Silly Calls
Here's a couple amusing calls that call takers logged and dispatchers sent out:
Police resources for a 5-year-old?
Paging the tin-foil hat brigade!
Well, the family that gets high together.....
Police resources for a 5-year-old?
Paging the tin-foil hat brigade!
Well, the family that gets high together.....
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
66 Comments:
I don't like to tell people their business, but I think it would take me about ten minutes to figure out the call taker on the first two screen shots. I thought you were going to remove the identification of the call. Unless you doctored up the background of your image it won't take the boys and girls looking to get a brownie point or two to figure out who the callers were on these events.
Punched by a 5 year old??.. Hilarious!!!
Only in the liberal utopia called Chicago!
Picture 1--$10 says the tact team arrested the 5yr old!!!!
Picture 2--That's the Black Ops helicopter that brings people back to Black Ops HQ at Homan Square
Picture 3--Well, that's just ig'nant not sharing your dope with your family!!
Unbelievable.
Seriously, just freaking unbelievable.
I don't think those of us non-LEO's have even a fraction of an idea of what you deal with on a daily basis.
Hahaha thanks ssc for reminding me how this job can be "the greatest show on earth"
Seriously... YOUR 5-YEAR-OLD?!?!
And some stupid / scared Sgts take these jobs instead of using that almighty SAM code .....
Sheeeit!
Just barely scratching the surface, SCC!
Try this one...
"See the complainant Ms. X about a strange man
in her house who's put poison up her butt.
No further information..."
>An entire working 3rd Watch radio zone in dumbfounded silence<
>_<
Blink!
O_o?
"Dafuk was that job, squad?"
^_^!
"Please don't make me read that ticket again..."
...Good times
Ain't we lucky we had 'em?
The caller?
A senior citizen who was actually sweet as pie
and sadly, had no family to safeguard and watch
over her during her mental decline.
So you know how we old "Patrolmen" are...
Stop by and check, make sure she was ok,
passed it on to the other watches.
Coulda be anybody's Granny.
So what if she lived on a hell-hole block?
She was fast-tracked to an assisted living facility...
One of GOD's little lost people Policemen try to
keep from being eaten alive out there.
Mistuh Neanderthal said it best:
"Just tryin' to get up the steps and
into the front door with a little bag
of groceries..."
Bless her little heart...
Police like you have no friends.
The best thing about the first one is that it's a priority 1A. That 5yr old was out of control!!! What was the disposition of that one? Did they lock that kid up? Too funny.
That's called a target indicator .
Bank 30 degrees , deliver all ordnance , return to base.
Wish I had taken a picture of our job , but my partner and I had a call where the home owner was afraid to go into his residence because of the rats. Unbelievable, the calls the zone takes
wow. just, wow.
I sure hope that you file all of these all with their own specific tag so they are easy to find in the future.
Sounds like the usual customers. No taxpayers there I bet. Funny how police work primarily consists of protecting non-taxpers from each other.
Police HELP , There's a FLYING SAUCER that has been circling above my House all day today , I think it's . MY FAVORITE MARTIAN
This is just a taste, media trolls. Wait until the camera footage comes out of all of the ghetto fabulous behavior that you support. How do you think the sheeple that you dupe will respond when they see this? Your bullshit might not stick to the wall then, will it? You demanded this, not you shall have it.
19 Paul all of these jobs.
I wonder how those callers vote? Therein lies the problem.
Fucking stupid that these calls actually were made. Taken. And dispatched. Actually disgusting
5 year old? Really? This is why I am leaving this job soon.
I know you guys are fast responders but it seems you were dispatched in the first one before the call was received. Now that's fast!
Is there any call those inept call takers won't take???? Unfuckingreal
I'm not sure which is more fucked up on the third one; the call itself or the spelling and grammar. Good lord.
Oh Boy! This is great keep it up. People really need to know what goes on.
Next time you go to the firing range for training and/or qualifications, you'll also take a course in parenting and diaper changing.
