Sunday, November 05, 2017

Nice Mag Mile Rahm

  • Three people smashed display cases with mallets before fleeing with several wristwatches Friday morning on Michigan Avenue, Chicago police said.

    About 11:45 a.m., three young men or boys, smashed a window at a watch store in the 800 block of North Michigan Avenue, said police.

    The trio made off with "numerous" wristwatches and fled the scene.

    Police released images and descriptions of the suspects late Friday afternoon.

    They are black and between the ages of 17 and 25. The three range from 5 feet 10 inches to 6 feet tall, and weigh between 160 to 165 pounds.
Wow, the Tribune printed an actual description of the offenders? How did that happen? Who was asleep at the switch? Or did the North Michigan Avenue Merchants' Association finally decide that they pay way too much in taxes to have their businesses ransacked by roving bands of jagoffs that Rahm and Kimmy refuse to take any sort of stand against?

Amusingly, while the Tribune broke with precedent by actually describing the offenders, they now declined to identify the victim store for some reason. Would shoppers feel less safe knowing that this store didn't have armed security on site and they are essentially trusting their well being to thugs armed with hammers? Just FYI, it was the Omega Store from what we heard.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

So can we start leaving race off the descriptions on case reports like the media typically does?

11/05/2017 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tourneau

11/05/2017 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have an omega watch--- and so does asshole. Nice one Rhamđź‘Ťđź‘Ťđź‘Ťđź‘Ť. Hey Rham, I heard only you can remove the offender race description of anykind of Cpd paperwork. Living in our liberal society, I do not like see an offenders race on paperwork, and I get sick to my stomach when I have to fill out their race. The strangest thing I have only been stricken with this problem following the trumps entry into the whitehouse. I am just being a democratic blue liberal

11/05/2017 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How else are these college bound kids going to know what time it is to get to class?

11/05/2017 12:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rahm, Toni, Dart, Lil’ Kim, idiot judges...it’s all on you people.

11/05/2017 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Thurston Howell III said...

Egads! I used to wear Omega watches a long time ago!!

Luckily, I have moved up to Cartier and Patek Phillipe. I guess Omega must be a brand that the "Amish ruffians" as you call them, must like?

They probably don't even know what a Patek Phillipe is?

I'm sure they don't read the Robb Report. (Or, anything for that matter.)

If I drive downtown, I must wear the fake Rolex I bought in the open air markets when I was in Asia. They do make pretty good fakes out there I must say. I wore mine at the country club and all the boys thought I spent thousands. Some of those "new money" rubes who came into their money on tech stocks.

They think they are "the cat's meow" parking their mid-sized Mercedes close to the clubhouse, but cringe when they see us Rolls drivers parking in our own prestige corner.

They are the Louis Winthorpe's to our Duke Brothers' Rolls Limos. (if you ever watched Trading Places? God, I can really relate to the Duke Brothers!)

Well, one thing you can count on, I won't be driving downtown anytime soon. I'm not going to be driving up and saying, "Whiskey!! ALL you want!" to any of your Amish youth.













11/05/2017 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Daring daylight smash and grab. Perhaps a steal-to-
order job. Guess Omegas are HITH: Hot In The Hood.
Hood rat, hood rat, can you please tell me what time it
is? So the thieves used "mallets," as if they had some
sort of trade: body work, sculpture, carpentry?
No doubt the lads were members of the United States
Croquet Association.

11/05/2017 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do not understand this story. You really mean to tell me that three punks with a mallet, downtown during the day can smash a window from a store and steal expensive items and just leave? When I walk into any store to shop, I get followed around like I am a potential thieft and I am in my proper work attire.

11/05/2017 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Effingham J. Bellwether said...

From crime in Wrigleyville blog:
A group of offenders walked into Tourneau on the mall’s third floor, smashed the glass display case with mallets, and ran away with valuable watches at 11:40 a.m. on Friday.

11/05/2017 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Omega: the poor man's iPhone X.
No waiting. No pesky data charges.

11/05/2017 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Probably the same kids who stopped in last week
and asked to see timepieces. When asked "analog
or digital?", one kid just said "yes."

11/05/2017 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd like to capture these savages and hang their
shrunken heads in a New Orleans voodoo shop
window........The Shadow, 1941

11/05/2017 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All 3 will get booked on Oprah or Ellen
and will be presented new Tag Huers,
after the tales of police brutality.

