Monday, July 03, 2017

Four More Guns on West Side

A bunch of armed accountants running around playing police:
  • And good chance it will get bloodier:

    "Van Buren/Morgan: a white Chevy Equinox belonging to the FBI was taken from a dumb-ass agent that left it running while pumping gas .... with all his weapons in same." (SpotNewsonIG)

  • Update to our elite federal agent:

    thanks to a dumb-ass FBI agent, the offender now has a Chevy Equinox, a M4, a Glock 17, a Glock 22, a Glock 27, 2 vests, full tank of gas...
  • Police are searching for a vehicle stolen early Monday on the Near West Side.

    About 12:10 a.m., a 32-year-old man left his vehicle “momentarily unattended with the engine running” in the 300 block of South Morgan, according to Chicago Police.

    A male suspect jumped in the vehicle and sped away, police said. No injuries were reported.
No mention of the guns by the Slum Times - you know Rahm is going to demand more "gun control!" It's almost like a mini "Fast and Furious" scandal with the government supplying guns to the gangs.

And no description of the offender.

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144 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aw....c'mon. You know this was a sting, right? Trackers on the car and in the guns? Because the Feds are too smart to do something so dumb.....

7/03/2017 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Federal Bureau of Incompetence .

7/03/2017 08:16:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

I wish I was as "elite" as the FBI. Welcome to Chicago, Homer.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

7/03/2017 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That moron who left his gun on the beach in cali was a big push for gun control. Sadly, I wouldn't be surprised if you're correct on this one.

7/03/2017 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fucking
Bumbling
Idiots

Thankfully the ATF is on the way...

7/03/2017 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kid scored big time. Bet the agent had the
nozzle set on auto pump while gelling his hair.
Otherwise we could add a missing hand to the
list. Sure to be promoted within a year and
teaching a procedures class at the Academy.
(could understand if it was winter and the agent
from the Deep South. Welcome to the jungle, boy.)

7/03/2017 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! I guess all that college and training didn't make you street smart. Moron!

7/03/2017 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh great! What other confidential intel was in the van?

7/03/2017 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The media is in bed with Rahm. It would be hard
to write a more sterilized version. It's like the City
P.R. department issued the statement.

7/03/2017 08:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I cannot believe the stupidity of that FBI agent! I live in an affluent, mostly white suburb and when I'm at the gas station - even standing pumping gas - the car is off, the keys are in my pocket and the doors are locked. People have been known to steal stuff out of cars while the driver is distracted pumping gas. That FBI agent might as well have put a neon sign on the car that said, "Steal me!" Hope the car has GPS so they can track it down right away. I suspect those guns are gone, gone, gone.

7/03/2017 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's beautiful. Momentarily inserted his head into his own ass and most likely not the first time.

7/03/2017 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And they didn't have "Lo-Jack" on it? Seriously? Did the Feds gut that 500$ car investment?

7/03/2017 09:04:00 AM  
Blogger Retired Indiana Copper said...

Looks like abc7 owes the Chaplin Fund:

Source: FBI agent's car stolen on West Side

7/03/2017 09:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought the FBI only hired the best. Qualifications usually are a masters degree, high grade point average, etc. Oh well, let's hope the guns can be recovered.

7/03/2017 09:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't trust the FBI 300 S Green is the cat out of the bag?

7/03/2017 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's almost like last-mile delivery or
curb-side pickup. Grand theft auto, grand
theft Glock, two FBI-quality vests. I think the
vests will ultimately lead back to the guns. A
store owner will swear he emptied a clip into the
torso and the guy just smiled and walked away.

7/03/2017 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IDIOT!!! A bunch of pompous, arrogant asses. I have a friend who is a Fed (Not FBI), he was telling me even the other Federal LE dislikes the FBI - go figure.

God forbid if someone gets hurt or killed with those weapons, I hope they sue the shit out of this fool.

7/03/2017 09:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let’s not be too hasty. As the Bible tells us “let he who has never left his bureau vehicle loaded with guns late at night while the car is running cast the first stone.”

7/03/2017 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oops.

7/03/2017 09:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Better tell the Feds it is safer and cheaper to fill-up in suburbs.

7/03/2017 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Story here:

http://abc7chicago.com/news/source-fbi-agents-car-stolen-on-west-side/2176703/

7/03/2017 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous GLG said...

"Way to go Barney, You beat everything you know that!!"

Sheriff Andy Taylor

Mayberry NC

7/03/2017 09:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear FBI agent,

You are a fucking idiot! Three pistols and a rifle, and a couple of vests too. A jackpot. I'm sure there were some other toys in there too, maybe a few extra boxes of ammo and extra mags.

Yeah gosh it's really hard when you have to shut off the car then start it back up again.

I wonder, were you even carrying on your person or just had all the toys in the car?

It will be something when your weapons end up being linked to some shootings.

Failing to properly secure weapons AKA being a Fuckin' Big Idiot.

And I thought cops were dumb shits for leaving ONE gun in the car.

Great job!

7/03/2017 10:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Ygolonac said...

"the offender now has a Chevy Equinox, a M4, a Glock 17, a Glock 22, a Glock 27, 2 vests, full tank of gas..."

"...half a pack of cigarettes and Alonzo Mosely's sunglasses."

"HIT IT."

7/03/2017 10:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was it James Colmey ?

7/03/2017 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We should all be allowed to punch him in the stomach one time. Idiot. Ship his dumb ass to an office in small town USA for that one.

