Thursday, June 06, 2019

Skipping Training?

We all know bosses get more "play" than anyone else, but this would seem to be the wrong time to be doing it:
  • Anonymous said...

    So, Lemmer had mandatory training at the academy today [03 June]. Came in and signed in for a couple minutes, then whispered in the instructors ear and left. Yet this asshole preaches to the masses about accountability???
Not only is he rumored to have cut training, we heard that Capt-in-Training Saadia Carter showed him a secret door he could use to slip out unnoticed by Academy staff. You just have to order a metro recruit to open it.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...


CPD bosses one big joke. Do as I say, not as I do!

6/06/2019 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She was a waste of promotion. Not earned not given but stolen. Her and her buddy Lt Patrina Wines. Together they can’t pour piss out of a boot without stealing the boot. Please lord don’t promote them to commander, they are not ready and their head is so far stuck up their own ass that they would steal the head if not given.

6/06/2019 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They have been doing this for years that's why they don't know what's going on. I had a lieutenant who had some sort of a connection to call to get out of training and details. He just liked the cozy comfort of the district I guess.

6/06/2019 02:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prolly promise a promotion of all sorts

6/06/2019 02:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD training only exists to shift liability onto YOU.

Has nothing to do with public safety and officer survival.

The less you attend, the better off you will be when punitive damages are being assessed against you.

What does suck is that Lemmer has zero chance of being in that position, unlike YOU.

6/06/2019 05:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a rule 14

6/06/2019 06:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It would be hard for Lemmer to leave unnoticed in his cowboy boots and assless chaps

6/06/2019 06:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If he played golf his nickname would be stroke

6/06/2019 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He handles security at a Dollar General store is why he had to leave.

6/06/2019 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thought only judges had secret doors and elevators

6/06/2019 07:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a huge burden to be a boss so we give them play
time to be balanced
What it comes down to is that their oversight does not
require 40hrs/wk X 52 weeks. To let the rank and file
see them idle would be unacceptable, so we let them
out to play to be out of sight. We can't overwork a boss
to the point of burnout.

6/06/2019 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think some bosses take their shirts to the dry
cleaners just to get the ego boost from the staff

6/06/2019 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That sign in and leave stuff is akin to the Air Force
touch and go pilot training. Sometimes you have to
abort but you must learn he art form of discretion.
When the troops notice the absence, it's understood
that the person was called away to a more important
matter. I'm needed elsewhere and I can't be bothered
with this pedestrian stuff.

6/06/2019 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ducking out of training has been going on for decades. It usually starts with longer and longer lunches as the week goes by. But, you are right about this, the same standard should apply to all.

6/06/2019 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He did everyone a favor by not sticking around

6/06/2019 08:29:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

You can't train someone who knows everything already.

Thus endeth the lesson.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

6/06/2019 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't read you stories anymore, the man in the suit
says I must leave because I'm needed elsewhere.
Your teacher will have to finish the book.
Study hard, kids, and you can go to Yale.

6/06/2019 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many bosses call the range and have rusted bullets in their guns? The exempts do whatever, to whoever they want we do as they say and not as they do. We have a total shitshow of liars at the top ranks of cpd, Lori is keeping them guess she is happy with bodies dropping, people being shot,stabbed,robbed,raped and beaten.

6/06/2019 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s like these bosses all get together and put money in the kitty to see who can claim the title as biggest asshole on the job

6/06/2019 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I once had a street Deputy tell me," I must be smarter then you Sgt.,I'm a Deputy."

6/06/2019 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What could that training session possibly teach the smartest man on the department?

6/06/2019 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bosses know everything already. Duh! Now shut up and get some contact cards!!

6/06/2019 09:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what a shame , double standards

6/06/2019 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leading by example.

6/06/2019 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was seen leaving with a brown bag.
Not sure but I think it’s All-U-Can-Eat $5 Crab Legs Day at Old Country Buffet on Monday’s.

6/06/2019 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Chief of the Metro recruits department was so mad when he heard about the door incident that he told his Officers that he was going to recommend to his City Council that they no longer use the CPD Academy for training.

