Monday, March 06, 2017

7 Days....Whoops, 6 Days

The Slum Times headline read a week. In fact, this link right here is still titled "one week without a shooting." Then they backtracked it because....Chicago:
  • Chicago went for more than six days without a fatal shooting for the first time since at least January 2013.

    Most recently, a person was found shot to death on Saturday afternoon in the Austin neighborhood on the West Side.

    Officers responded at 12:23 p.m. to a call of a person lying facedown in a vacant lot in the 5400 block of West Ohio, according to Chicago Police.
That isn't to say there wasn't a homicide. Someone found a woman stuffed into a trash can and no one is saying she climbed in it voluntarily. But no one is noting that after a week of particularly warm weather, temps dropped back down to the regular below-freezing levels, putting a damper on the high spirits of the south and west sides.

You know, in real world-class cities, the papers don't have to tout "A Week Without a Fatal Shooting!" like it's actually something to celebrate.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

That just means there are more to shoot the next week, or the next.

3/06/2017 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ain't it ridiculous that's the Chicago democrats are happy an asshole who would only mount to shit at a later date in cook county--- not state corrections-- never get convicted. Democrats should be concerned with how to win an election legitimately

3/06/2017 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"A Week Without a Fatal Shooting!" But how many were shot? Now there is the rub.

3/06/2017 02:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Generally when the police find a deceased body in a garbage can, it's a homicide. Are the dick's classifying that as a suicide like the guy shot in the chest last week in 017.

3/06/2017 06:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Move Chicago to the North Pole that will solve all the problems. That is a better answer than the city counsel will come up with.

3/06/2017 06:23:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Chalkie's on Furlough 3A. He'll be back with a Vengeance. "WELCOME TO MURDER TOWN"

3/06/2017 06:29:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Celebrate! I will bake a cake.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

3/06/2017 07:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know there are places in this country where a murder is front page news. Places where people don't worry about FOID and CCP cards and they still have grandpa's WWII rifle in perfect working condition.
Leaving the keys in the car or the doors unlocked overnight is not a major concern.
Places where it's healthier to show respect for the U.S. flag. Law enforcement is respected and a good career choice.
But these places are becoming fewer and farther apart. People move here for the safe, healthy atmosphere, but then try to change things to "like they were back home."! Crazy. May need to get grandpa's rifle out again.


3/06/2017 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will someone please tell Commander Kevin J that he has officially killed the morale in the 11th district. He's such an asshole, liar, and the biggest loser of a backstabber. He treats the Officers like ther are at a concentration boot camp. Well FUCK YOU KJ. Go back to wherever you came from because shit stinks

3/06/2017 08:06:00 AM  

simple reasoning would conclude that we are going to be down at least 100 murders in 2017. So the body count will be about 666. And those in power will be high-fiving and slapping each other's fannies all over TV and in the communist rags. One would then conclude that we(the fetal crime fighters) would be rewarded with a fair contract for a job well done. But as we all know, good fortune only travels one way in this city.

3/06/2017 08:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trump has made a difference again!!!

3/06/2017 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone is jumping up and down because only one homicide,lets just forget there has been over 17 shootings since Mar 01,but,i guess since no one has died its a win,sad,very sad.. I think the superintendent would find this "concerning"

3/06/2017 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can someone please give me the totals from the Jackass site for last week?

3/06/2017 08:53:00 AM  
Blogger Jack Trumpblood said...

The bad guys heard that President The Donald was coming to bitch slap them. They are all in hiding.

3/06/2017 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Running out of people/folks to kill?

3/06/2017 09:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chalkie, come home we miss you.

Your friend,
Yellow Slip

3/06/2017 10:14:00 AM  
Blogger BirdsnBlooms1 said...

Anonymous said...
"A Week Without a Fatal Shooting!" But how many were shot? Now there is the rub.

3/06/2017 02:21:00 AM

According to HJA, 2 killed and 22 wounded.

3/06/2017 10:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.T. Check out this ridiculous article. Aldermen claims this is a community asset, after receiving YUGE campaign contributions.

He wonders why CVS wants to pull out.

Keep voting in these crooks, people of Chicago!

3/06/2017 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago, what a shit hole.
The only major city in America that would/did announce to the world how proud they are that no one got murdered in 6 days!
Top story in ALL the news papers, Top story on ALL the T.V. stations in and around Shitcago.
To of the wire on the internet and ALL radio stations.

Proclaim it to the world, "Look Ma, I'm on TOP of the World"..........

