How Not to Get Shot
A helpful guide from Milwaukee:
These would seem like good rules for any jurisdiction.
These would seem like good rules for any jurisdiction.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
Sunday, June 10, 2018
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25 Comments:
Love it.
5) don't drop out of school
6) listen to officers' verbal commands
7) don't beat your baby momma
The Great State of Milwaukee!
Never say 'Your momma so ugly.'
Chicago would read don't go to school or interact with the Police.
DemocRATS screwed us.
My rules are even easier.
Don't do stupid shit in stupid places with stupid people at stupid times.
5. Stay the F--- Out of Milwaukee, Chicago, St. Louis, and Detroit!
Don't hangout, drink, and smoke weed at corners and sidewalks.
C'mon SCC
Do you think of any of the Rocket scientists,doctors & wanna be rapper graduates of the fine institution known as the Shitcago public schools "community" that should be able to read this can??
oh by the way
FUCK YOU RHAM
You reap what you sow 9.5
Don't forget to pick up you tutu & wedding dress @ the cleaners on your way outta town next year
Just stay off city streets after dark
All the nonsense happens at night in most parts of Chicago.
The city of Chicago needs to make this a sign for all the entrances to the city.
5. Get a job, show up to that job ready and on time
Look at what liberal Democratic pandering has done to Milwaukee.
It's not the rules, it's the counting that gets me...
How old is that screenshot, Flynn retired in January.
Schlemiel, Schlemazel, Hasenpfeffer Inc.
Those rules worked for Lenny and Squiggy.
Wuh happened?
Old Milwaukee ain’t coming back.
Updated for the 21st Century Cook Co Chicago Restorative Justice Initiative
4 Simple Rules of a Protected Class
1. Be part of a gang
2. Be a drug dilla
3. Carry illegal guns
4. If stopped by the police and asked “how many times you’ve been arrested”, laugh it off and say “Eddie n’ KimmJong got my back”
What was the single, most effective rule that Milwaukee County Sheriff (Ret) had?
1. Open a can of whoop ass.
How exactly does one illegally exercise their rights?
See, where I come from, rights exercised cant be crimes committed. That is actually the point of enshrining them specifically- so government is prohibited from making it illegal in the first place.
Rule (5) If Rules 1-4 Don't Work Learn To Kneel And Blame The Police
silly , silly
none of those young men shot by police had a gun
guns were planted
body cams photo shopped with a baseball bat and guns , drug use
all future drug salesmen
what makes you think those mutts can read?
Meanwhile in corruption filled "kill city" Chicago:
11 shot, 3 fatally, within three hours Sunday morning in Chicago
https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/11-shot-2-fatally-within-three-hours-sunday-morning-in-chicago/
5 per hour shot and 3 dead so far! Their aim is getting better, more kills less paperwork and totally cure of the disease of murder and mayhem!
And this under the picture:
University of Chicago and CPD stage outside the University of Chicago Emergency entrance for crowd control. | Tyler LaRiviere/Sun-Times
So that would be minimum of 10 coppers wasting their time keeping the animals outside the zoo known as university of shitcago hospital,aren't they glad they opened that trauma unit where nothing is paid for? So if a citizen not involved in the violence needs care he/she will have to wait until the animals are calmed down! Is the university the liberal assholes that detest police being billed for all the extra millions that will be spent keeping them at bay? Come on Rahm your the "treasure hunting rich north shore boy" More money here bill them, that hospital has hundreds of millions in hidden funds get some!
Wait another minute rahm then you can easily restore CPD retirees health care that you viciously took away right?
On another note mailbox getting inundated with propaganda from Eddie Burke,the whole thing is like a laraza rag, so much catering to the hispanics, he must be real scared! Then Eddie after working for Trump helping with taxes on his beautiful 100 million+ hotel refuses to represent the President anymore! Hey Eddie think rahm is using your chairmanship and aldermatic post to make sure chuy will not put a hispanic in for mayor,and your the sacrificial lamb, your ward? But then again a masterstroke rahm put chuy in his corner making any hispanic scared to run against king rahm,what a disgrace to the hispanic community!
Also Baltimore, Memphis, New Orleans, and Newark.
If engaged in a verbal confrontation with a stranger, it would seem asking him of his arrest history would escalate the confrontation.
This is nice using Roseland community Hospital for the gunshot victims, between this hospital and the University of Chicago hospital this will help alleviate the problems caused by the animals who go to Northwestern and Christ hospital;
4 treated for gunshot wounds at Roseland after 3 South Side shootings
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-met-chicago-shootings-violence-061018-story.html
But we are hoping the aim gets better more dirt naps Would save taxpayers billions of dollars a year!
Off Topic but the homeless out smarted the judge now he has a home:
Man charged with making fake 'officer down' call at Red Line station in Lakeview
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-met-fake-officer-down-call-20180610-story.html
Excerpt:
Del Valle, whose home address was a South Loop homeless shelter, faces disorderly conduct charges
As he denied bail, Judge John F. Lyke Jr. lashed out at Del Valle, pointing out the inherent danger posed by a large number of officers responding to a single incident, saying it could have led to traffic crashes. Del Valle was granted an order that may allow him to be housed at the jail’s Cermak Hospital
*Now he gets 3 hots and a cot, clean hospital clothes smart man, just shows you how dumb out judges are and easily out smarted!
"don't stand in front of a bullet"
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