Time for a New Strategy
CAPS is dead. Scarecrow policing is a failure. Actually incarcerating criminals has fallen out of favor with the current crop of morons in the courts. Time for the "opt out" plan. It works like this:
- The "community" dislikes the police. Snowflakes are ambivalent - they know they need the police but they aren't quite sure why. Normals like the police.
So every ward should have a binding referendum. "Do the residents of the (??) Ward want the police to maintain a presence in the neighborhood? A simple Yes/No answer is all that is needed. The results are tallied and the results are law for a four year period. The Normals vote for police service. The snowflakes probably vote against it. The "community," too.
The Districts/Wards that want manpower probably get heaps of it, something they haven't seen in a decade. The savings in facility costs alone would pay retiree health care for years. The snowflake part of town becomes the Happy Hunting Grounds of the criminals. And the anti-police parts of town.....well, they get what they asked for, and they get it good and hard. Dissenters can be placed on a "Response Call List" if they so desire and police will respond to their registered phone number, but no proactive police-work will be undertaken in the Wards that voted for no police. Eventually, the wanna-be-Normals will move to better policed areas or leave town.
In four years, the remaining snowflakes will realize the error of their ways and vote to return cops to the neighborhood. Anti-police areas are suddenly full of vacant lots and dilapidated housing stock that has to be bulldozed and plenty of room for real economical development. Eventually, the area becomes Normals.
Certain volunteer fire departments do something similar where if you aren't a "subscriber" to the local Fire Protection area, you don't get service when your building catches fire. You see the articles here and there that a fire department didn't save someone's building - they just stood by in case it spread to one of their subscribers. We think it might be time to try something similar in policing. We'll call it the Darwin Method.
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posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
64 Comments:
This might be the dumbest thing that's ever been recommended. And if you agreed with this you have no business being the police.
Chicago #1 for being a Rat City
1st and 18th districts will be swiping in on Monday
HAMSTERDAM . . .
"We'll call it the Darwin Method."
Well, it has been said that the fundemental quality that seperates the human species from all other species, especially all other red blooded species, is a superior intelligence.
Thus, this would be a rigorous experiment worthy of proving this aspect of Darwin's theory.
And it would be so much fun to observe, for, to maintain the integrity of said experiment, observation is the only participation allowed to insure any accurate conclusions.
The scienterrific method, ya gotta love it.
I like it. Take it to the voters. But really no one could be that stupid……………………could they?
That may very well be the greatest idea I've heard in a long time! I say exempt position for whom ever came up with it!
Hey that's okay, they voted for rahm, foxx and hillary. They got what they wanted. Eff them, go back to the burbs.
Mike the cityorker
C.A.P.S. WORKS!
Would I lie?
SCC your premise is more than logical and your plan could work in many places but not in Chicago. That's because we are operating under our government of progressive socialism. You take and tax the workers and give it to the non workers and louts of our society whether they want or need it. In other words, gibs me dat!
Sounds like a plan.
Every Monday they could send in the cleanup crews.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=grbSQ6O6kbs
Who runs Barter-Town?
Great idea, but can you get the signatures to put it on the ballot.
SCC: Your Darwinism plan is just what we need!
Uh oh, where will those chosen officers go? No more CAPS office to hide in?
Yeah right that will happen...Besides aren't the aldermen from those areas always calling for MORE police!!!
you dont want the polece
you dont get the polece
simple enough
Post......... "no polece allowed" signs to keep the uninformed out.
let the savages fight it out.
MIGHT WORK. AS Trump said what have you got to lose?
Give them what they want. I like it.
Somewhat OT Any other city this would be all over the news....Seven people were shot, one fatally, while sitting on a park bench in East Garfield Park.
But here it is Oh well, what else is new.
https://wgntv.com/2018/07/22/7-shot-1-fatally-in-east-garfield-park/
That looks like the west side and englewood twenty yrs ago there finally rebuilding after all the riots fifty yrs ago great idea but it will never happen Tommy t
Whats more, that plan would work; however, the political machine would never agree to it.
Put caps officers back on the street in a beat car it would save over 10 million Dollars and put over 100 officers back on the street
"Scarecrow Policing..."
Actually more like:
"Skeleton Policing..."
