Friday, January 04, 2019

002 Wins?

  • Two people were killed and eight others wounded in 24 hours of citywide gun violence Thursday.

    The double homicide happened shortly before 1 p.m. in the Bronzeville neighborhood on the South Side. Someone fired multiple shots at a gray Dodge Avenger in the 5000 block of South Indiana, according to Chicago police. The driver was shot in the chest while the front-seat passenger was shot in the face.
Special Ed showed up for this "first homicide" press conference and said we're still down five homicides from last year.

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45 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck Special Ed and his old lady 👵

1/04/2019 05:59:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

It took a while. I still lost though.

1/04/2019 06:55:00 AM  
Anonymous democRAT for LIFE! said...

NEWS FLASH! For the year 2018 there were 561 homicides, for the year 2019 there were 2 homicides. Rahm and Special Ed’s new progressive, liberal, socialistic, communistic, democratic, POLICE reforms are working.

1/04/2019 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wouldn't that mean it was 22?

1/04/2019 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Snake eyes no 7 or 11 15 hell not even 3 just think they could boost on tv the first twofer of the year.

1/04/2019 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its been a total blackout of murders in the media for the past few months, no reporting or even mentioning them. And they get mad when they hear the words fake news.

1/04/2019 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Duce is back?

1/04/2019 09:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was told you can't call it the deuce! Bronzeville? Really??

1/04/2019 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where’s Commander Crystal King-Smith? She would hold every car in the district down on a mission for the next five weeks if she were in charge

1/04/2019 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please be certain that, even when quoting the city rags who love trumpeting the ignorant phrase "gun violence," it's restated to the more correct term "gang violence."

Or "moron violence." Or "troglodyte violence." Or "shithead violence."

It only confuses the gullible to continue the media's idiocy of trying to blame the gun.

How the hell is the problem ever going to get fixed when it can't even be correctly stated?

1/04/2019 10:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did the guys at the FOP really just give themselves a raise?

1/04/2019 11:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CBS 2 Chicago posted the video of the Asian guy being beaten by a group of black kids.

1/04/2019 11:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic-009 commander made 3rd watch have nye dinner up in the small vendeteria instead of community room.Way to show the troops you care.

1/04/2019 11:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Special Ed - The Right Man for the Right Time™️ can spin that.
“Someone fired multiple shots at a gray Dodge Avenger...”
- that’s a property crime. The decedents were not intended targets, unless one was named Dodge Avenger, who in the heat of the moment...forgot to dodge.
KabriniKmmmm couldn’t find intent either.
It’s a wash.

Congratulations, collect your toothpicks before checkoff.

1/04/2019 11:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Deuce...... making a comeback to days of yore?

1/04/2019 12:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

warm weekend ahead..........

how many will be dead??????

1/04/2019 01:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I won the g-pool. Great way to start the year!

1/04/2019 01:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it the Duce or deuce?

1/04/2019 03:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Off topic-009 commander made 3rd watch have nye dinner up in the small vendeteria instead of community room.Way to show the troops you care.

———

Holy fucking shit, what a ridiculous thing to complain about. You sound level 10 entitled and of the generation of new coppers that everyone dreads.

Be happy you work in a new building and not one of the last old shitholes like 007, 010, 021, 022, 013, etc.
In those dumps you had to wait sometimes up to a year to even get a fucking locker, the places stunk like a broken sewer line, there was no parking, and they were always hot.

Since I have never even worked in a new station, I have no idea the difference between the rooms you are describing-and I don’t care

I hope you will be strong enough to handle this horrific slight you have suffered

1/04/2019 04:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

from the Tribune: "...staff will be at both closed branch courts to help direct defendants and ensure they receive free public transit cards as needed..."

Why are we giving freebees cards to the accused?

1/04/2019 05:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let me guess - democrats killing democrats?

1/04/2019 05:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

"CBS 2 Chicago posted the video of the Asian guy
being beaten by a group of black kids."

1/04/2019 11:06:00 AM

Cook County State's Attorney "Cabrini Kim" Foxx,
the perpetually aggrieved, revenge-seeking "communerty"
and the squishy liberal democrat Alinskyite SJWs have
demanded CPD be constrained from laying a finger on the
underprivileged "minority youth" in real time...

There's "always" video and the underprivileged "minority
youth" can be identified and lovingly taken into custody
after things have calmed down and "de-escalated."

Also...

It's "bad optics" if it were some upright, law abiding
citizen type had in self defense, grabbed at least one
of these rabid, untrained, self-raised mongrels and turned
their head around backwards.

Or a concealed carrier fearing being overwhelmed in the
fashion demonstrated in the video, sending a couple
three five of them to their eternal reward.

"Gibsmedat!"
+
"It's OUR turn now!"
=
No accountability, culpability or responsibility
for the young criminals.

ALL accountability, culpability and responsibility
falls on whoever these mongrels pick to be a victim.

These mongrels went in on the victim because he had
on a Canada Goose coat.

"It's HIS FAULT for having nice shit WE want!"

Fuck them and fuck the noise they and their
protectors/advocates make.