I see you're going to get tasers (good) but the courts aren't going to let you use them (wtf?). Your enemies want to take away your guns and keep your disciplinary records from kindergarten.
Take care of each other, you're all you got!
J.J.
Keep them coming
New advice from the boss.....
S. Stop
T. The
A. Arrests
Y. Youngster
F. Forget
E. Everything
T. Take
A. A
L. Lunchbreak
I'd like to show some funny calls that I was dispatched but the PDT in my 178,000 mile Tahoe was not working along with the spot light. And it takes about 30 minutes for the heat to start working as well. Downed it a couple of times but the master mechanics can't seem to fix it, must be very complicated to change a bulb or perhaps the wiring is all jacked up because about 50 feet of it is on the floor on the passengers side. Guess I can't complain because the mirrors still work.
You really should crop the photos to exclude the callers information.
Q. Out of all three of these calls, did any of the complainants even remember having made the call when police arrived?
Hey boys & girls: when submitting, please obscure caller's name & address ! We don't want to give the rat squad any way to jam our friends @ SCC.
That's what this job has come to, raising everyone else's kids.
Keep them coming. This is the most amazing bloggery evarrr.
"Squad, it's 2200. See if PH-1 is even in the air? If not 19-P this and put this one on the list."
These jobs should have never been dispatched get your shit together OEMC!!!!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I know you guys are fast responders but it seems you were dispatched in the first one before the call was received. Now that's fast!
1/16/2016 06:35:00 AM
That's an EIGHT not a SIX, dumbass...............
Un fking believable. Non police here, so do cars actually show up to sort this shit? shouldn't these idiots be left to sort themselves. please stick to protecting tax payers not these turds. BTW if something goes wrong on one of these dumb calls guess what, you are screwed. This ghetto scum will turn on you in a flash Ill bet.
The Valets are taking to long to get my car,I think they lost it....The Waitress at the House of Blues gave me bad service ,I think She's Prejudice...018 Actuall Calls.
Anonymous said...
You really should crop the photos to exclude the callers information.
1/16/2016 09:17:00 AM
WHY?? Shouldn't it be part of the "public record"?? They DID call right??
BCP says --
"The caller?
"A senior citizen who was actually sweet as pie and sadly, had no family to safeguard and watch over her during her mental decline.
"So you know how we old "Patrolmen" are...Stop by and check, make sure she was ok,
passed it on to the other watches.
"She was fast-tracked to an assisted living facility..."
1/16/2016 12:45:00 AM
Yeah, you can't discount this possibility today; Alzheimer's/dementia increasing and very destructive. Too bad a tag could not be added to the phone #, "caller elderly/possibly confused/check well-being" except today you don't know who'd get hold of it, if you know what I mean. Like you say, just the guys on the beat used to take care of it quietly and safely.
Hint -- WHATEVER YOU CAN DO, AVOID STATE GUARDIANSHIP IF AT ALL POSSIBLE. It will destroy a family and f__k up your finances for YEARS afterwards.
http://stopguardianabuse.org/
http://abusiveguardianships.weebly.com/
http://www.stoppublicguardianabuse.org/
...and many more sites -- indicating a very serious, increasing public backlash against what is often a vicious racket.
Not a call to the police, but still...
Woman sets up GoFundMe page to try and get back money she spent on Powerball lottery tickets
* A Memphis mom says she blew all her money in an unsuccessful attempt to win the $1.6 billion, according to the GoFundMe page description
* Cinnamon Nicole managed to raise $800 from sympathizers
* After an online backlash, she now claims the entire thing was a joke
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3402256/Woman-sets-GoFundMe-page-try-money-spent-Powerball-lottery-tickets.html
Anonymous said...
This is just a taste, media trolls. Wait until the camera footage comes out of all of the ghetto fabulous behavior that you support. How do you think the sheeple that you dupe will respond when they see this? Your bullshit might not stick to the wall then, will it? You demanded this, not you shall have it.
1/16/2016 05:41:00 AM
you mention the footage...do you mean these screen shots or the body camera data?
the data...body cam video/audio and the screen shots...who is the owner?