How Proud and Privileged it must be for Der' Rahmeister this week!
Smiling broadly and thumping his chest at President Trump, look at us now........

SMH, walks off to hide my face embarrassed.

3/06/2017 12:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So for six days ChiraQ was like the other

96% of the country is 99% of the time???

Well that is reason to celebrate!


3/06/2017 12:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ot but new BWC policy to be implemented:

Not sure if you saw this.......


When confronted by a person with a gun you SHALL do the following:

1. Face the person with the gun.

2. Direct your body camera at the person. Stand very still.

3. Try to have your camera capture the person shooting at you.

4. Do not duck or turn away or the camera will not get the best shot.

5. After the suspect fires several shots at you, shout DROP THE GUN! several times as loud as you can. Use every non-lethal tool available before drawing your gun. Start with Pepper Spray, then go to your Taser. Work your way up the Force Ladder, always pausing to allow enough time for the suspect to surrender before taking the next step. If that doesn't work, throw your baton at as a last resort, try to shoot the gun out of his hand. If the suspect doesn’t stop shooting and apologize you may try a well-placed non-fatal shot to the leg. Should your shot accidentally kill the person there is a problem.

6. If you are still alive at this point call your attorney. Call your bank and refinance your home to pay the fees.

7. Keep in mind that you will never be promoted. You will be investigated by the attorney general, the FBI, local district attorney’s office and The Civil Rights
Division of the Federal Government and other tax supported people. The ACLU, NAACP, BLM, the press, Sharpton and the very Reverend Jackson will comment and say you are a very bad person and all police need retraining.

8. Do not expect an invitation to the White House for a beer.

9. If allowed to remain on the job during the minimum two year investigation you will be assigned to a desk or cleaning the restrooms at the station.

10. While waiting for trial, be sure to respond slowly to calls for help and assistance, back off at the first sign of trouble, do not stop obvious gang members or any minority person (all persons are a minority in this country), do not initiate any action on your own, pretend that you are blind if necessary, never remove your gun from the holster and always be very nice to those under the age of 18 no matter what physical threat or verbal abuse you may be subject to.

11. Remember, everything will be released to the press. You will receive hate mail at your home and for the safety of your family you must move them (preferably out of state) pending your trial.

12. If fired, consider becoming trans-gendered and registering as a Democrat.

3/06/2017 02:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago Values. The FakeNews did not fully report it, but I read that at least 2-3 in that time period were shot in the head and could be still on The Grim Reapers waiting list. Then there's 3-4 Death Investigations, empty lot guy, trash can gal and 2 in the river.
So what Rahm's Media has to do and Bumbling Special Ed is tout some Not-Quite-Ready story.
Putting the goat before the cart to shed some sort of victory to all the shootings that have kept up or exceeded with the norm.
Rahm Emanuel can't run a City and Special Ed can't run a Police Department.

Stay Fetal -1st &16th.

3/06/2017 02:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Body was found on someone residential property...Don't believe the hype

3/06/2017 03:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bahahahahaha! This city is such a joke! SlumTimes, if you read this, please shut your pie hole if you know what's good for you. The fact that your worthless paper celebrates a week with no shootings is utterly vexing. A civilized city inhabited by civilized people don't celebrate such asinine statistics. Your highlighting this feat of non-violence only showcases how shitty this city is and how stupid you are

3/06/2017 06:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, 4 apparent homicides, some of which are experiencing DELAYS in PROCESSING, for the benefit of being able to run a FAKE NEWS REPORT. Oh boy, They are really giving it to President Trump now. Rahm, Eddie, and his news boys must have been giving each other reach arounds after this brain child.

3/06/2017 07:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...and sometimes I don't get my grass cut on Day 7. Sometimes it doesn't get cut until Day 10 or 12. But, it always gets cut.

3/06/2017 10:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3/06/2017 07:23:00 PM. This shit has to stop now. They are trying in fast forward to take over Trump. And us.

3/06/2017 10:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The killings aren't really a problem in Chicago. The problem is the wrong people are being killed. How long would it take to reduce the murder rate in Chicago if the people being killed were attorneys, judges, aldermen, mayors and other assorted politicians?
You can bet your ass it wouldn't take long to "fix" that problem. But since it's just minorities with an occasional taxpayer, well, they can live with that.
Stay safe Officers.


3/07/2017 09:53:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

Tell me exactly whose fanny is getting slapped and I might be interested.

3/08/2017 09:18:00 AM  

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