Gutted and cut to the bone to the point
of being deliberately rendered ineffective
by the outside carpetbaggers who were
CHASED AWAY from their prior law enforcement
"administrator" positions and yet brought into
Chicago to shrink, "right size" and "reform" CPD
because of the hubristic thinking among the
"smarter-than-everybody-else" set was to deign to
acknowledge the city was/is in financial trouble
and that the easy way out was to gut The Police
and abandon Public Peace, Public Safety and the
right of decent, law abiding people to be on the
public way free, safe and unencumbered...
The "smarter-than-everybody-else" set very badly
underestimated the in-born viciousness, callousness,
cunning and savagery of Chicago's perpetually aggrieved
criminal underclass while deciding it would be good sport
to "Stick It In The Cops Ear" and everything inclusive of that.
So now there is much jaw-jacking about "Police Reform"
in hope that it provides enough of a distraction from formerly
untouched, relatively safe and orderly neighborhoods being
transformed into prey-rich hunting grounds that have had their
paid for share of Police coverage stripped away and dumped
into the traditional breeding and hunting grounds of Chicago's
perpetually aggrieved criminal underclass who are now very
actively HUNTING in those formerly untouched, now rendered
unsafe, no longer orderly neighborhoods where the absolute
BULK of people who pay the freight to make Chicago go, just
happen to reside...
Heh... The old, too rough, too rugged, mean, brutal, racist,
politically incorrect, culturally insensitive, blue-collar,
bungalow-dwelling, military veteran, funny-thinking, reform
resisting, survival oriented Cop just throws his head back
and laughs at the the utter stupidity of it all...
"Oh, you think that because you've seen and dealt with
so much fucked-up shit in your years of being a Cop
that you get to laugh at US, your societal betters?
That's what's wrong and that's why you need "reform"
so that you can be reminded of your status as humble
public servants and give up this thinking so much of
yourselves."
...Or something like that.
Police Like You Have No Friends.
Look.
Point & Laugh.
Leave.
Excellent plan!
You don't need a vote, its already happened, Rahm has seen to that. Its just a matter of finding the areas with low hanging fruit. Toni, Tommy, and Kim won't do their jobs so let's just proclaim JUBILEE in Chiraq.
I absolutely love this idea.
Give “the community” what they’re clamoring for and give the “quieter”, tax paying, police appreciating areas what they’ve been clamoring for. It’s a win win.
I'm all for it.
And I'd bet the farm that there's TONS more people who feel the same way than don't. Those with a lick of common sense know 'White Guilt', BLM et al are fallacies.
Leave the Self Cleaning Oven to do what it does best. Just keep it contained to the ghettos that thrive on the lawlessness and violence.
Martial Law/Civil War... coming to a town near you soon.
Residents in Beverly ,Morgan Park and Mount Greenwood want the same amount on Beat cars , outside units on Patrol in the 22 nd District as Englewood , Grand Crossing has . We love Chicago’s Finest and want Patrols equal to Districts that Protest Police .
The merit loons that run this Dept are in it for the pension...and the off duty costumes.
City Hall likes to have ol’ Jugghaid tout the community relations bullshit as a successful work-in-progress.
Yet no progress has been made, ever.
He afterall is the accidental strategy himself.
Restorative justice sure made a difference.
If it’s about “jobs” then clean out all the six figure empty holster admin clerical workers and replace them with dedicated college kids.
Nothing is that complicated in CAPS, the front offices and HQ that can’t be handled by ordinary civilians.
There are measures to keep material confidential and inaccessible, for instance, that’s why you can’t access insignificant blogs on Dept computers, but the eBay and Craig’s is ok.
Speaking of referendum, former Gov Quinn was scolded at city hall for speaking about his petitions to get Mayoral Term Limits on the Chicago Nov. Ballot. Instead of allowing his suggested referendum, the corrupt blockheads of the Rules committee Rahm handpicked Alder-thieves, seek approval for only these 3 community oriented issues;
1) how to spend money on CPS for potential (not yet legal) weed sale proceeds,
2) exemptions for only low income homeowners, and
3) banning plastic straws.
Yes...plastic straws are paramount to all the city’s problems.
If this city is not in contention for The Most Up and Coming Shithole in the Nation Award, please cast your vote before we lose that status to Portland again.
So every ward should have a binding referendum. "Do the residents of the (??) Ward want the police to maintain a presence in the neighborhood? A simple Yes/No answer is all that is needed. The results are tallied and the results are law for a four year period. The Normals vote for police service. The snowflakes probably vote against it. The "community," too.