7/03/2017 10:05:00 AM  
Blogger BirdsnBlooms1 said...

FBI agent. SMFH!
Is he one of the agents who allegedly came here to stop crime?

It's bad enough, liberals are blaming police/authorities for the train, 'hauling weapons,' thefts. They believe it's done intentionally, and CPD is behind it. They claim, police want blacks dead.


7/03/2017 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So the Feds are sending us this kind if help? WTF?

7/03/2017 10:15:00 AM  
Blogger Tombstone courage said...

Momentarily unattended. The tenth floor of the Texas schoolbook depository building was momentarily unattended by the FBI on November 22, 1963.

7/03/2017 10:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can only assume that the "male" filled out the proper forms, had a valid FOID card, and will wait the mandatory 48 hour cooling off period before using these weapons in a drive by shooting.

And prior to any drive by, a properly registered and insured vehicle as well as a fully licensed driver is most definitely assured.

7/03/2017 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well, if the offender is black, no description is ever going to be told on any news agency.

shame on you SCC for even trying to reference that.

i can't wait to see when and where these guns will be used.

exciting times ahead...............

7/03/2017 10:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy shit what they would do if the guy was CPD. Unbelievable

7/03/2017 11:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is "Tha' Communerty," #blm, the aclu,
the media, Kim "Tha' Peoples & Folkses Revenge" Foxx,
Lori Lightfoot y Cia., the obama DOJ dregs
and the white-guilt liberal progressive
feel-gooders going to demand that the federal agent
involved give an immediate statement sans administrative
or legal advisement to a jumped-up community based
oversight person?

Will the involved agent be terminated, financially ruined
and virtually lynched on the smoldering ashes of his former
life and career?

Well... He DID swear an oathof office and seeing as how this
is Chicago, he KNEW upon taking his post here that he would
be held to certain "standards" and that his actions would
come with grievous consequences right?

Right?

You know... Don't take the good paying job
with sweet early retirement, golden healthcare
and a cush pension if you aren't prepared
to be punished should you step over the
intentionally blurry line.

Right?

>Sarcasm & Silliness<

7/03/2017 11:08:00 AM  
Blogger Retired Indiana Copper said...

Elwood: It's Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, FBI Car & Guns, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

7/03/2017 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would he gas up in da hood?!?!? I guess he'll be shipped out to Des Moines now. lol

7/03/2017 11:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chevy Equinox is equipped with OnStar, all they have to do is contact them, locate vehicle by GPS, and hopefully
If lucky, an offender can be placed into custody. If not vehicle can be disabled and recovered without personal items inside

7/03/2017 11:15:00 AM  
Blogger Curtis Stewart said...

Could i make a stab at the description:
A male in his late teens or early 20's wearing a hoodie. There was a early morning class for those turning their life's around near the alleged theft. When arrested the perpetrator's mother was quoted "He really good and has tried to turns his lifes around. But its hard on a young man when, shit the police leaves a car running? Whats he supposed to do?"

7/03/2017 11:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard the Feeb was about to draw his personal weapon when the offender drove off at him with his carload of weapons but then he recalled reading on the Blog that 'a vehicle is not a weapon' and acquiesced, instead waving at him as he drove by. Later, it was once again determined to be the 'Police Fault.' FBI = Faulty Blog Information

7/03/2017 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

glad the feds are here to help, help the ghetto with more guns that is

7/03/2017 11:38:00 AM  
Blogger timmyp34 said...

And he's wearing sunglasses.

7/03/2017 12:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol, I left CPD for a federal LEO position....I will tell you, there are a lot of dense guys who work at federal Leo agencies... trying seen a fed Leo put on cuffs, it's like the most fucked up this u will see--- it's like they are putting a bracelet on someone

7/03/2017 12:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stupid Rahmmie -Salammi should have hired back part time retired CPD for the summer months. Much cheaper cost to the Taxpayers, and they know what they are doing. Sorry Rahm, and Democrats, but you're Dumb-Fucks. Wasteful, greedy, lazy, and stupid.
Now you all look even dumber, because you need Trump's help to police your own fucked up City.

7/03/2017 12:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That could've been a bait car...

7/03/2017 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So the question is, "Is the M4 select fire?" If it is, we can add another 100 or 200 to the year end body count. The POS will be having fun with that. Pray no cops are on the receiving end.

7/03/2017 12:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This story gives "Un-fucking believable" new meaning!

7/03/2017 12:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lombard PD had a chase last night with a white Kia...maybe it was mistaken for for a Kia and was the Equinox? Happened at about 3AM this morning (July 3rd) - which could fit in with a 12AM stolen car downtown and hit the burbs for a few robberies timeline...unless of course the bloodtrail has already started in Chi, then the LPD chase was just 4 other great citizens. 4 black males and another car involved as well, 2 black males. Broadcastify has the archives.

7/03/2017 12:49:00 PM  
Blogger Mickey said...

It's one of the reasons that the FBI is also stands for "Failed Basic Investigations."

7/03/2017 12:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not sticking up for this guy but there are CPD notifications every week of Coppers
That had their guns taken of their cars/trunks. Must be nice to be perfect.

7/03/2017 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO, WTF, a real big big dummy.

7/03/2017 01:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Notice how they say "west side" to protect property values of the "West Loop".

7/03/2017 02:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm glad they are here to help the other side!!

7/03/2017 02:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is stripping Johnson going to strip his police powers and make him go to call back.