11/05/2017 01:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

part of the new STEM cirriculum

11/05/2017 01:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ald Beal 9th Ward needs to bring a gate from the Ohio Street underpass over to Water Tower Pl maybe that will kill the crime. “Come on man” give the rich white folks a break. HA, HA, HA.

11/05/2017 01:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No Video?

11/05/2017 01:01:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

Just imagine the impressions these lads will make at their respective job interviews when prospective employers take notice of the high-end timepieces adorning their wrists.

A good watch exudes punctuality and reliability. Not to mention it's synonymous with class and sophistication.

I can hear it now... "Pfizer Pharmaceuticals can use a man like D'Quarius 'DQ' Smith. Your starting salary will be $350,000.00 in addition to profit sharing, dollar-for-dollar 401K contribution matching and company stock options at 75% market value. Of course, health insurance including full dental and vision is included. Welcome to the Pfizer Family, D!"

NOT.

11/05/2017 02:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And what about the midnite Michigan ave. detail officers, SCC? Were they asleep at the wheel?

11/05/2017 02:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will rahmie's city be getting Amazon?

11/05/2017 03:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Frank Rizzo said...

I heard this story on 720AM. "Thieves with hammers" was the only description. So now, when I shop down there, I'm on the lookout for that.

11/05/2017 05:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shoppers shouldn't feel safe shopping anywhere there are roving bands of "jagoffs" but the dangers are extra high in a city that protects it's criminals and illegal aliens.

Any city where "the Police are the problem" is a political party slogan, and local residents avoid shopping there, well, facts speak for themselves.

J.J.

11/05/2017 05:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Obama had sons, they would look like those boys.

11/05/2017 06:03:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

It's amazing how the rules change when the privileged people are affected.

Who needs an expensive wristwatch anyway? I have a "Rilex" that I bought in Beatrice's from "Wrists" Worthingon. Runs great.

11/05/2017 06:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All is Well. Remain calm.

11/05/2017 06:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG they wrote “they are black”. Racists!!!

11/05/2017 07:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just nine more times and they can be arrested for shoplifting. Guess they put on quite the show for the tourists. They'll tell their friends and families what a great time in the Windy City. I'll bet that all have booked future reservations. Not!

11/05/2017 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the store just had one of those anti-hammer posters at the entrance, this could have been avoided.

11/05/2017 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm, nobody noticed three “teens” walking down Michigan Ave. with MALLETS? You can’t exactly hide those in your pocket.

And a smash and grab at the Omega store in the middle of the day? Sounds like a gang initiation.

11/05/2017 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seems to be a problem in the African/American community is regards to this mayhem. Where are their community leaders on this? Why don't "they" ever say anything about this?

11/05/2017 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard a working guy was jumped on redline platform. His I-Phone and backpack stolen has serious eye injury. Did anybody hear anything and are detectives doing anything. If true is there a video? Or is this just a rumor.

11/05/2017 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They probably don't even know what a Patek Phillipe is?

I think he lives on the West side.....

11/05/2017 08:32:00 AM  
Blogger SCC said...

Anonymous said...

And what about the midnite Michigan ave. detail officers, SCC? Were they asleep at the wheel?

==========

Probably at home asleep since it happened at 1145 in the morning Asshat.

Do you even read?

11/05/2017 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So.......................... you have 100k plus worth of watches in your store and you do not have shatter proof windows? esp since you know the savages are on the loose in downtown.

Betcha the tourists thought it was interesting................... and deciding to go else where for their entertainment.................................

11/05/2017 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Back in the day when I was a young copper up in SOG North we used to be assigned for the xmas holidays to the midnight Michigan Ave window detail. P lainclthes and unmarked cars. No crime, why because the crap now allowed to do what they want was not allowed. The shop owners had clout, they still do but are afraid to use it. Society refuses to let the police do their job, so you have thugs running around and a spineless Mayor worrying a out the minority vote.

11/05/2017 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Need some high end SECURITY to stop the so called shoppers in their tracks.

11/05/2017 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You've got a business you didn't build that. where's my hammer.
president obumbles.

11/05/2017 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Louis Winthorpe III: Fifty bucks? No, no, no. This is a Rouchefoucauld. The thinnest water-resistant watch in the world. Singularly unique, sculptured in design, hand-crafted in Switzerland, and water resistant to three atmospheres. This is *the* sports watch of the '80s. Six thousand, nine hundred and fifty five dollars retail!
Pawnbroker: You got a receipt?
Louis Winthorpe III: Look, it tells time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome, and Gstaad.
Pawnbroker: In Philadelphia, it's worth 50 bucks.
Louis Winthorpe III: Just give me the money.

