New Use of Farce
So, now that we've been shown in no uncertain terms that DeEscalante is throwing the Department under the bus that Rahm is driving through the ghetto, we needed a new Use of Force Model.
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Labels: department issues, sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:37 AM
83 Comments:
Question: when is the last time our use of force policy has been changed?
Are they saying that its been wrong this whole time?
Tactical glitter... And when it hits the fan, spray glue guns then tactical glitter!
TASER TASER TASER. Well tiny dancer seems to think tasers will solve the problem, as soon as dude dies after he is tasered Rahm will be driving the bus he throws you under, it's us against them. Be safe
Used to think Escalante was a solid guy, not after this bs. This shit will not work, all it will do is give the shitheads more time to plan their attack. ISR and now this, sad to say, but a lot of coppers will be going on IOD or even worse.
It might as well say "Retreat! Retreat!" for Officers Response across the board.
NYAAAAAHAHAHAAAAH!
"I hit you.
...with something."
What?
No kicks?
No slaps?
No snatching the hair
out of an armpit?
No toe stomps/shin kicks with our
heavy, hard soled/steel toed
boondockers?
(A 240 pound toe stomp and a sharp eye slap
used to bring street level clownery/doing the fool to a halt.)
>Stomp! Smack!<
Toe throbbing.
Nose running.
Eye watering.
Subject of laser focused attention writhing on the ground
not knowing which hurty part to soothe first.
"My man... You cool? Or do you want some on the other side
for a matched set?"
"Dayum office! >Poot!< S'cuse me...
Maann... You ain't have to hit me like THAT!"
Instant compliance when the music stoped playing though...
Be assured that all isn't blue collar/working class irascibility in our world.
Funnin' and foolin' SCC style...
SCC, you started off the new year with a BANG! Your posts are hilarious. Thanks.
Now we must learn to understand aggression against us and meet that force with reasonable and necessary retreat. The "ISR" can be completed after we retreat to a safe location
The prophecy has spoken DeEscalante the savior is here!!!
How soon until there's a benefit for a copper that steps back from a situation to allow the "specialized units" to arrive, and shithead kills someone in the interim?
I'm sure this guy will be moving up north to chicago where his views will more respected by his peers.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/02/us/mississippi-throw-rocks-police-comment/index.html
SCC--
You are failing to acknowledge the long standing pattern of the military.
Observe:
Shell Shock-->Battle Fatigue-->Operational Exhaustion-->PTSD
If you can't handle the truth of the REQUIRED action, merely change its description so as to make it more palatable. Hence "Talking" to someone begets voluntary compliance. Which in turn morphs into Verbal Judo. And now we have Force Mitigation. (I wonder if he was having lunch with George Lucas when this ripe apple of an idea was plucked?)
At the end of the day, even the dogs can get people to comply on the vast majority of jobs. But the talk therapy ends when someone ups a weapon.
Lamentably the father of this little darling put his downstairs neighbor in harms way due to FEAR. The same FEAR (read--> reasonable belief that such force is necessary to prevent imminent death or great bodily harm to himself or another) which precipitated a trained response by responding officers.
Excellent.
New order coming out; Every car will be equipped with soft pillow's. Upon being assigned a domestic or a mental job upon arrival the officer's will arm themselves with the pillow's and also upon engaging the offender they will produce a pillow for the offender,mental subject and if conversation does not deescalate the situation a pillow will be given to the subject for engagement.Optional equipment will be one piece pajamas's. STAY FETAL MY FRIENDS.
that is the most absurd force model I have ever seen... might as well wait until we are laying on the ground springing red fluid leaks from areas we are not supposed to be leaking from...course I guess since Rahm and Odumbo support the BLM.. it is to be expected. BLUE LIVES MATTER!! ASSHOLE LIVES DO NOT!
Hey Rahm:
When you go through the academy and when you do a little street time in Englewood then, and only then, will I give one ounce of credence to the bullshit you're spewing.
Until then fuck off and leave us alone.
Follow U.N. directives soon. Fire only when fired upon.
Lol. How about that same chart with a "use of force" model for the thugs?
ie:
looked at me wrong: shoot to wound
Dissed me: 2 shots
Took over my corner: empty clip on his ass
Etc.
