150 to stand outside in the cold and watch a giant star climb the side of a luxury hotel are participating in an illusion of stability and progress that the city’s leaders are struggling, and increasingly failing, to maintain." -- New York Times opinion piece
If an individual refuses to give you an identification card during a street stop, are you obliged to give them the receipt with your name and star. If they subsequently provide you with false information, is that reason for probable cause?********************************************No you can not. Unless they were already placed under arrest and then provided you fictitious information, you can not arrest them. Let me rephrase that in English....you can charge them with obstruction only if they are placed under arrest and are giving you fictitious information.
15 & 10 weren't the only idiots, shout out to the ladies on 363A who decided to scream they're shooting on the radio 10 mins into the New Year, No shit 3 year wonders!!!
Happy New Year everybody. Here's a good article about our mayor. Very informative. http://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/the-sudden-but-well-deserved-fall-of-rahm-emanuel
Was the pension payment paid?
Thank you SCC for providing all that you do. I am sure we have no idea of the amount of work that is put in to put out this blog. There are many of us out here that really appreciate your REAL coverage of what goes on in this town. Please dont be discouraged, there are many that look forward to it each and every day.I tip my non LEO hat to all of you in blue that make a gallant effort to protect us all.Bc
If an individual refuses to give you an identification card during a street stop==========Are they legally required to? just curious.not a cop
Watching celebrations bout 2016, observation, New York coppers were shown in crowd comments such as " great job officers thank you" from celebrities, Ryan Seacreast walking up to officers talking to them live on the air, saying thank you calling them by their names asking them how much time on job having them walk with him, Jenny McCarthy giving coppers shout out, Fox world news talking to New York police commissioner live thanking him and officers, FBI lead agent there thanking coppers live on air, Kimberly Guilfoyle beautiful woman fox world news thanking officer saying "Blue lives matter" live on air thank you to all of you!-------------So they have a better PR department. These scripted moments brought to you by people who owe someone a favor.
Anonymous Anonymous said...If an individual refuses to give you an identification card during a street stop, are you obliged to give them the receipt with your name and star. If they subsequently provide you with false information, is that reason for probable cause arrest or ANOV?1/01/2016 12:02:00 PM--------------------------Look up the word "fetal" in the dictionary.HAPPY NEW YEAR everyone. It's a Happy New Year for me already as this year will mark the 10th year of my retirement.So, stay safe, run silent and run deep, and retire as soon as possible.
Does anybody have an overall opinion of how New Year's Eve went at navy pier?
In 007 I heard none of the usual foot chases or 143A's at all after midnight hit. It's sad it's come to this
This just in from interim Superintendent De-Escalante: "Most importantly: no matter what happens, remember the code "Any man who falls behind is left behind. Now go fight crime!"1/01/2016 10:33:00 AMThat name is gonna stick, just like the various incarnations of J-Fed and McFill-in-the-blank.
What ever happened to the Quentin Tarrantino boycott?Another F O P drop of the ball?
(720 ILCS 5/31-4.5) Sec. 31-4.5. Obstructing identification. (a) A person commits the offense of obstructing identification when he or she intentionally or knowingly furnishes a false or fictitious name, residence address, or date of birth to a peace officer who has: (1) lawfully arrested the person; (2) lawfully detained the person; or (3) requested the information from a person that the peace officer has good cause to believe is a witness to a criminal offense. (b) Sentence. Obstructing identification is a Class A misdemeanor.
SCC please look up the consent decree that LAPD was forced into. Look into the officer tracking data base Training Evaluation and Management System (“TEAMS”). This data base tracks everything an officer does through-out their entire career. Maybe put the word out so officers know what coming.
The use of force and street stop nonsense is gonna get people hurt or put in a jam, it is pathetic the way city "leaders" caved to the worst element of our city and the freak show some call the news media. Don't get hit by this run away train let the leadership reap what they sew when they can no longer lie about how out of country this nanny state really is.
After watching the news today, the next time during my tour when being attacked by a person wearing a ski mask using deadly force, I must ask myself if this attacker is a person of color? If so I must understand his culture. Hey jackass media... Deadly force is deadly force regardless of skin color!
STAY FETAL FOR 2016
"This just in from interim Superintendent De-Escalante"lol HA HApretty much!
FYI headquarters people went to see newest Star Wars episode and we got Force Mitigation to use in every call with disturbed individuals. Yes!!!!!