1. the CPD/ FOP
2. the City of Chicago
3. the officer wearing the camera
4. tax payers
Was thinking there is a revenue source?
The actions of some..... are funny/sad/entertainment for others.
Maybe even marketable?
think of the TV show COPS.
could take the screen shots like presented and add some body cam video of the call....Well, that's just ig'nant not sharing your dope with your family!! or insert your own story here.
VOILA.... you got a TV show.
Way better than that bullshit Chicago PD...it would be the real Chicago PD!
It would show what the men and women in Blue have to deal with on a daily basis.
Maybe the folks over at the Chicago Police Memorial Foundation cold run it with
some Federal Grant money and if it made money the surplus would go to the Foundation?
If it made a lot of money it could go towards the CPD unfunded pension balance?
just sharing some thoughts
IMO the pilot of the helicopter should be given charges for "harassment" and "profiling".
How dare they follow the young lady home and then sit over her house for hours at a time.
If ONLY the public knew about all the stupid and idiotic calls that come into 911 and get a dispatch to.SMDH
People calling regarding theft of drugs? They need to be arrested.
@07:03AM....LMAO....I feel safer already with this level of genius dispatching calls.
Call takers are scared to make the right decision and tell these people that their issue is not a police matter. It's easier just to send the police and put it on them.
Old retired sergeant: For anyone who worked the 008th Dist there was a lady who lived on 67th street across from the park. One of my frist nights in 08 there was a call to see the citizen regarding police service This location was in the 30 sector. The sergeant asked me to take the call because he was tied up. Not knowing any better I took the assignment. When I got there I found the complainant. The lady had blue hair and had her head covered with tin foil with two antennas sticking out on top of her head. After several minutes I left. Tom ( will not give his last name) was parked down the block. I pulled up to him and he was having a good laugh. he sated, " welcome to the 008th Dist" The next day at roll cal everyone had a good laugh. The sergeant who asked me to handle the job, told me this was a sergeants igniation into into 8. After this I told the dispatcher not to give out a job from that address. The dispatcher told me can not do. Ever time after that when I had that address as part of my sector I would have the dispatcher dupe the job out to me and 19 Paul it. One night I received a Cr # be cause of me 19 Paul ing the job. Moral of the story, it has BEEN going on for years
The police dept REQUIRES OEMC to take these ridiculous calls. Granted, most of the call takers are clueless and from the same hoods, but they are doing as they are told.
Or the 10 year old who won't go to school
True Story, once had a Parent come into the area youth office when there was such a thing and want me to tell her kid not to use swear words all the time seems he just would not listen to her telling him to stop. Never being one to have a filter before I could stop the words formed in my brain out came "Lady who the fuck do I look like the language police" I thought the female youth officer working the desk was going to pee on herself from laughing so hard as the Parent stormed out.
Happily retired
Anonymous said...
I'd like to show some funny calls that I was dispatched but the PDT in my 178,000 mile Tahoe was not working along with the spot light. And it takes about 30 minutes for the heat to start working as well. Downed it a couple of times but the master mechanics can't seem to fix it, must be very complicated to change a bulb or perhaps the wiring is all jacked up because about 50 feet of it is on the floor on the passengers side. Guess I can't complain because the mirrors still work.
1/16/2016 08:47:00 AM
The garage is full of political "parts changers" hacks! Are any even certified? I know some may be certified mentally incompetent but are they able to actually repair vehicles? Why is most times you bring a vehicle in, either not repaired correctly or something is broken as they had clue proper procedure to repair vehicle? Why is it the city bought some new 4WD explorers but yet Ford has a great facility they built right near the plant on Torrence that installs all plug and play police equipment to factory specification,but we have "goober" at the garage attempt to install our equipment paying what triple Ford would charge to do the job properly the first time?