6/06/2019 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Integrity SPAR



Jams instructor





Do as I say Not As I Do



This is an example of the BS leadership on CPD


Lightfoot HELLO!!!!!

6/06/2019 12:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...







No Training like CPD Training Simply the BEST!!! Again there is NO Training

6/06/2019 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lemmer doesn’t need training because he’s the smartest man on the department, just ask him and he will tell you..... and if you don’t ask him just wait about 5 minutes cause he will be sure to let you know just how smart he is....

6/06/2019 01:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom should know better then that! I'm surprised at his actions in this scenario!

6/06/2019 01:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rules and regs are for little people ....cloutless and below rank of LT

6/06/2019 02:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lemmer is an ego-maniacal asshole.

6/06/2019 03:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seen the headline thought they were at 35th street exempt row:

Suspects in Custody In Alleged Police Impersonation Scam
https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2019/06/06/suspects-in-custody-in-alleged-police-impersonation-scam/

6/06/2019 03:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The conditions described herein occur in almost
every line of work. It is not unique to policing.
Therefore, it must be human nature. There is a
Lemmer in every corporation, every chain of
command.

6/06/2019 03:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I once had a street Deputy tell me," I must be smarter then you Sgt.,I'm a Deputy."

6/06/2019 09:24:00 A

And the worst part is. In his mind he really believes it. All exempts did it on their own. That’s what they say

6/06/2019 04:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That duck out stuff occurred in "no test" medical C.E.
seminars (as far as I know) since back in the 70s.
Things have tightened up since. I can still remember a
guy who brought his wife along, telling me it was tax-
deductible (under the code at the time).

6/06/2019 06:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What type of training?
Army training, sir.
*********
Someday a little kid gonna call Lemmer "Paw Paw"
just because he can't pronounce po-po
**********
And in music news, we bid farewell to Dr. John.
He was 77.
RIP

6/06/2019 06:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can you train someone who knows every fucking thing?

6/06/2019 06:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
CPD training only exists to shift liability onto YOU.

Has nothing to do with public safety and officer survival.

The less you attend, the better off you will be when punitive damages are being assessed against you.

What does suck is that Lemmer has zero chance of being in that position, unlike YOU.

6/06/2019 05:57:00 AM
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What an idiotic statement. Trust me, the accountability will be on you either way. And if you are magically absent for every training event, your pattern of behavior will make YOU look like the asshole. Chicago will say “we tried to train him, he always had an excuse not to go.” Do you think that somehow puts the accountability on them? They can’t handcuff you and force you to attend. The blame is being put on you either way, genius. And both you and the city will pay. The difference is, they can afford to pay. So you should probably save your sage advice there old timer. You can’t wood shampoo your way out of being fucked when you do something so egregious that it results in punitive damages - which implies that you’ve done something so goddam stupid that your qualified immunity means nothing.

6/06/2019 09:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Lori. Maybe you should start showing up at the academy unannounced early in the morning or late in the day and look for some of these stellar commanders and bosses. Tell no one except your driver and watch the rats scurry.

6/07/2019 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if jammed sue no training youll win academy has only paper records

6/07/2019 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At the COPA?

6/07/2019 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These bosses are, and always have been, something else. Years ago there was a politically connected Dog-Ass who always worked midnites on one of the slowest beats in the city. He slept frequently. Then became a Sgt. Then a Det. Sgt. Then a Det. Lt. Always hounded Dets. under his command to bust ass and produce arrests and Clearups. Dog-Ass was one day fucking off while on duty, after his daily "Go Get em" (to make me look good) speech, playing raquetball at a local firehouse, where he dropped dead while playing, of a massive Grabber. This is typical of oh so many "bosses" on the CPD. " Do as I say, Not as I do", and "everything for me, but none for thee". Typical commie / Chicago Mentality. Never ends. Nor will it with Lightfoot. The Cream definitely does not rise to the top, in the CPD.

6/07/2019 01:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Old Country Buffet kicks butt!

6/08/2019 06:30:00 AM  

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