Anonymous said...If an individual refuses to give you an identification card during a street stop, are you obliged to give them the receipt with your name and star. If they subsequently provide you with false information, is that reason for probable cause arrest or ANOV?1/01/2016 12:02:00 PMFirst of all, read the general order. Do it for yourself so you don't get into trouble. If a person refuses to give you an id then that is not against the law. According to the order, you write the name is John Doe or Jane Doe. For all investigatory stops you have to give the stopped subject the receipt with your name, star number and the reason for the stop. If they give you a false name then you can arrest that person; for obstruction of identification.
I was working hard today and due to new use of force order, me and my partner are going to play hypnosis spiral videos during more intense south side domestics so we don't use up our force options. Lots of good ones on YouTube, do check them out.
OT- so e-learning has a batman superman logo in the upper right corner for the ISR training. Is that a jerkoff move or the city marketing for Hollywood. And how am I responsible for training that I can't hear the shitty speakers in these computers.
To 0258, $56 really try $1200. Thanks Daley ,Raham,and Sparklefarts.
U fools don't act just react!!!!!!!!Give them their time due to speak and take notes like a reporter and pull rd #.Go home on time and safely!!! 2016!!!!!!!
The protestors went into Dove's Luncheonette. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you. Stupid idiots!
PAX 501 - Force Mitigation. 01Jan16.New message from Escalante.*****De-escalate*****You would be a fool not to request the C.I.T. team, a sgt, a taser and swat to all of your domestics and mentals.Heck request them for every job and let the powers that be STATE THAT THEY ARE NOT AVAILABLE.That should at least put almost ALL of the lawsuit on the city.Use the tools Escalante and rahm just gave ALL of US.
Chicago police shot fewer people in 2015"While the video release of a Chicago police officer's shooting of Laquan McDonald prompted a domino effect of change, including the ousting of the police superintendent and a federal civil rights investigation, the department finished 2015 on an ironic note: Officers shot the fewest people that they have in years."Chicago police officers shot 22 people in 2015, eight of them fatally. That's a 40 percent drop in the total number of people shot compared with 2014, when 37 people were hit by police gunfire and 16 of them were killed, according to department figures."Since 2011, the number of people shot by Chicago's cops has gradually declined. That year, they shot 56 people, 24 of them fatally, department figures show. In 2012, Chicago police shot 45 people, killing 12, and the following year, officers shot 35 people, killing 14."Chicago officers this past year shot fewer people than police in some other major cities. As of Dec. 21, Los Angeles police officers shot 37 people in 2015, 22 fatally, according to LAPD statistics. New York City police officers shot 32 people, killing nine, NYPD statistics from Dec. 29 show..."http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-chicago-police-shootings-2015-met-20160101-story.html
From a Tribune story..."Escalante...plans on applying to be the top cop full time."
So word came down from the ivory tower that everyone was to be denied time due for New Year's Eve in 011. (Not sure if it was a city-wide thing) So of course there were a lot of pissed off people, but they understood that it is what it is. Denials for partial time were made for all of 3rd watch as well. EXCEPT one guy that the Lt said could have secret partial time. HR, who works the desk. 7 on the end? Really? Must have been nice. Must be his reward for doing absolutely nothing on the desk.
19 shot, 2 are dead New Year's Day 2016!
So far the murder tally for New Year's Day. First homicide of the year goes to 002. Then shortly after a homicide in 009. And coming in third this evening is 007 with one killed on 61st and Aberdeen. Well, 4 minutes to go until the 1st day of 2016 is over and we already have three murders. Looks promising right? Well I would say the same, but if you look at the numbers from last year there were 6 murders in the first 2 days of the year last year then it drastically fell off... So, let's see if they can keep it going. Congrats to all who had 002 in the ghoul pool.
The genius that's asking about id and anov and stuff about refusing to provide information, if you are the police, you are a dumbass but my money is on media troll asking.
Anonymous said... From a Tribune story... "Escalante...plans on applying to be the top cop full time." 1/01/2016 09:41:00 PMDon't know if this is true or not, but if Rahm and everyone else who's opinions City Hall (but not us) seem to care about, feel our whole department is incapable of providing excellent police services (which we do), then it wouldn't make sense from City Hall's perspective that a new superintendent would come from our department, would it? Rahm brought in GMac so he would have total control; he's still got almost 3 years to go. Why would he make an insider the Supt.? Look for an outsider, and look for a female to be the next Supt.
To All My Democrat Friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2016, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. To My Republican Friends:Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
To 01/01/2016 02:15:00 PMFYI, 363A has more heart than most of the male officers in 003. If you have something to say, be half the man you claim to be and state your name, b*^#h!From: Ofc Powell 363A
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