Ed's Hail Mary
Probably not going to pull it off, but you never know until you try:
- Eddie Johnson hopes to remain city’s top cop after mayoral election
Chicago Police Supt. Eddie Johnson on Tuesday said he learned early on in his three-decade career as a cop that it’s best to not worry about things beyond his control.
Taking questions from reporters after he addressed the City Club of Chicago, Johnson was asked if he’d like to stay at the helm of the CPD after the upcoming mayoral election.
“I took this job because I love this city. I want to see this city safe,” Johnson said. “The political part of it, that’s out of my control. One thing that cops recognize early on, we don’t worry about things that we can’t control.”
Ed, you didn't even apply for the job, and you've lurched from one crisis to another without any sort of direction that wasn't given to you by the sawed-off dwarf at City Hall. The things you did deal with involved covering up for the incompetency of your predecessors and their "study group" that your girlfriend benefited from.
Hopefully, we're somewhere under sixty days of your reign.
Hopefully, we're somewhere under sixty days of your reign.
Labels: department issues
posted by SCC at 12:07 AM
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“I took this job because I love this city. I want to see this city safe,” Johnson said. “The political part of it, that’s out of my control. One thing that cops recognize early on, we don’t worry about things that we can’t control.”
Ed... As the average citizen or illegal who resides in the city of Chicago via phone call and don’t tell them it Kidney Bean on the phone; if they think you are doing a good job, better yet if they think you should keep your job. As 10 resident from all over the city.
And come the day when you are replace— try getting a job at a Fortune 500 company— the HR department will prolly throw your resume in the trash given your bullshit performance at CPD. Until then keep your cellphone on just in case Jamal gets locked up he can call you from lockup. Keep firing PPOs until that gets week... they can prolly put an app back in and get rehired.damn shame
Kidney Bean go check up to see how your boy Jamal is doing, instead of talking a bunch of nonsense—or have a town hall meeting with the common citizens instead of hand picked journalists.
Kidney Bean, you are not a legitimate superintendent who represents the welfare of Chicago citizens who fall victim to criminals.
Chicago Police Supt. kidney Bean
Aka..
kidney Bean
Aka
Chicago Police Supt. SJW. — social Justice asshole
Aka
Chicago Police Supt. NPC. — non playable character
Ed, you want grits with that?
Pilgrim never knew he had to worry about anything,
as everything was handed to him.
No recreational Delta-9-THC for you, pastor.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Major scandal to hit SWAT, too many cover ups by CO and #2. CO has decided to fuck the team for the sake of his next promotion, so members of the team are going to fuck him back. This will make Carter's head explode, because just like the Lamb all he cares about is his next bump. Wait for it.
1/08/2019 11:47:00 AM
You know what we're waiting for? We're waiting for you to shut the fuck up. Drama queen trying to start something out of nothing. Come back to the watch and answer some domestics. We have a shiny new body cam waiting for you.
Sincerely,
Blog readers tired of your shit.
Another clone of Ed is waiting in the wings. Doesn't matter who is mayor politicians control everything. Nothing to see here. Now move along.
He gone
Wishful thinking.
How about seeing that van dyke video and get rewarded by it seeing it becoming superinentident!!
Let's hope this idiot leaves soon, and a few of his minion buffoons leave right behind him. They now plan to institute in every district the failed Watch Squad Program. Epic failure in every pilot district. Insufficient staffing, insufficient equipment, and a huge and burdensome program that leaves citizens with only 3 cars to service the whole district for a couple hours each day. This is a trainwreck heading our way and both coppers and civilians are going to be hurt.
Please go away Ed. He definitely did nothing to better this department. Ed was simply a puppet while Rahm pulled the strings.