7/03/2017 02:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yup. These elite crime fighters are the best that law enforcement have to offer. Yet, these fucks stand in line hoping to lock us up if we look sideways at them. What a joke.

7/03/2017 02:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The chickenshit media refuses to " dirty up" the feds. Only local non-federalized law enforcement can be dirtied up begging for the nationalized or centralized control of all law enforcement by that deep state infrastructure in D.C.

Amateurs at best. What caliber of agents are actually protecting our nation? Hint to so called law enforcement types. Chicago is dangerous and full of petty thieves, car jackers, murderers and other criminal enterprising entrepreneurial associates who FBI homey James Comey may conclude that " they do not have evil intent and intent to obstruct justice".

Remember there will not be any investigation but rather a "matter". Unfortunately, CPD will be assigned to look into this matter. Hey feds, the top prosecutor in Cook County will only see this as a petty property crime so convene your federal task force type grand juries and put a the 100 plus count indictment for each bullet contained in the vehicle in your skillfully prepared affidavit.

And CPD members please consider the no chase vehicle pursuit policy, Investigative Stop Reporting constraints, illegal searches based on hunches, potentially incriminating recording with body cameras to catch those "dirty" cops and any other legal technical snafus that will hold you civilly liable and set the criminal free with a Cook County black robe finding of not guilty. All because some dumbass was too lazy to turn off the vehicle and lock the doors in one of the most violent cities in the world. Unreal. Your right SCC, now we will be dealing with another Fast and Furious matter of interrst.

7/03/2017 02:46:00 PM  
Anonymous GLG said...

Call "OnStar" they know where the car is!!

7/03/2017 02:57:00 PM  
Blogger SCC said...

Anonymous said...

Not sticking up for this guy but there are CPD notifications every week of Coppers
That had their guns taken of their cars/trunks. Must be nice to be perfect.

========

There's a difference between "Car broken into and gun stolen" and "Car left running for 'just a second' with four firearms and two bullet resistant vests inside it in a neighborhood known for car thefts."

Asshat

7/03/2017 03:11:00 PM  
Blogger Jack Trumpblood said...

President The Donald will bitch slap this agent, then put him on the Russian investigation. He will screw that up too n

7/03/2017 03:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All those guns the Feds GAVE to Mexican cartels, plenty dead from those, including Border Patrol agent and.... crickets
So don't go getting your hopes up. Besides, FBI is there to save you coppers, just like that documentary with Sean and Kevin. Now don't be hatin, causes wrinkles!

7/03/2017 03:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tell me how one leaves their car "unattended" and running with all that shit in it in that shit hood? Just don't understand the stupidity of some people. Nice move dumb-ass.

7/03/2017 03:32:00 PM  
Anonymous J. Effingham Bellweather said...

FBI = Famous But Incompetent.

7/03/2017 03:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I never leave my vehicle running when I exit.
Just a habit now, because I got locked out once.
Buying gas in shitville...folks with nothing to do but "stand around" should be the first clue to go elsewhere.


There's a warning sign not to pump gas with engine running.
Common sense.
And it can result in a Check Engine Light.
So was it pumping gas or getting a foot long spicy slim jim?
Agent Notso Bright.
That's a lot of utensils to be toting around for one guy.
Anyone know how many hours passed before the theft occurred and reported?

7/03/2017 03:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What I can tell you is as soon as the bad guy gets wind of this via the news those guns are as good as dumped in a sewer, river or buried in the ground in a vacant lot. Those guns are way too hot to even sell or brag about. Car will be burned possible with everything still in it.

7/03/2017 04:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Better tell the Feds it is safer and cheaper to fill-up in suburbs...They don't care, you're paying for it!!!

7/03/2017 04:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys really should stop hating on the Feebs because they are paid more and have tougher hiring standards. I worked on the JTTF for three years and believe me the FBI Special Agents I met were incredibly dedicated and hard working. I had a take home car, 25% overtime each year, incredible training in investigations, interviews, and street tactics and I got to do some incredible travel around the world. My Task Force Officer credentials opened up a lot of doors that I intend to call on when I retire in two years. Now I'm stuck on the watch in 008 with folks who are the polar opposite. If I were younger I would become a federal agent even if it wee an OIG.

7/03/2017 04:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BOHICA. Just another day in the Chiraqi hood. If it ain't tied down, steal it. Fucking thieves!

J.J.

7/03/2017 04:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, if this incident is true. Then any wrong doing that comes from this, can be ruled as Preventable. I expect to here that Agent will receive suspension time and wait to they connect your weapons with some crime. Oh, my Baby would of been alive had that FBI Agent .....fill in the blanks. Thanks

7/03/2017 04:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Must be nice to be perfect?

You get a gun stolen out of your locked car and you're a idiot and a jerk. You get 4 guns stolen, including an AR15, and 2 vests stolen and your car stolen, because you left it RUNNING AND UNATTENDED while PUMPING GAS, you're way beyond stupid and incompetent. You're actions there are completely reckless and negligent. You deserve to get fired.

7/03/2017 04:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And they didn't have "Lo-Jack" on it? Seriously? Did the Feds gut that 500$ car investment?


Ya. That would help. Lol. Lo jack is a good way to get your car back on accident six months from now.

7/03/2017 04:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Comet must have hired this agent.

7/03/2017 04:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This was not an accident. The FBI is running another secret special program to arm the shitbags so that they can kill each other.