Bring in hand-to-hand combat experts from
ugly places in this world...

Israel. Russia. Nepal. Thailand. Korea.

Just have them ride the "Electric Sewer"
and do what they do...

Watch the surveillance video and grin broadly as object
lessons are luxuriously slathered on every living
"minority youth" ass thusly encountered.

"We The People" are on the hook for these sprogs
medical care anyway so why not get our money's
worth out of it?

The lesson?

"Y'ought not be goin' around fuckin' with people
cuz airybody ain't meant to be fucked with."

Charge these mongrels with "Racial Profiling"
and "Hate Crimes" just like if they were cops.

>Snicker!<

They figured that since these poor people
are Asian, that they wouldn't put up a fight.

Shoulda been some Nepalese Ghurkhas...

"Gibsmedat!"
>Pregnant Pause<

"AYOOO GORKHALIII!"
>Crunch! Chop! Break! Kick!
Flip! Crush! Slam! Thud!<

>Bunch of "oppressed minority youths" trying to
run away with shit/piss in their drawers while crying,
bleeding and trying to hold on to crushed limbs,
dangling eye-balls, snatched nut sacks and torn-off skin<

"UHH-WAAAHHH! WHO DAFUK IS DEY?!"

Oh never mind...
Self-Defense and fighting back is "RACIST."

1/04/2019 05:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A two-fer for the deuce. How apropo.

1/04/2019 05:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'Please be certain that, even when quoting the city rags who love trumpeting the ignorant phrase "gun violence," it's restated to the more correct term "gang violence."'

Do you really think it would stop if they all decided to quit the gangs and go it alone?

1/04/2019 05:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are they ever gonna run out of fools to shoot in the ghetto?

1/04/2019 05:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Is it the Duce or deuce?

1/04/2019 03:18:00 PM
-----------------------------------------------------
I'll go with your first spelling but for you, insert an 'N' in the middle.

We were the KING of Chicago homicides in the early 80's to early 90's. THREE square miles!

1/04/2019 06:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So will Fat Head make the first rape or car jacking? Busy work must know his time is short.

1/04/2019 06:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

011 is just taking a much needed break. Come the end of the year they will be on top again.

1/04/2019 06:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: If you can, get out of 015. We had it good with the last boss but the winds of change blow mighty. Big changes coming in 2019. This guy is getting bad and it's only gonna get worse. Split up partners, dumped from tact, change start times, new sgt/LTs of his choosing ect.... Dont ask how I know but I do. Just a fly on the wall. By God get out while you can!!!

1/04/2019 06:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 5000 block of South Indiana Ave. Nine blocks west of a very important community organizer, a U of C professor, a former U.S. President and recipient of a Nobel Peace Prize rolled into one from the 5000 block of South Greenwood Ave. And if this U of C professor Noble Peace Prize recipient had a son would he look like one of the:

(A) offenders
(B) each of the victims
(C) both victims and offenders?

1/04/2019 06:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pastor Bishop Jenkins was pontificating about the senseless violence perpetrated on both victims who had multiple childrens with different baby mammas. Both victims were good providers and were turning their lives around. Both chose to be responsible daddies by providing for their offspring County Care medical coverage through Obamacare and took responsibility signing up their children for W.I.C. (Women Infants & Children) sustenance programs administered through Catholic Charities while filling the nutritional gaps with additional LINK benefits.

1/04/2019 06:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

015 is sinking like the Bismark, this guy is dellusional and should check in the psych ward. At this point everyone for themselves. Best of luck guys and gals.

1/04/2019 09:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Off topic-009 commander made 3rd watch have nye dinner up in the small vendeteria instead of community room.Way to show the troops you care.

———

Really?! You must be freaking stupid. Supernintendo pretty much strong armed and took over the community room last min to have a propaganda press con, leaving POs scrambling. That's NOT the commander's fault, even he was notified last min. If you really get offended by that I hope your skin will grow thicker from now on. No one was complaining about having dinner in the lunchroom. What you should really concern about is that a sgt go over the air telling the commander that there were foods in the "cafeteria" (all bought by POs). But I doubt you notice that because you were busy eating/complaining, or probably waiting on a car.

Good riddance

1/04/2019 09:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is the old court house in the DEUCE gonna be a homeless shelter???

Dont be surprised with PRICKwrinkle being asked to return a few hundred thousand back to BURGER KING BURKE she gonna need to come up with bat shit crazy ideas!

Hopefully those retirees that drive BURKE around kept there mouths shut on the cell phones! YOU guys didnt think only 1 phone was tapped did you?

1/04/2019 10:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of 015, Cmdr Cato III dumped the primary 3/W WOL. Ernie must have been upset that Homer Simpson is the most well liked supervisor here. Ernie can't stand that he cares for the troops and treats everyone well. All the new kids are in for a surprise with the Cato Koolaid replacement! 015 has become a merit supervisor hell hole. Thanks Ernie!!!

1/04/2019 11:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How come Special Ed and ass wipe Rham don’t pressure all the alderman to turn in their guns? Ole Eddie Burke had 23 guns and maybe more and they cry that guns are the problem.