What a farce. Chicago, a big city that should be in the top five of places to live or visit. But what do we have, ? This is what. A soon to be gone 1/2 pint mayor who managed to convince an incompetent judge that his wedding dress was proof that he was a solid resident. We have a police superintendent of one of the nations largest departments who acts and speaks like he should be working for the now defunct Barnum & Bailey circus. Yep, step right up & enjoy the show. We have sworn officers ( what oath did I be taking) think it's proper to cheat on exams for promotion, thus, resulting in more pay and benefits, effectively stealing from all tax payers. Those beyotches who stole via cheating should be working a 3 card monte game in the piss halls of the CTA, not wearing a star. Un- fuckingbeleivable. But what about our stellar State's Attorney ? F - her, she lets violent scum walk out of jail and doesn't think twice about it. Aldermen? Fucking joke. Part time employees, full time douche bags, especially that cock ring Arena. ( the legitimate Aldermen on NW side are excluded from the rest of those jag offs ). Chicago needs to tighten its sphincter and elect a competent Mayor who will send these pukes packing bags back to Mayberry. I hope the Feds have a laundry list of corrupt skanks to take down.
“I took this job because I love this city.” Who are you kidding Carl Winslow?? If you loved the city so much, you would’ve APPLIED for the job in the first place. You were literally given this job to appease “da community.” You are a terrible leader, a fraud, a political hack and the guy who tosses Rhambo’s salad to make him happy. That’s all. You don’t have anyone’s respect and the shit you spew is embarrassing. Now go back to tossing Rhambo’s salad. He is getting ancy...
Superintendent Fenner do not let the door hit you on the way out. You are a failer to this department and city. Honestly you can't leave fast enough. You will go down as the WORST Superintendent this city has ever had. GREAT JOB!
Anonymous said...
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Aka
Chicago Police Supt. SJW. — social Justice asshole
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1/09/2019 12:41:00 AM
Me thinks something isn't adding up there...hmm
What a information of un-ambiguity and preserveness of valuable knowledge
regarding unpredicted feelings.
Kidney Bean has so many chances to stand up for this department and he always deferred to the community. The police it seems are only ones expected to abide by the law. Be The Change. What an insult. I'm waiting for the community to stop killing one another and city and county politicians to stop lying and stealing.
Fact....WHEEEEZZZZEEEE will be promoted to captain soon and the troops will hate him and the little respect will be gone,plus his "nurse"/"driver" C.D. needs him to stay on because she needs to be able to pick up her kids from school during working hours also his workout guy that works a few hours aday should be fired because the superintendent is starting to put some weight on again....
He is not of sound mind! Just leave already!
Ed, just plain and simple, you sucked as a leader of CPD. In my more than 30 years with the department, I have never seen The CPD so politicized. Your legacy is actually allowing a mayor to run the department on a daily basis and completely destroying, not rebuilding what was once the greatest police department in the nation. You failed the men and women of CPD miserably.
Retire and take your bullshit stats with you. Love how you and rahm are all over the NEW plate readers. How old is the technology now asshole. Oh and we retain the records for two weeks. WTF is that. You lost what little manhood you had left when you took a job you didn’t even apply for. Just another political coward.
A disgrace to the men and women who serve and have served this once great department.
Who gives a fuck?
I came on in 1986 when Fred Rice was Supe. Each one has been worse then the last ever since with the exception of Rodriguez, who was a step up from Martin. The deepest damage was done by Cline and McWhiskeyDick, who stripped decent neighborhoods of resources. Remember, all of this is decided by the politics of the Democratic Party, which are increasingly intersectional in nature.
Guess whose neighborhood and family will lose whoever the next stooge is?
The meeting with the troops on Monday at headquarters was pathetic.
1.EAP (his quote: we need to to better with our families.......but didn't offer solutions).......
2.Mission Statement (what a joke....your at the helm for how long and because you went on a visit to Under Armor and read it on the bathroom wall , the CPD needs a mission statement update......News Flash. troops on the ground have the mission statement loud and clear, it it (Don't get gout of the car, answer the call, write report!) Seriously, that's the mission statement. If you were ever in the military, you'ld know it's the ultimate objective of a unit if all else fails.......News flash everything else is failing.