Thunderdome would be a great name for bill...
Since flakey has all the answers, maybe he should go and patrol around the neighborhood.
I'd vote for anyone running for office with this proposal. Only thing is, they'll have to set aside plenty of money for court battles. I'm sure the same ACLU that sues the police whenever they have to take down a criminal will also sue for any lack of police presence as well.
The snowflakers and community just want the police at their convenience. They just want cooked up police reports to cover their bullshit antics.
Have them vote for police coverage block by block.
Yo, CAPS ain't dead. I finally got a good inside spot. 4 years on the street takes a toll on a man.
good idea, maybe we’ll get coppers back in the north end of 016......let the highest paying taxpayers get something in return for their BFing just done by Joe Berrios
Maybe, just maybe, the "No Police" group would get tired of being victimized by their neighbors and take matters into their own hands. Nah!!! They would likely stage a march or two and hoot and holler about racism and the snowflakes out there would be marching right along with them.
It sounds really good on the surface, but it couldn't ever happen in a Dimwitocrat city or state. When you have a large portion of a demographic who reach adulthood with more arrests than birthdays, they aren't ever, ever, ever going to "turn their life around".
Like they used to say in the Old West, "Some people just need killing". Where is Paul Kersey when we need him?
Anonymous said...
Somewhat OT Any other city this would be all over the news....Seven people were shot, one fatally, while sitting on a park bench in East Garfield Park.
But here it is Oh well, what else is new.
https://wgntv.com/2018/07/22/7-shot-1-fatally-in-east-garfield-park/
7/22/2018 06:52:00 AM
This headline is better 20 shot 4 directly to the morgue dirt naps for them,the other 16 are pending dirt naps!
Four killed, 16 wounded in Saturday, Sunday morning shootings
Almost 1 per hour consider the whether,pouring rain,not to warm and the animals come out to cause more,mayhem and bloodshed as the protected democrats raise millions for campaigns,drink that wine eat that cheese!
Caps is a joke. Can be replaced by civilians. It's just public relations. Police can be more beneficial on the streets !
How many more days is the Slum Times going to write an article about the "hero" barber that was the "victim" of a Police JUSTIFIED shooting? 3rd day in a row that I saw an article about him. SMH
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Somewhat OT Any other city this would be all over the news....Seven people were shot, one fatally, while sitting on a park bench in East Garfield Park.
But here it is Oh well, what else is new.
https://wgntv.com/2018/07/22/7-shot-1-fatally-in-east-garfield-park/
7/22/2018 06:52:00 AM
Four killed, 16 wounded in Saturday, Sunday morning shootings
Sixteen shot that's alot what have you got besides red blot?
4 killed we are thrilled the taxpayers wont be billed
Democrats are pragmatic let traumatic,erratic and phlegmatic
Where is "rhyming jesse and flaky when you need them to lead a march?
Where are the marchers,they marched at rahms house here is another chant for chiraq!
The city would not keep all the police.
The good neighborhoods would keep the same number of police.
The rest would be layer off, reverse seniority.
The "community" will just move to the policed zones. On your tax dollars. You've run out of time. Every badge must decide. Are you the mayor's army or the peoples'? If you side with the "dissenters" you know what must be done.
This made me laugh, because there have been plenty of times where I have heard the community talk about their
problems wouldn’t exist if there were more cops the same color as them in the hood. I say white ares should have
only white cops, black area get the black cops, and Hispanic areas get the Hispanic cops. Then lets see how the
crime is after a few years....ijs
Balkanize! It's the only fair solution.
Also, any instance of "falling out" puts a community on probation for a month.
CAPS was Dead under Eric Washington
CAPS isn't even on Life Support
Nice job Supt
Sincerely, I think this is a great idea.
A win-win-win for all concerned.
Let's try it. If it doesn't work out as planned, we can always go back to the status quo. One thing for sure is the present situation isn't working very well, at all.
16th will be stacked with cops now, at least Norwood and Edison Park.
This is a seriously good idea which could actually reduce some of the costly lawsuits against the city. Hope the bond market and the City's Law Dept puts some pressure on the City Council to support this.
CAPS is just a bunch of party planners. I don’t understand why the police would have a basketball tournament, BBQ, family night out parties. Why is there similar programs within the CPS, CFD, or Library’s etc. Do the bosses think we owe it to the community?
Hey Office, all those folks or people, have a right to hang out and get shot, it’s their hood...