25 years ago I thought that use of force model was a crock of shit.
very nice
Just stay in the
Parking lot
The new use of force model will be the DOA model, RUN AND HIDE!
Idiot award for 2016 goes to:
In an interview with the Tribune on Thursday, interim Chicago police Superintendent John Escalante attributed the drop in police-involved shootings to "better training" and "better front-line supervision," even though the Police Department and the city have come under national scrutiny for the way they handle such incidents, in light of the killing of 17-year-old McDonald by Officer Jason Van Dyke in 2014.
Supervision? Really?
Kudos!!
You really outdid yourself on this one!
Be careful! The city may actually use this! Very funny, though! Happy New Year!
what about that spray they're using in Israel.....it's a stink, a combination of skunk spray and human excrement smell, shot out of a cannon....looks like it really works....maybe the CPD could spray entire groups of folks, or whole blocks....non-lethal too
Anonymous said...
25 years ago I thought that use of force model was a crock of shit.
1/02/2016 08:48:00 AM
The use of force model was pioneered, I think, by a CPD instructor who went on to make a lot of money testifying in court cases. It can save your ass or convict you. But, I would not trust the current acting superintendent. He is a multiple merit promote, has the strong backing of the latino politicos, and wants the job. I believe that he will do anything to get the job and will not be in your corner unless the Pope witnessed your actions.Rahm wants to stay mayor and no one is indispensable.
"Used to think Escalante was a solid by...."
1/02/2016 02:25:00 AM
Well now you know what I knew all along. Escalante is another affirmative action merit promotee who was placed in his present spot to do whatever he is told to do as a reward for being merit promoted and stealing a job from the man or woman who earned it. Escalante is there to take that certain phone call from that certain somebody who he is beholden to-and it's not is policemen-no matter how absurd, unworkable, or immoral. He's no different than the all-merit Area Six and Area Five crews that worked overtime to undermine Koschmann when the call, or text message came in directing that it needed to be done. And its curious how he spent his formative years on the job in narcotics honing his skills under the watchful eye of Phil "Can I take your coat Mr. Hanhardt" Cline as did so many of our exempts. So, what did you expect from the newest LAPA representative to take the top spot? I knew better. Now here's your own diploma!
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John remember when you worked in 009? I can't believe this is coming out of your yap! Really John? Hope they don't start looking into the old days dude.
Will "Bad Breath" be allowed in the new Use of Force Model?
As of 01 Jan 16, ipra are lead investigators in all department related deaths. Not detectives, or even seasoned police. Fyi
One must admire the rainbow color scheme. It is just so inclusive and looks so inviting. Its so colorful. Its certainly alternative. Try it you may like it.
a use of force policy that advocates the use of no force...huh?
I laughed the other day and remarked to some co-workers that we need to invent a expandable foam "deployment tool" that will immobilize the wayward savage...We could even make it an non-aggressive color and embed it with sedatives that make us appear to be the assailant's favorite Rev'Run, Politician or Unicorn.. we could make billions.
It's not far fetched to think we will be forced to carry dildo's and bacon to defeat new and emerging threats.
This model must include fuzzy fur lined handcuffs, cat-o-nine tails and tickle me feathers. Hey SCC you forgot to include the light spanking as option to court appearances on this modern day policing paradigm.
Good luck to you if you're still out doing proactive police work.
For the rest of you smart coppers, stay FETAL.
Along with taser for a car we will be equipped with two cans of silly string to de escalante any volatile situation.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Idiot award for 2016 goes to:
In an interview with the Tribune on Thursday, interim Chicago police Superintendent John Escalante attributed the drop in police-involved shootings to "better training" and "better front-line supervision," even though the Police Department and the city have come under national scrutiny for the way they handle such incidents, in light of the killing of 17-year-old McDonald by Officer Jason Van Dyke in 2014.
Supervision? Really?
Anyone trying to give a reason is talking bs. There are so few police involved shootings that it comes down to randomness. The actions of the offenders have much more of a bearing on the number of shooting than the actions of the police. Might as well attribute climate change to the change in numbers.
listen do not think for a minute that any of this is coming from Escalante, this has city hall all over it.
what are rumors about all the promotions, the dept. in fear of all the people leaving and going to leave. Or is it just the lack of supervision on this Dept. DOJ realizes the lack of supervision on the streets, that might be a problem for the city.