3.I never knowingly promoted someones secretary. Nice hedge using the word "knowingly" But here's the problem, the secretaries were promoted because they were in the study groups. And the study groups had leads that were the subject matter experts for the test question input.
4. The system is now controlled by NOBLE (black dominists). Imagine the heads exploding if there was a WOBLE.
The Chicago Police Department is the most corrupt organization in the nation. Feds should look at how the taxpayers money is being wasted on political promotions!
Probably only Willie Wilson is dense enough to consider keeping Mr. Wheezie.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Major scandal to hit SWAT, too many cover ups by CO and #2. CO has decided to fuck the team for the sake of his next promotion, so members of the team are going to fuck him back. This will make Carter's head explode, because just like the Lamb all he cares about is his next bump. Wait for it.
1/08/2019 11:47:00 AM
You know what we're waiting for? We're waiting for you to shut the fuck up. Drama queen trying to start something out of nothing. Come back to the watch and answer some domestics. We have a shiny new body cam waiting for you.
Sincerely,
Blog readers tired of your shit.
1/09/2019 03:11:00 AM
I agree with this constant, your either mad you didn't make swat via clout, or your in swat and not promoted yet which is it? You ought to turn your energy into following the money to see if pension money is being deposited by the city how about doing something useful asshat?
Remember the cheaters - fucking bastards!
Ed tell you what come clean on lieutenants cheating scandal and then we can listen, man up this will clear your conscience you are a man of honesty right,you took that oath!
Is he going to use his new clout, and fellow expressway marcher, to keep his job? How many superintendents have kissed fr. flake’s ring?
I am currently a pledge in a fraternity. I did this knowing this is my only shot at getting promoted. Please brother johnson there so all of this wasnt a waste of time.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Another clone of Ed is waiting in the wings. Doesn't matter who is mayor politicians control everything. Nothing to see here. Now move along.
1/09/2019 03:53:00 AM
That close eyed detective in area south is in the running for next supe. You heard it here first.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Major scandal to hit SWAT, too many cover ups by CO and #2. CO has decided to fuck the team for the sake of his next promotion, so members of the team are going to fuck him back. This will make Carter's head explode, because just like the Lamb all he cares about is his next bump. Wait for it.
1/08/2019 11:47:00 AM
You know what we're waiting for? We're waiting for you to shut the fuck up. Drama queen trying to start something out of nothing. Come back to the watch and answer some domestics. We have a shiny new body cam waiting for you.
Sincerely,
Blog readers tired of your shit
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This made me actually laugh out loud cause its so true. Nobody gives a shit about SWAT except SWAT.
I disagree ... politics are within your control. Too many sell their souls for a promotion. My dignity was more important than a white shirt..did he say “ at the end of the day”.
Maybe the sup can get on silly suzie's list to HIRE more detectives. I'm guessing, she said it, so it must be true, that police departments now hire detectives. It's just a matter of time and all the lowly ole patrol guys will be gone and then there will be no more crime.
Anyone who takes a political job like this knows that his tenure will only last until the next politician takes over and installs his own guy. That is the nature of such positions.
Maybe he can get a position as Fr Flakey's bodyguard!
The Right Man for the Right Time™️ was a gift from RottenRahm to and by request from ToeNail Prickwrinkle for her bowing out of any hint of a 2015 campaign run, also on behalf of her former Chief of staff and now current States Activist, CHA alum KmmmmFxxxxup.
SpecialEd was the only one of the group willing to go full monty with their restorative juicstice agenda after showcasing his bias with the JVD flip-flop spectacle.
He and his Merit following have come out smelling like roses.
Everyone else below Sgt have seen plenty of dire scrutiny.
More murders occurring during his 2-1/2 years as StupidIntended than any other since probably the 1960’s.
And he calls himself a leader.
What a backstabbing liar.
Cake and Coffe his turkey.
95% of CPD bosses, Sgt and above wouldn’t qualify for a management position at MCDonalds. Go make French frys.