Where is Paul Kersey when we need him?
7/22/2018 11:25:00 AM
Shaaaaaaaane!!!!
Come back, Shaaaaaaaaane!!!!!!
We neeed you, Shaaaaaaaaane!!!!!!
Fucking pansies.....(botanical flower reference, assholes)
Paul Kersey helps those who help themselves.
Which = Do It Yourself, Ya Lazy Bums.
How many more days is the Slum Times going to write an article about the "hero" barber that was the "victim" of a Police JUSTIFIED shooting? 3rd day in a row that I saw an article about him. SMH
7/22/2018 12:44:00 PM
Until they are confident that they've drained every last drop of blood from the story. Every Last Drop.
It would have to be by open ballot, not secret ballot. The voters that vote down on no police would be banned from moving for the duration of the experiment without giving up all government support for their families, aunties and cousins included.
In the ghetto the name for the "good neighborhoods" is next target of maximum opportunity. Watch out there coming for just as sure as the sin will rise tomorrow. You have two survival options MOVE OR CCL. Hoping and okaying won't stop what's coming. Willing to bet that it will not be the ghetto going up in flames after McDonald verdict it will be Mag Mile and Lincoln Park, Lakeview and many other so called safe neighborhoods. Fewer cops and lots of weak snowflakes.
Why the fuck do we need 6 PO's in the caps office; 4 female PO's in the front office, 4 PO's as footmen doing nothing. Put all these fucks on the street in a beat car not as some do nothing ass kissing clot puppets ?????
The first comment is the biggest moron. You definitely were never the police.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
This made me laugh, because there have been plenty of times where I have heard the community talk about their
problems wouldn’t exist if there were more cops the same color as them in the hood. I say white ares should have
only white cops, black area get the black cops, and Hispanic areas get the Hispanic cops. Then lets see how the
crime is after a few years....ijs
7/22/2018 02:42:00 PM
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I worked in the ghetto for years. 2, 6, 5, north end of 4. Solid, working blacks, preferred the white police over black police.
CAPS IS STRAIGHT BS. Time for change and time to rename that mess. All you see is a bunch of kiss asses running around playing happy police with their miserable ass doing everything they can not to have to work the streets.
So rumor has it that now CAPS is going to mimics gone police strategy from Dirty New York where fewer arrest and more problem solving.
Well, I've already solved the problem. Too many guns, gangs out of control, too many cheating and lying ass coopers, get rid of Edie, Rham,
Fire the cheaters. Aw suckers, i could go on and on but im too drunk and sleepy
All for it. All you young dumb and full of cu% hard chargers are welcome in 016. When you have to do your job you won't be accosted by pi$$ bottles and rocks, and then be recorded to be the next viral video. Most of the denizens here bring out thank yous and refreshments when 1st responders have to go to work. Come work for those TAXPAYERS WHO WANT YOU HERE! Let the self cleaning oven do what it does, you ain't changin' shi# there, only beating your body and mind up in a battle that was lost years ago.
Pay to play turned inside out.
Yes, that is done with fire departments. All VOLUNTEER rural fire departments!
Relegated to county sheriffs 45 minutes to an hour and s half away, itbis almost that way for us rural folks already when it comes to policing.
Small towns and villages do tend to have local police forces, though the hours they work arent exactly 24/7.
Interestingly, there isnt near as much crime where there are so many fewer police on patrol.
Why do ya suppose that is?
Interestingly, there isnt near as much crime where there are so many fewer police on patrol.
Why do ya suppose that is?
7/22/2018 11:34:00 PM
The presence, within the areas you describe, define and present have:
Law abiding Trees
Law abiding Bees
Law abiding Shrubs
Law abiding Grubs
Law abiding Deer
Wandering far and near
Law abiding Birds
Even with their turds
Law abiding Worms
Abiding by the terms
Set forth by the Creator
Even for the Alligator
There are more which could be stated
To a point most saturated
That your comment as it be
Would be seen by all who see
As the bait you meant to dangle
From your pompous smarmy angle
Being nestled in the boonies
Far from presence of those (you finish the rhyme, smart ass)
So, the scientific base conclusion
Just to nullify confusion
Is this:
Fewer HUMANS = less CRIME
(An added bonus to the boonies: no funeral costs, as one can merely wander to a remote, secluded place, lay down, die, and Mother Nature takes care of everything!!!)
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