Just let me carry my 6-D Kell light. That thing de-escalated any shit before it got started. Once you got hit with one of those fuckers you never want to get hit with it again.
This country has no appetite to see policw do violence in protection of the weak. This America loves a thug and songs movies and thug sports figures, just cant handle police violence , its too much . America is broken from the inside and a new president has to either change that or we die.
Over 40 years ago Monty Python's Flying Circus showed the British the value of fairy wands, chants and incantations to deal with their unrulies. DeEscalante should reveiw and incorporate. It will work at least as well as what is now forced upon you.
Hey Rahmligula and Mr. Six: We shall taunt and diminish you with our use of humor and satire.
SCC: Brilliant U of F update! Thanks for the morning chuckle.
Stay Fetal everyone.
I hear when you attempt to de-escalate with a crazed ghetto dweller, the stupid intendant gives you a special award. I believe it's called a eulogy...
Time to break the Code of Silence!!!
Rahm says he did not see the video before agreeing to pay 5 million to the family before they even filed suit against the City.
For all those who believe him, oh well.
I don't, and I know somewhere out there a copper knows that Rahm watched the video and may enjoy seeing him talk his way out of his er.... a..... "Bad recollection"....
Any ideas?
Do we even have a union?
Hit what need to be hit, tase what needs to be tased and shoot what needs to be shot. Whether you plan to be fetal or not you are going to be called to shit that turns bad. Unless your idea is to park and code your job from the hole and get yourself jammed up, you stand the chance of being ass deep in doo-doo after what was thought would be mundane shit. Just be ready for it and plan to use whatever force necessary to go home and service the people who need help if you can. There will be paperwork and lawsuits, your politicians and lawyers have clearly established that, so go to work with the idea that you'll do whatever you have to in order to go home and get your partner home too. If an assailant needs an asp, a shock or a bullet, your going to have to give it to him, so don't hesitate or you'll get maimed, and think of what that will do to your family. Plan that shit is going to go bad, and if it doesn't, even better.
Anonymous said...
Used to think Escalante was a solid guy, not after this bs. This shit will not work, all it will do is give the shitheads more time to plan their attack. ISR and now this, sad to say, but a lot of coppers will be going on IOD or even worse.
1/02/2016 02:25:00 AM
Even when he was a p.o. everyone knew he was an inside guy. He was spotted at some very influential circles. Isn't it amazing how some people just rise one position after another? From p.o. to sgt. to lt. then lt. in bomb and arson and then so on and so on. In exchange, favors are owed and traded. It is the Chicago way- everyone owes someone something, including their soul. I am not just talking about Esalante, but the whole system.
pretty good article in NY Post: http://nypost.com/2016/01/02/myth-of-the-cop-killing-epidemic/
I'll say it again. 29Dec15, NYC graduates 1200 from its police academy. Crime is down in The Big Apple. Violent Crime/Murder is rising in Chicago. How many CPD Academy graduates in the past 5 years Rham? Rham has lost control of the streets, and although he is too clueless to admit it, he has lost control of the police department.
Stop, drop & roll. The title of the new general order regarding altercations with offenders using deadly force.
"Follow UN". Yep, we already have the blue helmets.
Blogger stormy said...
that is the most absurd force model I have ever seen... might as well wait until we are laying on the ground springing red fluid leaks from areas we are not supposed to be leaking from...course I guess since Rahm and Odumbo support the BLM.. it is to be expected. BLUE LIVES MATTER!! ASSHOLE LIVES DO NOT!
1/02/2016 07:31:00 AM
Could someone take this guy aside and explain what sarcasm and silliness means? Maybe "Use of FARCE" at the top of the graph might have been a clue?
01-20-2017 can't come to soon!
Can we get a photo of a person shot dead in the street with the receipt on top of them.???
The new Super was a decent copper but now he us reduced to being a puppet bit $h
How about this...
http://nypost.com/2016/01/02/myth-of-the-cop-killing-epidemic/
DeEscalante! That's fuckin' gold Jerry!