1/04/2019 11:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


———

Holy fucking shit, what a ridiculous thing to complain about. You sound level 10 entitled and of the generation of new coppers that everyone dreads.

Be happy you work in a new building and not one of the last old shitholes like 007, 010, 021, 022, 013, etc.
In those dumps you had to wait sometimes up to a year to even get a fucking locker, the places stunk like a broken sewer line, there was no parking, and they were always hot. 

Since I have never even worked in a new station, I have no idea the difference between the rooms you are describing-and I don’t care

I hope you will be strong enough to handle this horrific slight you have suffered

1/04/2019 04:33:00 PM

Your years of working in such terrible conditions has made you fragile as a snowflake. The OP's point was to show the commander doesnt care about the holidays or the troops. But go ahead and continue to be "the real police"

1/05/2019 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Off topic-009 commander made 3rd watch have nye dinner up in the small vendeteria instead of community room.Way to show the troops you care.

1/04/2019 11:28:00 AM

Dinner???? What the hell is that? Squad hold me down on dinner at .…
Get a clue kid, gonna have a loooonggggg career if that’s what your complaining about.
Dinner.... untucking real

1/05/2019 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
Off topic-009 commander made 3rd watch have nye dinner up in the small vendeteria instead of community room.Way to show the troops you care.

———

Holy fucking shit, what a ridiculous thing to complain about. You sound level 10 entitled and of the generation of new coppers that everyone dreads.

Be happy you work in a new building and not one of the last old shitholes like 007, 010, 021, 022, 013, etc.
In those dumps you had to wait sometimes up to a year to even get a fucking locker, the places stunk like a broken sewer line, there was no parking, and they were always hot.

Since I have never even worked in a new station, I have no idea the difference between the rooms you are describing-and I don’t care

I hope you will be strong enough to handle this horrific slight you have suffered

1/04/2019 04:33:00 PM

You haven’t worked in a new station?! Where do you work then? Old 7? Cuz they’re all new now. I think think the last lead infested box to go was 012. And yes btw if that’s true then that is fucked up. What’s the big deal about eating in the community room. And what’s with Cmdrs showing up to work on NYE going to prove? “Let me show the troops I can do a few useless t-stops and that’ll show I have their back” Please

1/05/2019 10:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy fucking shit, what a ridiculous thing to complain about. You sound level 10 entitled and of the generation of new coppers that everyone dreads.

Be happy you work in a new building and not one of the last old shitholes like 007, 010, 021, 022, 013, etc.
In those dumps you had to wait sometimes up to a year to even get a fucking locker, the places stunk like a broken sewer line, there was no parking, and they were always hot.

Since I have never even worked in a new station, I have no idea the difference between the rooms you are describing-and I don’t care

I hope you will be strong enough to handle this horrific slight you have suffered

1/04/2019 04:33:00 PM

Your years of working in such terrible conditions has made you fragile as a snowflake. The OP's point was to show the commander doesnt care about the holidays or the troops. But go ahead and continue to be "the real police"

——————

So, let me get this straight, your “proof” that the commander of 009 doesnt care “about the holidays or the troops” is that the Commander had food and beverages set up in a room that was smaller than another available, larger room? That’s one hell of a measuring stick for “not caring about the holidays or the troops”!!

And yet you call someone else the snowflake.

1/05/2019 01:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Off topic-009 commander made 3rd watch have nye dinner up in the small vendeteria instead of community room.Way to show the troops you care.

Holy crap. And I was worried about world hunger when I could have put this at the top of my list of world problems

1/05/2019 01:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Off topic-009 commander made 3rd watch have nye dinner up in the small vendeteria instead of community room.Way to show the troops you care.

———

Holy fucking shit, what a ridiculous thing to complain about. You sound level 10 entitled and of the generation of new coppers that everyone dreads.

Be happy you work in a new building and not one of the last old shitholes like 007, 010, 021, 022, 013, etc.
In those dumps you had to wait sometimes up to a year to even get a fucking locker, the places stunk like a broken sewer line, there was no parking, and they were always hot.

Since I have never even worked in a new station, I have no idea the difference between the rooms you are describing-and I don’t care

I hope you will be strong enough to handle this horrific slight you have suffered

You forgot to mention the old 12th district when we would set the food up in the radio room and people ate standing up around the desk in the side processing room or wherever they found a spot. What a whinny little 9th district b***h.

1/05/2019 06:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


You haven’t worked in a new station?! Where do you work then? Old 7? Cuz they’re all new now. I think think the last lead infested box to go was 012. And yes btw if that’s true then that is fucked up. What’s the big deal about eating in the community room. And what’s with Cmdrs showing up to work on NYE going to prove? “Let me show the troops I can do a few useless t-stops and that’ll show I have their back” Please

1/05/2019 10:55:00 AM

They're all new? You must not get around much.

1/05/2019 08:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

003rd District is old as hell

1/05/2019 11:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

snowflake

1/06/2019 09:44:00 PM  

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