OT: Judge Vincent Gaughan gave that shit head pedophile R Kelly all the respect in the world even letting him travel for various states while facing several charges. Hows that working out for you Judge? He treated Van Dyke like crap on several occasions during his triL. This society is beyond repair!
Ed Fenner is trying to put off his
and Mrs. Fenner's long delayed appointment
with the Hangman for their part in the CPD
Lieutenant's Exam scandal...
Just because it was whitewashed at the local level
by Rahm al-Ghoul's I.G. stooge Joe Ferguson doesn't mean
every dirty, mis-mothered fuck involved will get to sleep
sweetly as if nothing will happen to them.
Love seeing these thunderously ignorant, tone-deaf, incompetent,
"It's Our Turn Now," Police Impersonating, clouted charlatans
revealing so much about themselves and the political system
in place by very loudly and publicly shitting on themselves
from their strenuous exertions in trying to make this go away.
The Feds showed Rahm some ugly cards.
Rahm rather indelicately put a foot through the hem
of his skirt in his sudden motivation to get the fuck
up from the Chicago card table and run for what's left
of his political life...
>Riiiip!<
"SHRIEK!"
>Scurry!<
So now, members of the (not) NOBLE exempt cabal in Chicago
are running from pillar to post and ducking in/out of shadowy
doorways while casting worried glances at the sky in hope of
not being laid the fuck out under the brick shit-shack the Feds
are going to drop on their greedy, willfully ignorant, stupid asses.
Heh...
Police Corruption is a no-no.
They're looking gassed because the G doesn't
cut deals for corrupt Coppers so every living ass
involved in this is going to end up under that ol'
smoking and back-firing Federal "Bluebird."
It'll be the best laugh the peed-on CPD peons have
had in the last 50 years.
Pay no heed to THEIR screams for mercy and understanding...
Just like The Policeman's pleas have gone unheeded in this town.
Police Like You Have No Friends.
Look.
Point & Laugh.
Leave.
Doesn't matter who is mayor politicians control everything.
that is the way it is. always will be that way.
that is what politicians do after all. it is their function.
I hope the new mayor calls for an independent investigation of the entire police promotion system to include the alleged cheating on the last lieutenant's exam. There is no way that anyone in city government or the police department should see the actual questions or test for any hiring or promotional examination. Not Ever! Cannot be trusted.
Why the fuck would be even entertain the thought of staying. Either way his dummy will get made captain. I’d leave ASAP !!!!!
It's not so much the pandering that the Supernintendo has done at the behest of the Rhamfather that bothers me. Whomever is put in that position is just a puppet and will do whatever the Mayor says.
It's the abysmal command staff that this guy has surrounded himself with that is reprehensible. The Mayor doesn't really know or give a fuck about these goofs. Ed has more say so over his leadership picks in districts. Some were appointed before he got made top cop, most of them weren't. A militant camel rider that is so incompetent, that they had to stash her away in IAD after people fled the 002nd district.
A total idiot that doesn't know how to dress properly that goes to a high profile police shooting dressed like an alien from the Battlefield Earth movie. The 005th district has turned into a sad tragedy with what's happened there over during one horrific year. So what does this idiot do? Fudges an arrest time so that her district could "win" the first gun arrest of the year which is pathetic.
Next you got another goof in 025. A mass exodus of his own staff, besides the rank and file blue shirts, because the guy is a complete jagoff and still nothing happens to him. Nothing will probably happen to him either after the Inspector General releases his report about how the guy used department vehicles and police officers to run personal errands for him on the tax payers dime.
The 003rd district Commander should have been launched just on principle for that idiotic super cop competition that thankfully died on the vine.
I'm not even going to bother going into details over the one Johnson Twin. Cashing in your own mother's social security checks after she passes away is disgusting.
I'm sure I'm missing some other examples of gross incompetence by your amazing command staff but everybody with half a brain gets the picture by now.