Lmbo.... now this was to funny ..
Gonna be so fetal I might start sucking my thumb again.
Hey, that Use of Force model resembles the Skittles colors....coincidence or Stand your Ground?
I prefer the Aviation PD or JFed model.... R-U-N-N-O-F-T.
Well at least on newspaper tells the truth.
http://nypost.com/2016/01/02/myth-of-the-cop-killing-epidemic/
Hmmmm..
Whither goes the agenda and narrative now?
This:
-Chicago Police Shot Fewer People in 2015-
"But, but, but!
They killin' up all our
young black mens for no
good reason!"
"Da black communerty needs to take ovah CeePeeDee!"
"De-fund CeePeeDee an' give da money to us!"
CeePeeDee is outta control!"
Loretta LynchACop has the DOJ Civil Rights party bus
revving and back-firing in front of City Hall to help deflect
heat from Rahm's narrow shitty ass.
So...
22 or 25 Police involved shootings with 9 kills and one
awful accident out of nearly 3000 shootings with 460-some
fatal gunshots...
Let's see "Staring Asshole" go out on a corner and get up
in the grille of one of armed members of Dude Inc. so we
can see how brave he is...
Policemen get fucked with in Chicago because because
there is no fear of political or personal punishment from/retaliation by
The Police.
WHOOOO!
If we would ONLY fight back!
There IS a way but our so called bargaining
unit has never had a taste for blood unless
it was by those used to eating crumbs from the mayor's
table, turning on those who seek to expose the turncoats
in our ranks.
Interesting times to be The Police in this town.
Supervision? Really?
1/02/2016 10:26:00 Yes, of course. It must have been all of those political "merit" promotions. Escalante was not promoted one time off of a promotion list and there are a few others out there. The latest captains list has a few who went up the ranks by merit appointments only. Yes, that is qualified leadership
Mississippi council man says throw rocks at police
http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/02/us/mississippi-throw-rocks-police-comment/index.html
Does this mean no more "51st Shuffle?"
What kind of people are these?
OT: SCC, whatever we think of Anita, Kim Foxx is WORSE. Exhibit A: that little shit who calls himself the "Staremaster" who gets off on disrespecting the police is bought and paid for by the Foxx campaign. See his Facebook profile for proof. Anita is bad. Foxx is horrific.
OT --
Mississippi lawmaker tells people to throw bricks, rocks and bottles at police officers chasing petty criminals
* Jackson councilman Kenneth Stokes told people to attack police officers
* He said residents should throw bottles, bricks and rocks at cops from neighboring jurisdictions who chase petty criminals into the city
* Stokes said 'thug' officers were needlessly 'endangering our children'
* Mississippi Governor Phil Bryant blasted his 'reprehensible' comments
* Sheriff Randy Tucker said his cops would not be intimidated by Stokes
* Some called for the councilman to be investigated for inciting violence
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3382473/Mississippi-lawmaker-tells-people-throw-bricks-rocks-bottles-police-officers-chasing-petty-criminals.html
Well now you know what I knew all along. Escalante is another affirmative action merit promotee who was placed in his present spot to do whatever he is told to do as a reward for being merit promoted and stealing a job from the man or woman who earned it. Escalante is there to take that certain phone call from that certain somebody who he is beholden to-and it's not is policemen-no matter how absurd, unworkable, or immoral. He's no different than the all-merit Area Six and Area Five crews that worked overtime to undermine Koschmann when the call, or text message came in directing that it needed to be done. And its curious how he spent his formative years on the job in narcotics honing his skills under the watchful eye of Phil "Can I take your coat Mr. Hanhardt" Cline as did so many of our exempts. So, what did you expect from the newest LAPA representative to take the top spot? I knew better. Now here's your own diploma!
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1/02/2016 11:55:00 AM
Agreed. Just because he's stayed under the radar, doesn't mean he isn't a weasel. And he has already proven himself to be a weasel.
OT: SCC, whatever we think of Anita, Kim Foxx is WORSE. Exhibit A: that little shit who calls himself the "Staremaster" who gets off on disrespecting the police is bought and paid for by the Foxx campaign. See his Facebook profile for proof. Anita is bad. Foxx is horrific.