11/05/2017 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The democaRAT liberal got just what they wanted on the mag mile chaos. Protect yourself and partner, write the report, move on to the next job and let it burn. Move to a conservative state.

11/05/2017 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's just amazing to me that these punks have not run into an off duty PO, a Concealed to Carry, retired PO or a PO working. I'm not taking about the smash and grab shit being reported, but the stick-ups their doing all over the City and Burbs. Funny, but Orland, Tinley, and most of the western Burbs are more dangerous then Ford City.

11/05/2017 10:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good to know I need to bring my own first aid kit to Chicago when I visit

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-met-stop-bleeding-training-20171018-story.html#nt=oft02a-1la1

Maybe on 57 the IDOT message board can remind me to take a first aid kit with me when I visit the loop.

11/05/2017 10:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, so my lovely wife is watching some stupid
Rerun of CSI or one of those make-believe feel good
liberal cop shows, the one that goes “dong” after every
commercial...so this hot mess blonde comes strolling in
And says “the perp used a 45MM handgun”.

So I LOL Then I started to think, just how fucking
stupid are the average people who watch this shit?

The fucking God Awesome warthog drops out of
The sky like a rock with a sustained fire of over 5 seconds using
30MM. I mean Really?

11/05/2017 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) This is a great headline 2 real leaders meeting:
Trump, Putin to meet and discuss North Korea

http://www.cnn.com/2017/11/05/politics/president-donald-trump-vladimir-putin-meeting/index.html

Could you imagine a guy like barry or ballerina even coming close to these 2 real leaders? they don't pander, don't give in and that is why President Trump is "making America great again" look at unemployment going down, many companies coming here, tax cuts soon, and carrying the big stick with the military the Eagle is back and will never be backing down again! As barry gave hundreds of billions buying off terrorist nations (iran) Trump gives nothing thank God we have him,on to 2020 Trump again we will be a superpower again and a force to be reckoned with economically!

Notice how in almost every speech if not all President Trump thanks law enforcement? Quite a change from barry and our democrats here who pander and throw taxpayers money away,and they coddle the scum criminals! Tommy "pizza man" Toni "gets me some sugar" rahm "wheres that dress again time to dance" and the 50 "dude wheres my car!"

11/05/2017 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mallet boys not to be confused with the twerp murder mayor's Ballet boys...

11/05/2017 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if only the community members knew how poor manpower in 018 is. Mega taxpayers get shit police protection because of violence in other districts. Crime in 018 is spiking upwards in all categories and getting more brazen by the week.
groups of opportunists travel through 018 on a daily basis, becoming more brazen with every passing hour. If you are a resident of 018 and read this blog, start complaining to your alderman for more officers in 018. Dont stop until you see change. 018 had to borrow officers and cars from several other districts just to cover a potential threat after the NY attack. i wonder what the officer/resident ratio is in 018 compared to 007 and 011. It wouud be a disturbing number i am certain..

11/05/2017 11:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vote Republican

11/05/2017 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ramhmies and kimmies the commie voting base

11/05/2017 12:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll keep an eye out for people with hammers... IN OAK BROOK

11/05/2017 12:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These thieves also like to target optometrists and their expensive eyeglass frame displays. Lots of money there.Many of these offices are in the upper floors of Michigan office buildings, are easy to get into and are easy pickings, along with laptops and purses in the medical offices. Northwestern Hospital is a frequent target in the elevators, patient rooms and medical offices.

11/05/2017 12:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next to come we will have to list the sex of the offender as “cis” (straight) or “trans” (transsexual) M/F.

11/05/2017 12:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A Jewelery store without armed security is beyond belief.

11/05/2017 01:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Grade A public transportation here. Brings the💩 downtown. Ever notice? Less public trans areas have less crime?🤔

11/05/2017 01:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wear a Bolex!

11/05/2017 02:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The mayor is scum!

11/05/2017 02:14:00 PM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

One of the young Dindu ruffians was heard inquiring of his cohorts: "do deez have dat daytime saving account thang?" as they absconded with their booty.

11/05/2017 02:24:00 PM  
Blogger Jack Trumpblood said...

How far is that from Trump Plaza?

11/05/2017 03:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Owe-bama would he proud...