Ed, I'm sure if I met you in a social setting I'd probably get along with you very well. We aren't at some club though drinking whiskey. Just shut up and go. You've done enough. Hopefully the next Supe isn't too overwhelmed by the giant bag of shit you are leaving him or her.
Fat Heads problem is everything is out of j's control. Rahm pills the puppet strings and scripts Fat Head therefore he has no control what so ever. That actually a good thing given his limited mental abilities. Soon to be out of a job but nice pension unfortunately coming his way.
Spoken like a loyal Green Winnie at 3:11. Now go train for a change. Practice leaning on something, practice looking tough in that ridiculous battle gear, practice waiting for nothing to happen your all really good at that. Maybe if your feeling it you can go a few rounds with your lunatic St. Good luck with that, who knows if your lucky maybe he can pit out on a medical.
With a 200k pension you think he is worried about his next meal.
fat Head has taken a play out of the street cops playbook. He has been Fetal his whole tome as Super. Nothing accomplished other than the city sliding further into the swamp. Arrests are down , homicides not being solved (15%LOL), morale at an all time low and cops facing charges every week. Ed do the right thing and just go away.
Ed you got a new kidney and a new lease on life. You're an accidental superintendent. Retire and go enjoy your 150,000 a year pension.
Eddie wants to hang around to protect and promote his lackeys.
It's time for him to be shown the door.
bye Eddie.
This is an opportunity to get rid of two bad Eddies-let's not blow it !!!
didnt his kid “a break” when he couldn’t pass the physical gym tests at the academy ?
Should be made merit Sgt very soon.
If he really loved the city then he would do the right thing and go away.
Swat is already a major scandal what could be worse.
I want to see his off spring pass the power test just once.
Off the topic but R Kelly is facing new sexual conduct charges. The same same R Kelly who was given preferential treatment byJudge Vincent
Gaughan. Hows that working out now? Jason Van Dyke was treated like crap but this judge.
A musical purist, Ed always liked Dizzy Miss Lizzy
by Larry Williams, 1958
This is getting good hope Feds are ready to lock her up such a liar:
Toni Preckwinkle's county campaign hit with campaign finance complaint over donation connected to Ald. Edward Burke
https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/politics/ct-met-preckwinkle-election-complaint-20190109-story.html
Let’s hope ed Burke is talking she needs to be indicted now along with the others!
How about Mendoza's public safety plan. She wants to develop an early warning system for problem officers. Part of it reads: "Susana will make it a priority to develop an early intervention system to identify at-risk officers before they graduate from the academy ..."
How will that work?
He Gone!!!!!!!
Who gives a fuck?
I came on in 1986 when Fred Rice was Supe. Each one has been worse then the last ever since with the exception of Rodriguez, who was a step up from Martin. The deepest damage was done by Cline and McWhiskeyDick, who stripped decent neighborhoods of resources. Remember, all of this is decided by the politics of the Democratic Party, which are increasingly intersectional in nature.
Guess whose neighborhood and family will lose whoever the next stooge is?
..........
Not our beloved Phil Cline? How dare you speak badly of this hero!! Phil was handed a non for profit (The Chicago Police Fund) in exchange for a meritorous promotion. The Chicago Police Fund now the CPMF, a non for profit that pays Phil in excess of $175,000 annually. This guy did just as much damage as kidney bean.
To new mayor of Chicago, whomever it may be, will probably be much more radical left than rahm. And did anyone take a peak at our new AG Kwame Raul? Its going to get much worse when the new more radical mayor comes in and gets to appoint whatever mood they want as sup. New boss same as the old boss. With how things are looking, new boss, astronomically worse than the old boss who was also terrible.
I hope he gets fired. He has done nothing but lie to ftos and promise crap.
Ed is a 100 % stroke! Worst Superintendent I’ve ever worked under with 23 years on the job!
If you honestly think Ed gives one fuck about keeping his position then you need your head examined. The only reason he is keeping his composure is to not spoil his next position when this one ends
How about Mendoza's public safety plan. She wants to develop an early warning system for problem officers. Part of it reads: "Susana will make it a priority to develop an early intervention system to identify at-risk officers before they graduate from the academy ..."