7/03/2017 04:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey ssc I had a fed as a ride along, once he was was never the police before he became an agent , arrogant self centered and dumb when we responded a call of to shots fired and a gang fight and he saw 100 mutts mother f-cking the police , this agent was scared I said to my partner as we handled the scene , nothing like cpd nypd and lapd

7/03/2017 04:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leaving an unatttendad work vehicle with weapons in it is idiotic mistake leaving Yourgun in your car is just as stupid

7/03/2017 05:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The best of the best.... I bet his thesis in school referenced 'peace circles'

7/03/2017 05:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All F B I Agents need to be paired up with a Chicago police officer for 6 mo of training.
If we don't the Chicago sewer rats will eat the F B I alive.

7/03/2017 05:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

F'in hilarious! Spit my coffee moment this morning!

They need FBI stickers. That would have prevented this! Not!


Welcome to Chicago Mayor Rahm it up your's Emmanuel

7/03/2017 05:25:00 PM  
Anonymous GOTTA RUN! said...

When something this humiliating happens to a special agent, he must think as a learning experience: "What would J-Fled do?"

Meanwhile, he'll be reassigned to the Butte, Montana field office to prep as a resident agent in Buttfuck, Idaho.

7/03/2017 05:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's a difference between "Car broken into and gun stolen" and "Car left running for 'just a second' with four firearms and two bullet resistant vests inside it in a neighborhood known for car thefts."

Asshat

7/03/2017 03:11:00 PM
Yes, I have told my family members try not to go to any gas station after dark, never leave your engine running and never leave your purse visible. I have stored a weapon in my car when at the golf course or a family event for a short time. I would never do it overnight parked on a public way. I have heard that some thugs target parked cars with police stickers visible.It is a shame that now there is an automatic weapon on the street with untold rounds of ammo

7/03/2017 05:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's one of the reasons that the FBI is also stands for "Failed Basic Investigations."

7/03/2017 12:56:00 PM

I worked for a few years with FBI agents. I found most of them to be competent, however, the best ones were former city cops.

7/03/2017 05:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FBI forever bothering innocents?

7/03/2017 06:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This should be an automatic dismissal.

7/03/2017 07:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Filling the tank with the engine on? Doesn't he know how to read? Every gas station has signs telling you to shut off your engine before pumping gas. I guess he was too busy smoking his cigarette to notice.

7/03/2017 07:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love the Midnight Run refs - most quotable script in Hollywood history and more hilarious supporting characters than any movie I've ever seen. Back when Bobby D was still halfway sane. Wtf happened to that dude?

And how many conference call hook-ups could that, "Is this moron #1? Put moron #2 on the phone" apply to communications between anyone w/ common sense & Chicago's mayor & top cop braintrust?

7/03/2017 07:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FBI = Famous But Incompetent

7/03/2017 07:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need Chuck Goudie to investigate. LMAO!

7/03/2017 08:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure the FBI guy isn't happy :(

Chicago is no joke!! I'm sure he understands that now. It's so hot right now it will eat you up and spit you out! You isn't in Kansas anymore! You got to be strapen or get too packen.

7/03/2017 08:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wonder if he's gonna be stripped and send to FBI call back?

7/03/2017 08:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry boys and girls.
You got it wrong.
Two vests, and a total of four guns.
This sounds like the scene in Goodfellas where the guy gets out of his truck, walks into the diner, and then says "hey, they just stole my truck".

How convenient.

And my partner just told me 4 handguns, and one M4 rifle.

It's all legit

7/03/2017 09:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW, how convenient, several no-shows Republican's for the reforms today. Reminds me off how our Alderman purposely were no show for..say a 5 million dollar pay out to Laquan's family. Politics as usual.

7/03/2017 09:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this part of that help from the feds?

7/03/2017 09:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7/03/2017 04:10:00 PM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
You guys really should stop hating on the Feebs because they are paid more and have tougher hiring standards. I worked on the JTTF for three years and believe me the FBI Special Agents I met were incredibly dedicated and hard working. I had a take home car, 25% overtime each year, incredible training in investigations, interviews, and street tactics and I got to do some incredible travel around the world. My Task Force Officer credentials opened up a lot of doors that I intend to call on when I retire in two years. Now I'm stuck on the watch in 008 with folks who are the polar opposite. If I were younger I would become a federal agent even if it wee an OIG.

7/03/2017 04:13:00 PM

You were a TFO and "doing all that" and now your on the watch in 008? Sounds like you must have screwed up somewhere. When we come back from a TFO assignment we are either in a specialized or investigative unit or promoted. What happened to you?

7/03/2017 09:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lack of common sense.Park your vehicle, turn off the ignititon, take your cell and anything valuable. You don't have to be super-street savvy- just avoid doing the blatant stupid shit and you'll be ahead of all the events that could transpire !

7/03/2017 09:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The nerve of these people -- $tealing an FBI truck...what's next?

7/03/2017 09:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put a GPS tracker in the vest. Presto, you got em! Start baiting these thieves.

7/03/2017 09:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Leaving an unatttendad work vehicle with weapons in it is idiotic mistake leaving Yourgun in your car is just as stupid

Wasn't he wearing one of his weapons and if so, why not take some action

7/03/2017 10:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The problem with a lot of federal law enforcement agencies is they are now hiring straight from college. Little to no life experience. In addition, society is becoming a lot rougher then it was a few years back and the people the feds are hiring that are a lot politer (softer?) then they were years ago. That's why problems like this come up and why they will get worse in the years ahead. Also if you want to really laugh, see if you can get a hold of one the FBI's disciplinary summaries (They are emailed out to all FBI Agents.). They come out a couple of times a year. It is a redacted version of violations FBI Special Agents have committed and the punishment handed out. As a friend of mine said, "You can't make this dodo up!" Also check out "brick agent underground", not as good as SSC but interesting none the less.