1 thing richie was good for and probably the only 1 he did not want squad cars smashed up and with peeling paint on the streets, now look at all the junkers we drive that even "rent a wreck" would reject!
how funny but sad that you have to respond to calls like these... however hopefully the stoned out idiot in call 3 got to spend a night in hotel Chicago...
How come these calls aren't public anyways, they are using a public service so why block their info? Cpd has no right to privacy, the liberal media releases your full names, addresses, etc, so you call police you don't deserve privacy either, FOIA everything about CPD even though some things are not any bodies business, like a complaint against an officer that happened in 1970, can't wait until body cam footage from cops start being released, you cops are beating the POS liberal machine at their own game, everything should be public, no privacy foot anyone ever
In the Dept. Chief McCarthy days, it was common for kids under the age of 12 to be arrested for D/C and Mob Action to generate arrest stats. Phil Clines 11th Dis. Tactical Team was one of the biggest offenders followed by those working Special Employment.
I just want to repeat a couple good suggestions in these comments.
1) Crop the photos to hide the caller info.
2) Use unique tags for easy searching.These are going to be popular!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I know you guys are fast responders but it seems you were dispatched in the first one before the call was received. Now that's fast!
1/16/2016 06:35:00 AM
That's an EIGHT not a SIX, dumbass...............
Hey DUMBASS.....
Time Dispatched: 20:46:41
Time Received: 20:47:43
It's not an "8", it's a "6". Thus, reflecting the original poster's comment. Enlarge the picture and put your glasses on.
Crop the photos to hide the caller info.
They called the police, representatives of the government, into their lives by means of the taxpayer funded OEMC center and dispatched over public airwaves and arriving in government paid-for vehicles.
Leave the caller info right where it's at.
What do they all have in common? Vote Democratic!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Not a call to the police, but still...
Woman sets up GoFundMe page to try and get back money she spent on Powerball lottery tickets
* A Memphis mom says she blew all her money in an unsuccessful attempt to win the $1.6 billion, according to the GoFundMe page description
* Cinnamon Nicole managed to raise $800 from sympathizers
* After an online backlash, she now claims the entire thing was a joke
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3402256/Woman-sets-GoFundMe-page-try-money-spent-Powerball-lottery-tickets.html
1/16/2016 01:30:00 PM
What I don't understand is why gofundme took her campaign down. There's nothing illegal or immoral about it.
If some idiot wants to give her money, they should be able to.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
People calling regarding theft of drugs? They need to be arrested.
1/16/2016 02:27:00 PM
Can't. You voted for Toni Prickwrinkled and she says that there are too many black and brown people in jail. Besides, the communists at ACLU will look at the paperwork and label you a racist if you arrest anyone who's black for committing a crime.
Enjoy what you voted for.
"That's an EIGHT not a SIX, dumbass..............."
Sure looks like a SIX but in Chicago anything is possible. You must be a vote counter for the Dims, or just dimwitted or both.
Anonymous said...
Crop the photos to hide the caller info.
They called the police, representatives of the government, into their lives by means of the taxpayer funded OEMC center and dispatched over public airwaves and arriving in government paid-for vehicles.
Leave the caller info right where it's at.
1/16/2016 11:54:00 PM
Agreed. You can hear it on the scanners,why can't you read it?
If you crop it,you'll be accused of editing it.
"The lady had blue hair and had her head covered with tin foil with two antennas sticking out on top of her head".
Is she number one on the list for Superintendent?
Oohh... so I got a call for a female who had bad period cramps. She was denied, since that's not a medical emergency. A few minutes later I see that there was an ambulance sent, requested by the police. The police call taker had sent it to be dispatched for a well being check. What a waste of police and EMS resources.
Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
Crop the photos to hide the caller info.
They called the police, representatives of the government, into their lives by means of the taxpayer funded OEMC center and dispatched over public airwaves and arriving in government paid-for vehicles.
Leave the caller info right where it's at.
1/16/2016 11:54:00 PM
Agreed. You can hear it on the scanners,why can't you read it?
If you crop it,you'll be accused of editing it.
All good points.
Lol , it is the same group that vote straight democratic every election .
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