Does this make any sense at all? Maybe we should stop lowering standards and raise them along with staring pay and benefits. This department has plenty of unqualified merit promoted supervisors who cause plenty of problems. Heard Johnson, the already indicted one, not the next to be indicted, has been talking to the Fed’s and says Exempts regularly took envelopes of cash for Merit promotions. I hope that hits the front page soon. Time to clean house.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
How about Mendoza's public safety plan. She wants to develop an early warning system for problem officers. Part of it reads: "Susana will make it a priority to develop an early intervention system to identify at-risk officers before they graduate from the academy ..."
How will that work?
1/09/2019 10:07:00 PM
Let's talk about Susie snowflake, hey suz when you took over the city clerks job you terminated how many Caucasian managers with tenure and brought your people in? kind of racist right Susie? She has absolutely no clue went from a funky working in I believe it was ray frias office to state job, then clerk and now comptroller (she cannot even count), now she wants to be mayor, but then again with the clerk valencia and rahm teaming up with that illegal citykey card which illegally allows the criminals here to vote violating so many federal laws and the feds grab burke? why not rahm-valencia-susie?
Agreed 117. No way he really wants to stay on. He's playing the game like they are while promising to fire him.
OT: Judge Vincent Gaughan gave that shit head pedophile R Kelly all the respect in the world even letting him travel for various states while facing several charges.
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It was not like the guy was much of a flight risk.
I never knowingly promoted someones secretary.
FLAT OUT LIE. R&D director's secretary - meritoriously promoted to Sgt. The fat Johnson's secretary when he was commander of 011 - meritoriously promoted to detective. 3 other district secretaries from various districts - meritorious Sgts. The list goes on and on. And whose signature of approval is on all of those meritorious promotions? One FAT HEAD ED.
Disgusting.
It’s challenging to accept any sort of “order” from Lt. Fenner knowing she’s a criminal in a job where the right, proper, and correct act is a must.
Challenging & hypocrisy in this case is criminal.
POOR slob!
He needs more time to merit bump his
cute wife
and his i cant pass the power test son.
The city never even posted his thin resume when he took the job of supe.
IF ED is so great another city would offer him a J.O.B immediately.
CMON Captain promotions! look for the next batch to be earth shaking.
And future DICKs pics will have many called in favors for house mouses.
Anonymous said...
I never knowingly promoted someones secretary.
FLAT OUT LIE. R&D director's secretary - meritoriously promoted to Sgt. The fat Johnson's secretary when he was commander of 011 - meritoriously promoted to detective. 3 other district secretaries from various districts - meritorious Sgts. The list goes on and on. And whose signature of approval is on all of those meritorious promotions? One FAT HEAD ED.
Disgusting.
1/10/2019 06:23:00 PM
If you're talking about PR, then she deserves the promotion. She should have been promoted to sergeant. Hardworking, intelligent ...she's everything Kenneth and Kevin Johnson is not, can not and will not ever be.
I can't wait until Eugene Williams, Eddie Johnson, and a few over NOBLE bosses try to hide and bury the Johnson Brothers nonsense so they can get a soft landing.
Then all three of them will be in a BIGGER world of shit.
Hardworking, intelligent ..
If either were true, she wouldn't have needed merit.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
The Chicago Police Department is the most corrupt organization in the nation. Feds should look at how the taxpayers money is being wasted on political promotions!
1/09/2019 08:47:00 AM
Yep,no political promotions in the FBI.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I hope the new mayor calls for an independent investigation of the entire police promotion system to include the alleged cheating on the last lieutenant's exam. There is no way that anyone in city government or the police department should see the actual questions or test for any hiring or promotional examination. Not Ever! Cannot be trusted.
1/09/2019 01:35:00 PM
Did you start drinking early?
You're not from around here're ya'?
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