7/03/2017 10:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have good news and bad news guys.

Good news- We've been assigned to special task force in Chicago to get guns of the street.

Bad news- We're negative 4 on the guns.

7/03/2017 10:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Such great taste. 3 guns from Austria.
Do you really think the FBI sent the best &
brightest as the majority of this expeditionary
team? Walking the razor: dressed as a civilian,
no sidearm, no vest. He probably drew the short
straw to gas up and come back with pizza.
When the replacement rolls in, it will have better
agents. Who knows what a treasure trove they found
inside. I'd send this kid back home on a Greyhound.
He thought he was bigger than Chicago, but Chicago
was bigger than FBI merit boy.

7/03/2017 10:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fed cars don't have Onstar; they order without or delete it as it was discovered the a Saudi company owns Onstar. I know this because I had a rental assigned to me while on a FBI task force and had to take it back because it had Onstar... per FBI policy it couldn't be parked in the Fed garage or used for surveillance if equipped with Onstar. But that was a few years ago when The FB1 was actually doing surveillance! Now they are just giving guns, vests and cars to the mutts, go figure.

7/03/2017 10:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A lot of the FBI guys end up jumping over to the wonderful justice department. Yes, the same federal agency that came to Chicago, did a quick 6 month investigation of our department and gave us such scathing reviews. That agency is stacked with bean counters like this guy. I agree, everyone makes mistakes. But I mean come on! If I went to another city and was getting gas in a ruff neighborhood, I certainly would leave my car running with 4 guns and my vest inside, while I pumped my gas. And I'm betting not to many of us would. Just common sense/street smarts. Something that most federal agents sorely lack. But they sure can point their fingers at our department and tell us what we are doing wrong.

7/03/2017 11:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

All F B I Agents need to be paired up with a Chicago police officer for 6 mo of training.
If we don't the Chicago sewer rats will eat the F B I alive.

7/03/2017 05:23:00 PM

SHEEEEEIT!

Bite your tongue man!

They're big boys with federal toys.
Let them figure Chicago out for themselves.

Why does a Policeman have to be aggravated
with squiring these smarter-than-thou
accountants with guns around?

And if you end up in some use of lethal force
shit with a fed, your big, dumb CPD butt will
be left out for the wolves while the feebs are
safe and warm inside their protective bubble.

Police Like You Have No Friends.

Protect yourself first.
Protect yourself only.

7/03/2017 11:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fire that dumb ass, incompetence runs rampant around you guys.

7/03/2017 11:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



From a previous post by an apparent Fed-wanna-be:

"You guys really should stop hating on the Feebs because they are paid more and have tougher hiring standards. I worked on the JTTF for three years and believe me...."

***

Being paid more and tougher hiring standards has absolutely NOTHING to do with the unpopularity of your so-called Feebs...

7/04/2017 12:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Pat Schemer said...

Anonymous said...
What I can tell you is as soon as the bad guy gets wind of this via the news those guns are as good as dumped in a sewer, river or buried in the ground in a vacant lot. Those guns are way too hot to even sell or brag about. Car will be burned possible with everything still in it.

7/03/2017 04:08:00 PM


Shut up dumb ass....

7/04/2017 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Love the Midnight Run refs - most quotable script in Hollywood history and more hilarious supporting characters than any movie I've ever seen. Back when Bobby D was still halfway sane. Wtf happened to that dude?

And how many conference call hook-ups could that, "Is this moron #1? Put moron #2 on the phone" apply to communications between anyone w/ common sense & Chicago's mayor & top cop braintrust?

7/03/2017 07:27:00 PM

Sidney relax. Have a cream soda. Everything will be over in a few minutes.

7/04/2017 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Feds don't care about price of gas
Taxpayers money
Car running , unattended, with guns and ammo
What could possibly go wrong on the west side
Was it an Amish , Asian Kid
Caucasian , Mexican
Or another normal day of crime

7/04/2017 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like the FBI guy hasn't figured out that there aren't any good neighborhoods anywhere in Chiraq. NEVER. EVER. Leave the keys in anything, unlocked, running, and unattended even for a "second" - fucking opportunistic Amish kids are all over the damn place looking to score...

7/04/2017 02:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You guys really should stop hating on the Feebs because they are paid more and have tougher hiring standards. I worked on the JTTF for three years and believe me the FBI Special Agents I met were incredibly dedicated and hard working. I had a take home car, 25% overtime each year, incredible training in investigations, interviews, and street tactics and I got to do some incredible travel around the world. My Task Force Officer credentials opened up a lot of doors that I intend to call on when I retire in two years. Now I'm stuck on the watch in 008 with folks who are the polar opposite. If I were younger I would become a federal agent even if it wee an OIG"
--man the things you could teach us! dork

7/04/2017 02:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Selective fire, 14.5" M4 - reminds me of the time a federal agent wanted to show me his agency owned Glock 18 - popped the trunk, opened the case and 'Oooops! I thought it was in there'

7/04/2017 06:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

city,,,suburbs...Anywhere....getting gas - keys in your pocket, engine off, doors locked, wallet and cell phone on your person....purse or bag NOT on the seat. This ain't rocket science.