11/05/2017 05:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Last year during the BLM march up and down Mich Ave on Christmas Eve an asian gentleman in a very heavy accent asked me what was going on. I said it's a protest, primarily aimed at the police. He said if we were in Bejing they would gather them up and you would never see them again. We could only hope.

11/05/2017 05:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tell the tourists all over the world just how dangerous it is to come to Chicago and the Magnificent Mile by leaving a review on TripAdvisor. Review Water Tower Place, Sears Tower (or whatever they call it now) the Bean, Millenium Park - leave a review & tell the world - no where is safe in Chicago.

11/05/2017 05:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I Fart In Your General Direction said...

One of the young Dindu ruffians was heard inquiring of his cohorts: "do deez have dat daytime saving account thang?" as they absconded with their booty.
11/05/2017 02:24:00 PM

Good one sir. Now help me clean up my keyboard. Hahahahaha.

11/05/2017 06:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago's Out of Control Feral Urban Predators and the Red Line Mauraders enjoying a little Window Detail.
Just give them their space to blow off some steam ...and a wristwatch.
No Jugghead Open Mic?
The AlderStooge didn't react?
No condolences?

Democrat leaders and the stuff they allow to flourish.
Lawless & Feral

"Woman lucky to be alive as upscale Baltimore neighborhood terrorized by marauding bands of teens wielding wooden boards"
FoxNews.com
Published November 5, 2017

(Surprised FOX said terrorized when she was beaten and robbed)

11/05/2017 07:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Louis Winthorpe III: Fifty bucks? No, no, no. This is a Rouchefoucauld. The thinnest water-resistant watch in the world. Singularly unique, sculptured in design, hand-crafted in Switzerland, and water resistant to three atmospheres. This is *the* sports watch of the '80s. Six thousand, nine hundred and fifty five dollars retail!
Pawnbroker: You got a receipt?
Louis Winthorpe III: Look, it tells time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome, and Gstaad.
Pawnbroker: In Philadelphia, it's worth 50 bucks.
Louis Winthorpe III: Just give me the money.

11/05/2017 10:14:00 AM


STAHHPIT!

You got cryin' over here!

11/05/2017 08:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

They probably don't even know what a Patek Phillipe is?

I think he lives on the West side.....

11/05/2017 08:32:00 AM

He's the half slav/half slob
who drives the tan '92 Toyota
Camry wagon jitney up and down
Fifth between Pulaski and Cicero
late at night?

Dunno if he actually has an "e" at the
end of his last name tho'...

11/05/2017 08:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once there was a Nigerian drug dealer in Chicago
who had two watches. One set for Fall back, the other
for Spring forward. He would wear one while the other
was strapped to a self winding device. One thing you
gotta learn is that you always got to wait. I'm waiting
for my man.

11/05/2017 09:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When you have 370 cops in desk jobs in 2013, and it grows to 800 in 2017.

https://www.propublica.org/article/chicago-police-staffing

11/05/2017 09:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Perry F'ing Mason said...

Trading Places was a CLASSIC.

Imagine one of the Michigan Ave. thugs getting chased and running into the University Club or the Union League Club and being held at gunpoint.

"Is there a Lawyer in the House?" In Chicago, there would probably be ten lawyers jumping to represent him for the Ghetto Lottery.

Next case.



11/05/2017 09:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CCW is the solution to armed robbers with mallets

11/05/2017 10:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they Need VRI on Michigan Ave during the day light hour$

11/05/2017 11:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe if VRI wasn't at the lakefront when it's 30 degrees and no one is out, this could have been prevented? It's holiday shopping season. Make 2 watches for Michigan ave VRI.

11/06/2017 06:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You reckon they may have described the suspects because they've learned when they don't describe the suspect, everyone knows who the suspect is?
No, that can't be it. That would show an ability to learn and think without guidance. Must have been a mistake.

J.J.

11/06/2017 07:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those Rolex and Omega watches may be pretty, but my $40 digital Casio keeps better time. It even sets itself.

11/06/2017 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't say perp.

11/06/2017 11:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
It's just amazing to me that these punks have not run into an off duty PO, a Concealed to Carry, retired PO or a PO working. I'm not taking about the smash and grab shit being reported, but the stick-ups their doing all over the City and Burbs. Funny, but Orland, Tinley, and most of the western Burbs are more dangerous then Ford City.

11/05/2017 10:24:00 AM

I noticed Ford City is probably safer, but I don't know the real reason why it's changed

11/06/2017 02:50:00 PM  

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