1/02/2016 11:36:00 PM
And it matters why, if no one is doing shit????
Anonymous said...
listen do not think for a minute that any of this is coming from Escalante, this has city hall all over it.
1/02/2016 01:51:00 PM
Spot on. Never a big fan of Garry but he got screwed. Nothing happens without it coming from Rahm.
They always find someone else to blame.
As of 01 Jan 16, ipra are lead investigators in all department related deaths. Not detectives, or even seasoned police. Fyi
This is the method in which the City Of Chicago will disregard a new state law which requires an outside "law enforcement" agency to conduct investigations of deaths involving law enforcement. This is a provision which was quietly tucked into the new contact card law which went into effect on 01-Jan-16. IPRA is not equipped to be the lead investigative body on a death. Hello MSM, are you being mislead again?
11:32. Great idea, the skunk cannons. It would be a "fail" in Chicago, since the folk being bombarded already smell that way.
Anonymous said...
OT: SCC, whatever we think of Anita, Kim Foxx is WORSE. Exhibit A: that little shit who calls himself the "Staremaster" who gets off on disrespecting the police is bought and paid for by the Foxx campaign. See his Facebook profile for proof. Anita is bad. Foxx is horrific.
1/02/2016 11:36:00 PM
True Fox is toni (racist) girl! Anita is bad agreed but fox will go after police tenaciously with racist toni as her guide, this is going to be worse!
Anonymous said...
New order coming out; Every car will be equipped with soft pillow's. Upon being assigned a domestic or a mental job upon arrival the officer's will arm themselves with the pillow's and also upon engaging the offender they will produce a pillow for the offender,mental subject and if conversation does not deescalate the situation a pillow will be given to the subject for engagement.Optional equipment will be one piece pajamas's. STAY FETAL MY FRIENDS.
1/02/2016 07:10:00 AM
My car or wagon was always armed with a pillow.
Could someone take this guy aside and explain what sarcasm and silliness means? Maybe "Use of FARCE" at the top of the graph might have been a clue?
1/02/2016 05:24:00 PM
Just remember. He's a trained observer and works with you. He probably gets enough activity to work VRI too.
It's not far fetched to think we will be forced to carry dildo's and bacon to defeat new and emerging threats.
ooh bacon!!!
Anonymous said...
OT: SCC, whatever we think of Anita, Kim Foxx is WORSE. Exhibit A: that little shit who calls himself the "Staremaster" who gets off on disrespecting the police is bought and paid for by the Foxx campaign. See his Facebook profile for proof. Anita is bad. Foxx is horrific.
1/02/2016 11:36:00 PM
And it matters why, if no one is doing shit????
Because even if you are not proactively Policing, you do not want Ms. Foxx to be your State's Attorney. In simple terms, we are all citizens in this city as are our families and friends. If that office goes to Ms. Foxx and Ms. Preckwinkle, the bad guys will have no fear of prosecution. Ms Preckwinkle has stated many times her feelings toward the Police and her belief that Police engage in unfair prosecutions of Black and Brown individuals. She does not let the fact that the victims are also people of color; get in the way of her dislike of Law Enforcement. Think carefully and VOTE wisely.
Maybe if Rahm hadn't defunded the mental health clinics, we wouldn't have come to this...
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/429164/police-shootings-mental-illness-problem
In my opinion, the baseball bat wielding crazy dude's death falls squarely on 9.5 finger's shoulders. Apparently he thinks having some new B.S order written will be just the smoke and mirrors needed in order to ensure nobody puts 2 and 2 together.
Time for a good citizens go leave Chicago.
We need Public Service announcements saying that if one is prescribed bi polar or psychotropic meds, one must stay on it, unless advised by their doctor or nurse who is treating them. Also public service announcements not to hurt people with baseball bats, etc. How to resolve conflicts without violence, using words. Not to threaten police. Etc.
We need mental health clinics, so do all other states and cities.
Guys the graphical representation of your concern is a bucket of bolts. At some level makes my mouth hurt from ascending Buffalo Wild Wings wings too fast.
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