7/04/2017 07:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stolen sub found,with weapons!!!

7/04/2017 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Why would he gas up in da hood?!?!? I guess he'll be shipped out to Des Moines now. lol

7/03/2017 11:14:00 AM
Jackson and Morgan is really not da "hood". Shows it can happen anywhere.

7/04/2017 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Make that 19 FEDS sent to help out in Chirac.

LOL

7/04/2017 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why did I leave the JTTF? Well an M2 with clout came in and got my spot despite the fact that he was not bilingual and did not have any enhanced skills. I am not only English/Spanish bilingual but I also speak Portugese so go figure. I came into the JTTF from a watch after working my tail off so when I got dumped I could not go the D Unit and my juice retired a year ago. Anyway no crying here I'm applying to become an intelligence analyst with the FBI since I have 18 months to retire and I already have a TS clearance with polygraph.

I'd advise anyone to do what you have to do to become aTFO with the FBI, DEA, or DHS/HSI. ATF has some solid workers as well but too many cases focused on hood rats. If you are with ATF don't expect to do any global travel, just travel to where the hood rats go. But as a TFO with any federal agency you will have incredible experiences that you will never forget and you will have the opportunity to engage in quality law enforcement work. With the JTTF I traveled to Brazil, Colombia, Angola, Thailand, and London while working cases. I received an official USG passport and an awesome set of TFO credentials that are now encased in plastic and right above my headboard.

Another plus is that the Federal agencies don't have merit promotions or hiring and all the racial tensions we have in CPD. When I was on the JTTF we were all treated as professionals and my M1 sergeant was a prince to work for and held in high esteem by the FBI ASAC. They didn't tolerate bad language, sloppy reports, sexism, racism of any kind including reverse racism or homophobia. So if you want to become a super cop go JTTF!

7/04/2017 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any questions?

7/04/2017 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"All F B I Agents need to be paired up with a Chicago police officer for 6 mo of training.
If we don't the Chicago sewer rats will eat the F B I alive."

I spent years trying to train them. Hopeless.

7/04/2017 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...
This should be an automatic dismissal.
7/03/2017 07:10:00 PM

Or a transfer out west. Way out west. The usual feeb two step.

7/04/2017 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never ever trust a fed

7/04/2017 09:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

get GPS for FBI PDQ!

7/04/2017 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

either in a specialized or investigative unit or promoted. What happened to you?



promoted???? why would someone EXPECT to be promoted after spending time on a task force? talk about ENTITLEMENT. Holy fuck. GFY!

7/04/2017 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


"Update to our elite federal agent:

thanks to a dumb-ass FBI agent, the offender now has a Chevy Equinox, a M4, a Glock 17, a Glock 22, a Glock 27, 2 vests, full tank of gas..."


Anonymous Anonymous said...
"You guys really should stop hating on the Feebs because they are paid more and have tougher hiring standards. I worked on the JTTF for three years and believe me the FBI Special Agents I met were incredibly dedicated and hard working. I had a take home car, 25% overtime each year, incredible training in investigations, interviews, and street tactics and I got to do some incredible travel around the world. My Task Force Officer credentials opened up a lot of doors that I intend to call on when I retire in two years. Now I'm stuck on the watch in 008 with folks who are the polar opposite. If I were younger I would become a federal agent even if it wee an OIG"

7/04/2017 02:14:00 AM

GFY-What happened? Lose your clout?

You sure are the greatest.

7/04/2017 10:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I cannot believe the stupidity of that FBI agent! I live in an affluent, mostly white suburb and when I'm at the gas station - even standing pumping gas - the car is off, the keys are in my pocket and the doors are locked. People have been known to steal stuff out of cars while the driver is distracted pumping gas. That FBI agent might as well have put a neon sign on the car that said, "Steal me!" Hope the car has GPS so they can track it down right away. I suspect those guns are gone, gone, gone.

7/03/2017 08:41:00 AM

Are you finally catching on to the whole "Federal Agents are the Greatest" schtick yet?

7/04/2017 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
All F B I Agents need to be paired up with a Chicago police officer for 6 mo of training.
If we don't the Chicago sewer rats will eat the F B I alive.

7/03/2017 05:23:00 PM

Why help them? They sure as shit won't help you.

7/04/2017 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh great! What other confidential intel was in the van?
_______________

Numerous pairs of freshly ironed tan kakais

7/04/2017 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not that you guys care about anyting that happens south of I 80 but the FBI did solve the kidnapping of the U of I student. They have audio of him talking about kidnapping and killing her.................

7/04/2017 11:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

32 year old FBI agent loses car, weapons, and vest. This millennial generation has no common sense. This guy would probably go jogging at 5 am on the West side too.

7/04/2017 11:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FBI Boss to agent:

Swing by the North Face Store, you've been reassigned to the Nome, Alaska office.

7/04/2017 12:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talked to a fire chief who said everyone is missing a major fuck-up by the smarter then all of us federal agent. He's pumping gas with a vehicle running. The Chief told me the converter thingie is so hot it can ignite gasoline fumes. So here we are, the FBI leading all of us by example. But just remember, like some moron on the blog stated, they are dedicated, therefore, they must be also smarter then God. It would have been great; when the shithead jumped into the FBI vehicle and at the same time the gasoline fumes ignited and caused an explosion. I wonder how they would have covered-up that one????????????

