No Bail
Evidently, the media has nothing else to write about, so they're going to follow this one to conclusion:
- A man who robbed a Far South Side hot dog stand accidentally shot himself in the leg and penis as he tried to escape early Tuesday, according to court documents.
Terrion Pouncy, 19, remained hospitalized at Advocate Christ Medical Center in Oak Lawn on Thursday after the robbery about 6 a.m. Tuesday at the Original Maxwell Street Polish, 11656 S. Halsted St. in the West Pullman neighborhood and so did not appear for his bond hearing Thursday, according to records. Judge Stephanie K. Miller ordered him held without bail, pending a hearing Nov. 7, according to court records.
Police were called to 700 block of West 116th about 6 a.m. Tuesday because of a call regarding a person shot and found Pouncy with two gunshot wounds, one to the right thigh and one to the penis, according to his arrest report.
We're pretty sure that the editors at the Tribune and Sun Times just like seeing the word "penis" in print and they're hoping to make connections with the Keesing Bandit.
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
37 Comments:
Wow ! Talk about shooting yourself in the foot....
.....or stepping on your dick!
Good thing he didn't get a BB gun, he would have shot his eye out.
I guess Pouncy is walking a little more BOUNCY than usual these days!
Well...
Halloween just passed so perhaps he was caught up
in the spirit of things after reading and being
inspired by "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow" by Washington Irving.
"Headless Hessians" do bear watching an' shit...
"BOO!"
>BANG!<
"Shit" he likely did/said after
gelding himself with a hunk of
hot Cu jacketed Pb...
Lowbrow hijinks and merry mischief abounds, SCC.
Robbing hot dog stand and shooting yourself in pens. LMAO who could make this stuff up. Hope he got a wiener in his robbery maybe the can graft it on.
A new taste treat, South Side Chicago Dog. Hot lead on your Weiner.
Excuse me, but there will be no hookups with the editors at either paper.
I can't stand liars.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
No more bouncy for Pouncy. 1 Breeder down, millions to go.
is there a Pulitzer prize for crime reporting?
The media is staying hush hush on the shooting at starbucks on Broadway. Allegedly the guy ordered a macchiato and got a white chocolate mocha. Hes complaint was white privilege. And then emptied the gat.
Can you repeat your order, “ ya 1 wiener to go please ...”
Soon answering to the name "Whistle Dick"
I understand it was a .45 cal......THAT"S.... gotta smarts a bit......
1911?
Now THAT was a hot dog, ruff!
PS - Bring back Shaved!
Butters, you never shoot somebody in the dick.
Yeah but they didn’t discuss how many times he’s been arrested with a pistol before but is still out to commit more violent crimes. How does that happen?? I hope his penis fits and falls off Fuck Him!!
Hopefully unable to reproduce after this. Now get out of the hospital unless you have insurance.
His dickhead Brother just got locked up by OLPD for stealing booze from Target... wonderful family.
I don't know 'bout ya'll, but I'm gonna get nice
and groove out to Bobby Hebb this weekend.
Sunny. That's right. Praise the Lord and be
thankful!
You can't fix stupid.....
Shot in his primary cognitive organ.
Anonymous said...
Wow ! Talk about shooting yourself in the foot....
11/03/2017 12:26:00 AM
The hospital staff were elated to discover that the robber's foot long was still operable...
Hey Eddie, are shootings and murders up or down within Starbucks for the year. Play the numbers game assholes.. Do we even have a Chief of Patrol.. Need a house cleaning soon..
A criminal held without bail? In Chicago? Is this making the papers or is SCC just pulling my leg?
J.J.
We're pretty sure that the editors at the Tribune and Sun Times just like seeing the word "penis" in print and they're hoping to make connections with the Keesing Bandit.
Bazinga!!!
HeyJackass's count of dick shots/shots in the ass makes me happy.
lost his head over a hotdog
This is just too funny! Lmdickoff! The criminal mind is a STUPID ONE! Hopefully enough damage was done that the prick won’t Breed! LmDO🤣🤣🤣
Does that mean he can not pro create. The last thing we need in this world is a junior.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/11/03/suspect-robs-chicago-hot-dog-stand-accidentally-shoots-self-penis/
Love the image on the article........
As a citizen, I want to be sure he will no longer be able to produce future little tax burdens.
Was that "held without bail" or "held without balls?"
Why is so much attention being paid to this asshole in the first place?
(Not you,Keesing Bandit!)
he aint got the balls to do that agin.
The good news is that its unlikely he will be masturbating when the public defender shows up to interview him at the county jail.
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