7/04/2017 01:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is hardly anyone left to rob on the west and south sides so, they are now downtown. He left his car running because there was no one in sight. I think they are invisible or hiding behind a light pole. As soon as he walked away, they went into action.

7/04/2017 05:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are we absolutely certain that this wasn't another one of Holder's wet dreams, an ill-conceived companion scheme to give some of Chiraq's gang-banger thugs some more 'free' weapons- which would also be federally tax exempt from Rahm-hole's bullet tax? And were there any "GUN FREE ZONE" signs in place where the alleged theft occurred? Perhaps the good Chicago citizen was merely assisting in keeping his own neighborhood safe, by absconding with the offensive and disallowed weaponry, on behalf of Mayor Rahmhole.

7/04/2017 06:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
All F B I Agents need to be paired up with a Chicago police officer for 6 mo of training.
If we don't the Chicago sewer rats will eat the F B I alive.

7/03/2017 05:23:00 PM


I seem to remember we had to give the Feds a lessons in policing in the past.

Eliot Ness

7/04/2017 06:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talked to a fire chief who said everyone is missing a major fuck-up by the smarter then all of us federal agent. He's pumping gas with a vehicle running. The Chief told me the converter thingie is so hot it can ignite gasoline fumes. So here we are, the FBI leading all of us by example. But just remember, like some moron on the blog stated, they are dedicated, therefore, they must be also smarter then God. It would have been great; when the shithead jumped into the FBI vehicle and at the same time the gasoline fumes ignited and caused an explosion. I wonder how they would have covered-up that one????????????

7/04/2017 01:30:00 PM

Trust me, you sound smarter when you don't talk.

7/04/2017 07:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why did I leave the JTTF? Well an M2 with clout came in and got my spot despite the fact that he was not bilingual and did not have any enhanced skills. I am not only English/Spanish bilingual but I also speak Portugese so go figure. I came into the JTTF from a watch after working my tail off so when I got dumped I could not go the D Unit and my juice retired a year ago. Anyway no crying here I'm applying to become an intelligence analyst with the FBI since I have 18 months to retire and I already have a TS clearance with polygraph.

I'd advise anyone to do what you have to do to become aTFO with the FBI, DEA, or DHS/HSI. ATF has some solid workers as well but too many cases focused on hood rats. If you are with ATF don't expect to do any global travel, just travel to where the hood rats go. But as a TFO with any federal agency you will have incredible experiences that you will never forget and you will have the opportunity to engage in quality law enforcement work. With the JTTF I traveled to Brazil, Colombia, Angola, Thailand, and London while working cases. I received an official USG passport and an awesome set of TFO credentials that are now encased in plastic and right above my headboard.

Another plus is that the Federal agencies don't have merit promotions or hiring and all the racial tensions we have in CPD. When I was on the JTTF we were all treated as professionals and my M1 sergeant was a prince to work for and held in high esteem by the FBI ASAC. They didn't tolerate bad language, sloppy reports, sexism, racism of any kind including reverse racism or homophobia. So if you want to become a super cop go JTTF!

7/04/2017 08:48:00 AM

Bilingual???? That's a qualification!!!!
Only in Chicago would some entitled fuck think that speaking Spanish(possibly the most spoken language in Chicago) entitles you to a spot on a task force.
Reverse racism is something only fucking morons say.
If you are retiring, you are too old to become and an analyst.
Pretty sure you are troll, but there are some delusional coppers out there so............................

7/04/2017 07:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Looks like that wann-be Fed is back....🖕

".... I received an official USG passport and an awesome set of TFO credentials that are now encased in plastic and right above my headboard...."

*****

Task Force creds encased and above your headboard...?
You're sound pretty fucked up. Or a troll...
Reminds me of a "Department of Defense" idiot that told us he was FBI.

7/04/2017 08:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7/04/2017 09:49:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
either in a specialized or investigative unit or promoted. What happened to you?



promoted???? why would someone EXPECT to be promoted after spending time on a task force? talk about ENTITLEMENT. Holy fuck. GFY!


7/04/2017 09:53:00 AM

Because when some TFO's are still assigned to the G, they may have their rank order come up on a promotional list. When that occurs, they come back to the CPD and take the promotion. I guess you are the kind of cop who needs everything explained to them.

7/04/2017 09:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Why did I leave the JTTF? Well an M2 with clout came in and got my spot despite the fact that he was not bilingual and did not have any enhanced skills. I am not only English/Spanish bilingual but I also speak Portugese so go figure. I came into the JTTF from a watch after working my tail off so when I got dumped I could not go the D Unit and my juice retired a year ago. Anyway no crying here I'm applying to become an intelligence analyst with the FBI since I have 18 months to retire and I already have a TS clearance with polygraph.

*****

You sound amazing. I could listen to you talk about yourself all day. Please post more. Seriously, no one gives a fuck about you being a TFO,losing your spot, your juice or your amazing credentials above your headboard. It's a job, sweetheart.

7/05/2017 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard this guy had flashbangs in the trunk as well. No mention on the news of that one.

7/05/2017 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Talked to a fire chief who said everyone is missing a major fuck-up by the smarter then all of us federal agent. He's pumping gas with a vehicle running. The Chief told me the converter thingie is so hot it can ignite gasoline fumes. So here we are, the FBI leading all of us by example. But just remember, like some moron on the blog stated, they are dedicated, therefore, they must be also smarter then God. It would have been great; when the shithead jumped into the FBI vehicle and at the same time the gasoline fumes ignited and caused an explosion. I wonder how they would have covered-up that one????????????

7/04/2017 01:30:00 PM

The fire dude is right, I had three fires and explosions because some nut pumped gas with the vehicle running. Gasoline vapors are heavier then air and the vapors are what can cause a fire at the pump. These new FBI agents as a real stupid.

7/05/2017 01:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"city,,,suburbs...Anywhere....getting gas - keys in your pocket, engine off, doors locked, wallet and cell phone on your person....purse or bag NOT on the seat. "

*Sigh*

We have lost so much in this country if people go through life believing this.

Meanwhile in the parts of America without a population of third worlders we don't have third world problems. There's 5 gun stores within 15 mile radius of me (along with 1 post office, 2 general stores, and 2 feed stores), we have no-permit-needed open or concealed carry and we manage to have a peaceful community. I think there's only 2 towns within 30 miles that even have a police department. I leave my car running when I go into the store or the bank (in which the tellers do not stand behind bullet proof glass), the keys to my 4 wheeler in the yard stay in the ignition, and the doors to my house are unlocked, my neighbor leaves his door wide open in the nicer weather.

If a martial law scale police force is required to maintain even the thin veneer of civilization, the battle has already been lost and you're shoveling shit against the tide. You men should leave with your lives, families, health, and sanity and let the animals in the cities devour each other and then turn to eat those that have been feeding them all these years. They don't want you and they certainly don't deserve you.

Look at the way these cretins behave today, that's with full bellies, free housing, free medicine, free sail foams, free school, free utilities, and free walking around money. How do you think they'll act day 3 after the magical free money cards quit working, the tap ceases to deliver cool fresh water, and their pantry is bare? Escape now if you value your life because there will be no escape then. Your department doesn't have enough bullets for what's coming.

7/05/2017 06:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Talked to a fire chief who said everyone is missing a major fuck-up by the smarter then all of us federal agent. He's pumping gas with a vehicle running. The Chief told me the converter thingie is so hot it can ignite gasoline fumes. So here we are, the FBI leading all of us by example. But just remember, like some moron on the blog stated, they are dedicated, therefore, they must be also smarter then God. It would have been great; when the shithead jumped into the FBI vehicle and at the same time the gasoline fumes ignited and caused an explosion. I wonder how they would have covered-up that one????????????

7/04/2017 01:30:00 PM

Trust me, you sound smarter when you don't talk.

7/04/2017 07:12:00 PM

--

so how long does it take for the catalytic converter to cool down after you turn of the ignition?

7/05/2017 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Why did I leave the JTTF? Well an M2 with clout came in and got my spot despite the fact that he was not bilingual and did not have any enhanced skills. I am not only English/Spanish bilingual but I also speak Portugese so go figure. I came into the JTTF from a watch after working my tail off so when I got dumped I could not go the D Unit and my juice retired a year ago. Anyway no crying here I'm applying to become an intelligence analyst with the FBI since I have 18 months to retire and I already have a TS clearance with polygraph.
---
You're not alone. F/2 sergeant also dumped after a short time there. It happens.

7/05/2017 01:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The contributors to the blog never fail. I think it's hilarious when SCC posts a important story or topic and the comments start drifting away from it.
An FBI agents vehicle is stolen with a small arsenal and people are talking about pumping gas with the engine running. Never heard anyone speak up at the pumps when coppers are refueling. Once in a blue moon I see a cop writing an ANOV to asshole smoking at a gas station even though every gas station on the west and south side is like a smoking lounge. Sometimes it's a very fruitful stop. Just remember some gas stations have high quality cameras.

7/05/2017 04:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I give a flying f-ck that you got dumped you sound like the cry babies who got dumbed from the mayors detail, you need clout to get to the JTTF nothing short and your rotten 19th ward retired , so if you are military man like I was (airforce Iraq) take it like a man and nip it in the bud.

7/05/2017 04:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talked to a fire chief who said everyone is missing a major fuck-up by the smarter then all of us federal agent. He's pumping gas with a vehicle running. The Chief told me the converter thingie is so hot it can ignite gasoline fumes. So here we are, the FBI leading all of us by example. But just remember, like some moron on the blog stated, they are dedicated, therefore, they must be also smarter then God. It would have been great; when the shithead jumped into the FBI vehicle and at the same time the gasoline fumes ignited and caused an explosion. I wonder how they would have covered-up that one????????????

You and the chief appear to not know what you are talking about. True the converter is hot and can cause a fire is spilled on it, but did you ever think that the converter does not cool off in the few minutes it takes to pump gas. Try to open you overheated radiator right after you turn off your engine and you will end up in the burn unit at Stroger or try changing a apart plug right after turning your ignition off, you will no longer have fingerprints. Converters stay hot for a long period of time when the engine is shut off

7/05/2017 11:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Talked to a fire chief who said everyone is missing a major fuck-up by the smarter then all of us federal agent. He's pumping gas with a vehicle running. The Chief told me the converter thingie is so hot it can ignite gasoline fumes. So here we are, the FBI leading all of us by example. But just remember, like some moron on the blog stated, they are dedicated, therefore, they must be also smarter then God. It would have been great; when the shithead jumped into the FBI vehicle and at the same time the gasoline fumes ignited and caused an explosion. I wonder how they would have covered-up that one????????????


There are two major fuck ups in this story. First the chief and I'll give you a guess who the second one is

7/05/2017 11:23:00 PM  

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